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Posted 29 February 2012 - 04:32 AM Edited by ilovebender.com, 01 March 2012 - 12:57 AM.

QUOTE (ilovebender.com;318335)
Let's write another season!!!
Just kidding.

I started writing this for the fun of it though.

I have no title for the episode, yet, but I have a rough idea of what's going to happen, what I want to happen...
Enjoy!

Int planet express day

Fry, Leela and Bender can be seen sitting around the table.
The Professor and Hermes walk through a set of futuristic doors.
Following them is a hover dolly carrying a crate.

The Professor
Good news everyone!

Hermes takes a seat at the table.

The Professor
Today you will be taking a package to British Museum in London!

Bender
What's so good about that?

Hermes
We will be saving on starship fuel.

Leela
I don't understand Professor.

The Professor
I have already booked you and Fry on a Transatlantic cruise.

Bender
What about me?

The Professor
You'll be going as cargo, in this crate.

Leela
Wouldn't a Transatlantic cruise cost more and take much longer than the three second journey
to London?

Hermes
You'd think so, but no.

Fry
I remember when I was on a cruise...

Flashback to a scene from the episode A Flight To Remember

Bender quickly interrupts the flash back sequence.

Int planet express day

Bender
You're crazy Fry!

Leela
Wait a minute, if the crate's for Bender, what does the British Museum want?

Fry
Do they want a bending unit?

The Professor
Oh my, no.
The British Museum has ordered this.

The futuristic doors open and the backup hover dolly brings in an identical crate.

Fry
A crate?

The Professor
No you ninkompoop!
It contains a cryogenically frozen man from the twentieth century.

Fry
Oh snap!

(To be Continued)

Int Planet Express Day

Fry, Leela, Bender, Hermes are seen sitting around the table, The Professor is standing up.
Two identical hover dollys can be seen holding two identical crates.

Bender
So I'm going in this crate then?

The Professor
Not unless you have any objections Bender.

Bender
Well I...

The Professor
Then that's good news everyone!
Bye.

The Professor makes his exit walking out the futuristic doors.

Hermes
Leela, as crew captain, it is your duty to see that this package makes it to London in one piece.

Leela
I'll keep my eye on it sir!

Hermes
Very good, now since the Planet Express ship will be out of action for this mission, I'm going to have to declare it on paid vacation.

Hermes pulls out a briefcase from under the table, opens it, takes out some papers and a rubber stamp

Cut to a close up of a page that reads Planet Express Ship, a picture of the Planet Express Ship, and other writing that's unclear.
Hermes stamps the page with his rubber stamp and On Paid Vacation can be seen on the page.


Int Planet Express Day

Hermes is sitting at the table seen stamping pieces of paper, Fry, Leela and Bender are seen standing around the two crates.

Fry
I wonder whose in the crate?

Leela
I don't know, but I know whose not.

Bender
Who?

Ext Streets of New New York Day

Fry and Leela are walking down the street, following them are the two hover dollys with two identical crates.
One of the crates can be seen to be moving around.

Leela
Behave in there Bender, or you won't pass customs.

Pan in to the agitating crate.
The crate stops agitating on pan.

Bender
This is no way to travel.
I'm all about class and dignity.

Fry
Don't worry Bender, we'll be there before you know it.

Bender
Then why don't you ride in the crate?

Leela
Bender Shhh.
You'll bring attention to yourself, and Planet Express can't afford three tickets.

Bender
Then why do you need me?

Leela
Because The Professor said so, besides, we're a team.

Bender
Ever since you and Fry became a couple, there's been no team, just a duo with a third Bender...
Bender.

Fry
Awww...
Don't worry Bender, we'd always be a team.

Bender
Really?

Fry
Yes, really.

Bender
Screw this, I'm not going to the British Museum in a box!

The crate agitates and Bender appears breaking out of the crate, knocking the other crate off the hover dolly and on to the ground, the crate breaks open on impact to reveal a cryogenics tube.

Bender
Woo-hoo!
I am the greatest!

Leela and Fry gasp.


Snd EFX clock ticking and bell chime once.


The Cryogenics tube door opens
Robert awakens dazed and confused, stepping out of the tube.

