Quantcast

Jump to content

» «
Photo

The GTA III Funny Quote Thread

31 replies to this topic
Haashir911
  • Haashir911

    Trick

  • Members
  • Joined: 25 Jul 2012

#1

Posted 22 October 2012 - 12:29 PM

Title Says it All, Share Your Most Favorite Quotes from the Game. It Can Be NPCs, Radio Station Guys etc.

I'll Start.

"My Mother's My Sister" - Random Street Ped Before I Ran Over him

Arsen Vitiuk
  • Arsen Vitiuk

    Grand Theft Auto III Chain Game Former Chief

  • Members
  • Joined: 15 Jul 2010
  • Ukraine

#2

Posted 22 October 2012 - 03:20 PM Edited by Arsen Vitiuk, 22 October 2012 - 03:25 PM.

There is one somewhere, lost in the pages of formerly abandoned topics, you could revive that one instead, eh? dozingoff.gif

On-topic:
Asuka: Maria is all tied up at the moment, but I'll tell her you called.
Maria: Who's that, Asuka? I know I've been a naughty girl, but I really need to pee, OK?

SLeek
  • SLeek

    Down, with a frown, on the town, a sad clown

  • Members
  • Joined: 20 Feb 2011

#3

Posted 22 October 2012 - 07:40 PM

QUOTE
"This guy ain't Italian and he's no mechanic but he can get things fixed!"
Joey Leone

Arsen Vitiuk
  • Arsen Vitiuk

    Grand Theft Auto III Chain Game Former Chief

  • Members
  • Joined: 15 Jul 2010
  • Ukraine

#4

Posted 24 October 2012 - 03:50 PM

Radio caller: Fгеddy needs a nanny! He needs a nanny, because he was a veгy naughty boy...

TurdsFTW
  • TurdsFTW

    Mikhail Faustin's Gyneocologist

  • BUSTED!
  • Joined: 25 Oct 2012

#5

Posted 25 October 2012 - 02:10 AM

"HIDE YOUR TITTIES" - Roman Bellic walking into Masionette 9.

NewportByChrysler
  • NewportByChrysler

    LC R29

  • BUSTED!
  • Joined: 21 Feb 2012

#6

Posted 25 October 2012 - 03:26 AM

QUOTE (TurdsFTW @ Wednesday, Oct 24 2012, 21:10)
"HIDE YOUR TITTIES" - Roman Bellic walking into Masionette 9.

This isn't about goddamn Bowling Simulator 4. dozingoff.gif

Haashir911
  • Haashir911

    Trick

  • Members
  • Joined: 25 Jul 2012

#7

Posted 25 October 2012 - 08:53 AM

I Got Another One:

Maria: Asuka, You Got A Massager...
Asuka: That's Not a Massager...

ZoomZoom
  • ZoomZoom

    Banned on request

  • BUSTED!
  • Joined: 04 Jul 2012

#8

Posted 25 October 2012 - 09:43 AM

"My mother's my sister"

"I'm hot, you're not"

ccrogers15
  • ccrogers15

    REQUESTED BAN

  • BUSTED!
  • Joined: 26 Jul 2010

#9

Posted 25 October 2012 - 11:59 AM

"Hey joey am i gonna get to play with your big end again?" -Misty
"My Shoes are new!"- Random black street women wearing red.
"Uh ah haha!":
Go to 0:49 tounge.gif

M4 carbine
  • M4 carbine

    Nope.

  • Members
  • Joined: 25 Nov 2011

#10

Posted 26 October 2012 - 03:20 PM

"Uhh....you look like my daughter." -Old Lady

Arsen Vitiuk
  • Arsen Vitiuk

    Grand Theft Auto III Chain Game Former Chief

  • Members
  • Joined: 15 Jul 2010
  • Ukraine

#11

Posted 27 October 2012 - 01:45 PM

Radio caller: Pigeons... Pigeons are good too. Sometimes... Sometimes they come with notes attached , it's like... a fortune cookie with wings...
Squirrels! Squirrels... Not so good, they taste like... goldfish, you know what I'm saying?
Lazlow: Actually, I can't say that I do. But if I did eat too much squirrel, I'd use the Dormatron!

