The first mission all you're doing is stealing a corpse for the prick to devour. This is the only mission I can tolerate, it's a drive to, obtain vehicle, drive vehicle to point B. Basic set-up, but fine.
The next mission is where I get angry. Okay, so Love wants Toni to campaign for him in Liberty City? What gripes me about this is that there is basically a time limit-like system with the two other vans. If they get too many areas, mission fail. When Toni gets enough areas, e then must destroy the other vans... Alright... so WHY didn't he just destroy the vans at the beginning? That would've made everything that much easier! You can't say it is because the voters would see this and not listen to Toni's campaigning because they witness it after that part of the mission!
After this is Cam-Pain, which is just crowd murder with security dogging you from point A. This mission annoys me. I always die trying to get from ground level to rooftop and back down, there's no stopping it. When I actually do manage to survive this part security always gets me the instant I get to another group. I don't like it, NEXT!
Friggin the Riggin... Friggin the Riggin... I HATE THIS MISSION WITH ALL MY HEART. Toni always dies, I always find a way to blow myself up in the building, and the Forellis are so resilient it's like they're respawning!! I can kill every Forelli in sight and destroy the ballots BUT STILL MANAGE TO GET MY ASS HANDED TO ME. This mission makes me rage every playthough. How I ever manage to get past them is beyond me.
Next up is Love & Bullets. In theory, this should be the easiest mission in Love's section. It isn't seeing as how his limousine is made out of Styrofoam and gets eviscerated instantly it seems. The vehicle seems top heavy in this mission too for some reason and is prone to flipping. The damn Forellis that give chase don't help that part out either.
Then it's Counterfeit Count, and GOOD LORD this mission is boring. All we are doing is following another MYSTIFYING ballot van around town, killing everyone it comes into contact with. My two gripes: 1. Why is Toni following the van, killing the people that it gives ballots to, and not just destroying the van? That's utterly pointless! 2. Didn't Love specifically say that even HE wouldn't rig the vote? Isn't that exactly what he's doing? What a hypocrite!
Now for the KILLER. LOVE ON THE ROCKS. Just kill me now, and the game does. The guards at the docks attack in the most ridiculous way I've ever seen (apart from one other mission whose name has slipped my mind) and it's suicide to go in from any direction. If you actually manage to survive that, return to Love, who has the news that made me make this topic:
He lost the election anyway.
After all that crap, point a to point b, kill this person, take that person's corpse... AND HE STILL LOST. The entirety of these missions make me rage not only at the difficulty, but of the lack of support to the game's plot.
Tl;Dr, F*CK Donald Love's missions in GTA LCS. I despise them and that's the bottom line.
Thread 6000 of Liberty City Stories sub-forum, btw.
Edited by The Pizza Delivery Guy, 24 February 2013 - 06:01 AM.