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Posted 01 August 2012 - 05:38 AM

QUOTE (rampage08 @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 05:35)
QUOTE (ndawgdrake @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 05:33)
QUOTE (rampage08 @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 05:32)
QUOTE (ndawgdrake @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 05:30)
not sure if this is legit, but on http://www.maccer.net/ there is a "Comeback Tour" section which says

"MACCER IS PLANNING A COMEBACK TOUR. STAY TUNED!" rah.gif

could it be that maccer will be on GTA V ? though it's unlikely

It's been awhile since I played San Andreas, but apparently he was a character! http://gta.wikia.com/Maccer

well yes he was lol.gif , that's why i'm wondering if R* going to put him back in V, though chances are unlikely, since this is a different era than SA, but at least the epsilon's back biggrin.gif

I'm not sure it is unlikley.
Shaun Ryder who voiced him is a musician, he may be putting some tunes on the radio, and Macca was such a oddball character I think he would fit perfectly somewere, maybe when you first turn the game on, the starting is you waking up with Macca jizzing on your face.

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 05:39 AM

QUOTE (rampage08 @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 05:35)
QUOTE (ndawgdrake @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 05:33)
QUOTE (rampage08 @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 05:32)
QUOTE (ndawgdrake @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 05:30)
not sure if this is legit, but on http://www.maccer.net/ there is a "Comeback Tour" section which says

"MACCER IS PLANNING A COMEBACK TOUR. STAY TUNED!" rah.gif

could it be that maccer will be on GTA V ? though it's unlikely

It's been awhile since I played San Andreas, but apparently he was a character! http://gta.wikia.com/Maccer

well yes he was lol.gif , that's why i'm wondering if R* going to put him back in V, though chances are unlikely, since this is a different era than SA, but at least the epsilon's back biggrin.gif

The fictional band that Maccer was in was managed by Kent Paul who was voiced by Danny Dyer which was mentioned in the agony aunt twitter site

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 05:39 AM

We're making substantial progress here. Keep it up! orly.gif

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 05:40 AM Edited by Piperka, 01 August 2012 - 05:42 AM.

QUOTE (ndawgdrake @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 13:39)
QUOTE (rampage08 @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 05:35)
QUOTE (ndawgdrake @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 05:33)
QUOTE (rampage08 @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 05:32)
QUOTE (ndawgdrake @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 05:30)
not sure if this is legit, but on http://www.maccer.net/ there is a "Comeback Tour" section which says

"MACCER IS PLANNING A COMEBACK TOUR. STAY TUNED!" rah.gif

could it be that maccer will be on GTA V ? though it's unlikely

It's been awhile since I played San Andreas, but apparently he was a character! http://gta.wikia.com/Maccer

well yes he was lol.gif , that's why i'm wondering if R* going to put him back in V, though chances are unlikely, since this is a different era than SA, but at least the epsilon's back biggrin.gif

The fictional band that Maccer was in was managed by Kent Paul who was voiced by Danny Dyer which was mentioned in the agony aunt twitter site

If you click on "RUMOURS" number 5 says

QUOTE
5. MACCER CLEANED UP HIS ACT, USING THE EPSILON TRACT.
True - Read Maccer's personal statement here!


Link to Epsilon!

Also, under "PERSONAL MESSAGE"

QUOTE
You know what, I was a bloody fool. The facts are, I ran around like a little monkey for a lot of years. And what was I running from? Who bloody knows? But while it was a good laugh and that, right, its over. Them days is for wankers. These days, I'm all about Krant, right, as I've discovered a new and bettter way to look after meself. It's no longer a vicious and nasty trail of pregnant women, used up drugs and destroyed hotel rooms in my wake. Now, I am a man of the tract. oh, I know, I know, how could the chemical doctor sort his selkf out, kidda? Well, I couldn't. On me own, I was lost, proper lost, but thanks to Cris Formage and the fine folks at The Epsilon Programme, I've found a btter way to live. No more cocaine, no more heroin, no more ceaselss, boundless self pleasure. henceforth, ladies and mentle pateints, I am following the words of the tract! The world is 157 years old. Sperm is a lie! Proper truth, man, when you think about it, like. And, what's more, The Epsilon Tract only tithes at 8.75% so I've found salvation for a low, low price. You know what? Give it a try. You might like it. My music is better than ever, and finally, my lyrics are infused with spirituality.

