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Posted 16 August 2012 - 06:49 PM

QUOTE (Jay @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 11:41)
QUOTE (_____ @ Friday, Aug 17 2012, 01:57)
QUOTE (Greenline @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 16:26)
QUOTE (Baseball @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 15:23)
There's a huge difference between masturbation and sex.

But can your body tell the difference?

Exactly.

Err, you jizz like an absolute cannon when you're doing it with someone. The mind ticks that this is actually an opportunity to procreate and the floodgates open.

When the five knuckle shuffle light goes off they just blow the safety valve by comparison.

It's balls deep in a lady or you get to keep your v card, all this conjecture is seriously surprising.

Will it empty your ball sack, and make it sag? lol lol.gif

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 06:50 PM

QUOTE (Ferocious Banger @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 17:02)
Ah..I could envision my first time.

I hope it will be memorable smile.gif

You'll remember it but it sure as f*ck won't be great. Maybe slightly better if the other person knows what they're doing (well, better for you, not them) but at first if you're both virgins it really is the blind leading the blind. Throw away any ideas it's like those videos you see online too, you'd probably just get laughed at.


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Posted 16 August 2012 - 07:00 PM

QUOTE (Mark @ Friday, Aug 17 2012, 00:20)
QUOTE (Ferocious Banger @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 17:02)
Ah..I could envision my first time.

I hope it will be memorable smile.gif

You'll remember it but it sure as f*ck won't be great. Maybe slightly better if the other person knows what they're doing (well, better for you, not them) but at first if you're both virgins it really is the blind leading the blind. Throw away any ideas it's like those videos you see online too, you'd probably just get laughed at.

Alas,I've found that years and years of watching porn is of no use


My brain is currently bulldozing the hopes for a great first time !

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 07:00 PM

QUOTE (Ferocious Banger @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 18:35)
QUOTE (Baseball @ Friday, Aug 17 2012, 00:03)
QUOTE (Ferocious Banger @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 18:19)
QUOTE (Baseball @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 23:38)
What I meant is that sex feels much, much better than masturbation. I can't believe that some of you consider masturbation losing your virginity.

I think the difference is similar to the way how a massage feels so much better when someone else does it for you
Right?

Interesting comparison. Or, you know how when you try to tickle yourself, it doesn't work, but when someone else tickles you..
That's kind of how it is with sex and masturbation.

I bet there is nothing to beat a goo ol' vagina!

Sex is great, but there are better things/satisfactions in life. At first I thought nothing compared to sex but you get bored sometimes and you're not always in the mood after you did it +20 times.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 07:06 PM

QUOTE (Greenline @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 18:09)
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QUOTE (ZoomZoom @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 17:01)
So? What' so special when you're a Muslim and 13 years old????? confused.gif
No,it means I can't until I'm married.

But do you pray 5 (or 6 I have no idea) times a day too? 'I bet you don't but you are more than happy to use it as an excuse for virginity later in life.'

I had to quote this 'cuz I see how stupid you are. He's not using an excuse, he's just saying that Islam doesn't allow sex before marriage. And praying hasn't any connection with sex. Praying only takes 2% of your time per day.

No. If you say you are a muslim, you have to be a muslim from beginning to end.

If you don't pray but say that you can't have sex before marriage, you're just using an excuse.


And I'm not the stupid one here, neither are you. It's just simple miscommunication.

I do pray 5 times a day.(It is 5 by the way)

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 07:07 PM

QUOTE (Baseball @ Friday, Aug 17 2012, 00:30)
QUOTE (Ferocious Banger @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 18:35)
QUOTE (Baseball @ Friday, Aug 17 2012, 00:03)
QUOTE (Ferocious Banger @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 18:19)
QUOTE (Baseball @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 23:38)
What I meant is that sex feels much, much better than masturbation. I can't believe that some of you consider masturbation losing your virginity.

I think the difference is similar to the way how a massage feels so much better when someone else does it for you
Right?

Interesting comparison. Or, you know how when you try to tickle yourself, it doesn't work, but when someone else tickles you..
That's kind of how it is with sex and masturbation.

I bet there is nothing to beat a goo ol' vagina!

Sex is great, but there are better things/satisfactions in life. At first I thought nothing compared to sex but you get bored sometimes and you're not always in the mood after you did it +20 times.

Too much of anything is good for nothing I suppose?

