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#61

Posted 26 April 2012 - 04:42 PM Edited by LeRay0409, 26 April 2012 - 04:46 PM.

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Only I am the one to do that... How could he take that away form me...

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Posted 26 April 2012 - 06:31 PM

I knew I'd heard that before somewhere!

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Posted 26 April 2012 - 06:53 PM

Your gametypes look like a lot of fun

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Posted 26 April 2012 - 09:06 PM

Honestly missing you guys right now </3 Liking the look of everything, the games look great. Can't wait to get back and start kicking names and taking ass biggrin.gif

I can't remember the proper name for the building but there's one near chinatown on TBoGT that'd be great for Home Security. It's the one you can get into from a sort of parkour style entrance at the back, then the front glass doors (obviously at the front). Even with the old casino on the top of Alderney, that'd be good too. People coming from the back via the sea, seige from the front, chokepoints on the doors that can be blocked by cars. AH it'd be amazing. Always the Lost & Damned Houses in TLAD too. Other good locations on any of the 3 games include:

The boat building in the docks in Alderney.
Everybody's favourite haunted Sprunk Factory
The not so haunted sprunk factory in Bohan
Either Strip Club
The crack house in Dukes/Broker
The Prison (probably need 8 vs 8 for that, which could happen!)
The Hospitals in north Alderney/dukes (I think it's dukes)
The building near the Burger shot in Dukes/Broker that's directly next to the underground section which goes under the highway (forgotten the name of it) but it has multiple entrances and several CQB levels, sniping opportunities for the accurate too.

There's others but I think these are the best ones for it seen as they can be done on vanilla which might appeal to more people without any compatibility issues.

Of course. You've forgotten my favourrrrite game. 'Everybody vs. Stev'. Even though everyone may attack Stev with whatever guns or vehicles they'd like, somehow doubt it'd still be fair. THE OVERINFLATED EGO SLAPS ALL!

Nearly creamed over that posting/application ban though :3 never seen the cumulative intelligence of a thread be so high from the lack of prepubescent teens typing their way onto these forums with one hand and seemingly writing out an ambition to get on the Jeremy Kyle show with another, using the only consonants they appear to know because they're apparently allergic to vowels.

Should be back on the 26th (about a month) latest, so take some names we don't make any friends and I can always help you all do some 'diplomacy' when I'm back :')

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Posted 26 April 2012 - 09:21 PM

Stev! Good to see you holmes. Come back to us mayne sad.gif .

Ah yeah, those locations sounds awesome for some home security. I think I have a rough idea of the area you're talking about, but I can't seem to remember exactly, I'm sure it'll come to someone eventually though. As for the Casino, I don't think I've ever seen it used for anything like Home Security, but having an assault from the front and from the sea simultaneously sounds fuggin' awesome. I was looking through the events the other day and man, we really do need to play ALL of them, they're awesome. inlove.gif . I'm looking forward to Fugitive and Home Security mostly :3. I've not been able to take part in 'Everybody vs. Stev' yet, but I'm sure I'll get plenty of chances when you're back. tounge.gif

For now though, I'll go take some ass on BF3 for you.

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Posted 26 April 2012 - 09:42 PM

Ohhh trust me, it'll be like I'd never left! biggrin.gif

All the games actually look amazing, incredibly well thought out. Loving the look of battleships too! Haha I was literally about to put 'no worries! I'll show you!' then realised that I'm really actually quite far away from my xbox. But they should all be great! Could possibly even use the underground car park as a place for home security, but if not then a place for to hold out against the cops. So much fun having a group of people armed to the teeth, fighting them down the chokepoint until they were literally glitching through the ceiling because there were so many trying to get in :')

Ahaha, I'm honoured, honoured. Still, looking forwards to more gang matches and things when I'm back, should be a load of fun! I see that the current applications keep away the majority of fresh faced people, BUT! Should there be any coherent gang bambi with more than 2 brain cells and higher than double digit IQ who wants to know anything. I'll gladly show them the ropes I know biggrin.gif