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#125

Posted 01 August 2012 - 05:40 AM

QUOTE (deffpony @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 01:25)
On the epsilon site there is a testimonial from a guy named Jezz torrent... I found him on twitter you guys should look for the other testimonials

Jezz Torrent is a member of Love Fist.

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 05:41 AM

QUOTE (Chukkles @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 05:38)
QUOTE (rampage08 @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 05:35)
QUOTE (ndawgdrake @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 05:33)
QUOTE (rampage08 @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 05:32)
QUOTE (ndawgdrake @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 05:30)
not sure if this is legit, but on http://www.maccer.net/ there is a "Comeback Tour" section which says

"MACCER IS PLANNING A COMEBACK TOUR. STAY TUNED!" rah.gif

could it be that maccer will be on GTA V ? though it's unlikely

It's been awhile since I played San Andreas, but apparently he was a character! http://gta.wikia.com/Maccer

well yes he was lol.gif , that's why i'm wondering if R* going to put him back in V, though chances are unlikely, since this is a different era than SA, but at least the epsilon's back biggrin.gif

I'm not sure it is unlikley.
Shaun Ryder who voiced him is a musician, he may be putting some tunes on the radio, and Macca was such a oddball character I think he would fit perfectly somewere, maybe when you first turn the game on, the starting is you waking up with Macca jizzing on your face.

lol.gif , that's a freaky way to start a game, what i meant by unlikely is that i thought R*said that the HD era was different than the 3D era, the characters from the previous era won't be returning, well at least that's what i heard in this forum

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#127

Posted 01 August 2012 - 05:42 AM

LOL Chazlow just got 11 free subscribers and counting, just because we suspect him to be in on some kind of GTAV conspiracy lol.gif I wonder how he's going to respond to us fans.

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 05:43 AM

Oh my god.... there are connections and signs EVERYWHERE, chazlow, epsilon, maccer, agony aunt, "Comeback tour", the new tweets. ITS TOO MUCH TO BE A COINCIDENCE!

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#129

Posted 01 August 2012 - 05:44 AM

Found something else:

On this video, Chazlow Parker left a comment:

QUOTE
This is the theme song to my organisation, The MIU (Myth Investigation Unit).

If you have any myths need solving, I can help find the answers. I use studying and groups that help me with my quests.

My E-Mail is: [email protected]≠m

THIS SONG ROCKS!!!

Chazlow Parker 5 days ago


You guys should e-mail him tounge.gif

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 05:44 AM

don't get your hopes up guys, prepare for the worst, im afraid this would turn out to be a disappointment

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#131

Posted 01 August 2012 - 05:45 AM

QUOTE (rampage08 @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 05:41)
QUOTE (Chukkles @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 05:38)
QUOTE (rampage08 @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 05:35)
QUOTE (ndawgdrake @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 05:33)
QUOTE (rampage08 @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 05:32)
QUOTE (ndawgdrake @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 05:30)
not sure if this is legit, but on http://www.maccer.net/ there is a "Comeback Tour" section which says

"MACCER IS PLANNING A COMEBACK TOUR. STAY TUNED!" rah.gif

could it be that maccer will be on GTA V ? though it's unlikely

It's been awhile since I played San Andreas, but apparently he was a character! http://gta.wikia.com/Maccer

well yes he was lol.gif , that's why i'm wondering if R* going to put him back in V, though chances are unlikely, since this is a different era than SA, but at least the epsilon's back biggrin.gif

I'm not sure it is unlikley.
Shaun Ryder who voiced him is a musician, he may be putting some tunes on the radio, and Macca was such a oddball character I think he would fit perfectly somewere, maybe when you first turn the game on, the starting is you waking up with Macca jizzing on your face.

lol.gif , that's a freaky way to start a game, what i meant by unlikely is that i thought R*said that the HD era was different than the 3D era, the characters from the previous era won't be returning, well at least that's what i heard in this forum

Yes but I think they meant major characters.

