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#31

Posted 16 August 2012 - 11:21 AM

QUOTE (Max. @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 16:44)
I find the topic starter's name wonderfully ironic.

Ah, ironic indeed!

@____-Well,the things you mentioned all fall into the category of non-penetrative sex.

In order to lose one's virginity, one should indulge in penile-vaginal intercourse.Atleast thats what I think it is.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 11:25 AM Edited by Greenline, 16 August 2012 - 11:55 AM.

QUOTE (Ferocious Banger @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 13:21)
QUOTE (Max. @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 16:44)
I find the topic starter's name wonderfully ironic.

Ah, ironic indeed!

@____-Well,the things you mentioned all fall into the category of non-penetrative sex.

In order to lose one's virginity, one should indulge in penile-vaginal intercourse.Atleast thats what I think it is.

To loose ones virginity one must orgasm. turn.gif

Or break your hymen. (although it could break through everyday activities)
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Men do not have hymen.As far as I know.

sh*t, you're slow.

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#33

Posted 16 August 2012 - 11:30 AM

...you guys lol.


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#34

Posted 16 August 2012 - 11:31 AM

QUOTE (Ferocious Banger @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 07:45)
"Halloo,I ama Potato bitch"

Funniest line I've read on here in a while.

To take it on topic, no. Like most retards round my area, I lost it in my early teens.

Amusingly I was probably most active then instead of 10 years later..

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 11:32 AM Edited by Ferocious Banger, 16 August 2012 - 11:36 AM.

QUOTE (Greenline @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 16:55)
QUOTE (Ferocious Banger @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 13:21)
QUOTE (Max. @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 16:44)
I find the topic starter's name wonderfully ironic.

Ah, ironic indeed!

@____-Well,the things you mentioned all fall into the category of non-penetrative sex.

In order to lose one's virginity, one should indulge in penile-vaginal intercourse.Atleast thats what I think it is.

To loose ones virginity one must orgasm. turn.gif

Or break your hymen. (although it could break through everyday activities)

Men do not have hymen.As far as I know.

@Mark-Sex drive hits it's peak during teenage years.Now that you have gone beyond that stage, you have unsurprisingly become less active smile.gif

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 11:37 AM Edited by ryuclan, 16 August 2012 - 11:40 AM.

QUOTE (Ferocious Banger @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 11:32)
QUOTE (Greenline @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 16:55)
QUOTE (Ferocious Banger @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 13:21)
QUOTE (Max. @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 16:44)
I find the topic starter's name wonderfully ironic.

Ah, ironic indeed
@____-Well,the things you mentioned all fall into the category of non-penetrative sex.

In order to lose one's virginity, one should indulge in penile-vaginal intercourse.Atleast thats what I think it is.

To loose ones virginity one must orgasm. turn.gif

Or break your hymen. (although it could break through everyday activities)

Men do not have hymen.As far as I know.

Pffft shows how much you know. You gotta shake the penis vigourously the bend it in the middle until you hear a snap and your penis starts to glow a bright green. When the glow disappears the transformation is complete.


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#37

Posted 16 August 2012 - 11:44 AM

QUOTE (ryuclan @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 17:07)
QUOTE (Ferocious Banger @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 11:32)
QUOTE (Greenline @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 16:55)
QUOTE (Ferocious Banger @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 13:21)
QUOTE (Max. @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 16:44)
I find the topic starter's name wonderfully ironic.

Ah, ironic indeed
@____-Well,the things you mentioned all fall into the category of non-penetrative sex.

In order to lose one's virginity, one should indulge in penile-vaginal intercourse.Atleast thats what I think it is.

To loose ones virginity one must orgasm. turn.gif

Or break your hymen. (although it could break through everyday activities)

Men do not have hymen.As far as I know.

Pffft shows how much you know. You gotta shake the penis vigourously the bend it in the middle until you hear a snap and your penis starts to glow a bright green. When the glow disappears the transformation is complete.


Sorry.But what in the actual heaven did you just say?

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#38

Posted 16 August 2012 - 11:53 AM

Ryuclan just explained how the male hymen breaks. Although for some people the glow is less noticeable than for others, his explanation is pretty spot on.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 12:00 PM

QUOTE (Greenline @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 11:53)
Ryuclan just explained how the male hymen breaks. Although for some people the glow is less noticeable than for others, his explanation is pretty spot on.

Yes, your penis made the longest Greenline ever. It was awesome.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 12:02 PM

QUOTE (Triple Penetration @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 14:00)
QUOTE (Greenline @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 11:53)
Ryuclan just explained how the male hymen breaks. Although for some people the glow is less noticeable than for others, his explanation is pretty spot on.

Yes, your penis made the longest Greenline ever. It was awesome.

Yeah, the room looked like your signature afterwards.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 12:02 PM

QUOTE (finn4life @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 11:06)
Actually this one time...ah never-mind, you kids don't need to have nightmares.

