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Posted 13 February 2013 - 03:35 AM

I was just having an overall rough day. It took a little extra time to get to the person's home I was delivering to. I live in a town surrounded by farms, and the one I was delivering was quite a ways out. I was about 15 minutes off the estimated delivery time.

When I got to the house 3 huge friggin dogs just gave immediate chase to me. I mean it those things were massive. They circled me all the way to the door, when this older man answers and tells me: "You're late."

I gave the guy the pizza and asked for the pay, but he refused and slammed the door in my face. I wasn't going to stand lightly to this. I nearly beat the door down to get him back in front of me. I told him I wouldn't leave until he paid, but once again slammed the door in my face. The entire time this has been going on those huge dogs are right next to me, damn near ready to rip my head off.

Out of desperation I opened the door myself and demanded the payment, but the old guy gets right in my face and tells me to get the hell off of his property, snaps his thumb, and one of the dogs bit me on the leg.

My anger took over and I leveled the old guy and told him to keep the damn pizza then. Once I made it back to the joint the boss told me that the old man had called him up and told him what happened. I was fired on the spot.

i know this is pretty much my fault losing the job, and I admit I suck at controlling my temper. So that's about it. I, The Pizza Delivery Guy, am no longer delivering.

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 03:43 AM

Sounds like you were robbed and attacked. You can call the cops on the farm guy and maybe have a chance at suing the pizza place. Oh wait, you live in Russia? You're lucky you aren't dead, not because of tonight but just because of Russia in general.

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 03:43 AM

QUOTE (The Pizza Delivery Guy @ Tuesday, Feb 12 2013, 21:35)
I was just having an overall rough day. It took a little extra time to get to the person's home I was delivering to. I live in a town surrounded by farms, and the one I was delivering was quite a ways out. I was about 15 minutes off the estimated delivery time.

When I got to the house 3 huge friggin dogs just gave immediate chase to me. I mean it those things were massive. They circled me all the way to the door, when this older man answers and tells me: "You're late."

I gave the guy the pizza and asked for the pay, but he refused and slammed the door in my face. I wasn't going to stand lightly to this. I nearly beat the door down to get him back in front of me. I told him I wouldn't leave until he paid, but once again slammed the door in my face. The entire time this has been going on those huge dogs are right next to me, damn near ready to rip my head off.

Out of desperation I opened the door myself and demanded the payment, but the old guy gets right in my face and tells me to get the hell off of his property, snaps his thumb, and one of the dogs bit me on the leg.

My anger took over and I leveled the old guy and told him to keep the damn pizza then. Once I made it back to the joint the boss told me that the old man had called him up and told him what happened. I was fired on the spot.

i know this is pretty much my fault losing the job, and I admit I suck at controlling my temper. So that's about it. I, The Pizza Delivery Guy, am no longer delivering.

First off, forget that hick who didn't pay for the pizza because you were 'late'. What did he expect? He is in the country, dumb backwards ass. If he would've made one of his dogs bite me for a mistake, I'd beat his stupid ass.
How terrible. How can people be so messed up?

And then your boss, just fired you on the spot? What an asshole.
Well I am sorry man. sad.gif

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 03:43 AM

so you really were a pizza delivery guy?

if only every member's name was also their job description lol.gif

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 03:44 AM

Bad theatre. Am I the only one spotting the lame show he's trying to give us?

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 03:44 AM

That's a sh*t but yeah gotta keep your cool. Put things in perspective before you jump. You just got bit by a dog and fired from your job all for a 12 dollar pizza! The biggest question is what are you going todo about your username now sad.gif

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 03:44 AM

Lol. If every member name reflected there job, would yours change? wink.gif

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 03:45 AM

What a cock. If I didn't pay every time my delivery was 15 minutes late, I'd have enough money to buy my own f*cking pizza franchise. You should try to reason with your boss. I would have said the guy was threatening you or the dogs were biting you or something which led to do what you did. Sometimes it's necessary to lie. This old man needs to learn some manners. If it truly got to him that much that you were 15 mins late, he should have shaved a little bit off your tip or just not tipped you. I personally always tip regardless of if it taking an hour and a half, but either way what a c*nt.

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 03:47 AM

I'm almost certain the old guy didn't tell my boss the part about his attack dogs, and getting fired on the spot was when the big boss man stopped giving a sh*t about my side of the story. I guess now that my ass is out he can hire someone else for less pay. I was the third highest earner there behind two cooks. That means he can start shoveling less out to a younger foolish kid. Damn this nation.

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 03:48 AM

QUOTE (Adriaan @ Wednesday, Feb 13 2013, 04:44)
Bad theatre. Am I the only one spotting the lame show he's trying to give us?

Is it sunny in the summer?

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 03:49 AM

QUOTE (The Pizza Delivery Guy @ Wednesday, Feb 13 2013, 05:47)
Damn this nation.

May I ask, where do you live? Russia... as it says in your flag?

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 03:49 AM Edited by Kifflom112, 13 February 2013 - 03:54 AM.

QUOTE (Adriaan @ Tuesday, Feb 12 2013, 21:44)
Bad theatre. Am I the only one spotting the lame show he's trying to give us?

mercie_blink.gif Wat? What do you mean?

Edit: Okay.. sad.gif

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 03:49 AM

QUOTE (IM_YOUR_GOD @ Wednesday, Feb 13 2013, 03:44)
Lol. If every member name reflected there job, would yours change? wink.gif

Lol suppose your right forklift truck driver doesn't have the same ring to it!

