James and Glen were sitting on a old,yet comfy couch in the trainee lounge.
James:Well I'm getting used to this place,and I like the couch.
Glen:Yeah,me too.Although if we screw up we will have to stay here for the whole nigth,on a nigth shift.
Suddenly Nathan walks in,moaning and holding his chin.
Nathan:God,that doctor is a jerk...
Nathan:The doctor that fixed my teeth...
Glen:Why is he a jerk?
Nathan:Only one tooth of mine was hurting,but he ripped out 2...
James:Why did he do that?
Nathan:He didn't have change for 20 bucks.
Glen:Well I know I'm quitting candy now...
Suddenly Meg runs into the room.
Meg:Hey everyone!We gotta go and pass a little test NOW!
Everyone follows Meg to a room which has some bags in it,and of course,Dr.Boldman and Zuckerberg are waiting for the young doctors there.
Dr.Boldman:Alrigth you kids!Time to see how much you studied for this!
Everyone:Studied?!What is this school?!
Dr.Boldman:Not really,but some research could help you pass this.
Everyone takes a seat and Zuckerberg passes a bag full of organs to Greg.
Dr.Boldman:Now pick an organ and don't look at it,then examine it with you'r hand.What organ is it?
Dr.Boldman:Pull it out!
Greg pulls out the organ,and it really is a kidney.Dr.Boldman puts in tested in his journal.Greg passes the bag further to Sarah
She pulls it out,and it was a heart.Sarah gives the bag to Glen.
Dr.Boldman:Don't fool around !
Dr.Boldman:OK pull it out then!
Glen pulls out the thing,and it really is a sausage.
Dr.Boldman:What?!A sausage?!Then what did I eat at lunch?
Dr.Boldman gives everyone ''tested'' and he quickly runs to the toilet to puke his guts out.
Glen:That was odd...
Zuckerberg:Thank God I stick to my good old oatmeal and whiskey.
Nathan whispers to James
Nathan:If Zuckerberg keeps getting piss drunk on duty,the head of the hospital,Lisa,will declare a ''dry law''.
James:You mean no more alchohol?
James:The ''dry law'' is death to Zuckerberg.
And everyone heads back to the small lounge.
Glen:That test was nerve wracking.
James:No it wasn't.
Glen:Do you know what happens if you fail one of these tests?!
Glen:No!A week of torture in the old people section of the hospital!
Nathan:What you gotta play chess with them and constantly listen to the phrase ''Back in my day..."
Glen:No you shuffle their s**t.Yeah,you gotta hold a small bowl under their asses and let them make some ''brown rain''.
Nathan:And a stomach virus is raging in LC rigth now...
James:A week of catching ''brown rain'' in a bowl...That would suck really hard...
And suddenly the smart geek Greg comes in.
Greg:I have saw the horror,but not expierinced it...
James:And you didn't want to pour bleach on you'r eyes?!
Glen:Yea I'm gonna get a bottle of beer and some horse tranquilizator,and take a nap,from the horror.
James:Yeah,my shift is over anyways.
Greg:I belive we all can call it an day.