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Posted 16 August 2012 - 04:02 PM

GTA-King took the wind from your hater sails son, now you're all sad and apologetic, good stuff.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 04:03 PM Edited by Ferocious Banger, 16 August 2012 - 04:08 PM.

QUOTE (Exxon @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 21:28)
QUOTE (Chunk @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 15:55)
Blatantly made up.

user posted image You just can't have it you didn't have it yet, or that it wasn't this romantic eh?

It's a 'Too good to be true' kind of a story.Thats what made Chunky to doubt it.

Real or not,it's a fascinating story nevertheless!

EDIT;I am glad that it's real smile.gif

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 04:04 PM Edited by Ferocious Banger, 16 August 2012 - 04:09 PM.

Double post.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 04:05 PM

I have no reason to lie to you guys. icon14.gif

Hope you at least understand the moral of the story: Good things come to those who wait.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 04:08 PM

QUOTE (Exxon @ Friday, Aug 17 2012, 01:58)
QUOTE (Chunk @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 15:55)
Blatantly made up.

user posted image You just can't have it you didn't have it yet, or that it wasn't this romantic eh?

Well, most people lose it in an incredibly awkward scenario, or do it incredibly awkwardly, the latter being more potent than the former. It's more or less never perfect, scenario-wise, first time around, hence the mass hesitation. But... Props to GTA-King.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 04:10 PM

QUOTE (Stefche @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 16:08)
Props to GTA-King.

Yeah cheers haha die.gif

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 04:11 PM

QUOTE (GTA-King @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 21:35)
I have no reason to lie to you guys. icon14.gif

Hope you at least understand the moral of the story: Good things come to those who wait.

Edited my previous post in acknowledgment of your proof smile.gif

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 04:14 PM

QUOTE (Stefche @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 16:08)
QUOTE (Exxon @ Friday, Aug 17 2012, 01:58)
QUOTE (Chunk @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 15:55)
Blatantly made up.

user posted image You just can't have it you didn't have it yet, or that it wasn't this romantic eh?

Well, most people lose it in an incredibly awkward scenario, or do it incredibly awkwardly, the latter being more potent than the former. It's more or less never perfect, scenario-wise, first time around, hence the mass hesitation. But... Props to GTA-King.

I think what helped my situation was that we were both tipsy enough to not really care, but also sober enough to know what we were doing.. which is a good thing because I didn't wear protection, lol. It also helped that we have been friends since middle school, so that helped kill the awkwardness. icon14.gif

I guess graduating high school gave us the feeling that we should take our friendship to the next level.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 04:14 PM

QUOTE (GTA-King @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 16:05)
I have no reason to lie to you guys. icon14.gif

Hope you at least understand the moral of the story: Good things come to those who wait.

Patience is the main element.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 04:19 PM

QUOTE (ZoomZoom @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 16:14)
QUOTE (GTA-King @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 16:05)
I have no reason to lie to you guys. icon14.gif

Hope you at least understand the moral of the story: Good things come to those who wait.

Patience is the main element.

I'd say confidence and assertion but to each his own.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 04:24 PM

I'm still a virgin. I'm trying my best to get laid, but limited funds and a terrible selection of hookers in the Pacific Northwest have been a real hinderance.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 04:27 PM

QUOTE (Greenline @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 16:26)
QUOTE (Baseball @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 15:23)
There's a huge difference between masturbation and sex.

But can your body tell the difference?

Exactly.

It's a stupid concept nonetheless. It doesn't really matter who you do it first with. You will probably only remember it because society enforced this idea on you that virginity is something to hold on to.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 04:29 PM

QUOTE (_____ @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 16:27)
You will probably only remember it because society enforced this idea on you that virginity is something to hold on to.

Or to sell.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 04:29 PM

QUOTE (Chunkyman @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 21:54)
I'm still a virgin. I'm trying my best to get laid, but limited funds and a terrible selection of hookers in the Pacific Northwest have been a real hinderance.

Hooking legal in your country?

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 04:43 PM

When I first joined these forums I was, but I've since lost it. Took me a loooooong time. To lose it that is, the actual act was over embarrassingly quick. Like all good stories it happened whilst drunk, which is probably a good thing because if I was sober I'd no doubt have wussed out or something. I was at a club, by that I mean a nightclub. It wasn't some youth club or after school club, I'd be one some kind of register if it was.