Robert
Wha?
Where am I?

Leela
Oh crud.

Bender gasps.

(To be continued)

Leela
You're in streets of New New York City.

Robert
Huh?

Leela
You were frozen in the twentieth century, we were supposed to deliver you to the British Museum

Robert
British?
Museum?
Twentieth?
Century?

Fry
Don't you need to go to the bathroom?

Robert
Oh god yes!

Int planet express day

Snd EFX Shower


Fry, Leela, Bender & Amy are sitting at the table, The Professor is seen standing up.

The Professor
You three ninkompoops have really screwed up this time!

Leela
It's all Bender's fault!

Bender
My fault?
If you hadn't of shoved me in that crate, none of this would have happened!

The Professor
Shut up the both of you!

The shower sound stops.

The Professor
Now the British Museum want a full refund plus compensation for their exhibit you destroyed!

Leela
You mean that Bender des...

The Professor
Quiet you!

Robert is seen walking through the futuristic doors.
Looking traumatized.

Robert
I coughed in the shower and some mechanical arms popped out and went straight down my gullet.
On the plus side my throat and lungs feel cleaner.

Fry
So you're from the twentieth century too?

Robert
I was in New York...

2010 Flashback sequence Applied Cryogenics Night

The date March 31st 2010 is seen on screen.

Robert and a girl are fooling around.
Robert chases the girl, the girl giggles and hides behind a Cryogenics tube.

Robert (voice over)
I was on holiday in America when I met this girl, she decided it'll be fun to go do it in random places.

Int planet express day

Fry
I've been there!

Leela blushes

2010 Flashback sequence Applied Cryogenics Night

Fry is seen frozen in a cryogenics tube amongst the others.
On the end of a row of cryogenics tubes, one containing Fry, another containing Bender from Bender's Big Score stands an un occupied tube with it's door wide open.

Girl
Come and get me!

She moves behind the open cryogenics tube.
Robert stands in front of the open cryogenics tube.

Robert (giggling)
Wheeeeerrrreee are yoooooooouu???

Girl (giggling)
I'm right heeeeeerrrrreeeeeeeee...

The Girl moves out from behind the open Cryogenics Tube, behind Robert.

Girl
Let's do it in here!

She pushes Robert into the cryogenics tube.
The door slams shut with the force and the timer reads 1, 000 years.

Snd EFX vacuumed seal
Snd EFX digital beeps



Robert is startled then is seen getting instantly frozen.
The Girl screams and runs away.

Int planet express day

Fry
So you we're going to get some then you got frozen?

Robert
Yeah.

Fry
Ouch!
So what's your name?

Robert
It's Robert.

(To be continued)

Fry
What year you from?

Robert
Two thousand and ten.

Fry
Two thousand...
Two thousand and ten!?
Wait a minute!
That's not the twentieth century!
That's the twenty first century!

Robert
Yeah, I know.
What's up with everyone saying I'm from the twentieth century?
Sure, I was born in it an' all...
Say, what year is it anyway?

Leela
It's three thousand and nine.

Robert Gasps

Robert
Oh my god!
My visa ran out nine hundred and ninety nine years ago!

Fry
Your visa?

Robert
Yes, my visa!
I was only allowed in your country for three months!
For holiday purposes only, I'm actually from the UK.

Fry
Never heard of it.

Robert
Great Britain.

Fry
Oh!
That place.
So that's why the British Museum wanted you?

Robert
The British Museum wanted me?

Fry
Yeah.
We were supposed to ship you to London.

Robert
You mean you were deporting me?

Fry
No, The British Museum's on Earth.

Robert
Wha?

Leela stands up and walks over to Robert.

Leela
Okay, okay, I'm sure Robert's had enough excitement for one day.
Hi, I'm Leela, over there is Fry.

Fry smiling and waving.

Fry
Hello.

Leela
He's from the twentieth century too.

Robert
Twenty first century.

Leela
Whatever.
This is Bender, Amy and The Professor.

Camera pans across the table left to right.
Bender belches a flame.

Bender
Pardon me.

Amy
Hello.

Pan to the right of Leela and Robert standing to reveal the professor drooling.

