Quantcast

Jump to content

» «
Photo

New Epsilon Program Twitter Found

Epsilon Program Epsilon Tract KIFFLOM FACT enlightenment Epsilonism Epsilonist Twitter GTA V
9,627 replies to this topic
uJhatafart00
  • uJhatafart00

    Zarrogante

  • Members
  • Joined: 03 Aug 2012
  • Italy

#9001

Posted 29 April 2013 - 07:01 PM

Look at these tweets by Epsilon Program

September 11th:
Tweeted in reply to @cutterdeblanc
cutterdeblanc: "When is the paradigm going to shift? The end constantly feels nigh, Uncle-Brother. #KIFFLOM #DoubtersAreUnsaveables" 7:10 PM - 4 Sep
EpsilonismToday: "Not until after the tract has been written and has become the best selling book in history. Even more than the one about the woman getting whipped and peed on. #IWANTTHETRACT"

October 2nd:
Tweeted in reply to @Nostalgic1996
Nostalgic1996: "What Exactly is the Tract? How will the tract Benefit me? I need you!" 8:56 PM - 27 Sep
EpsilonismToday: "The tract is the most important book ever written. This paradigm. Only it has not been written yet...
Thatís why Epsilonists are such optimists because we know the best is still to come."

I think "the tract" is GTAV, "has been written" means has been developed and "book" means game.
So it's pretty obvious they want GTAV to be the best selling game in the history.
The only thing I can't understand is what game they mean with "the one about the woman getting whipped and peed on". Thoughts?

P.S. Sorry if already said.

UberVIIX
  • UberVIIX

    I got your girl sucking on that kumquat juice...

  • Members
  • Joined: 23 Jan 2013

#9002

Posted 29 April 2013 - 07:03 PM

QUOTE (.dre. @ Monday, Apr 29 2013, 18:34)
complete waste. They should spend more time working on the game then fitting in useless people into their game. What the hell? Delayed my ass. They were drinking too much whiskey.

Some people would complain no matter f*cking what, even if you gave them a briefcase full of money... It's too heavy, I don't like brown briefcases, blah f*cking blah

mirmihir
  • mirmihir

    Jerichoholic

  • Members
  • Joined: 06 Dec 2008

#9003

Posted 29 April 2013 - 07:06 PM

QUOTE (uJhatafart00 @ Monday, Apr 29 2013, 19:01)
Look at these tweets by Epsilon Program

September 11th:
Tweeted in reply to @cutterdeblanc
cutterdeblanc: "When is the paradigm going to shift? The end constantly feels nigh, Uncle-Brother. #KIFFLOM #DoubtersAreUnsaveables" 7:10 PM - 4 Sep
EpsilonismToday: "Not until after the tract has been written and has become the best selling book in history. Even more than the one about the woman getting whipped and peed on. #IWANTTHETRACT"

October 2nd:
Tweeted in reply to @Nostalgic1996
Nostalgic1996: "What Exactly is the Tract? How will the tract Benefit me? I need you!" 8:56 PM - 27 Sep
EpsilonismToday: "The tract is the most important book ever written. This paradigm. Only it has not been written yet...
Thatís why Epsilonists are such optimists because we know the best is still to come."

I think "the tract" is GTAV, "has been written" means has been developed and "book" means game.
So it's pretty obvious they want GTAV to be the best selling game in the history.
The only thing I can't understand is what game they mean with "the one about the woman getting whipped and peed on". Thoughts?

P.S. Sorry if already said.

Fifty shades of grey is the book they're talking about.

Saliva
  • Saliva

    Hustler

  • Members
  • Joined: 08 Apr 2013
  • None

#9004

Posted 29 April 2013 - 07:26 PM

Info this week. This is just a neat extra.

DarrinPA
  • DarrinPA

    Orange Grove Member

  • Members
  • Joined: 31 Mar 2009
  • None

#9005

Posted 29 April 2013 - 07:34 PM

QUOTE (DarrinPA @ Sunday, Apr 28 2013, 21:16)
Didn't GTA IV have regular people call in and record their phone calls to be used in game on the radio? Maybe it's that again?

