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#1

Posted 01 November 2012 - 03:34 AM Edited by Master of San Andreas, 01 November 2012 - 06:22 AM.

Simple really I hope you fellows won't confuse it with the Quotable Notables@ GTAF Thing.

If your friend or some actor in a movies or TV Show or someone during a speech your brother just about anything real-life which you found amusing or touching.Do NOT Post GTAF Member Quotes Here!.

Also if you can find a source try putting it here

Here is the code for those who are newbies

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Steve Jobs made a really good Quote.


QUOTE (Steve Jobs)

Everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die to go there

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#2

Posted 01 November 2012 - 03:36 AM

QUOTE (ozzy osbourne)
who the f*ck is justin bieber?

i laughed at that.

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 03:38 AM

When I was like 4 I snuck up on my older cousin and bit him in the thumb as hard as I possibly could. When he asked "Why the hell did you do that?", I responded "Because I didn't have a knife". sneaky2.gif

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 04:16 AM

I really like this one, it kinda gets to me when i think about our mortality and what we believe to be our lives to be. All Our lives really are to us, is a collection of moments and memories...
QUOTE
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Which is said in a way.

I forget who said it, some say Rowan Atkinson, there's a song about it, and it's in Blade Runner, where it originated is questionable, but i guess it doesn't matter.

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 04:18 AM

@finn4life- Yeah but isn't that from GTA3FREAK-2001's Signature? I Know some one said it is from the film Blade Runner

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 04:23 AM

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"It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan."


- Mark Twain

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#7

Posted 01 November 2012 - 04:32 AM

QUOTE (Master of San Andreas @ Thursday, Nov 1 2012, 15:18)
@finn4life- Yeah but isn't that from GTA3FREAK-2001's Signature? I Know some one said it is from the film Blade Runner

Yeah, that makes it strike home just a little bit more, clearly that one resonated with him too. How sad.

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 04:34 AM Edited by RARusk, 01 November 2012 - 08:49 PM.

QUOTE (finn4life @ Thursday, Nov 1 2012, 04:16)
I really like this one, it kinda gets to me when i think about our mortality and what we believe to be our lives to be. All Our lives really are to us, is a collection of moments and memories...
QUOTE
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Which is said in a way.

I forget who said it, some say Rowan Atkinson, there's a song about it, and it's in Blade Runner, where it originated is questionable, but i guess it doesn't matter.

It *IS* from "Blade Runner". Rutger Hauer ad-libbed it on the final day of shooting. Ridley Scott liked it enough to keep it in and it has become one of the great movie quotes.

EDIT:


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Posted 01 November 2012 - 04:35 AM

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The personal, as everyone's so f*cking fond of saying, is political. So if some idiot politician, some power player, tries to execute policies that harm you or those you care about, take it personally. Get angry. The Machinery of Justice will not serve you here it is slow and cold, and it is theirs, hardware and soft-. Only the little people suffer at the hands of Justice; the creatures of power slide out from under with a wink and a grin. If you want justice, you will have to claw it from them. Make it personal. Do as much damage as you can. Get your message across. That way you stand a far better chance of being taken seriously next time. Of being considered dangerous. And make no mistake about this: being taken seriously, being considered dangerous, marks the difference the only difference in their eyes between players and little people. Players they will make deals with. Little people they liquidate. And time and again they cream your liquidation, your displacement, your torture and brutal execution with the ultimate insult that it's just business, it's politics, it's the way of the world, it's a tough life, and that it's nothing personal. Well, f*ck them. Make it personal.


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#10

Posted 01 November 2012 - 04:55 AM

And also at the end of the quote in GTA3Freak's signature it says 'time to die' which makes our loss even more sad

But here are two of my favourite quotes:


QUOTE
I always tell the truth, even when I lie.

- Tony Montana (Scarface)

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In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

- Tony Montana (Scarface)

Yes, I like Scarface. Probably my favourite movie of all time. smile.gif

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#11

Posted 01 November 2012 - 05:05 AM

QUOTE (lzw3 @ Thursday, Nov 1 2012, 15:55)
And also at the end of the quote in GTA3Freak's signature it says 'time to die' which makes our loss even more sad

Did you bother reading anyone else's quotes? Because it's already been mentioned a few times in this topic and you make it sound like you're the first to bring it up.
By the way Thanks to the guy who confirmed it from Blade Runner.

Another one to keep on topic, i have no idea who said this.

QUOTE
You can do anything, but not everything.


EDIT: I do actually thanks to a google search. It's by David Allen some motivational speaker guy who seems to do these talks to try and help people become successful.