These are all minor characters that just made the world feel more alive and were part of SA. So?

Who knows tho. This seems legit. Did the visual of Macca always look like that, or has this been updated with GTA V? I am not sure but it seems like this existed back with SA? Please correct me.

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 05:46 AM

QUOTE (rampage08 @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 05:35)
QUOTE (ndawgdrake @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 05:33)
QUOTE (rampage08 @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 05:32)
QUOTE (ndawgdrake @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 05:30)
not sure if this is legit, but on http://www.maccer.net/ there is a "Comeback Tour" section which says

"MACCER IS PLANNING A COMEBACK TOUR. STAY TUNED!" rah.gif

could it be that maccer will be on GTA V ? though it's unlikely

It's been awhile since I played San Andreas, but apparently he was a character! http://gta.wikia.com/Maccer

well yes he was lol.gif , that's why i'm wondering if R* going to put him back in V, though chances are unlikely, since this is a different era than SA, but at least the epsilon's back biggrin.gif

According to google, maccer.net was updated on July 25th, 2012!

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 05:46 AM Edited by Deadly Target, 01 August 2012 - 06:28 AM.

i don't get it

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#134

Posted 01 August 2012 - 05:47 AM

QUOTE (Audiophile @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 05:45)
QUOTE (rampage08 @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 05:41)
QUOTE (Chukkles @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 05:38)
QUOTE (rampage08 @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 05:35)
QUOTE (ndawgdrake @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 05:33)
QUOTE (rampage08 @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 05:32)
QUOTE (ndawgdrake @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 05:30)
not sure if this is legit, but on http://www.maccer.net/ there is a "Comeback Tour" section which says

"MACCER IS PLANNING A COMEBACK TOUR. STAY TUNED!" rah.gif

could it be that maccer will be on GTA V ? though it's unlikely

It's been awhile since I played San Andreas, but apparently he was a character! http://gta.wikia.com/Maccer

well yes he was lol.gif , that's why i'm wondering if R* going to put him back in V, though chances are unlikely, since this is a different era than SA, but at least the epsilon's back biggrin.gif

I'm not sure it is unlikley.
Shaun Ryder who voiced him is a musician, he may be putting some tunes on the radio, and Macca was such a oddball character I think he would fit perfectly somewere, maybe when you first turn the game on, the starting is you waking up with Macca jizzing on your face.

lol.gif , that's a freaky way to start a game, what i meant by unlikely is that i thought R*said that the HD era was different than the 3D era, the characters from the previous era won't be returning, well at least that's what i heard in this forum

Yes but I think they meant major characters.

These are all minor characters that just made the world feel more alive and were part of SA. So?

Who knows tho. This seems legit. Did the visual of Macca always look like that, or has this been updated with GTA V? I am not sure but it seems like this existed back with SA? Please correct me.

ah yes you are right, i think it was the major characters, well let's just hope this clown will return in V lol.gif , yeah about the websites, i kinda wondering about that too, it could be updated with the GTA V, or it is already existed back in 2005

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#135

Posted 01 August 2012 - 05:47 AM

@Piperka and others:

The websites are teaser websites from 2004. They were put up for GTA: San Andreas. The connections you find was for San Andreas, released 2004. The only thing new from all of the GTA: San Andreas teaser websites is the aforementioned twitter account which was added in the footer a few a days ago, and started tweeting.

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 05:48 AM

@rampage08

No matter when the site was created, it's definetly been updated recently for V. As stated by Bellic 4 life and also the Twitter link to the "church" in the personal message tab. This is ALL legit.