My guess was close.... confused.gif I don't want my face in GTA. After all, most gamers avoid being seen in public. I'd personally rather have the phone calls again. But I do hope somebody from GTAForums gets choosen! icon14.gif

FranklinJr.
  • FranklinJr.

    BornForThis

  • Members
  • Joined: 28 Apr 2013

#9006

Posted 29 April 2013 - 07:36 PM

The lucky guys are gonna be in GTAV and will probably play small role in mission, where you will find them in Los Santos International Airport.

TyphoonJames
  • TyphoonJames

    LSPD - Rooftop Bastard

  • Members
  • Joined: 22 Jul 2008
  • England

#9007

Posted 29 April 2013 - 08:06 PM

QUOTE (FranklinJr. @ Monday, Apr 29 2013, 19:36)
The lucky guys are gonna be in GTAV and will probably play small role in mission, where you will find them in Los Santos International Airport.

Perhaps they've all flown in from LC. One mission could be taking them to the LS Epsilon place.

FranklinJr.
  • FranklinJr.

    BornForThis

  • Members
  • Joined: 28 Apr 2013

#9008

Posted 29 April 2013 - 08:07 PM

QUOTE (TyphoonJames @ Monday, Apr 29 2013, 20:06)
QUOTE (FranklinJr. @ Monday, Apr 29 2013, 19:36)
The lucky guys are gonna be in GTAV and will probably play small role in mission, where you will find them in Los Santos International Airport.

Perhaps they've all flown in from LC. One mission could be taking them to the LS Epsilon place.

Could be.

DarrinPA
  • DarrinPA

    Orange Grove Member

  • Members
  • Joined: 31 Mar 2009
  • None

#9009

Posted 29 April 2013 - 08:08 PM

Knowing R*, we'll probably rob the cult or something. They have a lot of money.

TyphoonJames
  • TyphoonJames

    LSPD - Rooftop Bastard

  • Members
  • Joined: 22 Jul 2008
  • England

#9010

Posted 29 April 2013 - 08:10 PM

QUOTE (DarrinPA @ Monday, Apr 29 2013, 20:08)
Knowing R*, we'll probably rob the cult or something. They have a lot of money.

I saw someone suggest that earlier. I really like the idea

Habs
  • Habs

    Montreality

  • Members
  • Joined: 16 Oct 2012

#9011

Posted 29 April 2013 - 08:56 PM

QUOTE
THIS IS NOT A CONTEST AND THERE IS NO PRIZE.

Participation: To participate in the Event, you must (i) fill out the form at www.epsilonprogram.com including linking to a photograph of yourself and (ii) submit additional pictures of yourself to Rockstar Games upon request; and (iii) meet the requirements below.

Participants must be (a) legal residents of the 50 United States, Argentina, Australia, Austria, Belgium, Brazil, Canada (excluding Quebec) ...
What's wrong with Quebec, Rockstar? That ain't cool, lol.

T777
  • T777

    AKA: Trisepta

  • Members
  • Joined: 06 Sep 2009

#9012

Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:55 PM Edited by T777, 29 April 2013 - 10:21 PM.

QUOTE (Ice1980 @ Monday, Apr 29 2013, 12:08)
QUOTE (T777 @ Monday, Apr 29 2013, 09:50)
Soon brother-brothers. Very soon we will begin our path to enlightenment.† Invest so we can learn together.

Like I said previously, very curious that you pop in from time to time only when there's been a new tweet activity.... ph34r.gif

I'm on to you and you are working with R*/Epsilon twitter feed in some way monocle.gif

biggrin.gif

My shirt is BLUE , my underwear is BLUE , and I live in a BLUE house. Coincidence?