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 05:06 AM

"With great powers comes great reponsibilities"
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

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#13

Posted 01 November 2012 - 05:13 AM

QUOTE (finn4life @ Thursday, Nov 1 2012, 15:05)
QUOTE (lzw3 @ Thursday, Nov 1 2012, 15:55)
And also at the end of the quote in GTA3Freak's signature it says 'time to die' which makes our loss even more sad

Did you bother reading anyone else's quotes? Because it's already been mentioned a few times in this topic and you make it sound like you're the first to bring it up.

Here's what you wrote:

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All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.


Here's what GTA3Freak's sig says:

QUOTE
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. It's time to die


Open your eyes and spot the difference. I was merely bringing up that his quote had an extended part on the end.

And for the sake of being on topic:


QUOTE
Try not, do or do not. There is no try.

- Yoda (Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back)

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 05:14 AM Edited by IM_YOUR_GOD, 01 November 2012 - 05:18 AM.

Today during my student eval today.


ME. "I would like to continue my 3d work an animation and perhaps land a job at R* one day."

Professor. "Oh, so you'll like to be a factory worker?"

Me. user posted image


Out of 7, one female professors seem to not understand what a specialist does. I assume she thinks you do everything in the world of game design.

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#15

Posted 01 November 2012 - 05:43 AM

QUOTE (lzw3 @ Thursday, Nov 1 2012, 16:13)
QUOTE (finn4life @ Thursday, Nov 1 2012, 15:05)
QUOTE (lzw3 @ Thursday, Nov 1 2012, 15:55)
And also at the end of the quote in GTA3Freak's signature it says 'time to die' which makes our loss even more sad

Did you bother reading anyone else's quotes? Because it's already been mentioned a few times in this topic and you make it sound like you're the first to bring it up.

Here's what you wrote:

QUOTE
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.


Here's what GTA3Freak's sig says:

QUOTE
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. It's time to die


Open your eyes and spot the difference. I was merely bringing up that his quote had an extended part on the end.

And for the sake of being on topic:


QUOTE
Try not, do or do not. There is no try.

- Yoda (Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back)

Touche?
The extended part isn't really extended, that is the original quote Chris didn't add it, mine was shortened and i shortened it for a reason because i felt the last part was unnecessary. But whatever.
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Posted 01 November 2012 - 06:13 AM

QUOTE (Gaff - Blade Runner)
It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?

Interesting.

But my favourite.

QUOTE (Michael Jordan)
I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.


I've got a heap that I love but that just sums up MJ.

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 07:32 AM

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You can tell she is your kid got your face! all scrunched up and chubby

- me 2012

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Hello mate hows you? Your girlfriend must have dropped by now?

No she had a miscarriage
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Fuuuckk - me 2008

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In a taxi with old school friend driving.
Last time you gave me a lift you had to shoot off to the hospital becaues your missus was dropping!

Yeah thats right.

My friend said to me it's unlike any drug he has ever taken the feeling of becoming a father for the first time!

Well I probably would've got that feeling if she had been born breathing
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Fuuuucckkk - me later 2008

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 07:34 AM Edited by NateShaw92, 01 November 2012 - 12:57 PM.

Just some comedians

QUOTE (Billy Connolly)
Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.


QUOTE (Milton Jones)
I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over.


QUOTE (Frankie Boyle)
Let me ask you a question. How long is too long to text someone back? My wife still thinks I died in 9/11.


QUOTE (Frankie Boyle)
They say that the Olympics is going to rekindle English national pride. I mean, for 9.2 billion they could have written f*ck off Germany onto the moon.


QUOTE (Frankie Boyle)
Scientists have just built the world's biggest supercollider, and they're doing experiments to see what makes up protons. I hope that if the experiment's successful, the whole of our reality will dissolve, and a big sign will up come that says: Level Two.


QUOTE (Rhod Gilbert)
Last year I punched a shop-assistant over the duvet tog-rating system and went berserk over a mince pie. I am stung by accusations that I over-react.


and one from my friend's facebook status
QUOTE ( Nate Shaw's friend)
Just ate Cat food accidentally. Yuck!

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Posted 02 November 2012 - 11:40 AM

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Michael, I'm gonna be brutally honest with you, you... don't know sh*t about getting a job.


PS: Master of San Andreas, you are the best topic creator of the year. A lot more successful than I've been.

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Posted 02 November 2012 - 01:48 PM

QUOTE (Hassan-i Sabbah)
Nothing is True, Everything is Permitted.


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Posted 02 November 2012 - 02:01 PM Edited by Greenline, 02 November 2012 - 02:04 PM.

