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#1

Posted 09 April 2012 - 12:28 AM

The objective is to name fictional alcoholic drinks based on real life ones
that could be served in Tequi-la-la & Enema (The Nightclubs Seen in the GTA V Trailer at 1:01)


You have to go in order and you can't say the same one twice. I'll start at #1.

Okay here we go...


#1 Fäkerheister (Jägermeister)

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 12:31 AM

#2 Wangk Beer (Chang Beer)

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 12:31 AM

3. John Marston (Jack Daniels) - Would be a nice easter egg.

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 12:33 AM

QUOTE (spike88 @ Monday, Apr 9 2012, 00:31)
3. John Marston (Jack Daniels) - Would be a nice easter egg.

Or something like John Rider (Johnnie Walker). smile.gif

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 12:34 AM

QUOTE (Eagles @ Sunday, Apr 8 2012, 19:33)
QUOTE (spike88 @ Monday, Apr 9 2012, 00:31)
3. John Marston (Jack Daniels) - Would be a nice easter egg.

Or something like John Rider (Johnnie Walker). smile.gif

Johnny Wanker would be more R* appropriate for Johnny Walker

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 12:34 AM

QUOTE (spike88 @ Monday, Apr 9 2012, 00:31)
3. John Marston (Jack Daniels) - Would be a nice easter egg.

I thought this thread was lame but that would be a pretty decent Easter egg, I think Jack Marston might be better though sense we don't really know what all he went on to do with his life.

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 12:35 AM

Captain's Hook (Captain Morgan)

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 12:40 AM

#4 Iceberg (Carlsberg)
#5 WNKD (WKD)
#6 Balls Copslam (Bells Hopslam)

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 12:40 AM

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@Esco,You're right Jack Marston would fit more than John Marston, and it would be less obvious.

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 05:15 AM

QUOTE (Legendary912 @ Monday, Apr 9 2012, 00:28)
The objective is to name fictional alcoholic drinks based on real life ones
that could be served in Tequi-la-la & Enema (The Nightclubs Seen in the GTA V Trailer at 1:01)


You have to go in order and you can't say the same one twice. I'll start at #1.

Okay here we go...


#1 Fäkerheister (Jägermeister)

Enema is not a nightclub or anything, it's rather a clothing store colgate.gif

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 05:48 AM

Zadnista (vodka)

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 06:17 AM Edited by SocalZHP, 09 April 2012 - 07:46 AM.

AFM (Audios **** your mother) instead of AMF (Adios Motherf*cker)

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 06:20 AM

QUOTE (SocalZHP @ Monday, Apr 9 2012, 11:47)
AFM

If they will see this they you will be f*cked. sarcasm.gif

Do you even think that drugs will be served in this game? suicidal.gif

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 07:21 AM

Douche Canadian (Molson Canadian)

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 07:45 AM

QUOTE (Dr. John13 @ Sunday, Apr 8 2012, 23:20)
QUOTE (SocalZHP @ Monday, Apr 9 2012, 11:47)
AFM

If they will see this they you will be f*cked. sarcasm.gif

Do you even think that drugs will be served in this game? suicidal.gif

Who said anything about drugs idiot, they serve this in clubs.

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 07:56 AM

Replace Victorian Bitter (VB) with Vadge Burn. Not going to give an explanation of what it means here, google it if you don't know. tounge.gif

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 08:07 AM

user posted imageOr something like John Rider (Johnnie Walker).

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 12:47 PM

johny runner..

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 12:50 PM

heineken -> beineken (hai->bye)

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 01:39 PM

The other day i was in a shop and i literally saw DUFF beer. even with the same font as the Simpson for the name and everything.

I'd personally like to see a beer brand called like "Drunk Uncle Beers" or "Broken Home Beverage"

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 02:16 PM

QUOTE (zackryderwoo @ Monday, Apr 9 2012, 00:40)
#4 Iceberg (Carlsberg)
#5 WNKD (WKD)
#6 Balls Copslam (Bells Hopslam)

LOL!

Iceberg would have been funny (and slightly creepy) in RDR given the close proximity to the actual titanic sinking.

The other 2 are quality.. WNKD lol

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 02:35 PM

Enema is clothing company... Not a nightclub!

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 02:54 PM

QUOTE (Alba_Bhoy88 @ Wednesday, Apr 11 2012, 14:16)
QUOTE (zackryderwoo @ Monday, Apr 9 2012, 00:40)
#4 Iceberg (Carlsberg)
#5 WNKD (WKD)
#6 Balls Copslam (Bells Hopslam)


Haha "WNKD" i love that, that is quality! biggrin.gif

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 02:58 PM

This sounds like fun.

Asahi = Ashehe
Corona = Colona
Fosters = Festers
Tiger = Liger
WKD = WTF

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 03:12 PM

Well i don't know if it's here but you do need Jack & Daniels...or in GTA world, Jake & Donalds?

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 04:54 PM

Smacks - Jacques cider
Bong Spliffs - John Smiths
Back Hardy - Bacardi

non alcholic but

Wangster - Monster

but the WNKD is def the best by far its that GTA im shocked its not already in it

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 05:19 PM

Cant think of any red alcoholic drinks but i think crimson tide would be a nice one... considering its Hollywood and all, Saving Private ryan spoof at the beach?

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#28

Posted 11 April 2012 - 07:37 PM

Buttwhiner - Budweiser
Queerness - Guinness
Jack Offers - Jack Daniels
Wackworth 6X - Wadworth 6X
Arsteiner - Warsteiner
Stuporg - Tuborg




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#29

Posted 11 April 2012 - 08:15 PM

Seis Nueve XX = Dos Equis
Wanker 69 = Miller 64
Fud White = Bud Light

I suck at this suicidal.gif

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 08:58 PM

QUOTE (CarLuver69 @ Wednesday, Apr 11 2012, 18:15)
Seis Nueve XX = Dos Equis

it could be tres equis tounge.gif

budweiser, jack daniels and two or three more are already parodied




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