Posted 15 May 2013 - 05:23 PM
I remember in primary school having to do P.E. in your underpants if you forgot to bring your P.E. kit. Do they still do that nowadays? Seems a bit weird and inappropriate. I always had briefs, well fitting ones at that. But sometimes you had these kids whose mums obviously weren't as thorough in buying clothes, and these kids they either had enormous packages or their underwear was too loose fitting. You'd just be running around in the gym playing tag or something and all of a sudden a stray testicle comes flying out of nowhere. Or even a stray penis if you were really unlucky.
They wouldn't notice for a while either, so it'd just be hanging there. It's like I know you eat glue mate, but f*cking hell is it too much to ask for you to just tuck it away or remember your kit if you can't manage keep your genitals under control.
Please tell me it is actually banned now. f*cking hell.