Time passes

Int Planet Express Day
Robert is seen  sitting at the table between Fry and Leela
sitting next to Fry is Bender, sitting next to Leela is Amy.
The Professor is seen sitting at the head of the table.

Robert
So this is the year three thousand?

Leela
Three thousand and nine!

Robert
Whatever.

Robert looking at Bender

Robert
And you're a robot?

Bender
I was the last time I checked.
Wait, let me do another systems check, just to be sure.

Bender shuts his visor
Then re-opens it again

Bender
Hahahahaha.
I'm just messing with ya!
Of course I'm a robot!

Amy
And I'm from Mars!

Robert
You're from Mars?

Amy
No Guh!

Robert looking at Leela.

Robert
Are you a Martian too?

Leela
Nope, Earthican.

Robert
Earthican?

Leela
It means I'm from Earth.

Robert
Oh!
You were born here?
Were your parents from Mars?

Amy
Mine were.

Leela
No, no.
I'm a mutant.

Robert
Oh...
That explains the eye.
And you're from the twentieth century?

Robert looks at Fry.

Fry
Yup!

Dr. Zoidberg walks in through the futuristic doors.

Camera focuses on Dr. Zoidberg who is off model wearing a Fishy Joe's Bucket on his head amongst his usual apparel.
Camera slowly pans up and down Dr. Zoidberg.

Int Planet Express Day
Robert is seen sitting at the table.

Robert
I don't want to know.

Pan to the head of the table where The Professor can be seen sitting.

The Professor
Oh, that's just harmless Doctor Zoidberg.

(To be continued)

That's the tedious intergration of Robert into the Futurama universe pretty much out the way. biggrin.gif tounge.gif

Dr. Zoidberg
Hello!

Dr. Zoidberg turns around and walks out of the futuristic doors.

Leela
We need to get you processed.

Robert
Huh?

Leela
You're in luck, it was my job counseling defrostys.
We'll get you a job and see if you have any decedents in the thirty first century.

Robert
I still can't believe it.
Everybody I've ever known are all dead!

Leela
That's why we need to get you processed.

Robert
Because everybody I know is dead?

Leela
No, so you'll find it easier adjusting to society.

Robert
Oh.

Leela
I'm going to call my old boss and explain to him what happened.

Leela  holds up her arm and presses a button on her wrist thingy.


Snd EFX digital beep


Leela
I'll just give Applied Cryogenics a call...

Leela's Wrist Thingy
You have one unplayed message.

Leela
Play.

Hermes
What in the name of Bob Marley's head happened to your package to London?
I demand to see you in my office immediately!

Leela presses a button on her wrist thingy.

Snd EFX digital beep




Leela
Oh shoot!
I have to go see Hermes.
Fry, Bender, could you take Robert down to the Cryogenics Lab for me.
Please?
I'll meet you guys down there once I'm finished being penalized.

Fry
Sure, no problem.

Bender
Well...
Since you did say please.

Leela
Great!
Hopefully Hermes won't take too long shouting at me.

Ext Streets of New New York Day

Fry, Bender and Robert are seen walking down the streets of New New York.

Fry
So Robert, now you're in the future, there are all sorts of things you can do.

Robert
Like what?

Fry
You can go to the moon, see distant stars and have your picture taken with any celebrity's head.

Robert
Really?

Fry
Oh yeah.
There's tons of stuff you can now do in the future.
Like if you like listening to music, you can listen to hours of it, all from the comfort of your own pocket!

Fry pulls an IPod out of his pocket and hands it to Robert.

Robert
We had these for quite a while back in two thousand and ten.

Fry
Really?

Robert hands the IPod back to Fry
Bender looks across the street panning to a group of Hookerbots seen on the other side.
Camera focuses on Bender's upper body, his eyes extend out.

Bender
Yowl!
The new Sexatron nine thousand is out.
I bet she knows how to please a man bot such as myself.

Cut to Fry, Bender and Robert on the streets of New New York

Robert
A hooker?
Aren't you afraid you might catch something!?

Bender
Nah, it's okay.
I've got virus protection.

