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Signs you have been playing too much GTA

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woggleman
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#1

Posted 17 March 2012 - 11:44 PM

Tomorrow I am supposed to meet a friend in Times Square and I actually told him to meet me in Star Junction. He had a WTF kind of response. Maybe this is a sign that I need to take a break.

universetwisters
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Posted 18 March 2012 - 12:18 AM

when youre bleeding profusley and think that consuming a hot dog will heal you back to full health

MrDanceWithLance
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Posted 25 April 2012 - 05:13 AM

1. You think a hot dog can save your life when you get shot in the chest.
2. Running far away from the police will make them stop chasing you.
3. You think the FIB and NOOSE are on your tail.
4. You think you will wake up in front of a hospital once you die.
5. You think you wake up in front of a police station after you are arrested.
6. You mistakenly call Manhattan "Algonquin".
7. You ask for a can of Sprunk in a resturant.

Linki
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#4

Posted 25 April 2012 - 11:11 PM

I start walking like Niko and when I'm standing still, I imitate his idle animations.

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Posted 26 April 2012 - 06:00 AM Edited by bugoy, 26 April 2012 - 06:43 AM.

1) Seeing policemen die in the news cheers you up.
2) You mistakenly call a Lamborghini an Infernus.
3) You start doing errands for your parents, and call them "missions".
4) You get a bit surprised whenever you see a child or an animal walk past.
5) You think a "G" formed by stars in the night sky is a reference to God.
6) You start looking for 69's and G's everywhere.
7) Whenever a friend asks you to follow him, you immediately visualize a blue marker on his head.
8) You believe you can enter a barbershop bald and clean-shaven, and get out with an afro and beard.
9) You sleep anytime you feel like it, and wake up exactly 6 hours later.
10) You accidentally write "[email protected]" instead of "[email protected]" when giving out your email.
11) You know your way around the entire State of San Andreas better than your own town.
12) A friend tells you his eyesight is getting blurred, and you tell him to change his ENB settings.

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#6

Posted 07 May 2012 - 07:19 PM

You run over someone and imagine floating banknotes over his/her corpse.

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#7

Posted 08 May 2012 - 07:54 AM

-When I see New York City in TV(Cartoons or Real Life), I say "Liberty City!"
-When I see a Convertible Mercedes-Benz Coupe, I shout "A Feltzer!"
-When I see a Subaru Impreza, I shout "Sultan!"
-When I see a Hollywood sign, I shout "Vinewood!"
-When I do something in summer, I think they are "Missions that are mandatory for 100% completion".(And thinking a name for it lol)
-When I run, I run like CJ.
-When I swim underwater, I feel that my Lung Capacity increases.
-When I think I'll shoot someone with my Pellet-shooting AK-47, I always think that his/her head will get sifted.


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#8

Posted 09 May 2012 - 12:52 AM

I think my lights in my car will automatically come on when it gets dark tounge.gif

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#9

Posted 21 May 2012 - 01:40 PM

Every time I see the Metropolitan Museum of Art I say "Libertonian"...

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#10

Posted 21 May 2012 - 05:26 PM

I swear one time I found a couple of guys all dressed in dark blue/purple and my first thought was:WTF the ballas live in my town?And then:
Oh god,I need to lay off GTA SA.That was a couple of years ago.

But I still run like Niko sometimes and use their expressions at times.And I sometimes call cars by their GTA names.




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