MosquitoSmasher
  • MosquitoSmasher

    Moonwalker like MJ

  • Members
  • Joined: 16 Jun 2012

#9013

Posted 29 April 2013 - 10:00 PM

Imagine receiving an email from Rockstar that tells you they've chosen you to be in GTA V. That would be pretty f*cking goddamn cool man. I've applied but haven't received an automatic email or anything like that, but maybe that's not even supposed to happen anyway.

dorcy
  • dorcy

    "Alright, let's get straight to the biscuits."

  • Members
  • Joined: 31 Jan 2013
  • Ireland

#9014

Posted 29 April 2013 - 10:21 PM

meh. nobody needs to see my ugly mug racing toward them in the dark...

Showstopper 26
  • Showstopper 26

    Big Homie

  • Members
  • Joined: 13 Nov 2012

#9015

Posted 29 April 2013 - 11:28 PM

How long would it take for them to add a new ped? Is this what this is for? How far ahead in development are they?

jogy
  • jogy

    GTAF Alumni

  • Members
  • Joined: 09 May 2008
  • None

#9016

Posted 29 April 2013 - 11:29 PM

QUOTE (Showstopper 26 @ Monday, Apr 29 2013, 23:28)
How long would it take for them to add a new ped? Is this what this is for? How far ahead in development are they?

Good question. If this is all there's left I guess there is still some implementing to do.

DarrinPA
  • DarrinPA

    Orange Grove Member

  • Members
  • Joined: 31 Mar 2009
  • None

#9017

Posted 29 April 2013 - 11:43 PM

QUOTE (Shockenheim @ Monday, Apr 29 2013, 18:29)
QUOTE (Showstopper 26 @ Monday, Apr 29 2013, 23:28)
How long would it take for them to add a new ped? Is this what this is for? How far ahead in development are they?

Good question. If this is all there's left I guess there is still some implementing to do.

I thought the same thing.... How far back did this push release date? A day, a week? We'll never know but it's interesting none the less.

Elyobo893
  • Elyobo893

    Good Catholic Boy

  • Members
  • Joined: 03 Jul 2012

#9018

Posted 30 April 2013 - 12:56 AM

So, is this the end of the viral marketing?

gtafanny
  • gtafanny

    Hustler

  • Members
  • Joined: 01 Apr 2011
  • None

#9019

Posted 30 April 2013 - 02:19 AM

QUOTE (Adriaan)
Get your cum face ready.

It's fair to say Adriaan predicted this before anyone else, as always. ph34r.gif

DarrinPA
  • DarrinPA

    Orange Grove Member

  • Members
  • Joined: 31 Mar 2009
  • None

#9020

Posted 30 April 2013 - 03:46 AM

QUOTE (gtafanny @ Monday, Apr 29 2013, 21:19)
QUOTE (Adriaan)
Get your cum face ready.

It's fair to say Adriaan predicted this before anyone else, as always. ph34r.gif

This is why I'm not submitting my photo. You never know if they are going to make Epsilon members have an all male group orgy or something..... confused.gif

Nem_Wan
  • Nem_Wan

    The Artist Formerly Known As Magic_Al

  • Members
  • Joined: 12 Aug 2006
  • United-States

#9021

Posted 30 April 2013 - 04:08 AM

QUOTE (DarrinPA @ Monday, Apr 29 2013, 17:43)
QUOTE (Shockenheim @ Monday, Apr 29 2013, 18:29)
QUOTE (Showstopper 26 @ Monday, Apr 29 2013, 23:28)
How long would it take for them to add a new ped? Is this what this is for? How far ahead in development are they?

Good question. If this is all there's left I guess there is still some implementing to do.

I thought the same thing.... How far back did this push release date? A day, a week? We'll never know but it's interesting none the less.

They did something like this with Max Payne 3 with about as much time until the release date. They know how long it takes to make a character head and it's built into the schedule.

JOSEPH X
  • JOSEPH X

    Boss

  • Members
  • Joined: 18 Dec 2008

#9022

Posted 30 April 2013 - 04:38 AM

They had a Movember one for RDR and that game came out in May.

