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Posted 03 November 2012 - 08:33 AM

We're not going to announce it, we're not going to announce when we are going to announce it, and we are not going to announce a strategy about announcing it or about when we are going to announce it either, or about the announcement strategy surrounding the announcement of the strategy

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Posted 03 November 2012 - 09:08 AM

Every day above ground is a good day

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Posted 04 November 2012 - 04:35 AM

QUOTE (κενιη @ Saturday, Nov 3 2012, 06:00)
Only the last part ("like tears in the rain") was ad-libbed. The rest of the speech were part of the script.

I knew the last part at least was ad-libbed but didn't remember if the rest of it was. Thanks for the clarification.

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Posted 04 November 2012 - 05:19 AM

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The whole world is going to know that you died scratching my balls *laughing*

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Posted 04 November 2012 - 05:32 AM

My friend confronted his uncle, who raped him as a child, in a reunion.

His uncle: You touched my car, don't you ever touch my car again!

My friend: You touched my balls, and you touched them again, motherf*cker!

Pretty funny, and brave of him.

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Posted 09 November 2012 - 07:12 AM

Im sorry but this quote from our prime minister david cameron is gold. He was speaking about makijg wearing helmets on push bikes mandatory.

The Prime Minister said on August 3: "Itís a difficult issue. There is a strong case for making them compulsory but when this was last looked at the decision was made not to do that because there are some who take a different view, that it would discourage cycling and it wouldnít reduce the level of accidents."

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 11:37 PM

QUOTE (Billy Connolly)
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and you'll have the time of your life
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Posted 18 November 2012 - 07:38 PM

Michael, you are the stupidest smart person I know.

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Posted 25 November 2012 - 03:00 AM

QUOTE (Dan Houser)
We'll think of a city first, then the characters.

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Posted 25 November 2012 - 07:37 AM

I say what I want to say and do what I want to do. There's no in between. People will either love you for it or hate you for it.

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Posted 25 November 2012 - 02:51 PM

QUOTE (Mahatma Gandhi )
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.

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Posted 25 November 2012 - 03:25 PM

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We should be genetically engineering babies just for steam cell research.

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Posted 25 November 2012 - 03:34 PM

There's a good chance you don't like me, but an even better chance that I don't give a f*ck.

Pretty much sums me up as arrogant as it sounds.

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 02:42 PM

QUOTE (Frank Gehry)
I donít know why people hire architects and then tell them what to do.

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Posted 25 December 2012 - 11:52 AM


Alright I have been rereading my Star Wars collection for a 4th time since i'm waiting on more novels, here are some Boba Fett quotes I can remember off the top of my head.

Dengar dived for the controls to redirect the ship away from the chaos it is about to enter and says to Boba Fett:
Dengar"You're crazy! And this is a partnership! We do it my way this time"
Boba Fett Replies:
"That's true" And elbows Dengar in the face rendering him unconscious.
"But you're outvoted on this one."

And another brilliant one, I cropped out a bunch to make it short, this one I looked up in my novel.

Boba Fett is holding Bossk at gunpoint after Bossk tried to kill him with Boba Fett's other partner. Bossk tries to talk his way out of it and get his cut of the merchandise.
Bossk - "Zuckuss has a point, Fair is Fair after all."
"We weren't trying to do anything different from you. You-know, just playing to Win.
Boba Fett replies:
"You're right, I played to win, You played to win. The difference is...I won"
and then proceeds to shoot at Bossk.

Now this, this guy is just pure badass.

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Posted 26 December 2012 - 01:38 AM

Surely we can't have a quotes thread without mentioning Prince Philip?

To the leader of an Aboriginal tribe:
Do you still throw spears at each other?

Prince Philip's guide to stopping congestion:
Of course the problem with London is the tourists. They cause the congestion. They block the streets. If we could just stop tourism, we could stop the congestion.

Comments during the Jubilee tour:

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Posted 26 December 2012 - 03:20 AM

QUOTE (Nick Clegg)

I'm so sorry

For those who don't know, he campaigned to not put up tuition fees, then did it anyway. One video later, he became a pop sensation.

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Posted 07 October 2013 - 11:55 AM Edited by lil weasel, 07 October 2013 - 11:56 AM.

While posting a funny image I came across a former Colorado State Senator Mary Anne Tebedo who's quote was amusing. Following that up I was led to http://www.coloradoi...s-shouldnt-bowl


Here are quotes from the article:

Colorado’s House of Representatives and Senate over the years:


“It’s time to grab the bull by the tail and look it in the eye.”

“You’ve got to stop milking that dead horse.”

“I rise to be heard because I can’t stand sitting down.”

“There are too many noses under the camel’s tent.”

“My colleague is listening with a forked ear.”

“Before I give you the benefits of my remarks, I’d like to know what we’re talking about.”

“When I started talking I was for the bill, but the longer I talk the more I know I’m against it.”

“I can’t believe we’re going to let a majority of the people decide what’s best for their state.”

“I think we need to debate the issues of mental disturbances and that sort of thing. I can give some insight on that.”

“I’m in favor of any kind of activity between two condescending adults.”

“If it weren’t for the Rural Electric Associations we farmers would still be watching television by candlelight.”

“We’re going to consider a bill on low-flow toilets. You’ll certainly want to sit in on that one.”

“We’re not up for election this year, so it seems we could do what’s right.”

“This is a good health care bill. Take it from someone who survived a terminal heart attack.”

“People who live in glass houses shouldn’t bowl.”

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Posted 07 October 2013 - 02:54 PM Edited by Werebot85, 09 October 2013 - 06:31 PM.


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