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 07:07 PM

QUOTE (Baseball @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 21:00)
QUOTE (Ferocious Banger @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 18:35)
QUOTE (Baseball @ Friday, Aug 17 2012, 00:03)
QUOTE (Ferocious Banger @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 18:19)
QUOTE (Baseball @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 23:38)
What I meant is that sex feels much, much better than masturbation. I can't believe that some of you consider masturbation losing your virginity.

I think the difference is similar to the way how a massage feels so much better when someone else does it for you
Right?

Interesting comparison. Or, you know how when you try to tickle yourself, it doesn't work, but when someone else tickles you..
That's kind of how it is with sex and masturbation.

I bet there is nothing to beat a goo ol' vagina!

Sex is great, but there are better things/satisfactions in life. At first I thought nothing compared to sex but you get bored sometimes and you're not always in the mood after you did it +20 times.

You.Are.A.Virgin.

And don't even try to deny it.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 07:07 PM

QUOTE (theomenofficial @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 21:06)
QUOTE (Greenline @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 18:09)
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QUOTE (Greenline @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 16:30)
QUOTE (theomenofficial @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 17:23)
QUOTE (ZoomZoom @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 17:01)
So? What' so special when you're a Muslim and 13 years old????? confused.gif
No,it means I can't until I'm married.

But do you pray 5 (or 6 I have no idea) times a day too? 'I bet you don't but you are more than happy to use it as an excuse for virginity later in life.'

I had to quote this 'cuz I see how stupid you are. He's not using an excuse, he's just saying that Islam doesn't allow sex before marriage. And praying hasn't any connection with sex. Praying only takes 2% of your time per day.

No. If you say you are a muslim, you have to be a muslim from beginning to end.

If you don't pray but say that you can't have sex before marriage, you're just using an excuse.


And I'm not the stupid one here, neither are you. It's just simple miscommunication.

I do pray 5 times a day.(It is 5 by the way)

Well, that changes everything. I apologize for the things I said.


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Posted 16 August 2012 - 07:14 PM

QUOTE (Greenline @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 20:07)
Well, that changes everything. I apologize for the things I said.

Glad to hear that.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 07:16 PM

QUOTE (GTAvanja @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 19:07)
You.Are.A.Virgin.

And don't even try to deny it.

I was until 2 years ago..

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 07:17 PM Edited by Greenline, 16 August 2012 - 07:24 PM.

QUOTE (ilir @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 21:14)
QUOTE (Greenline @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 20:07)
Well, that changes everything. I apologize for the things I said.

Glad to hear that.

No, it's is the same. If you don't pray, you don't get the right to say Islam is the reason for your virginity.

I apologized because I said theomenofficial is just using excuses.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 07:48 PM

QUOTE (GTA-King @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 10:43)
I lost my virginity at a graduation party actually. I was 18 at the time. We was all very drunk, sitting by the bon fire. I was talking to this girl next to me, who has always been one of my closest friends. We was both pretty drunk. I really can't remember what we talked about... but for some reason I remember we kept laughing... lol. Eventually she got up, took my hand, and we walked out into the woods and started making out. I tried to make myself remember every bit of it... I do remember all the good parts though, like feeling her breasts and finally getting it in. When we woke up the next morning, we were both laying in the woods next to each other... she was snuggled up beside me trying to stay warm. She must have known I was awake because she looked right up at me... and she looked so beautiful. We both got up, and walked through the woods back to my friend's house while leaning on each other.

We've been together ever since. inlove.gif

Damn i wished that happened to me!

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 07:58 PM

Jesus, I've haven't seen this much confusion since Stevie Wonder tried to read Lego. If you've put your dick inside another human being, you're not a virgin. If you haven't, you're not. It really is that simple. A virgin is defined as someone who has never had sexual intercourse so, somewhat obviously, masturbation simply doesn't count.

As for the first time being awful, I can understand why but I was really lucky in that my girlfriend at the time, also a virgin, was as confident as I was. My first time was bloody brilliant. New Years Eve, a few bottles of Coors and a night of immense excitement. Oddly enough, I haven't had that much fun sexually since then. My ex-girlfriend was quite uninterested in sex and since her I've only slept with about four women who weren't all that great. I have a friend who I sometimes have sex with and she's pretty damn good but she moved to Scotland a while back so now I have to pay around 120 and spend 12 hours on a coach for a f*ck. Honestly, it's not worth it.

Also, someone mentioned something about porn. Whatever you do, do not take sexual tips from anything you have ever seen in those films.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 08:06 PM

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I don't want to be rude but I don't suppose you masturbate? I'm asking this because if you are, you are missing the fun that is actual sex. And how long are you willing to wait?