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Posted 26 April 2012 - 10:49 PM

QUOTE (expressgoalie12 @ Thursday, Apr 26 2012, 18:53)
Your gametypes look like a lot of fun

Sorry about this but could you not post in our thread as we do not want it to be cluttered with posts that could be classified as spammy. We like to keep our working environment clean from outside interference as far as possible, for more information on what I mean, the top of the first post has the details. Although, we do thank you for the compliment. blush.gif

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Posted 26 April 2012 - 10:51 PM

That was our diplomats version, how about the enforcer's or the Dukes?

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Posted 26 April 2012 - 11:02 PM Edited by Vilmundr, 26 April 2012 - 11:05 PM.

QUOTE (expressgoalie12 @ Thursday, Apr 26 2012, 18:53)
Your gametypes look like a lot of fun

Oh, gee, wow! Really thanks! What an incredibly well thought out post to waste bandwith in our thread with! 'Cause it's all worth it in the end when your work is ackowledged by a f*cking visually impaired 12 year old spastic that cannot register a word above 2 syllables! DO. NOT. POST. IF. YOU. ARE. NOT. ON. THE. LIST. bored.gif

What, do I need to make the posting ban ever more prominent on the first page? Must I start every page in this thread reitorating the posting ban so it's etched into your retarded little minds? Am I speaking in Swahili? Perhaps I should translate my posts into a language you'll comprehend 'cause English clearly isn't your strong point. Putrid little c*nt, you should've been drowned at birth. Do one and never come here again icon14.gif

THIS APPLIES TO EVERYBODY. F*CK YOUR OPINION. F*CK YOUR SPAM. WE DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR FRIENDS SO PISS OFF. ANGELS OF DEATH, PROJECT MAYHEM, STAFF & THE SOVIET ARMY ONLY. READ IT. REGISTER IT. RETAIN IT. WRITE IT DOWN ON A F*CKING STICKY NOTE IF YOU HAVE TO AND PLASTER IT TO YOUR THICK CLOWN FOREHEADS. OR BETTER YET, DANGLE IT OFF A PIECE OF STRING LIKE A DONKEY. DONKEY SEE CARROT, DONKEY EAT CARROT. DICKHEAD SEE POSTING BAN, DICKHEAD ADHERES TO POSTING BAN. NEEE-HAAWWWWWWWWWW. C*NTS.

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Posted 26 April 2012 - 11:04 PM

QUOTE (Vilmundr @ Thursday, Apr 26 2012, 23:02)
QUOTE (expressgoalie12 @ Thursday, Apr 26 2012, 18:53)
Your gametypes look like a lot of fun

Oh, gee, wow! Really thanks! What an incredibly well thought out post to waste bandwith in our thread with! 'Cause it's all worth it in the end when your work is ackowledged by a f*cking visually impaired 12 year old spastic that cannot register a word above 2 syllables! DO. NOT. POST. IF. YOU. ARE. NOT. ON. THE. LIST. bored.gif

What, do I need to make the posting ban ever more prominent on the first page? Must I start every page in this thread reitorating the posting ban so it's etched into your retarded little minds? Am I speaking in Swahili? Perhaps I should translate my posts into a language you'll comprehend 'cause English clearly isn't your strong point. Putrid little c*nt, you should've been drowned at birth. Do one and never come here again icon14.gif

THIS APPLIES TO EVERYBODY. F*CK YOUR OPINION. F*CK YOUR SPAM. WE DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR FRIENDS SO PISS OFF. ANGELS OF DEATH, PROJECT MAYHEM & THE SOVIET ARMY ONLY. READ IT. REGISTER IT. RETAIN IT. WRITE IT DOWN ON A F*CKING STICKY NOTE IF YOU HAVE TO AND PLASTER IT TO YOUR THICK CLOWN FOREHEADS. OR BETTER YET, DANGLE IT OFF A PIECE OF STRING LIKE A DONKEY. DONKEY SEE CARROT, DONKEY EAT CARROT. DICKHEAD SEE POSTING BAN, DICKHEAD ADHERES TO POSTING BAN. NEEE-HAAWWWWWWWWWW. C*NTS.

