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ten-a-penny
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#31

Posted 17 August 2013 - 08:56 PM

I have alot of them...
1) ITS THE NATIONAL GUARD FOOL! WEEKEND SOILDERS!= robbing uncle sam...military fight with nine's...second part: ram you in 100 m/h
2) wrong side of the tracks= no comments...chasing four vago dudes atop an 90 m/h train on a dirt/off-road bike and a fat man killing them with er...TEC9 tounge2.gif
3) madd dogg's rhymes= steal a rhyme book...by using a knife
4) ran-fa-li= steel a car...no police attention
5) Amphibious Assault= swim all the way...trying not to get a condum stuck to the face *joking* to "place a bug on the ship" bored.gif
6) high-jack= hi-jack a rig, no police attention
7) black project= better not to talk about it truth...high as f*ck, want you to break into a military base. SERIOUSLY! in real-life its impossible to get within area 51 *the base itself*...truth-dude dropped a Ghetto gangster in-front of the base sub-enterance to steal 60milion worth military project and after mission he can fly it whenever he wants tounge.gif notify.gif devil.gif mercie_blink.gif tounge.gif tounge2.gif devil.gif
8) green goo= fly the stolen jetpack, land atop the moving train, destroy the "only need one punch to destroy" crates to find a weird "moss-blood from the savage skies whack-assed dump-tree-butt that is serves as the chrysalis heart which even if you destroy it with zelit himself other flyers still shoot at your ass-name changed of that blood-thing into green goo 'cause the symbol of the chrysalis where this dump-mind is is green" <-- parody about the green goo...solved mestiry? *another game*
9) fender ketchup= scare a guy who's tied in a car windscreen who's even not tied! devil.gif no ropes, no holes...NO POLICE ATTENTION!!!!! mercie_blink.gif
10) DAM AND BLAST= even if you didn't make a single noise...police popped out from the middle of nowhere...CJ jumps from about 1,000 feet from the highest place on the dam to the water.... notify.gif
10) free-fall= normally jump from the back of a dodo, diving to a lighting-speed shamal and nicely get inside...*no comment*suicidal.gif tounge.gif
11) verical bird=...not really but...ghetto gangster steals a hydra from a military/naval vessel with only about 13 soldiers or so...
sorry for the long post smile.gif

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#32

Posted 17 August 2013 - 08:59 PM Edited by ten-a-penny, 30 August 2013 - 06:33 PM.

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 02:43 AM

For me, I think it's Architectural Espionage, if CJ shown his weapon the guard just give a warn and doesn't arrest him instantly, you think you can warn ghetto gangster?? tounge.gif (actually the mission is failed if you show your weapon for too long)

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#34

Posted 18 August 2013 - 02:53 AM

Highjack
Black Project
Green Goo
Freefall
Up, Up, And Away

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 03:04 AM

QUOTE (ten-a-penny @ Saturday, Aug 17 2013, 15:59)
9) fender ketchup= scare a guy who's tied in a car windscreen who's even not tied! devil.gif no ropes, no holes...NO POLICE ATTENTION!!!!! mercie_blink.gif

You get police attention if you go on the main roads.

QUOTE (Big Remi)
Highjack

Why high jack? I've jumped from one speeding car to another irl.

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#36

Posted 27 August 2013 - 09:41 PM

Can we just say all of them were extremely unrealistic? It's a game after all!

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 11:59 PM

Yes, it's a game. and, to be playable many things have to be discounted. Else, the first crash CJ does would have killed him.
The topic is ONE thing you feel is unrealistic. There are so, so, many that it should be easy for a Player to pick the ONE that most glaringly was noticed/startled/"awe, come on!", during the play.

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 05:54 PM

QUOTE (DarrinPA @ Sunday, Aug 18 2013, 03:04)
QUOTE (ten-a-penny @ Saturday, Aug 17 2013, 15:59)
9) fender ketchup= scare a guy who's tied in a car windscreen who's even not tied! devil.gif no ropes, no holes...NO POLICE ATTENTION!!!!! mercie_blink.gif

You get police attention if you go on the main roads.

for real? I tried but nothing notify.gif

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 06:04 PM Edited by lil weasel, 29 August 2013 - 08:28 PM.

QUOTE (lil weasel @ Tuesday, Aug 27 2013, 23:59)
Yes, it's a game. and, to be playable many things have to be discounted. Else, the first crash CJ does would have killed him.
The topic is ONE thing you feel is unrealistic. There are so, so, many that it should be easy for a Player to pick the ONE that most glaringly was noticed/startled/"awe, come on!", during the play.

but if they make it right (high-speed crashing) it will/would be impossible to do...half of this is fixed in IV...crashing on cars and high/miduem-levels won't throw you away....low-level will do so (throwing you from the wind-shield)....and about missions...as what someone already said....
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most of the missions are unrealistic but who cares?! they're fun cool.gif  smile.gif


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Posted 29 August 2013 - 06:52 PM

Breaking in to Area 51, then escaping with a jetpack.

Need I say more? tounge.gif

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 11:41 AM

Overall, I would say "Freefall". Although the part at "Breaking the Bank at Caligula's" where you must levitate between too roofs is very unrealistic too.

QUOTE (Zizo008 @ Friday, Apr 26 2013, 16:35)
QUOTE (RyujinXKaizer @ Friday, Apr 26 2013, 07:03)
The rest are just "Hey CJ let's go there and that". Especially Wrong Side of the Tracks and Just Business.

The uncut versions of those missions made sense, but R* did that because it was too obvious that Smoke betrayed the Grove.

Anyway, other than the missions you guys stated, i'd say "Reuiniting The Famillies" mission.

How were they in the uncut version?