There was this hot girl there that was in my wider friend's circle but who I didn't really know that well, and we got speaking and found out that we both fancied each other. We talked a lot and danced a little bit, luckily it wasn't long enough for my terrible dance moves to cause injury to her or anyone else. Then everyone was leaving and she leaned over and sexily whispered into my ear and asked me if I wanted to come back to hers, and said that her parents were on holiday so we'd have the place to ourselves. It was at that point it clicked and my heart started to beat at an insane rate.

So we got in a taxi and was on our way to hers. Then we got inside and she locked the door and then we started kissing, well it was more like we were eating each others faces off. Then she led me into her room and we messed around a bit before getting to the actual main event. Then I just very slowly put it in because I was scared I'd hurt her. It's not like I've got a monster or anything, it's depressingly average. I just didn't know what the f*ck I was doing so I took it slow, I'm pretty sure she could tell. And hey presto I finally became a man. And even though my brain kept telling me to do some advanced porn positions and to do the jackhammer, I resisted the urge and just did what felt natural. We took a little break then did it once more then fell asleep. In the morning she drove me home and we went out a couple of times after that but nothing ever came of it.




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Posted 16 August 2012 - 05:02 PM

QUOTE (GTA_stu @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 22:13)
When I first joined these forums I was, but I've since lost it. Took me a loooooong time. To lose it that is, the actual act was over embarrassingly quick. Like all good stories it happened whilst drunk, which is probably a good thing because if I was sober I'd no doubt have wussed out or something. I was at a club, by that I mean a nightclub. It wasn't some youth club or after school club, I'd be one some kind of register if it was.

There was this hot girl there that was in my wider friend's circle but who I didn't really know that well, and we got speaking and found out that we both fancied each other. We talked a lot and danced a little bit, luckily it wasn't long enough for my terrible dance moves to cause injury to her or anyone else. Then everyone was leaving and she leaned over and sexily whispered into my ear and asked me if I wanted to come back to hers, and said that her parents were on holiday so we'd have the place to ourselves. It was at that point it clicked and my heart started to beat at an insane rate.

So we got in a taxi and was on our way to hers. Then we got inside and she locked the door and then we started kissing, well it was more like we were eating each others faces off. Then she led me into her room and we messed around a bit before getting to the actual main event. Then I just very slowly put it in because I was scared I'd hurt her. It's not like I've got a monster or anything, it's depressingly average. I just didn't know what the f*ck I was doing so I took it slow, I'm pretty sure she could tell. And hey presto I finally became a man. And even though my brain kept telling me to do some advanced porn positions and to do the jackhammer, I resisted the urge and just did what felt natural. We took a little break then did it once more then fell asleep. In the morning she drove me home and we went out a couple of times after that but nothing ever came of it.

Ah..I could envision my first time.

I hope it will be memorable smile.gif

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 05:10 PM Edited by ilir, 16 August 2012 - 05:38 PM.

QUOTE (Greenline @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 15:53)
It's weird how here most of the Muslims curse at Allah and drink a lot, but in the UK they suddenly turn religious.

Muslims that curse All-llah and drink and suddenly turn religious aren't muslims at all. They're Munāfiq (hypocrite).

QUOTE (Greenline @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 16:30)
QUOTE (theomenofficial @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 17:23)
QUOTE (ZoomZoom @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 17:01)
So? What' so special when you're a Muslim and 13 years old????? confused.gif
No,it means I can't until I'm married.

But do you pray 5 (or 6 I have no idea) times a day too? 'I bet you don't but you are more than happy to use it as an excuse for virginity later in life.'

I had to quote this 'cuz I see how stupid you are. He's not using an excuse, he's just saying that Islam doesn't allow sex before marriage. And praying hasn't any connection with sex. Praying only takes 2% of your time per day.

On-Topic: Yeah, I'm virgin smile.gif

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 05:21 PM

QUOTE (Stefche @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 08:59)
For the love of Christ, jacking off doesn't mean that you've lost your virginity. How f*cking inept are some of you?

To answer the question, no, I'm not a virgin.

Seriously... the first 3 pages of this thread concern me.

And no.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 06:08 PM

What I meant is that sex feels much, much better than masturbation. I can't believe that some of you consider masturbation losing your virginity.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 06:09 PM

QUOTE (ilir @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 19:10)
QUOTE (Greenline @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 16:30)
QUOTE (theomenofficial @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 17:23)
QUOTE (ZoomZoom @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 17:01)
So? What' so special when you're a Muslim and 13 years old????? confused.gif
No,it means I can't until I'm married.

But do you pray 5 (or 6 I have no idea) times a day too? 'I bet you don't but you are more than happy to use it as an excuse for virginity later in life.'