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 03:50 AM

QUOTE (Adriaan @ Tuesday, Feb 12 2013, 20:49)
May I ask, where do you live? Russia... as it says in your flag?

No, I live in 'Murica. I come from Russia though so it was just a little homage.

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 03:50 AM

QUOTE (Kifflom112 @ Wednesday, Feb 13 2013, 05:49)
QUOTE (Adriaan @ Tuesday, Feb 12 2013, 21:44)
Bad theatre. Am I the only one spotting the lame show he's trying to give us?

mercie_blink.gif Wat? What do you mean?

Kifflom you simply just don't understand anything I've come to realize. This is not an insult, just that, I'm getting tired of your "What does this mean!!?" posts.

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 03:51 AM

QUOTE (IM_YOUR_GOD @ Tuesday, Feb 12 2013, 22:48)
QUOTE (Adriaan @ Wednesday, Feb 13 2013, 04:44)
Bad theatre. Am I the only one spotting the lame show he's trying to give us?

Is it sunny in the summer?

I was guessing To Catch a Predator. I get what the "pizza" is, but what do the dogs symbolize?

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 03:52 AM

QUOTE (IM_YOUR_GOD @ Tuesday, Feb 12 2013, 20:44)
If every member name reflected there job, would yours change? wink.gif

me?
lol, mine would have to change to "Grad School Student who Interns with General Dynamics and Works Part Time for the Colorado BARS Program."

yeah.
doesn't really sound as good as El Diablo wink.gif

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 03:54 AM

Simple solution is of course learn mixed martial arts and make your way into the UFC in Las Vegas, Nevada. Conquer all who oppose you, and slam a pizza in their face for the win.

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 04:19 AM

You need anger management classes....

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 04:20 AM Edited by Kifflom112, 13 February 2013 - 05:26 AM.

QUOTE (The Pizza Delivery Guy @ Tuesday, Feb 12 2013, 21:47)
I'm almost certain the old guy didn't tell my boss the part about his attack dogs, and getting fired on the spot was when the big boss man stopped giving a sh*t about my side of the story. I guess now that my ass is out he can hire someone else for less pay. I was the third highest earner there behind two cooks. That means he can start shoveling less out to a younger foolish kid. Damn this nation.

This just seems so wrong. Yeah you should have kept cool, but that was messed up. I remember back in December Kohl's fired my sister because she made a mistake yet they did I poor job training her. What they trained her for not even two days. And then they have the nerve to make her pay up $1,500...

@Adriaan, well then. Okay... bored.gif

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 04:27 AM

QUOTE (Adriaan @ Tuesday, Feb 12 2013, 22:44)
Bad theatre. Am I the only one spotting the lame show he's trying to give us?

Yup.. I'm right there with you.

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 04:32 AM

Relevant: http://viewrz.com/video/bad-theater

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 04:35 AM

I just don't understand why you would "level" an old man just because he raised hell about a late delivery? I do have a bad temper but I wouldn't clock someone just bc they pissed and moaned about something. If I did, I'm pretty sure I'd be in a penitentiary some where right about now.

Try your luck somewhere else.

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 04:40 AM

QUOTE (GunWrath @ Tuesday, Feb 12 2013, 21:35)
I just don't understand why you would "level" an old man just because he raised hell about a late delivery? I do have a bad temper but I wouldn't clock someone just bc they pissed and moaned about something. If I did, I'm pretty sure I'd be in a penitentiary some where right about now.

From what I can assume, the guy sent one of his dogs after me. I had to get a rabies check and it ruined a perfectly good pair of jeans.

Sure I have self control issues, but most guys I know might have done the same in that situation, Although none of them have ever experienced the stress and toil of a pizza delivery guy.

@Adriaan's video: That guy was desperate for the highlight reel.

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 04:47 AM

Stress and toil of delivering pizza? C'mon man.. I'm in no mood for hard laughter tonight.

He sent the dog after you because you wouldn't leave, I probably would have done the same or possibly even leveled you. You can't come onto someones property and demand something. You should have simply taken the pizza, did an about face and got out of dodge and just told your boss the customer was being rude and inappropriate. Dogs are a factor to reign in but for a dog to bite you.. I don't see why you didn't call the autorities right away? Possible lawsuit right there. Pet owners just can't send animals to attack for any reason unless you were to barge in his home. But a pizza delivery guy, that's highly unlikely.

As Adriaan said, bad theatre man.

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 04:51 AM

The stress and toil of pizza delivery was supposed to be a joke.

Like I said, short fuse. I had a rough day, this guy thinks he owns me.

It's over nonetheless. I'll look for a new job and forget about this guy.

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 04:54 AM

QUOTE (The Pizza Delivery Guy @ Wednesday, Feb 13 2013, 06:40)
Sure I have self control issues

What kind of issues do you have with that song? Laura Branigan's amazing, man.

QUOTE (GunWrath @ Wednesday, Feb 13 2013, 06:47)
You should have simply taken the pizza, did an about face and got out of dodge and just told your boss the customer was being rude and inappropriate.




QUOTE (The Pizza Delivery Guy @ Wednesday, Feb 13 2013, 06:51)
Like I said, short fuse. I had a rough day, this guy thinks he owns me.

It's over nonetheless. I'll look for a new job and forget about this guy.

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 04:57 AM

A dog? Really? Man I expected more, kind of like a, "I was almost shot to death today" thread, considering you live in North Dakota that would have been the better story.
Makes me wonder where the "I was nearly stabbed today" thread went? I liked that story more... lol.gif

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 05:38 AM



On to the next American Idol contestant.

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 05:47 AM

I'm sorry but I don't buy a word if this




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