QUOTE (Gtaghost22 @ Friday, Nov 2 2012, 17:18)
QUOTE (Hassan-i Sabbah)
Nothing is True, Everything is Permitted.

That is not by him, when I went to Alamut (the Iranian Masyaf, because Al-Mualim was Iranian and all) there was a sign reading that he didn't really say that, nor was there such a creed.

Not much is known about them, some speculate that Hashashin was possibly related to the Turkish name for Opium, Hashash, (because Alamut and most other places the Hashashin were located are places where Azeri Turkish is/was spoken) while others still stand with the Hashish theory.

To contribute:
QUOTE
The best thing to do with good advice is to pass it on

QUOTE (Emperor of Iran @ late 70s)
I will create a country so modern, that in 20 years Persia will again be one of the greatest lands on earth


Then the fundamentalists over-threw him

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#22

Posted 02 November 2012 - 02:18 PM

^ I like the advice one. It reminds of a quote from The Devil's Advocate (most likely inspired from somewhere else) said by Al Pacino: "The worst vice is advice."

There's also "Not even a good thing is as good as nothing.". I think this one is my favorite; I don't know if this is the exact phrasing and I can't find the author.

I also like "A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants." by Schopenhauer.

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Posted 02 November 2012 - 03:15 PM

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The only certainty is change.

Or something to that effect.

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#24

Posted 02 November 2012 - 07:48 PM

QUOTE (Barack Obama July 13 2012)
If you were successful, somebody along the line gave you some help. There was a great teacher somewhere in your life. Somebody helped to create this unbelievable American system that we have that allowed you to thrive. Somebody invested in roads and bridges. If you've got a businessyou didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen.


He never ceases to amaze me with his level of socialism.

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#25

Posted 02 November 2012 - 08:31 PM

^ Why did you post it here if you disagree? Personally, I think the part in bold is correct.

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Posted 02 November 2012 - 08:46 PM

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence, from Jerusalem, of a lunatic asylum.
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Posted 02 November 2012 - 09:09 PM

• Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools.
• Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex... It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction.
• Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking.
• Anyone who doesn't take truth seriously in small matters cannot be trusted in large ones either
• Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen
• Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.
• Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of their social environment. Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions
• I am not only a pacifist but a militant pacifist. I am willing to fight for peace. Nothing will end war unless the people themselves refuse to go to war.
• If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts
• If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough
• In matters of truth and justice, there is no difference between large and small problems, for issues concerning the treatment of people are all the same
• Information is not knowledge
• It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder.
• Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind.
• Nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced
• Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former
• Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding.
• Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits. Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking.
• Small is the number of people who see with their eyes and think with their minds.
• The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
•The only source of knowledge is experience.
• The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.
• Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters.
• Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.
• You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war.
• You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.
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#28

Posted 03 November 2012 - 05:27 AM Edited by NateShaw92, 03 November 2012 - 05:29 AM.

QUOTE (MIKON8ERISBACK @ Friday, Nov 2 2012, 19:48)
QUOTE (Barack Obama July 13 2012)
If you were successful, somebody along the line gave you some help. There was a great teacher somewhere in your life. Somebody helped to create this unbelievable American system that we have that allowed you to thrive. Somebody invested in roads and bridges. If you've got a businessyou didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen.


He never ceases to amaze me with his level of socialism.

you do know he was referring to the roads not the businesses? don't you?
so he is correct - in the majority of cases

anyway
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Posted 03 November 2012 - 05:54 AM

"Twenty bucks. Nobody in this neighborhood can swallow paste like I can."

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#30

Posted 03 November 2012 - 06:00 AM

QUOTE (RARusk @ Wednesday, Oct 31 2012, 23:34)
QUOTE (finn4life @ Thursday, Nov 1 2012, 04:16)
I really like this one, it kinda gets to me when i think about our mortality and what we believe to be our lives to be. All Our lives really are to us, is a collection of moments and memories...
QUOTE
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Which is said in a way.

I forget who said it, some say Rowan Atkinson, there's a song about it, and it's in Blade Runner, where it originated is questionable, but i guess it doesn't matter.

It *IS* from "Blade Runner". Rutger Hauer ad-libbed it on the final day of shooting. Ridley Scott liked it enough to keep it in and it has become one of the great movie quotes.

EDIT:

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Only the last part ("like tears in the rain") was ad-libbed. The rest of the speech were part of the script.



One of my favorite movie quotes...

"A man can be an artist... in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasey's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece."
Christopher Walkin in Man on Fire




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