Fry, Bender and Robert continue to walk past the Hookerbots, they get to the end of the street, the camera pans out and a tall building is revealed. Seen on the front of this building are huge neon letters that read Applied Cryogenics.

Fry
We're here!

Cut to behind Fry, Bender and Robert. Zoom in on behind Robert's head looking up, camera pans up the building. Underneath the neon writing seen on the building is a smaller sign that reads Welcoming you to the world of tomorrow, today.

(To be continued)

Int Applied Cryogenics Hall Day
Elevator doors at the start of the hall way open and Fry Bender and Robert step out to walk down the hall with several doors. One of the doors is clearly marked Auction Room.

Fry, Bender and Robert walk past the camera that's focused on the Auction Room door.

Auctioneer
What are my bids for this fine specimen from the twenty fourth century?
Original organs still in their original packaging.
Do I hear five dollars?

Professor Wernstrum
I bid five dollars!

Int Ipgee's Office Day
Ipgee is seen sitting at his desk working on a computer.


SND EFX Digital Noise



Ipgee
Come in.

Futuristic doors open and Fry, Bender and Robert walk through them.

Ipgee
Well hello mister Fry!
I regret to inform you that you are four years late for work, plus I've had to redecorate your office in your long, unexplained absence.

Fry
Hi, sorry.
Leela meant to call you.
We've got this unfrozen guy from the twenty first century here and we need to use your Probealator to help him track down his family.

Ipgee
Why of course!

Ipgee looks on his computer screen.

Ipgee
I'm afraid it's in use right now.
You gentlemen will have to wait.

Robert
What's a Probealator?

Ipgee
Take a seat in the waiting room.

Int Applied Cryogenics Waiting Room Day

Fry, Bender and Robert are seen sitting in the waiting room.
An apathetic worker is seen reading a magazine behind a window.

Robert
I don't know what to say.
The future seems so cold and disturbing, not one bit how I imagined it.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

Robert stands up and walks out of the waiting room.

Bender
Someone's being awfully dramatic.

Fry
Cut the poor guy some slack, for him, this morning was last night, in two thousand and ten!
He was just going to get some luvin', then the next thing he knows, bam!
It's daylight and he's laying in a freezer tube out on the streets, a thousand years later.

Bender
So?

Fry
So you don't understand Bender.
I know what it's like to be in his shoes.

Bender
No you don't.

Leela walks into the waiting room.

Leela
I'm here now, where's Robert?

Fry
He went to the Bathroom.

Leela
Is he alright?

Fry
I guess so.

Int Applied Cryogenics Bathroom Day

Robert is seen looking at himself in the bathroom mirror.

Robert
Oh god!
This is a nightmare!
That stupid B...
   I can't even bring myself to say it!
There I was!
Three thousand miles from home and having a ball happily enjoying my holiday.
I was having the time of my life!
Then that hussy I met at the Dairy Queen pushed me into that bloody thing,
and now look at me!
One thousand years from home!
My brother, my brothers!
And my sisters!
My parents and my nan!
All dead!
They're all dead!
Even my baby niece is dust!
Ahhhh!
I don't think I can take this!
That stupid girl.
That Stu-pid girl!
I hate her!

Robert cries out

Robert
What has she done to me!
I hate her!
She ruined my life!
Oh god I hate her!

Robert takes in a deep breath.
And starts blubbering into the mirror

Robert
I hate her so much!
And now she's dead!
Oh god!
Everyone I know are all dead!
This is the worst day of my life!

Robert lowers his head and sulks into the sink.

Robert
I want my family.

He looks up to see Fry in the Bathroom mirror.
He turns around to look at Fry, wiping away his tears.

Fry
You ready?

Robert
Yeah, I.
I just got a little bit of soap caught my eyes, I'll be fine.

Fry smiles at Robert

Fry
It's time.

Robert
Okay.

Robert and Fry walk out of the Bathroom.

Int Applied Cryogenics Waiting Room Day

Leela and Bender are standing in the waiting room.
Fry and Robert walk in.
The apathetic worker is seen behind a window.

Robert
Hey Leela.

Leela
Sup?

Apathetic Worker
You can go through to the Probealator now.