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 05:49 AM

QUOTE (Adriaan @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 05:47)
@Piperka and others:

The websites are teaser websites from 2004. They were put up for GTA: San Andreas. The connections you find was for San Andreas, released 2004. The only thing new from all of the GTA: San Andreas teaser websites is the aforementioned twitter account which was added in the footer a few a days ago, and started tweeting.

lol.gif well, there you go, so much for getting a little hyped confused.gif

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 05:51 AM

QUOTE (Audiophile @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 05:48)
@rampage08

No matter when the site was created, it's definetly been updated recently for V. As stated by Bellic 4 life and also the Twitter link to the "church" in the personal message tab. This is ALL legit.

well, yes the epsilon website have been updated recently, what i meant was the maccer website

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#139

Posted 01 August 2012 - 05:52 AM

For Maccer, under Personal Message, there's a link that brings you to his "Personal quotes/lyrics". This is what follows:

QUOTE
"Manchester is in the house"

"Salford is coming to take over the world!"

"Anyone got any B?"

"I know many ways to relax, but only one that it is guaranteed to work every time."

"The good doctor has revived the patient!"

"Pabsy! I'm a raspberry"

"I'm going to do what I want / Trousers up or trousers down / Get out my face, you stupid C*nt / I ain't a performing clown"




Maybe he will be a pedestrian in GTAV and these are his lines he can say? They seem to fit the GTA-ish sort of way...

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 05:52 AM

@rampage08

The Maccer website was updated on July 25th, 2012 as posted above somewhere. They added the link to the epsilon website in the personal message tab.

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 05:53 AM

Great find.
Is MIU really a tribute to all the myths of SA? biggrin.gif

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#142

Posted 01 August 2012 - 05:53 AM

Chazlow Parker also left a comment on that K-Rose video. Something about the San Andreas game disc, this is getting too wierd...

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 05:53 AM

OH YEA I f*ckING KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sly.gif

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 05:54 AM

QUOTE (Audiophile @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 05:52)
@rampage08

The Maccer website was updated on July 25th, 2012 as posted above somewhere. They added the link to the epsilon website in the personal message tab.

well, okay then that is good to know smile.gif

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 05:55 AM

QUOTE (rampage08 @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 01:51)
well, yes the epsilon website have been updated recently, what i meant was the maccer website

That site was updated July 25, 2012.

Yes, many of these websites are from San Andreas' marketing, but they have been updated. And the Twitter, YouTube, Google+, and Facebook accounts were all created either the 25th or 26th of July, this year. This is not some giant coincidence, this is viral marketing.

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 05:55 AM

QUOTE (Above @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 05:53)
Chazlow Parker also left a comment on that K-Rose video. Something about the San Andreas game disc, this is getting too wierd...

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have you still got that ps2 rip of the radio station k-rose? if you do, could you inbox me... been looking for it for ages. lost my disk of san andreas... sad.gif

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 05:57 AM

I'm going to go to sleep now, by the time I wake up and check this thread in the morning it will be 10,000 pages. turn.gif

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#148

Posted 01 August 2012 - 05:57 AM

QUOTE (gionascm2 @ Wednesday, Aug 1 2012, 05:52)
For Maccer, under Personal Message, there's a link that brings you to his "Personal quotes/lyrics". This is what follows:

QUOTE
"Manchester is in the house"

"Salford is coming to take over the world!"

"Anyone got any B?"

"I know many ways to relax, but only one that it is guaranteed to work every time."

"The good doctor has revived the patient!"

"Pabsy! I'm a raspberry"

"I'm going to do what I want / Trousers up or trousers down / Get out my face, you stupid C*nt / I ain't a performing clown"




Maybe he will be a pedestrian in GTAV and these are his lines he can say? They seem to fit the GTA-ish sort of way...

Are you serious? Calm down mate I think your reading too far into this.

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#149

Posted 01 August 2012 - 05:57 AM

Someone should edit the title so users know that this is actually a viral marketing campaign from Rockstar...

Clues!

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 05:57 AM

All this stuff has to be analyzed by GTA5videos!




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