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michaelfiamski
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Posted 17 December 2012 - 09:15 PM

Last week I was playing TLAD when I happened to stumble upon the penis of Thomas Stubbs III during the mission 'Politics'. My father walked by at that exact moment, and asked me what I was watching. I quickly skipped the cutscene, and explained to him that it was just a game. He kept asking me why I was looking at a naked man with his penis out, and I tried telling him that it was the mission-giver who had just gotten a massage. Needless to say, I was grounded for a week, my PS3 was taken away from me during that time, and my parents constantly ask me if I'm homosexual after this incident. Please Rockstar, for the love of God, can you not put male nudity in GTA V? My parents are fine with me watching naked women, but according to them watching a naked man onscreen in a video game is out of the question. They told me that if GTA V contains male nudity, they will not buy me the game... What do you guys think? Should Rockstar put male nudity in GTA V?

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 09:17 PM

:|

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 09:18 PM

Hilarious. Your parents will view you differently for the rest of your life -_-

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 09:18 PM

NO MALE NUDITY!
I'm sure that most of the fans aren't gay. confused.gif

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 09:19 PM

I want there to be a male strip club that Michael abandons his wife and kids to join, just to see your reaction.

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 09:19 PM

You (actually, your parents) bought you an adult rated game so you should deal with the implications and consequences.

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 09:19 PM

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 09:20 PM

QUOTE (theomenofficial @ Monday, Dec 17 2012, 21:18)
NO MALE NUDITY!
I'm sure that most of the fans aren't gay. confused.gif

Do you think R* had that scene there to titillate us? We're meant to be disgusted by that guy.

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 09:20 PM

I think that's a little too far, but I don't want to see no f*cking naked man, and I am sure that a large majority of the forum will agree.


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Posted 17 December 2012 - 09:22 PM

Half naked strippers FTW.

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 09:23 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA OMGZ. That's pretty hilarious man! What are you watching, son? "Oh ho, nothing, just gay porn" We have yet to see real female boobies and R* gives us a real man dick. Why R* why?!

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 09:23 PM

So let's talk about it...

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 09:23 PM Edited by PutAQuarterIn, 17 December 2012 - 09:26 PM.

So they should censor themselves because you're too young to rightfully play the game?

Tell your folks that your not gay, your just not old enough for the rating of the game. Then show him how you can pick up hookers, I bet he will LOVE that.

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 09:26 PM

You need to talk to your parents insteed of asking rockstar to remove some humor and freedom -.-
gsus christ it's only a penis... 50% of the people has one

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 09:32 PM

LMAO. That sh*t was funny.

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 09:34 PM

Why is it normal to put a dick in a video game but not a vagina?

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 09:35 PM Edited by harbujahn the great, 17 December 2012 - 09:38 PM.

suicidal.gif oh dear hahaha ask your dad if his porn collection is penis free i bet it isn't

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 09:40 PM Edited by TheJasonGallant, 17 December 2012 - 09:42 PM.

First of all, your parents are some serious morons if they think like that. And second, if your parents reacted like that, that means that you are WAY too young to play this kind of games.
Seriously though, that scene did not discuss me or did not do anything else because it's just a scene and there is no sexual acts in that scene in any way. This is how men are made and I'm not discussed of seeing a man naked.
Also, R* do what they want. There is no reason to them to change anything or censure anything since the rating for GTA is always at least 17+ (depends where you live)
So, if those kind of games give you troubles, that means that you shouldn't play that kind of games.

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Why is it normal to put a dick in a video game but not a vagina?

You can pretty much put everything in video games now. It's just because they don't do it.

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 09:41 PM

QUOTE (michaelfiamski @ Monday, Dec 17 2012, 21:15)
Needless to say, I was grounded for a week, my PS3 was taken away from me during that time.. What do you guys think?

i think if you got grounded....your not old enough to play this game. monocle.gif it's for big boys.

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 09:42 PM

QUOTE (michaelfiamski @ Monday, Dec 17 2012, 21:15)
Last week I was playing TLAD when I happened to stumble upon the penis of Thomas Stubbs III during the mission 'Politics'. My father walked by at that exact moment, and asked me what I was watching. I quickly skipped the cutscene, and explained to him that it was just a game. He kept asking me why I was looking at a naked man with his penis out, and I tried telling him that it was the mission-giver who had just gotten a massage. Needless to say, I was grounded for a week, my PS3 was taken away from me during that time, and my parents constantly ask me if I'm homosexual after this incident. Please Rockstar, for the love of God, can you not put male nudity in GTA V? My parents are fine with me watching naked women, but according to them watching a naked man onscreen in a video game is out of the question. They told me that if GTA V contains male nudity, they will not buy me the game... What do you guys think? Should Rockstar put male nudity in GTA V?

I laugh at your misfortune... I'm terrible I know, but that's freaking funny.

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 09:45 PM

Wow, OP. You're obviously such a fa**ot. Were you seriously watching at a video game character's penis? You should go to therapy, I heard homosexuality is curable if you treat it early enough. Luckily, you sound young.

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 09:47 PM

I can't stop laughing hahaha biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 09:50 PM

lol you can't make this s*** up.

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 09:52 PM

Hahahahahaa this was too funny.

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 09:55 PM

QUOTE (universetwisters @ Monday, Dec 17 2012, 21:19)
I want there to be a male strip club that Michael abandons his wife and kids to join, just to see your reaction.

That and the most hardcore buttsex cutscenes that activate only when his ps3 senses his dad in the room. Just dicks galore

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 09:56 PM

QUOTE (Jordan_Philip @ Monday, Dec 17 2012, 21:55)
QUOTE (universetwisters @ Monday, Dec 17 2012, 21:19)
I want there to be a male strip club that Michael abandons his wife and kids to join, just to see your reaction.

That and the most hardcore buttsex cutscenes that activate only when his ps3 senses his dad in the room. Just dicks galore

Just, so many penises. In so many butts.

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 09:58 PM

I shouldnt even make fun lol im the guy with gay tony for an avatar

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 09:59 PM

QUOTE (Jordan_Philip @ Monday, Dec 17 2012, 21:58)
I shouldnt even make fun lol im the guy with gay tony for an avatar

Nothing wrong with a little bit of Gay Tony.

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#29

Posted 17 December 2012 - 10:01 PM

Haha wow, your parents must be incredibly dumb and reactionary, not to mention homophobic. But that's america for ya...

I gotta wonder tho, if seeing a penis is traumatic to these ppl, do they freak out and call themselves fags every time they take a piss?

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#30

Posted 17 December 2012 - 10:01 PM

Even though that sucks. Sad thing being grounded I heard only makes it worse.

But reality to say that this forum is pure male and no female or gay males is retarded. And if you don't like penis in your games then don't play them. Or you could just be comfortable with your sexuality




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