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Posted 04 March 2013 - 10:26 PM

Just a short comedy I wrote in 29 minutes.

Memories Reminiscent of Yesterday.

*Alarm Buzzing*
*Connor wakes up and stretches/moans*
*Checks alarm and notices its 1 PM*

Connor: Oh my god itís so late in the day, what time did we go to bed
*No response*
*Connor opens eyes*
Connor: What the- where is everyone?
*Connor walks around room looking for signs of them, then proceeds to look around house*
Connor: Ok this is weird, itís not even April foolís day anymore so I donít know what theyíre doingÖ I should call Olly
*Ring Ring*
Olly: Hello?
Connor: Olly its Connor, where did you guys go last-
Olly: Ugh, I already told you not to talk to us, are you stupid or something?
*Hangs up*
*Connor calls back*
Olly: What!?
Connor: Itís not even April fool-
*hangs up*
Connor: What does he mean ďusĒ why is he so pissed off? What did I even do yesterday?
Connor: I remember Jed tricked me into drinking boiling water
*Cut to Connor drinking boiling water (Jed and Olly laughing in background)*
Connor: OW! sh*t!
*Cut back*
Connor: Olly made me eat dirt
*Cut to that scenario*
Connor: Olly did you bring the brownies?
Olly: Yeah, Iíll go and get them
*Olly walks into kitchen alone and swaps Connors brownie for dirt brownie (Not actual dirt obviously)*
Olly: Here Jed
Jed: Thanks
*Jed eats his brownie*
*Olly eats his*
Olly: Connor yours is on the counter
Connor: Thanks
*Connor takes a bit*
*Spits it on floor*
*Jed and Olly laugh*
*Cut back to Connor*
Connor: I didnít even do anything that bad to them, I only hid Jeds clothes bag and put toothpaste on Ollyís faceÖ You know what I bet itís just Olly trying to mess around with me, Iíll call Jed
*Calls Jed*
Connor: Hey Jed, Ollyís being really weird, heís saying to ďleave us aloneĒ what the hellís his problem
Jed: Wow, I canít believe you. Maybe think about yesterday, yeah?
Connor: But I donít rem-
*Hangs up*
Connor: FOR GODS SAKE this is ridiculous
Connor: I know, Iíll call Luca, he didnít sleep round but he has ďpsychicĒ (say in a sarcastic tone) powers so I bet he knows what happenedÖ
*Phone Ringing*
Connor: Hi Luca I-
Luca: No I donít know why Jed and Olly are pissed off with you
*Hangs up*
Connor: Well that was blunt, yet also weirdÖ How did he even know?
Connor: Iím gonna call Olly again
*Rings Olly*
Olly: Hel-
Connor: Look I donít know what I did but before you get pissed and hang up just tell me what I did
Olly: You arenít even funny, you know what you did. Stop attention seeking
Connor: For gods sake, I clearly don't remember. Just bloody tell me
*Olly Hangs up*
Connor: Oh my god.
*3 hours later*
*Connor lying in bed looking depressed*
*Connor gets text*
Connor: Finally, I bet that's them telling me their joke is over or something
*Connor reads text out loud*
ďConnor, if youíre sorry for what you did then come over to my house and just apologise to usĒ
Connor: That is totally RIDICULOUS Iím gonna go over there and have a huge go at them, theyíre being SO unreasonable.
*Cut to Connor at Jeds/Ollys house*
*Knocks on door*
*Door opens but no one at door, Connor goes to say something before realising no one is there*
Connor: Umm hello?
*No response*
Connor: Look I donít know what youíre doing but seriously, itís ridiculous just talk to me and tell me what the hell I did that was so badÖ
*Connor hears noise in lounge*
Connor: OhhÖ I wonnddeerr where they areee (Sarcastic tone) little babies are playing hide and seek now
*Connor walks in*
Connor (Angry Voice): Ok Iím done now, if you donít want to be my friends then fine, donít even explain what the hell I did wrong, youíre both as bad as the last friend that became a complete twat, Iím le-
Jed and Olly: APRIL FOOLS
Connor: -vingÖ what?
Jed: April Fools
Connor: Riighhtt but itís April 2nd?
Olly: Nope, April 1st, look on any website that says the date
*Connor looks at computer screen* (Screen not on Camera)
Connor: But why does everything in my house say April 2ndÖ and where the hell were you guys this morning?
Jed: Well basically the day we came to your house we set the dates on everything forward 1 day so on March 31st it said April 1st, and we did all our ďapril foolsĒ and you didnít even realise weíd skipped a day
Olly: Then when I woke up at 9, I woke Jed up, we got dressed then left
Connor: But- But-
Olly: Do we need to explain it any more?
Connor: No but that was a bloody great april fools prank, now who wants to come back to my house
Jed and Olly: Sure
Connor: And turn back allll my things back to April 1st


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Posted 25 March 2013 - 11:45 PM

The format is a little off. If you're trying to write this like a script, it's not hard to format it.

Memories Reminiscent of Yesterday.


An alarm buzzes loudly. Somebody groans and a hand slaps down on the device. A sigh is heard. Connor, 20, checks it. 1PM. Oh no!

Oh my god itís so late in the day, what time did we go to bed?

SILENCE. Connor's eyes open and he looks around. The room is empty.

What the- where is everyone?

He gets up. He looks around. He starts to scan the room for traces of everyone else.

Okay, this is weird. Itís not even April foolís day anymore so I donít know what theyíre doingÖ I should call Olly

A phone rings.


See how it's much easier on the eyes like this? As for the story itself it's neither here nor there. Would you continue this?

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