And this is why I'm the diplomat of the gang. alien.gif

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Posted 26 April 2012 - 11:06 PM

That was f*cking hilarious to read. icon14.gif

Wont be online again tonight, but I'll be on at about 1 tomorrow for some GTA/BF3 until about 8. alien.gif

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Posted 26 April 2012 - 11:16 PM

QUOTE (.2D @ Thursday, Apr 26 2012, 23:06)
That was f*cking hilarious to read. icon14.gif

Seconded :')

BUT, in the interests of fairness, there were 21 WHOLE POSTS to read before you posted the ban as a reply. AND THEN, he had to scroll THROUGH the posting ban you put on the front page, on the very first post, at the very top, to get to the second post with the games on.

Could've confused anyone confused.gif

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Posted 26 April 2012 - 11:22 PM Edited by Vilmundr, 26 April 2012 - 11:25 PM.

Aaaaaand exhale! Sorry, guys, but that waste of an entities post was the last thing I wanted to see when coming online. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. I feel another rant is on the horizon if this community continues to degenerate! I probably went off on a tangent with my last post, but f*ck me, you have to drill a point into their heads 'cause they just don't read or listen. I'm surprised half of these kids even know how to feed themselves let alone sign into an internet forum! I hope that one day this posting ban schtick catches on and some sort of filtering system is implemented so we can weed out the toddlers and post in harmony. monocle.gif

Stev: Good to see you online, broski! But I've done nothing but battle the spammers since I first put this thread up. If I'd have kept the page of spam that accumulated in less than an hour after we reopened, we'd be having this conversation on page 5. Also, the original ban was put up on page 1 so people have had enough time to adjust. The ban that's in place now is merely a revised ban. This is GTAForums. Peope are just stupid and need reminding every so often. If I could have modding rights to this thread, it'd be perfect! icon14.gif

Anyway! I come bearing gifts wink.gif

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Posted 26 April 2012 - 11:23 PM

'Sup Liam? How's life treating you?
There, I posted. icon14.gif

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Posted 26 April 2012 - 11:24 PM

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And introducing the official Project Mayhem mascot... Bob!

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Needs resizing but there he is! Isn't he adorable! inlove.gif

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Posted 26 April 2012 - 11:31 PM

Bob! inlove.gif

Love the GFX. I'd use some but this nikkuh is too cool for signatures. ph34r.gif

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Posted 26 April 2012 - 11:33 PM

These are actually great! Nice job! biggrin.gif

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Posted 26 April 2012 - 11:39 PM Edited by Vilmundr, 26 April 2012 - 11:43 PM.

Nice to see you rep-re-sen-'in, yo! Also, did you catch my crafty edit a couple of posts back? monocle.gif

And you'll want to resize that signature of yours, Stevros. It exceeds the allowed maximum size so it'll soon be disabled once a mod spots it or some do-gooder reports it! Either the sig or the quotes will have to go walkies, I'm afraid! sad.gif

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Posted 26 April 2012 - 11:53 PM

Upon diligent inspection of your former posts, I believe I have!

