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  • Plank.

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 07:24 PM

The crunchy flakes left over in the bottom of the KFC bucket.
Getting home and letting a huge one rip after a long date.
Getting smiled at by a cute girl.

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 07:33 PM

Here's my list:
Simple greetings from people
Talking to people well
Staying at home in the evening/night and watching a movie
Staying at home in the evening/night and playing a video game
Hanging out with a friend

I like feeling adventurous.

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 08:43 PM

QUOTE (ExtremeLimitations @ Friday, May 17 2013, 16:27)
QUOTE (Valenta @ Friday, May 17 2013, 05:30)
QUOTE (ExtremeLimitations @ Thursday, May 16 2013, 05:22)
Masturbating every time when you are alone, in your room.

Nothing like it, man. Nothing like it.

lol.gif Neh, that was just a joke actually. It's not that makes my life better, it makes a pleasurable moment.

Yeah. Still a good feeling, though.

Here's my real list:
My dogs greeting me when I come home, jumping up and licking my face.
My two dogs playing in a grassy field.
Waking up before your alarm goes off and you have another hour left on it.
The sun on the back of your neck on a hazy summer's evening.
The moon against a pitch black sky.
A tall glass of ice cold water.
Earning a PS3 trophy.

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 09:21 PM

May is a three paycheck month. Well, for all of you on a bi-weekly pay schedule.

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 09:23 PM

getting into bed after having a relieving piss

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 11:54 PM

You know when you're about to get intimate or are in the act of being intimate, be it with your hand or a woman, or even a man or a ferret. No judgement here. And then you get that dreaded feeling in your asshole, no she hasn't slipped a finger in. You need a sh*t. Then like that tender moment in Dr. Doolittle, it turns out it was just gas. So now you can do your thang without it being gross. If there's one thing I hate, it's getting intimate when I've just had a sh*t or I need one really badly. So when that dread goes away, it's just one of those happy little moments of joy.

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