I had to quote this 'cuz I see how stupid you are. He's not using an excuse, he's just saying that Islam doesn't allow sex before marriage. And praying hasn't any connection with sex. Praying only takes 2% of your time per day.

No. If you say you are a muslim, you have to be a muslim from beginning to end.

If you don't pray but say that you can't have sex before marriage, you're just using an excuse.


And I'm not the stupid one here, neither are you. It's just simple miscommunication.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 06:19 PM Edited by Ferocious Banger, 16 August 2012 - 06:26 PM.

QUOTE (Baseball @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 23:38)
What I meant is that sex feels much, much better than masturbation. I can't believe that some of you consider masturbation losing your virginity.

I think the difference is similar to the way how a massage feels so much better when someone else does it for you
Right?

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 06:21 PM

I thought everyone on here was? I mean come on, women are scary.

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#113

Posted 16 August 2012 - 06:24 PM

With a name like Ferocious Banger, I'm surprised and a little disappointed to in fact learn that you've never ferociously banged anyone.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 06:32 PM

QUOTE (GTA_stu @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 23:54)
With a name like Ferocious Banger, I'm surprised and a little disappointed to in fact learn that you've never ferociously banged anyone.

I give a cricket ball a ferocious bang whilst batting.

Also I bang the hookers of grand theft auto quite ferociously (Only to kill them bitches later)

I also dream to bang someone mildly atleast,if not ferociously
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Posted 16 August 2012 - 06:33 PM

QUOTE (Ferocious Banger @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 18:19)
QUOTE (Baseball @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 23:38)
What I meant is that sex feels much, much better than masturbation. I can't believe that some of you consider masturbation losing your virginity.

I think the difference is similar to the way how a massage feels so much better when someone else does it for you
Right?

Interesting comparison. Or, you know how when you try to tickle yourself, it doesn't work, but when someone else tickles you..
That's kind of how it is with sex and masturbation.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 06:35 PM

QUOTE (Greenline @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 19:09)
If you don't pray but say that you can't have sex before marriage, you're just using an excuse.

I see you don't understand because you're not Muslim, so let's leave it like that. biggrin.gif

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 06:35 PM

QUOTE (Baseball @ Friday, Aug 17 2012, 00:03)
QUOTE (Ferocious Banger @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 18:19)
QUOTE (Baseball @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 23:38)
What I meant is that sex feels much, much better than masturbation. I can't believe that some of you consider masturbation losing your virginity.

I think the difference is similar to the way how a massage feels so much better when someone else does it for you
Right?

Interesting comparison. Or, you know how when you try to tickle yourself, it doesn't work, but when someone else tickles you..
That's kind of how it is with sex and masturbation.

I bet there is nothing to beat a goo ol' vagina!

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 06:41 PM

QUOTE (_____ @ Friday, Aug 17 2012, 01:57)
QUOTE (Greenline @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 16:26)
QUOTE (Baseball @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 15:23)
There's a huge difference between masturbation and sex.

But can your body tell the difference?

Exactly.

Err, you jizz like an absolute cannon when you're doing it with someone. The mind ticks that this is actually an opportunity to procreate and the floodgates open.

When the five knuckle shuffle light goes off they just blow the safety valve by comparison.

It's balls deep in a lady or you get to keep your v card, all this conjecture is seriously surprising.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 06:45 PM

QUOTE (ilir @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 20:35)
QUOTE (Greenline @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 19:09)
If you don't pray but say that you can't have sex before marriage, you're just using an excuse.

I see you don't understand because you're not Muslim, so let's leave it like that. biggrin.gif

No, we'll leave it like this.

Person A says:"Are you a virgin?"

Person B answers:"No, because I am a muslim, and we may not have sex before marriage."

Person A:"Then why do you drink and masturbate?"

Person A realizes that Person B is not really a muslim, but is just using Islam as an excuse.

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I bet there is nothing to beat a goo ol' vagina

Yay for Gooey old Vaginas! rolleyes.gif

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 06:48 PM

QUOTE (Jay @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 18:41)
Err, you jizz like an absolute cannon when you're doing it with someone. The mind ticks that this is actually an opportunity to procreate and the floodgates open.

When the five knuckle shuffle light goes off they just blow the safety valve by comparison.


I don't know about that, I remember once during one of my furious teenage masturbation sessions in the summer of 2003 I erupted so hard that I coincidentally shot on my own face. I then had to wrestle to control my vomiting trouser snake to put an end to my unintentional solo bukkake and after a bit of a struggle I managed to aim it to the side where it continued to spray jizz so hard that it was thumping into my bedroom door which was at least 10 feet away. My god, what a summer that was.




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