Much obliged for the heads up, I moved the quotes. A picture tells a thousand words anyway, so I figure the philosophy of PM through the medium of the signature picture will suffice seen as people can draw their own conclusions from it! But aye. Job well done on them all. Brilliant job smile.gif

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Posted 27 April 2012 - 12:07 AM

Good man! I'm afraid I cannot claim ownership of our latest batch of sexual decorative pieces. Nope, that honour goes to a one Narcis_speed6. He is the quintessential go-to GFX king of GTAForums! inlove.gif

Man, I had something to say when I first came online before that spam-induced rage, but it's completely escaped me. Meh, couldn't have been important. Going to do a little work on Sunday's meet to occupy my hyperactive imagination! turn.gif

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Posted 27 April 2012 - 10:31 AM

QUOTE (Vilmundr @ Thursday, Apr 26 2012, 23:02)
THIS APPLIES TO EVERYBODY. F*CK YOUR OPINION. F*CK YOUR SPAM. WE DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR FRIENDS SO PISS OFF. ANGELS OF DEATH, PROJECT MAYHEM, STAFF & THE SOVIET ARMY ONLY. READ IT. REGISTER IT. RETAIN IT. WRITE IT DOWN ON A F*CKING STICKY NOTE IF YOU HAVE TO AND PLASTER IT TO YOUR THICK CLOWN FOREHEADS. OR BETTER YET, DANGLE IT OFF A PIECE OF STRING LIKE A DONKEY. DONKEY SEE CARROT, DONKEY EAT CARROT. DICKHEAD SEE POSTING BAN, DICKHEAD ADHERES TO POSTING BAN. NEEE-HAAWWWWWWWWWW. C*NTS.

That has to be one of the best post's I have seen for a while.

This is exactly why I haven't posted in here only like once..

Anywho better get out before being shot. *Runs like a ninja*

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Posted 27 April 2012 - 11:15 AM

Had a strange dream last night. Discovered that the door outside of our flat that we have no key for was left ajar. I was really excited so I took a peak and found a staircase that was kinda like half a staircase with 6 steps going up that led to a proper staircase that lead down into a mysterious cellar that housed a giant toad. The cellar itself was riddled with staircases too, not too dissimilar to Escher's House of Stairs. There was a random girl there too who'll later reappear in the dream. The next part of the dream is pretty hazy. I remember playfully slapping my Mum then her subsequently speaking to some minister from her church in tears. Then my fish went missing.

The aforementioned girl was here with some dude who I assume was meant to be her boyfriend. He was right arrogant dick. Didn't like him! But anyway, I presumed he had something to do with my fish going missing so I questioned him about it. Again, this bit is pretty hazy. I remember him telling me he'd stored them in a DVD case so I marched into the livingroom and began scrambling through Ray's DVD's in a frenzy, but to no avail. At this point I was furious that he'd lied to me so I dragged him out into the hallway and contintually punched him in the face. Suddenly, the girl emerged all worried, and some guy with a short black mohecan who was behind the fish disappearance showed up at our door. At this point I was still furious so I tried gouging his eyes out, as you do.

Next minute I was preparing for some big meeting about my fish. I left the flat and I slowly walked down the street, taking note of the shop names as I passed them, and I approached the building I was meeting the contact at. I was a little apprehensive at first about entering but I psyched myself up and marched in all guns blazing. Turned out it was a giant casino-esque bookies with lots of noise, gamblers and flashing lights. I don't remember the name of the place but I saw it so vividly in the dream. I walked in to find one of my old school mates working at the reception. I was then led up a staircase (a recurring theme in this dream it seems) by the guy who's eyes I tried to gouge out. You were there too, .2D, for backup I assume.

We entered to find that it was some shady backroom gambling den where they were overlooking the production of something. It was also a child labour camp with 3 lines of tables with cloned oriental kids that looked uncannily like the "wanna buy DVD?" kid from Fonejacker sat in neat rows by the tables. .2D found this amusing and let out a giant, "HA". I was led to a long executive like table and I was greeted by a Karel Roden looking dude. His opening line was, "so, you consider yourself a disciplinarian?". I replied, "if the situation calls for it, yeah". He then went on to explain how my fish disappearing was part of some big criminal operation and how my building was targetted because of "redevelopment" and how they targetted old people for "intimidation". There was a scrawny dude sat next to me who then turned to me and said, "so here's the deal, faff you!" and tried to hit me. Then I woke up all angry ready for a fight, wanting my fish back! lol.gif

Moral of the story? Stay out of my head! cry.gif

Also, I come bearing Bobs! Lots and lots of Bobs! Bobs everywhere!