Haashir911
  • Haashir911

    Trick

  • Members
  • Joined: 25 Jul 2012

#12

Posted 27 October 2012 - 01:51 PM

Misty: Joey, When Are You Gonna Drill Me ?

Luigi: Keep Your Eyes On the Road, And off of Misty !

Arsen Vitiuk
  • Arsen Vitiuk

    Grand Theft Auto III Chain Game Former Chief

  • Members
  • Joined: 15 Jul 2010
  • Ukraine

#13

Posted 27 October 2012 - 01:55 PM

Radio caller: I'm representing an organisation called Citizens Raging Against Phones.
Lazlow: C.R.A.P.?
Radio caller: Exactly!
Lazlow: Your organisation's called CRAP! What kind of a moron are you?

Filip454
  • Filip454

    TITS OR GTFO

  • Members
  • Joined: 19 Aug 2009
  • None

#14

Posted 28 October 2012 - 03:19 PM

Worker: "One man. In the navy." etc. biggrin.gif

Fisciletti
  • Fisciletti

    Gangsta

  • Members
  • Joined: 20 Aug 2012
  • Brazil

#15

Posted 28 October 2012 - 03:58 PM

My mother's my sister 4evar

Arsen Vitiuk
  • Arsen Vitiuk

    Grand Theft Auto III Chain Game Former Chief

  • Members
  • Joined: 15 Jul 2010
  • Ukraine

#16

Posted 28 October 2012 - 05:00 PM

The Dormatron commercial:

Wife: I've had my mouth sawn off, my hands chopped off... You name that I've tried it!
Husband: Yeah, except for exercising and eating right and walking...
Wife: That's right, honey!

theomenofficial
  • theomenofficial

    Muslim

  • Members
  • Joined: 31 Mar 2012

#17

Posted 28 October 2012 - 08:25 PM Edited by theomenofficial, 28 October 2012 - 08:31 PM.

QUOTE
Lazlow: "Alright let's go over here. Hello caller, you're on
Chatterbox."
Toni: "Yeah? Is that Lazlow?"
Lazlow: "Yes it is. Who is this?"
Toni: "My name ain't important! It's real un-important, okay?!"
Lazlow: "Er...no not really, I mean this is a radio show, people usually
tell us their name."
Toni: "My name I is real un-important! If you wanna keep on being a
wise-guy, you'll find out just how un-important....like...un-important
I just got shot in the head un-important! Do I make myself
clear?!?"
Lazlow: "Err..yes...wh..why are you calling in today?"
Toni: "Because I need some advice. And I ain't doing any of that shrink
sh*t!"
Lazlow: "Er..i..if you swear again, we're gonna have to cut you off,
this is a family show."
Toni: "Sorry sorry, sorry...I'm..I'm..I'm just a little unhappy, a bit
agitated. Real angry. It's my ma! She don't think I'm a real man.
Can you imagine that? I mean, I do a mans job an all, but, she
treats me like a little boy! All I get is 'your pa' this and 'your
pa' that and 'you ain't a real man Toni' and it's driving me
freakin' nuts!!"
Lazlow: "Well, Toni..."
Toni: "Toni!? How'd you know my name was Toni?? You tracing this call?
Cos if you are, you're gonna get real intimately acquainted
with...what your brains look like! My name ain't Toni....okay!?!"
Lazlow: "Err...okay."
Toni: "But my ma, she keeps going 'Toni Toni, be a real man, stand up
for yourself, don't take no sh*t!' But all I do is to be a good
son, and I want her to show that she cares for me! Show that...she
loves me! And you know...say I was a good kid! But...it seems like
nothing's ever good enough for her, you know what I mean? What do
I do?"
Lazlow: "Well Ton...I mean sir...you know in life we have a lot of
obligations, and we just have to kinda...face up to them...and right
now, I'm obligated to play some commercial announcements. We'll
be back right after this!