(To be continued)

Applied Cryogenics Probealator Room Day

Robert is seen floating on the Probealator naked.
He has a worried expression on his face

Cut to Fry and Leela sitting next to the Probealator's controls.

Leela
Now you may feel some discomfort.

Cut to Robert's eyes seen bulging out.

Cut to Fry and Leela sitting next to the Probealator's controls.

Leela
Relax.

She turns a dial on the Probealator's control panel.


Snd EFX Power Drill



Robert
Aaaaarrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwit!
Rude boy!

The power drill sound stops.

Cut to Robert seen looking traumatized floating on the Probealator.

Cut to Fry and Leela at the Probelator control panel.

Leela
Just a second.


Snd Efx Microwave Bell Chime Once



She turns the Dial

Snd Efx Power Drill
Snd Efx Electric Charge



Robert
YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

The power drill and electric charge sounds stop.

Cut to Robert looking even more traumatized.

Leela
Alright, It's complete.
You can put your clothes back on now.

Bender comes into the shot and knock's Robert off the Probealator.

Robert
Ow!

Bender jumps onto the Probealator table and is seen floating where Robert was floating.

Bender
My turn!

Int Applied Cryogenics Room Sunset

Leela and Fry are at a desk with a computer and printer.
Robert is sitting at a chair wearing trousers, seen putting his T-shirt on and then his socks.
In the background a drill can be heard with electric shocks.
Bender is heard laughing in the background.

Leela
You have seven hundred, sixty three known decedents alive in the thirty first century.


Snd Efx digital beep



Leela
Make that seven hundred, sixty two, and a half.

Robert
Well I was the youngest out of eleven children.

Leela
Figures.
We'll just narrow it down for you and find out, out of all of these is closely related to you.

The printer prints out a piece of paper with Mom's face on it
The power drill and electric charge sounds stop.

Leela and Fry gasp.

Leela & Fry
Mom!?

Robert
Mum?

The printer prints out another piece of paper with someone else's face on it.

Leela
Oh sorry, my mistake.
This is your real great great great

Int Applied Cryogenics Room Night

Leela
Great great grand nephew.

Robert
That's good, but he looks nothing like me.
Can I get another pick of the seven hundred and sixty?

Leela
You know, with such a wide margin of decedents, I woulda thought you'll be happy.

Robert
I guess your right.
I'll take him.

Leela
That's great.
Now here's the job the computer says you'll be best suited for.

Leela turns the computer screen around to view.
On it reads Lead Guitarist/Sitcom Writer

Robert
That doesn't look so bad.

Leela
Give me your hand.

She gets a career chip and inserts it into the device.
Robert holds out his arm giving his hand to Leela who peirces the chip into it.


Snd EFX Staple Gun



Robert
Ouch!
Now I can't play guitar no more!

Leela
Yes you can.

Robert moves his hand around moving his fingers.

Robert
Hmmm, I guess you're right.

Fry
So now you're all set.

Bender walks in through a set of futuristic doors.

Bender
She's still got it.

Ext Outside Applied Cryogenics Night

Leela, Fry, Robert and Bender are seen standing outside the building.
Bender's arm extends out to snatch a wallet from Robert's back pocket.
Bender chuckles

Leela
I guess you'll want to spend time with your nephew now.

Robert
I don't really want to.

Leela
I think you should.

Fry
Yeah, I think you should too, you may even get to like the little guy.

Robert
Well okay.

Leela grabs Bender's arm and put it in an arm lock forcing Robert's stolen wallet out of Bender's chest cavity.

Bender
Hey!
Ow!

Leela
He's very sorry!

Bender
Ow!

Leela
Say it!

Bender
I'm very sorry!

Leela lets go of Bender.

Bender
Very sorry you're ugly!
Hahahahaha!

Robert picks up his wallet and looks inside.

Cut to a close up of Robert's hands looking through the wallet.
Inside the wallet are Condoms, Money and an ATM Card.

Robert takes the condoms out of the wallet and throws the wallet to the ground.

Robert
I won't be needing that out of date money anyway.

Fry picks up the wallet and takes out Robert's ATM card.

Fry
Wait a minute, I know this bank.

Robert
You do?

