Yes, she didn't report it, therefore it isn't sexual assault. Glad we cleared that up. It could very well been sexual assault (or even rape) but let's not make it seem more than what it is.
What the f*ck kind of logic is that??
"She didn't report it, officer, therefore I didn't sexually assault her"
That takes the cake on the most retarded things you've said (and that's not saying much). Good job
The Juice will be loose in Dallas!