My best friend is also supposedly a virgin and he is going to be 18 this month. He had a reasonably attractive girl who was a classmate of his ask him for sex once and he refused her. He regrets it now.

I do masterbate, I'm willing to wait a while, I've came close to sex once or twice in my life, but I've had a lot of bad experiences with sexual contact.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 08:19 PM Edited by ryuclan, 16 August 2012 - 08:45 PM.

I love hearing about other peoples first times because I dont think mine was that bad. I only had three problems.
1. I never got to finish even after an hour
2. She was a loose one, refer to number one.
3. Bitch ruined my shirt completely. Well she didnt ruin it but no way i was gonna wear that thing again.

Anyway I've only had sex with two women in my life. My current girlfriend and another one who was my first. The difference is night and day. I am the only person my girlfriend's ever had sex with and the connection we have make sex that much better.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 08:37 PM

Okay peeps of the western hemisphere, carry on, keep this thread trending..now folks of the eastern hemisphere are going to sleep ..

See you peeps tomorrow smile.gif

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 08:42 PM

I sold my viriginity for GTA V screenshots. Worth it.

Just kidding. no, I'm 14

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 12:21 AM

Ah sod it, might as well tell the tale of how I became a man.

I met a lovely lady through the local open mic night and she introduced herself as a singer who needed a guitarist. So after several weeks of getting together and making (non-sweet) music she asked if I fancied going to her mates to watch a few films, which is fair enough, so I bought some booze in case the films turned out to be complete arse.

Being the gentleman I am, I shared the cheap-arsed vodka with the singer and we inevitably end up slightly drunk, to make matters slightly worse for me I heard her topping up my drink in the kitchen and she was ridiculously generous with the vodka.
By this point we're messing around with each other under the cushions and the only thing going through my drunk mind is "Yep, all these years of watching porn are finally going to pay off." They 100% didn't

Turns out the reason she put a truck load of vodka in my drinks was because she wanted some good old fashioned drunk, sloppy sex. This fruitful relationship of playing at open mic nights and screwing lasted several months, happy days.

tl;dr - I got laid because I can play guitar.

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 12:33 AM

Well I am still a virgin seing as I am only 16 but I would only lose it to someone special smile.gif

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 12:49 AM

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You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's... and you feel it and... it feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it.

I think this sums up a good chunk of this thread. lol.gif

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 01:00 AM

Me virgin.

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 03:25 AM

Yes.

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 05:02 AM

Would have been awesome if there was a polling option for threads in the' Off topic' section..


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Posted 17 August 2012 - 10:02 AM

I've lost count of the amount of girls I've slept with, but I've been with the same one for 10 and a half months.

I lost mine to some girl years ago who said she was a virgin, I didn't believe her because she had a pussy like a hippos yawn it was horrible.

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 10:29 AM

QUOTE (Wreckless Jake @ Friday, Aug 17 2012, 10:02)
I've lost count of the amount of girls I've slept with, but I've been with the same one for 10 and a half months.

I lost mine to some girl years ago who said she was a virgin, I didn't believe her because she had a pussy like a hippos yawn it was horrible.

Sounds like you had a good time. sarcasm.gif

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 10:43 AM

QUOTE (ZoomZoom @ Friday, Aug 17 2012, 15:59)
QUOTE (Wreckless Jake @ Friday, Aug 17 2012, 10:02)
I've lost count of the amount of girls I've slept with, but I've been with the same one for 10 and a half months.

I lost mine to some girl years ago who said she was a virgin, I didn't believe her because she had a pussy like a hippos yawn it was horrible.

Sounds like you had a good time. sarcasm.gif

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Wish my country(probably even your country) is as open to sexuality as some countries are..

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 10:43 AM

no, I'm with the co-op bank, and tesco mobile

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 10:51 AM

Yes.

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 10:55 AM Edited by Ferocious Banger, 17 August 2012 - 11:10 AM.

QUOTE (lzw3 @ Friday, Aug 17 2012, 16:21)
Yes.

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#150

Posted 17 August 2012 - 11:00 AM

Wait, you're counting people now? I am not a virgin by the way, so count me out if you added me anywhere. I have only had sex with two girls which are only friends with me at the moment. I kind of miss these "f*ck buddy" days, I only ever meet with one of them and rarely with the other. They both have boyfriends. cryani.gif




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