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Posted 27 April 2012 - 01:23 PM

That is a pretty messed up dream. And there I was thinking that the one I had last night that ended in me being chased and ran over by some fat woman in a car was slightly odd. I wish I had long dreams like that that I can pretty vividly remember. sad.gif

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Posted 27 April 2012 - 02:19 PM

God damn, I visit here like 5 times one day and no one posts. I am busy for a day and there's walls of text for me to read. Bob looks pretty bad ass though.

Whens the first meet going to be? I'm available tonight at least. Not sure about the others days.


I tried desperately to find something to post about and not make it look spammy, but I'm so hungry I can't think sad.gif Eating taco's later.. mmmmm

-runs off to eat whatever snacks there is in the house-

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Posted 27 April 2012 - 05:59 PM

QUOTE (.2D @ Friday, Apr 27 2012, 13:23)
That is a pretty messed up dream. And there I was thinking that the one I had last night that ended in me being chased and ran over by some fat woman in a car was slightly odd. I wish I had long dreams like that that I can pretty vividly remember. sad.gif

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Honestly reminded me of the one, the only. The BEST reebok advert, ever :') (This one for all those who may have an idea what I'm on about).


But that's actually really vivid vil. I get really vivid dreams really often, which often end up in action film-esque sequences. Like this morning I had a crazy 5 minute dream (the ones where you wake up, check the time, go back to sleep, wake up, think you've been gone for hours, open your eyes and it's been just a few minutes). It went something like this:

I was stood up in my dream outside the front entrance of a slum highrise apartment building. It was the dead of night, deep navy blue skies without any moonlight being able to penetrate through the clouds. Before I could try and figure out where to go I heard shouting from the other side of the burgundy door behind me. Although there wasn't any particular reference to me in their cries, as soon as I heard "C'MON, THIS WAY!", I bolted. Judging from the cars driving on the left side of the road, I assumed I was in England, but I had no idea. I just had the fixed mindset of running away. I must have gotten about 10 paces before the rain started, I'm not talking your average 'spitting' rain, I mean this stuff was gradually increasing in density until the point that it was becoming unbearable to run through it without experiencing severe discomfort.

At this point I saw a yellow taxi stopped at the lights. With only the pressing fear of being chased down and the desire to get out of the rain on my mind, I pulled open the drivers door on the left hand side of the car, grabbed the driver and yanked him out, expressing my deepest sympathies for stealing his car, but noting that currently I had no other options. Throwing my seatbelt on, I aimed for the clutch to find the biting point, only to find a distinct gap where it should be. Glancing at the gearstick I thought to myself "great, an import" and slammed on the accelerator. It was at this point I realised there was a man next to me in the front passenger seat. Similar build to myself; blue eyes, brown hair and sporting an olive green parker. We made eye contact and he said "I know this isn't you, but I suggest if you're trying to get away, that you look at the road", the latter half of his statement becoming much more intense and immediate in tone, thankfully alerting me to a parked car I would have most certainly crashed into should it not have been for the urgency in his voice.