LotusRIP
  • LotusRIP

    King of Los Santos

  • Members
  • Joined: 29 Nov 2011

#9023

Posted 30 April 2013 - 04:40 AM

What happened to giving us directions? Where is the directions?

Choco Taco
  • Choco Taco

    .

  • Members
  • Joined: 14 Feb 2011

#9024

Posted 30 April 2013 - 04:56 AM

QUOTE (LotusRIP @ Monday, Apr 29 2013, 22:40)
What happened to giving us directions? Where is the directions?

It was a little misleading for them to say they'd be giving us directions to one of their enlightenment centers. They should have said something like "instructions on becoming a member".

CryptReaperDorian
  • CryptReaperDorian

    Boss

  • Members
  • Joined: 13 Aug 2007

#9025

Posted 30 April 2013 - 05:59 AM

I'm probably slow on the call, but R* are apparently looking for are looking for Epsilonists (people to voice the cult members).

http://www.computera...s-cult-members/

EDIT: DERP! I guess I am slow.

d3ex2
  • d3ex2

    Gangsta

  • Members
  • Joined: 27 Apr 2013

#9026

Posted 30 April 2013 - 07:25 AM

http://www.youtube.c...epsilonismtoday

^^^ Created the day before the Twitter account was. If you don't believe me visit:

http://www.whendidyoujointwitter.com/ and type in "EpsilonismToday".

YouTube: 8th July 2012
Twitter: 9th July 2012

LotusRIP
  • LotusRIP

    King of Los Santos

  • Members
  • Joined: 29 Nov 2011

#9027

Posted 30 April 2013 - 08:47 AM

QUOTE
To get answers even faster, might we recommend visiting an Epsilon Center? We have houses of worship in cities around the world. Our headquarters is in Vinewood, though in an effort to not mix business and spirituality, we're also incorporated in the Cayman Islands as dictated to our leader Cris Formage by the great Lord Kraff in a dream. Lots of top politicians and celebrities use the Cayman Islands for investments, proving what a wise decision this is.

From epsilon email...

Cayman Islands... Perhaps this is the place in the screensaver?

CrisFormageKIFFLOM
  • CrisFormageKIFFLOM

    Prankster

  • Members
  • Joined: 20 Sep 2012

#9028

Posted 30 April 2013 - 08:49 AM

QUOTE (LotusRIP @ Tuesday, Apr 30 2013, 04:40)
What happened to giving us directions? Where is the directions?

Adriaan posted directions a few days ago!!!

LotusRIP
  • LotusRIP

    King of Los Santos

  • Members
  • Joined: 29 Nov 2011

#9029

Posted 30 April 2013 - 08:55 AM

QUOTE (CrisFormageKIFFLOM @ Tuesday, Apr 30 2013, 19:49)
QUOTE (LotusRIP @ Tuesday, Apr 30 2013, 04:40)
What happened to giving us directions? Where is the directions?

Adriaan posted directions a few days ago!!!

Eh... That was just a reference to the Californians SNL skit.

thestoneman420
  • thestoneman420

    herp de derp

  • BUSTED!
  • Joined: 30 Oct 2011

#9030

Posted 30 April 2013 - 08:57 AM

QUOTE (LotusRIP @ Tuesday, Apr 30 2013, 08:47)
QUOTE
To get answers even faster, might we recommend visiting an Epsilon Center? We have houses of worship in cities around the world. Our headquarters is in Vinewood, though in an effort to not mix business and spirituality, we're also incorporated in the Cayman Islands as dictated to our leader Cris Formage by the great Lord Kraff in a dream. Lots of top politicians and celebrities use the Cayman Islands for investments, proving what a wise decision this is.

From epsilon email...

Cayman Islands... Perhaps this is the place in the screensaver?

http://en.wikipedia..../Cayman_Islands

"The territory is a major world offshore financial centre"

It's a joke.




3 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 3 guests, 0 anonymous users