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The GTA III Funny Quote Thread
Posted 22 October 2012 - 12:29 PM
"My Mother's My Sister" - Random Street Ped Before I Ran Over him
Posted 22 October 2012 - 03:20 PM
Asuka: Maria is all tied up at the moment, but I'll tell her you called.
Maria: Who's that, Asuka? I know I've been a naughty girl, but I really need to pee, OK?
Edited by Arsen Vitiuk, 22 October 2012 - 03:25 PM.
Posted 22 October 2012 - 07:40 PM
|"This guy ain't Italian and he's no mechanic but he can get things fixed!"|
Posted 24 October 2012 - 03:50 PM
Posted 25 October 2012 - 02:10 AM
Posted 25 October 2012 - 03:26 AM
|QUOTE (TurdsFTW @ Wednesday, Oct 24 2012, 21:10)|
|"HIDE YOUR TITTIES" - Roman Bellic walking into Masionette 9.|
This isn't about goddamn Bowling Simulator 4.
Posted 25 October 2012 - 08:53 AM
Maria: Asuka, You Got A Massager...
Asuka: That's Not a Massager...
Posted 25 October 2012 - 11:59 AM
"My Shoes are new!"- Random black street women wearing red.
"Uh ah haha!":
Go to 0:49
Posted 27 October 2012 - 01:45 PM
Squirrels! Squirrels... Not so good, they taste like... goldfish, you know what I'm saying?
Lazlow: Actually, I can't say that I do. But if I did eat too much squirrel, I'd use the Dormatron!
Posted 27 October 2012 - 01:51 PM
Luigi: Keep Your Eyes On the Road, And off of Misty !
Posted 27 October 2012 - 01:55 PM
Radio caller: Exactly!
Lazlow: Your organisation's called CRAP! What kind of a moron are you?
Posted 28 October 2012 - 05:00 PM
Wife: I've had my mouth sawn off, my hands chopped off... You name that I've tried it!
Husband: Yeah, except for exercising and eating right and walking...
Wife: That's right, honey!
Posted 28 October 2012 - 08:25 PM
|Lazlow: "Alright let's go over here. Hello caller, you're on |
Toni: "Yeah? Is that Lazlow?"
Lazlow: "Yes it is. Who is this?"
Toni: "My name ain't important! It's real un-important, okay?!"
Lazlow: "Er...no not really, I mean this is a radio show, people usually
tell us their name."
Toni: "My name I is real un-important! If you wanna keep on being a
wise-guy, you'll find out just how un-important....like...un-important
I just got shot in the head un-important! Do I make myself
Lazlow: "Err..yes...wh..why are you calling in today?"
Toni: "Because I need some advice. And I ain't doing any of that shrink
Lazlow: "Er..i..if you swear again, we're gonna have to cut you off,
this is a family show."
Toni: "Sorry sorry, sorry...I'm..I'm..I'm just a little unhappy, a bit
agitated. Real angry. It's my ma! She don't think I'm a real man.
Can you imagine that? I mean, I do a mans job an all, but, she
treats me like a little boy! All I get is 'your pa' this and 'your
pa' that and 'you ain't a real man Toni' and it's driving me
Lazlow: "Well, Toni..."
Toni: "Toni!? How'd you know my name was Toni?? You tracing this call?
Cos if you are, you're gonna get real intimately acquainted
with...what your brains look like! My name ain't Toni....okay!?!"
Toni: "But my ma, she keeps going 'Toni Toni, be a real man, stand up
for yourself, don't take no sh*t!' But all I do is to be a good
son, and I want her to show that she cares for me! Show that...she
loves me! And you know...say I was a good kid! But...it seems like
nothing's ever good enough for her, you know what I mean? What do
Lazlow: "Well Ton...I mean sir...you know in life we have a lot of
obligations, and we just have to kinda...face up to them...and right
now, I'm obligated to play some commercial announcements. We'll
be back right after this!
Edited by theomenofficial, 28 October 2012 - 08:31 PM.
Posted 31 October 2012 - 04:00 PM
Caller: Liberty City Cocks RULE!!!
Lazlow: Ah, that's lovely...
Posted 03 November 2012 - 04:54 AM
civilian: in the navy
civilian: *any random Y.M.C.A. lyric* e.g. "It's a place you can go"
Posted 03 November 2012 - 05:55 AM
Posted 22 November 2012 - 12:33 PM
Posted 08 December 2012 - 07:49 AM
Posted 13 December 2012 - 01:37 AM
Posted 29 December 2012 - 10:48 PM
"I see pain in your future!"
"In the Navy!"
"You can sail the seven seas."
Posted 31 December 2012 - 02:01 PM
|QUOTE (Albert De Silva @ Saturday, Dec 29 2012, 22:48)|
| "In the Navy!"|
I like this one in game
and when a pedestrian randomly sings 'Rush Rush' from Flashback FM
Posted 15 January 2013 - 12:41 AM