Now i really want to know..

No. i'm not a virgin, i was up until last year though.
I'm 18 if that makes any f*cking difference to this conversation

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 12:05 PM

QUOTE (_____ @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 09:48)
If you have masturbated at least once you are not a virgin anymore, I don't think so.

Unfortunately I have done it thrice so I am not one. blush.gif blush.gif blush.gif blush.gif blush.gif

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#43

Posted 16 August 2012 - 12:07 PM

Okay ryuclan, the male hymen thing is amusing to me.Thanks


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Posted 16 August 2012 - 12:09 PM

Yes.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 12:59 PM

For the love of Christ, jacking off doesn't mean that you've lost your virginity. How f*cking inept are some of you?

To answer the question, no, I'm not a virgin.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 01:14 PM

No, I lost my cherry when I was 16 parked in a very crowded mall parking lot in the middle of the f*cking day. There was even one guy that was entering the mall with his family who observed what was going on and then gave me a very weird thumbs up. It was the most awkward and horrifying time in my life and I'm here to tell you children that more often than not your first time will be awkward and horrifying as well, but we all start somewhere.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 01:15 PM

QUOTE (Stefche @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 18:29)
For the love of Christ, jacking off doesn't mean that you've lost your virginity. How f*cking inept are someyou?

Exactly man, exactly

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 01:17 PM

QUOTE (Ferocious Banger @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 13:15)
QUOTE (Stefche @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 18:29)
For the love of Christ, jacking off doesn't mean that you've lost your virginity. How f*cking inept are someyou?

Exactly man, exactly

Yippee!!!! Then I am still a virgin... blush.gif colgate.gif

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 01:23 PM

QUOTE (_____ @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 09:48)
If you have masturbated at least once you are not a virgin anymore, I don't think so.

Jesus, I only read the first 2 pages but I can't believe no one corrected you.
I don't know if you're joking or something but man.. that's plain stupid.
There's a huge difference between masturbation and sex.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 01:23 PM

QUOTE (Greenline @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 12:02)
QUOTE (Triple Penetration @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 14:00)
QUOTE (Greenline @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 11:53)
Ryuclan just explained how the male hymen breaks. Although for some people the glow is less noticeable than for others, his explanation is pretty spot on.

Yes, your penis made the longest Greenline ever. It was awesome.

Yeah, the room looked like your signature afterwards.

And now you've found out why my favourite colour is Lime.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 01:26 PM

QUOTE (Baseball @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 15:23)
There's a huge difference between masturbation and sex.

But can your body tell the difference?

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 01:32 PM

QUOTE (Baseball @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 18:53)
QUOTE (_____ @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 09:48)
If you have masturbated at least once you are not a virgin anymore, I don't think so.

Jesus, I only read the first 2 pages but I can't believe no one corrected you.
I don't know if you're joking or something but man.. that's plain stupid.
There's a huge difference between masturbation and sex.

I was doing that..didn't you notice brah?

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 01:36 PM

QUOTE (Triple Penetration @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 18:53)
QUOTE (Greenline @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 12:02)
QUOTE (Triple Penetration @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 14:00)
QUOTE (Greenline @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 11:53)
Ryuclan just explained how the male hymen breaks. Although for some people the glow is less noticeable than for others, his explanation is pretty spot on.

Yes, your penis made the longest Greenline ever. It was awesome.

Yeah, the room looked like your signature afterwards.

And now you've found out why my favourite colour is Lime.

Can I know if the guys in your sig are zoombies? biggrin.gif

OT: @Baseball: The same I was explaining without going too sexual.
@ZoomZoon: Not necessary. If one cums, then it's all over...on the floor.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 01:38 PM

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Spaceships!

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#55

Posted 16 August 2012 - 01:48 PM

I f*cking hate you lot.

Not you Pav. Spaceships ARE AWESOMES

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 02:02 PM

QUOTE (Pavlov @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 19:08)
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Spaceships!

Dafuq?

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#57

Posted 16 August 2012 - 02:07 PM

Im a virgin for now and and im not afraid to admit it especially on a public forum.

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#58

Posted 16 August 2012 - 02:25 PM

Not a bad topic, still nowhere near as good as the one where that guy got caught masturbating by his walrus of a cousin and was nearly blackmailed into having sex with her.

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#59

Posted 16 August 2012 - 02:26 PM

QUOTE (Baseball @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 13:23)

There's a huge difference between masturbation and sex.

Correct, also you don't have to engage your hand in boring conversation afterwards.

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#60

Posted 16 August 2012 - 02:28 PM

QUOTE (niko bellic half brother @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 14:26)
QUOTE (Baseball @ Thursday, Aug 16 2012, 13:23)

There's a huge difference between masturbation and sex.

Correct, also you don't have to engage your hand in boring conversation afterwards.

Same also applies with prostitutes, I suppose you're technically paying her to leave so you don't have to talk about feelings and stuff.




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