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 11:44 AM

It has to be Black Project, for the same reasons previous posters have stated.

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Posted 03 September 2013 - 01:12 AM

QUOTE (chapapote @ Friday, Aug 30 2013, 07:41)
How were they in the uncut version?

Wrong Side Of The Tracks

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Note: I'm not responsible for the display of those scenes. In other words, I didn't upload those videos.
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Posted 07 September 2013 - 10:07 AM Edited by shoumic, 07 September 2013 - 10:09 AM.

For me the most unrealistic mission in San Andreas would have to be Up Up and away. This mission simply baffles me because of the main purpose. CJ doesn't want the crew to get caught on some "street level jacking" but this is something he does all the time in the game. Also instead of only committing one crime by just simply stealing the van and driving it to VM he instead goes into a Military Fuel base, kills several soldiers, destroys two helicopters, then steals another one, picks up a van using the helicopter and goes to the air strip with absolutely no police attention? Hmm.. This mission really makes no sense to me.  

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Posted 11 September 2013 - 07:14 AM

Is every mission an option?
Seriously though, Green Goo is probably the most unrealistic. Standing on moving trains, jet packs, alien goo.

This. Easily the most unrealistic. Not to mention flying over army guys that are carrying heavy assault rifles your floating incredibly slowly, realistically you'd die from the first wave of shots. XD
So ya and of course the Alien goo it self being in it. The mission it self was actually pointless, because it's not like you ever use the goo ever....Even the jetpack is barely used mission wise after
that tedious mission. Technically half the missions are impossible. If you come down to it...


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Posted 12 September 2013 - 01:25 PM

Up, up and away!

 

100% unrealistic.


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Posted 06 October 2013 - 09:11 AM

QUOTE (Ricky_Stiven @ Saturday, Apr 27 2013, 13:21) Robbing Uncle Sam - Seriously, military armored with 9mm... No logic.
Weekend Soldiers, National Guard.

 

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#48

Posted 10 October 2013 - 07:19 AM

Wait, if "fact is stranger than fiction", then how can we deem any mission as "unrealistic"?


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Posted 14 October 2013 - 08:57 PM

Black Project, Green Go


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Posted 14 October 2013 - 09:12 PM Edited by WildBrick142, 14 October 2013 - 09:13 PM.

Freefall - Because Dodo is faster than private jet and there is no gravity that CJ can literally glide forward to the door and open it without depressurizing (spelling?) the entire plane or getting sucked into the engine.

 

Stowaway - Drive a bike into a cargo plane, punch a few governmentt guys and blew up the plane, jumping out the back.

 

Up, Up and Away - Because carjacking is too mainstream

 

Black Project - Break into a military base, kill all " perfectly trained" soldiers, steal a $60m Jetpack and fly off with literally no attention as soon as you fly away from the restricted zone.

 

Air Raid - Shoot up a bunch of RC planes with a Minigun, no police attention that someone is using RC planes to bomb a shop while they protect themselves with a fully functional and lethal Minigun


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Posted 14 October 2013 - 09:16 PM

Come to think of it, Cop Wheels is actually a quite unrealistic mission too. In this mission you basically can't see police bikes roaming around the city, they are only in their specific locations. Even if you save one police bike in your garage, the game won't let you to use it during the mission. In my opinion, it's quite unrealistic and doesn't make sense at all. 

I would understand that the crew don't want to "get caught up" in street level jacking as said in "Up up and Away", but why are the police bikes completely eliminated (with the exception of mission ones) from the traffic. It's one of the most common vehicles in the whole game plus the fact that we can't simply use police bikes obtained prior the mission don't make sense for me.


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Posted 14 December 2013 - 11:18 PM

1.Burglar

:D Cj break into two houses in row all the time

 

2.Black Project

 

$60,000,000 project :D Stolen BY ONE MAN!

And they call General instead give me 6 star wanted level ?

 

3.(Forget name)

 

You most collect some TNT from quarry, as you know there time limit, and if you kill brigadier time limit is taken off SO!

Why other worker on quarry cannot detonate TNT ?

 

4.Los Santos Gang wars

 

Sometimes if you wanna attack ballas turf in beach, those purple wearing dudes can spawn on water bottom :D even then cay open fire at you.


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Posted 15 December 2013 - 07:13 AM

Drive-thru

Smoke ordering about 10 different combo items and eating all if it during a quick drive by is easily the most impossible thing anyone can ever do.
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Posted 15 December 2013 - 04:25 PM Edited by Deus Ex, 15 December 2013 - 04:26 PM.

Free fall. For some reason when CJ passes through that corona, he can somehow defy the laws of phisic and somehow get inside...

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 02:44 AM

has to be "green gue" but still is a great mission with great fun.


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Posted 16 February 2014 - 07:39 PM

I think the name of this thread should be "Come and Complain about GTA:SA because You Lack Imagination and Need to Blame that On the Game".

Considering that one guy having to blast through about 100 heavily armed opponents is a feature of all GTA Games then that would make ALL them unrealistic wouldn't it?

 

Very true statement.

 

How in the world is one person supposed to get through a 50, 40, or 30 man army?

 

This happens in all of GTA games because almost all of the missions are unrealistic. So it sounds to me like a complaining thread.


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Posted 18 February 2014 - 05:11 PM

Obviously The Truth's mission, stealing combine harvesters, getting into area 51, green goo..


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Posted 21 February 2014 - 06:20 PM

Freefall. Not that it's hard as nails, it must also be unrealistic.


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Posted 22 February 2014 - 10:02 PM

the black project, where you break into area 51 and steal the jetpack...


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Posted 19 April 2014 - 11:00 AM

For me,its the Black Project,you'll steal a jetpack worth 60 million but you can cheat it?SERIOUSLY?





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