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Linc.
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#1

Posted 19 March 2012 - 07:08 AM

So, as far as I know there are no favourite (sic) quotes threads for GTA 3. So I'd like you guys to list yours here.

Mine would have to be the legendary: "I see nothing but good things for you my boy" -Salvatore Leone

Or: "A made man, anything you want" - Salvatore Leone

Linc.
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    Betty, don't start up with your white zone sh*t again.

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#2

Posted 20 March 2012 - 08:36 AM

Oh come on people you've gotta start replying with your quotes. smile.gif

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#3

Posted 20 March 2012 - 11:04 AM

QUOTE (lzw3 @ Tuesday, Mar 20 2012, 14:06)
Oh come on people you've gotta start replying with your quotes. smile.gif

This forum is one of the least active forums. There's no need for you to bump the topic. People will reply if they want to.

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#4

Posted 20 March 2012 - 11:16 AM

"Go and introduce a BAT to his FACE!"

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#5

Posted 20 March 2012 - 11:35 AM

"But my hands are all messed up, so you better drive, brother."

Simply because it's become so iconic.

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#6

Posted 20 March 2012 - 10:48 PM

Donald Love: In these days of moral hypocrisy certain valuable commodities can be hard to import.

Pedestrian: Yep, I been drinkin' again

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#7

Posted 20 March 2012 - 10:53 PM

"Seor Dickhead, it's no problem to kill you."

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#8

Posted 21 March 2012 - 01:47 AM

"My mother's my sister"

nothing beats that one

Dr. John
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#9

Posted 21 March 2012 - 03:45 AM

QUOTE (M.A.K @ Wednesday, Mar 21 2012, 07:17)
"My mother's my sister"

nothing beats that one

This reminds me about this guy. biggrin.gif

Anyways, Hehheh, come to daddy, hahhahh, (repeat) Hehheh, come to daddy, hahhahha. - Spanked up Mad Man.

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#10

Posted 21 March 2012 - 04:17 AM

"Young maaan" I don't know why but over the years my cousin and I couldn't stop laughing at that.

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#11

Posted 21 March 2012 - 11:21 AM

Cops -

"Dont move a muscle!!"
"You are Risking your life!"

Pedestrians -
"In the navy"
"Get in the back ahhh!"

Black dude in black clothing"Im gonna get/eat ya"

Characters -
Claude - "_________________"
Salvatore - "I see good things for you kid"
TOny Cipriani - "The Triads think they can mess with me. Let's teach these would be tough guys what it means to be a tough guy. Sorry ma. Yes ma. I want you to destroy their laundry vans and mangle any triad gimp that gets in your way"


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#12

Posted 21 March 2012 - 05:27 PM

Okay, okay, we make deal.-Chinatown ped.
Mackerel very smelly fish-Chinatown ped.
Not today-Chinatown ped
Kiss your ass goodbye!-Carjacker
Punk-ass bitch!-Black man wearing jean shorts and a red baseball cap backwards.
Ai-t-t-ai, tough guy eh?-Chinatown ped fight line
You're mine, MINE!-Carjacker 2
Anything you say is sh*t!-Cop
Useless bastard-Cop
Da market is uuuuuuuup.-B_wom2, unused ped.
EY GET OFF MEH!-Homeless guy getting mugged
JEEZIS-Homeless guy dodging a car
JEEZIS YOU'RE MENTAWL-Homeless guy dodging a car
You're a wee sonny-Homeless guy fighting line
You're one crazy bitch!-Pimp looking at blown up car/dead body

Linc.
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    Betty, don't start up with your white zone sh*t again.

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#13

Posted 21 March 2012 - 08:15 PM

QUOTE (finn4life @ Wednesday, Mar 21 2012, 11:21)
TOny Cipriani - "The Triads think they can mess with me. Let's teach these would be tough guys what it means to be a tough guy.

That was an awesome one. I forgot that. And I miss it.

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#14

Posted 21 March 2012 - 09:27 PM

Toni Cipriani - "No fancy crap"
Salvatore Leone - " It's my favorite cleaner. I'm proud of you my boy, you kicked the sh*t outta those grease balls. I've got just one little job for you before we can all celebrate. There's a car around the block from Luigi's club. The inside is covered in brains. We had to help some guy make up his mind and it proved a little messy."

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#15

Posted 24 March 2012 - 03:38 AM

"sumbody call a medic!"Triad gang member
"Sorry babe, i am an ambitious girl and youre just small time."Catalina
"Kill the idiot!"Catalina Again

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#16

Posted 21 April 2012 - 05:59 PM

WHAT? She's my couisn?

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#17

Posted 24 April 2012 - 01:17 PM

Claude: . . .

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#18

Posted 24 April 2012 - 01:44 PM

Please leave me alone
woman qutoe when you get a car

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#19

Posted 24 April 2012 - 04:08 PM

"Your ass is mine.", Thieves.
"NoooooOOOOOOooooOOOOOO", That Jogging women with blue dress.