The rain was pouring down to the extent that it was nigh on overwhelming the windscreen wipers, through several corners I ended up aquaplaning and sliding, rather than the controlled turns I would have expected. After about 2 minutes I could feel my eyes growing heavy, my hands beginning to fall off the wheel and my entire body seemingly failing on me. I remember taking my feet off the pedals and fell asleep (SLEEPCEPTION). I wearily opened my eyes and I'm still sat in the car, I don't know how much time has passed but my passenger is still there, those who I originally thought chasing me, gone. With a silent nod I acknowledge him staying in the car and not alerting the police (although I didn't find it weird he stayed, at all) and decide to start driving again. By this time the rain has gone and the sky is completely clear with golden sunlight bathing the whole car. Feeling warm and optimistic I come to a stop at a T junction, at which point a police car drives on the road ahead. A small amount of fear grips my body as I see him look directly at me and pick up his radio and through the one in the taxi, overhearing him explain: "unlicensed taxi driver spotted, pending further inves...", without even letting him finish the sentence I gun the engine. Driving across the median separating the two sides of the road, I turn the car into oncoming traffic to try and lose him. I glance in the rearview mirror and see the police car hurtling towards me in a plume of tire smoke, hearing the scream of "BACKUP BACKUP" over the radio, I assessed the situation and realised my best chances were on foot. Braking hard, I come to a stop mere millimeters away from a wall as I careen over the pavement. Racing out of the car I aim for a flight of stairs, my heart skipped a beat as I flew down the first flight, taking several at once in the gamble that the police officer would be unable to keep up. Briefly stopping to look over a flat section of the stairs, I use the vantage point and see that I'm about 20ft above a continental fair with hundreds of people. Without a moments hesitation I jump over the barrier for the stairs, landing on a few boxes below. Brushing myself down I look back up to the vantage point, the sun blinding my eyes and I don't see the policeman.

Under the assumption that I'd lost my pursuer, my attention turns to how I might escape my current location. 'MONEY' I think, the delightful smells of the market making me realise I hadn't eaten in hours. Witnessing a small plate of change at the front of a busy bakery food stand, I realise that I need a distraction in order to swipe it and buy some breakfast (the intention being from the same stand I stole it from). Moving my way through the crowd, I see my chance. A young couple talking to themselves, one of whom holding two cups of coffee in a cardboard stand. I silently come within striking range and SLAP the stand from their hand, straight over the back of a 30 something skinhead infront of them. The fallout was far better than I expected, instantly the rest of the crowd moved back, forming a tight circle around them. Some of the bystanders looked on in awe, while the couple stood there in shock, speechless. "WELL AREN'T YOU GONNA F*CKING SAY SOMETHING?!" yelled the skinhead, his face literally turning such a dark shade of red that the green snake tattoo on his neck was nigh on invisible. "This was my chance" I thought to myself, slinking my way through the crowd to the plate of change, siphoning through the silvers and taking the gold pound coins while the heated argument hypnotised everybody watching into a state of blissful ignorance to everything around them. I myself was hypnotised by the change, so much so that when the cry of "YOU!" pierced my ears, the same fear I found myself experiencing at the start of my dream paralyzed my body. As I slowly tilted my head up, I couldn't help but feel that the game was up. It was over.

And that's when I woke up.

There are pros and cons to having really vivid memorable dreams, cons mainly being in the bad dreams, some of which seem like they'll never end and then the pros being the unbelievable good dreams, which will hopefully stay with me as memories for many years to come.

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Posted 27 April 2012 - 10:29 PM

QUOTE (Zelos302 @ Friday, Apr 27 2012, 14:19)
God damn, I visit here like 5 times one day and no one posts. I am busy for a day and there's walls of text for me to read. Bob looks pretty bad ass though.

Whens the first meet going to be? I'm available tonight at least. Not sure about the others days.


I tried desperately to find something to post about and not make it look spammy, but I'm so hungry I can't think sad.gif Eating taco's later.. mmmmm

-runs off to eat whatever snacks there is in the house-

The first meet is this Sunday, 6pm BST. That's 7pm your time if i'm correct. alien.gif

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 03:02 AM

About the match tomorrow, we have to reschedule Sunday guys

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 10:36 AM

QUOTE (DB Chaoticz @ Saturday, Apr 28 2012, 03:02)
About the match tomorrow, we have to reschedule Sunday guys

Alright, just let us know when you guys wanna do it. alien.gif

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 03:36 PM

Guess who's script mods are working.

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 05:53 PM Edited by Purveyors of Disorder, 28 April 2012 - 08:33 PM.

