Xbox one joke (a kind one this time):
'I want to buy this new Xbox One,' said Barack Obama, the president, as he stepped into a gamestore. 'It's for my son, for christmas!'
'Been a bad boy, has he?' inquired the manager, having rushed to the fore. 'Well, worry you not, sah, worry you not, for giving him X1 for christmas will truly sort the little devil out, eh?!?'
'Riiiight,' answered the rather bemused Obama. 'Got any games for it?'
'What sort the kid likes, sah?'
'Oh, dunno really. Why don't I just take, say, ten diverse games with the machine..? Sports, driving, that kinda stuff.'
'Ten games?' inquired the manager, his mouth wrinkling in distaste. 'Ten X1 games?'
'Yeah,' answered Obama. 'What's the problem?'
'No problem as such, no problem as such,' said the manager. 'But. -Look, sah, it's about appearances, right? I mean what would the people say if they heard you had bought X1 for your son, and forced the poor lad to play it all through the holiday season? What would your political enemies say, eh? They would hoot, sah, hoot! Like owls! No, tell you what, sah, why don't we take one of those nice new PS4's and wrap it up for the good lad, eh, sah? Sah? Are you even listening to me?'
'What' the president jumped. 'Oh, sorry, um, Steve. Lot on my mind. Country to run, you know how it is. But. Now look, Steve. I know it is exciting to talk to the president, and I'm sure you have a lot to contribute. But I'm in a rather hurry, so zip it and wrap it, all right?'
'Fine,' snapped Steve the manager. 'Not on me, if you ratings go down and if your son ends up hating you. All I'm saying, sah.Here.'
'Thank you.' said Obama, more jovially this time, 'And Merry Christmas.'
'Whatever,' answered Steve crossly, getting a look from the security detail. 'And no refunds!'
End of story
I hope the mods like this one, as I already have warning points up to here...