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#20

Posted 24 April 2012 - 11:10 PM

Female ped:"I'm hot,your nooot"

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#21

Posted 25 April 2012 - 01:19 AM

Lazlow Jones: Well Toni...

Toni: Toni? How did you know my name was Toni? Are you tracing this call, because if you are, you're gonna become real intimately acquainted with- what your brains look like. My name ain't Toni, okay?

Lazlow Jones: Alright.

Toni: But my mom she keeps goin, Toni, Toni be a real man stand up for yourself don't take no sh*t! But all I wanna do is to be a good son and show that she cares for me, show that she loves me, and you know, say I was a good kid but it seems like nothings ever good enough for her you know what I mean? What do I do?

Linc.
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    Betty, don't start up with your white zone sh*t again.

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#22

Posted 25 April 2012 - 01:23 AM

QUOTE (tommyv2468 @ Tuesday, Apr 24 2012, 23:10)
Female ped:"I'm hot,your nooot"

Haha. That's a memorable one.

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#23

Posted 26 April 2012 - 11:45 PM

QUOTE (Girish @ Tuesday, Mar 20 2012, 11:04)
This forum is one of the least active forums.

Least inactive? Just look at this. Seeing posts from six years ago on the first page isn't a good sign.

Anyway, here's a quote.

Caller on Chatterbox FM: Life does not have a reset button.

Lazlow: Right, but this show does. *disconnects caller* Ah, I love that button.

ChopTheDog.
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#24

Posted 27 April 2012 - 08:15 PM

QUOTE (Los Santos Pedestrian @ Friday, Apr 27 2012, 00:45)
QUOTE (Girish @ Tuesday, Mar 20 2012, 11:04)
This forum is one of the least active forums.

Least inactive? Just look at this. Seeing posts from six years ago on the first page isn't a good sign.

Anyway, here's a quote.

Caller on Chatterbox FM: Life does not have a reset button.

Lazlow: Right, but this show does. *disconnects caller* Ah, I love that button.

Ha, Love that quote!

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#25

Posted 26 May 2012 - 08:43 PM

Claude's quotes are the best so far.

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Posted 27 May 2012 - 02:00 PM

"nothing drives down real-estate prices like a good old fashioned gang war, apart from an outreak of plague... but that may be going too far in this case" - donald love

maria: oooh asuka you got a massager
asuka: that's NOT a massager

"now try the chilli oil"

"shooting you was a pleasure but dating you was only business"

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#27

Posted 27 May 2012 - 03:03 PM

Caller: I say spanking kids is the only way to teach them right from wrong.
Lazlow: So you think that teaching kids from an early age that violence is the solution to problems will make them valuable members of our society.
Caller: Exactly!

This made me laugh my ass off while I was playing. smile.gif )

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#28

Posted 08 June 2012 - 06:43 PM Edited by JurzeeDee, 08 June 2012 - 06:59 PM.

If u bump into the Black Whore she will mumble "That's a tasty Corn on the Cob" xD

Chatterbox Radio Caller: "I've decided to move outta my parents basement. Yeah ya know its the big 4-0 and its....its just time to go."

kJAH: "It was so good the first time....I just want more! REWINNNDD!!" And he replays the song over. I think thats so neat.

If u point a gun at the pedestrian who is a white male with glasses and is wearing all blue with a blue hat....he will run away and say "This City Sucks" lol

^^ Same guy: If u stand in his way he goes - "YOU SKINNY BUM!"

more to come...


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#29

Posted 02 September 2012 - 12:42 AM

Triads: Somebody call a medic!
Nyanya ha!
Mo' Money, Mo' Problems!
More lines of them but I really can't spell them.

Leones: Mind the car you, ASSHOLE!
She's the mother of my children!
Come over for dinner.
And the others where they scream in Italian.

Colombians: Seor Dickhead, there's no problem to kill you.
You want the chainsaw, gringo?

Police: Anything you say is sh*t!
You are risking your life!
We got him now, he wasn't even worth the trouble, just another would be wiseguy, let's go home, usseles bastard. Should we give him a beating?

Luigi Gotterelli: Go and introduce a bat to his face!
I want compensation for this insult.

Toni: Drop by later and we will give them something to launder, their own blood stained clothes!

Peds: I'm gonna get ya.
In the navy.
My mother's my sister!
I'm hot, you're not.
I don't know where I am and I'm hungry.
You can sail the seven seas.
You got any bright idea what to say?
Yep, I been drinking again.
Get in the back - Aaaaah!
I'll drill your ass.
No mackerel, you pay now, okay,okay we make deal.
Wanna go down South?
What are you doing? Giving birth?

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#30

Posted 02 September 2012 - 01:38 AM

Prostitute: Have you ever been downtown?
I don't even know what this means, but I think it's funny tounge2.gif




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