Posted 16 August 2012 - 07:58 PM
Jesus, I've haven't seen this much confusion since Stevie Wonder tried to read Lego. If you've put your dick inside another human being, you're not a virgin. If you haven't, you're not. It really is that simple. A virgin is defined as someone who has never had sexual intercourse so, somewhat obviously, masturbation simply doesn't count.
As for the first time being awful, I can understand why but I was really lucky in that my girlfriend at the time, also a virgin, was as confident as I was. My first time was bloody brilliant. New Years Eve, a few bottles of Coors and a night of immense excitement. Oddly enough, I haven't had that much fun sexually since then. My ex-girlfriend was quite uninterested in sex and since her I've only slept with about four women who weren't all that great. I have a friend who I sometimes have sex with and she's pretty damn good but she moved to Scotland a while back so now I have to pay around £120 and spend 12 hours on a coach for a f*ck. Honestly, it's not worth it.
Also, someone mentioned something about porn. Whatever you do, do not take sexual tips from anything you have ever seen in those films.