CHAOTIC CONGREGATION DETAILS

Date/Time Attending/Not Attending Guests Activities
29/04/2012 @ 6PM GMT Vilmundr
.2D
Kinko.
Wreckless Jake
Alex DeLarge.
TSA
TVG
Official 5v5 TDM Vs The Valley Gang
Official 5v5 TDM Vs The Soviet Army
Home Security
Fugitive

Fugitive
Objective - The objective is simple: guards guard, convicts attempt to escape from the Alderney State Correctional Facility either by calling up and bribing a guard, overpowering a guard and taking his weapon or simply running for the front gate on a wing and a prayer. Once out of the prison, the objective is to then make it to the objective in one piece. The objective being the helicopter pad on top of the Booth Tunnel. Convicts must then pilot their way to The Triangle Club in Bohan. Once inside, they've secured their freedom and the game is won. The guards objective is to stop the convicts from escaping, either by lethal force or capturing and escorting them back to prison. There's a multitude of methods that can be utilized to secure your freedom. Teamwork, bribery, betrayal! The guards could even get wind of the escape and in the interest of the general public, lure the convicts into a false sense of security and resort to vigilantism. Who can you trust?

Rules - This is essentially a roleplaying game. All players have one life. Two convicts to however many guards are in game, alternating between players each game.

Convicts are allowed one knife between them. Convicts are confined to the basketball court, church and the surrounding area within the confines of the fencing. Guards will equip themselves with pistols while one guard will arm themself with some heavy weaponry (shotgun/AK/M4). Guards must patrol the catwalks and remain vigilant, watching for any suspicious behaviour from the convicts. If a guard suspects anything's going down, he's permitted to fire a warning shot in the direction of the convicts. Once a shot is fired, convicts must halt all activity and crouch on the spot until the guard returns to his duties. If a convict is seen outside of their allocated area (outside of the fencing, on the catwalks or outer walls) assume an escape is imminent and don't forget your training. You may open fire or give the convict the benefit of the doubt and escort them back to the courtyard. If a disgruntled guard decides to aid a convict in their escape, the guard becomes as much of a target as the convict. The guard should be dealt with accordingly and approached with caution.

Convicts MUST escape through the front gate. Wall hopping will not be tolerated. Guards must also stay on the move. Camping will not be tolerated. Once a convict has escaped and is on the run, they are given the option to "give up". If there's no foreseeable possibility of escape, if you're able to drop what you're doing and crouch in the spot to "yield" before you get your gray matter splattered all over the place, guards are given the option to stop shooting and return the convict to the facility. Captured convicts will be taken to the middle watch tower in the prison courtyard and put on constant surveillance (at gunpoint) by the guard that caught him until information is extracted regarding the wearabouts/destination of convict #2 or #2 is also caught or killed. The convict is then returned to the courtyard and put on heavy surveillance.

Once both convicts have escaped and made it to their destination (or one convict if the other has perished) the game is won. If both convicts are killed or if the timer runs out, victory goes to the guards.

Home Security
Concept A - Basically, a "seige" game. Teams head to a specified house. One team defends the house, the other team must attempt to take out all opposing team members and take over the house.

Concept B - One player is chosen in lobby to defend. Everybody is given a couple of minutes arming up period, during which the initial defender must fortify their position in the chosen location. The attackers then storm the location horde style and whoever manages to kill the defender then takes over the role of defender and so on and so forth. Whoever manages to fend off the most attackers wins. Or like the team-based version, the last surviving defender in the house wins once the timer runs out.

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We'll give concept b a test run.

I'm thinking the same formula every week. An official best 2 out of 3 with another gang, a regular custom game mode such as Home Security or Protect the VIP and round the meet off with one of the epics such as Fugitive or Manhunt. Sound good?

Zelos, please confirm whether you can make it or not. Also, could TSA and TVG also confirm if the matches are still a go. I've put the game rules up for our guests if anybody wishes to stick around. You're all welcome icon14.gif




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