Arsen Vitiuk
  • Arsen Vitiuk

    Grand Theft Auto III Chain Game Former Chief

  • Members
  • Joined: 15 Jul 2010
  • Ukraine

#18

Posted 31 October 2012 - 04:00 PM

Lazlow: Call us on the Chatterline and tell us what's on your mind. Line 4, what's on your mind?
Caller: Liberty City Cocks RULE!!!
Lazlow: Ah, that's lovely...

Flynny
  • Flynny

    Where is Jessica Hyde?

  • Members
  • Joined: 19 Apr 2012
  • England

#19

Posted 03 November 2012 - 04:54 AM

Asuka: Just like Kenji, always trying to play with my toys.

civilian: in the navy

civilian: *any random Y.M.C.A. lyric* e.g. "It's a place you can go" lol.gif

Arsen Vitiuk
  • Arsen Vitiuk

    Grand Theft Auto III Chain Game Former Chief

  • Members
  • Joined: 15 Jul 2010
  • Ukraine

#20

Posted 03 November 2012 - 05:55 AM

Lazlow: This is Chatterbox, where your opinion matters... Or at least we say that.

Osric
  • Osric

    In The Name Of The Moon

  • Members
  • Joined: 12 Apr 2009

#21

Posted 07 November 2012 - 07:53 PM

Random Pedestrian: Yep, I've been drinking again

stef_92
  • stef_92

    GTA3 Freak

  • Members
  • Joined: 31 Mar 2007

#22

Posted 22 November 2012 - 12:33 PM

Old lady pedstrain in Wichita Gardens: No families? No respect?

Haashir911
  • Haashir911

    Trick

  • Members
  • Joined: 25 Jul 2012

#23

Posted 08 December 2012 - 07:42 AM

Columbian Cartel: You Gonna Be Sorry !


DownDuckling
  • DownDuckling

    Player Hater

  • Members
  • Joined: 19 Dec 2011

#24

Posted 08 December 2012 - 07:49 AM

Cool back massager Asuka! -Maria That's no massager Maria... -Asuka

gtaIII48
  • gtaIII48

    awesome

  • Members
  • Joined: 05 Mar 2012

#25

Posted 13 December 2012 - 01:37 AM

Radio Caller:That last caller was so full of crap everyone knows women are made from sand. xmas.gif

GTAKid667
  • GTAKid667

    The Bad Fella™

  • Leone Family Mafia
  • Joined: 24 May 2010
  • United-Kingdom

#26

Posted 28 December 2012 - 07:59 PM

Driver: What ya doing, giving birth?

Zom-B
  • Zom-B

    Thug

  • Members
  • Joined: 14 Apr 2005

#27

Posted 28 December 2012 - 11:28 PM

"..." - Claude

Albert De Silva
  • Albert De Silva

  • Members
  • Joined: 04 Aug 2012

#28

Posted 29 December 2012 - 10:48 PM

"My mother's my sister!"
"I see pain in your future!"
"In the Navy!"
"You can sail the seven seas."

GTAKid667
  • GTAKid667

    The Bad Fella™

  • Leone Family Mafia
  • Joined: 24 May 2010
  • United-Kingdom

#29

Posted 31 December 2012 - 02:01 PM

QUOTE (Albert De Silva @ Saturday, Dec 29 2012, 22:48)
"In the Navy!"

I like this one in game

and when a pedestrian randomly sings 'Rush Rush' from Flashback FM

Radoonhagaydoon
  • Radoonhagaydoon

    Ignorance lives everywhere.

  • BUSTED!
  • Joined: 29 Mar 2012

#30

Posted 15 January 2013 - 12:41 AM

I'm laughing everytime somebody made a ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! sound.




1 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 1 guests, 0 anonymous users