Fry
Hey yeah, there's a branch over on Pieth Avenue that's always open next to that doughnut place.
It's right by the stock exchange.
Why don't we see if your account's still open.

Robert
Okay.

Int Bank Night

Robert, Fry, Leela and Bender are seen standing at a window in the bank.
Behind the window is a teller.
Robert gives the teller his ATM card.

Robert
I've had this account since I was in school, in the twenty first century.

Bank Teller
Do you still remember your details?

Robert
Yeah.

A computer keyboard comes up out of the counter in front of Robert.

Bank Teller
Alright Mr. Burrows.
Type in all your details here, including password, home address and mother's maiden name.

Robert types into the keyboard.

Bank Teller
Okay Mr. Burrows, with a balance of three hundred pounds, seventeen pence...

Robert has a smile on his face.

Robert
You guys remember me.

Bank Teller
... Plus nine hundred and ninety nine years of interest at various rates through out history, your new balance is nine hundred thousand trillion dollars.

Bender gasps and is seen fainting with his eyes rolling back and falling backwards out of shot.
Robert's smile turns into chattering teeth and manic behavior.

Robert
Ahhhhhhh, HAHAHAHA, Yes!
Oh god yes!

Robert turns to Leela and Fry seen standing behind him in shock.

Robert
That's still a lot right?

Leela
Uh huh.

Robert is seen with the world's biggest smile on his face.

Fry
With that amount of money, you actually own more than Mom!

Leela
And she's the universes richest woman.

Robert
I love this bank!
I love the future!

Leela
And you get to work as a lead guitarist slash sitcom writer.

Robert
I love my life!

Camera pans over Leela, Fry and Robert, Bender is seen passed out laying on the bank's floor.
Robert looks up to the camera.

Robert
Thank God Allah Buddha I met that hussy!

The End.


Done smile.gif
That was fun.
I hope you liked my story/script.
(And just for the record, If I do choose to write anymore of these, I won't be bringing Robert back)



QUOTE (ilovebender.com;319579)
Bender Buys The Farm

A short story based on Futurama
Written by ilovebender.com








"Bender?"
"Bender!"
"Speak to me buddy!"
"Come on!"
"Speak to me buddy!"
"Come on!"
"This isn't funny!"
"Bender!"
"Wake up!"
"Speak to me buddy!"
"This isn't funny!"
A worried Fry frantically says, shaking a lifeless Bending Unit that he befriended many years ago and considered to be like a brother from another mother board.
A Bending Unit he would fondly call Bender.
Over come with emotion, he cries out a final
"Bender!!!"
Laying Bender's cold metal body back on to the couch.
Where not 2 minutes prior to that very moment in time, Bender and Fry were happily sitting, thinking up new
ways to spend their time that very morning.
He looks up, noticing a lack of ceiling in the room and cries out
"Nooooooooooo!"
Sobbing as if he were a 'widow in the mourning', mourning the sudden loss of her dearly departed husband (or other half), right before her Breakfast Bot bought her her morning's helping of Kellogg's Corn Flakes.
... Fry cries with devastation.

Leela casually walks into the room and asks.
"What'you guys doin'?"
"Insurance fraud."
Happily answers Fry.
Bender sits up to life saying
"No one's ever going to believe that!"
"People are going to think that you hated me, judgeing by that poor performance you just gave!"
"I'm sorry Bender."
"I'll try harder next time."
Fry answers looking down in to his own chest.
"I only signed up for acting classes three weeks ago."
Looking rather glum, Fry looks up at Leela, instantly feeling like his happy usual self.
Leela looks at Fry and wonders why he would ever be so willing to participate in yet another one of Bender's evil schemes, that she herself wonders, just how evil these schemes, that Bender keeps on comming up with, really are anyway?
"I'm helping Bender with his life insurance fraud."
Fry says only to further explain that he had nothing to do all morning and that he had grown bored and hungry waiting for his Kellogg's Corn Flakes to arrive when Bender asked if he'd help him make 'Bender's death' seem some-what convincible to any suspicious member of an unsuspecting public who should happen to bare witness to his charade, or not.

Wheels of a Breakfast Bot roll into the room and park right in front of Fry, managing to crash only once into the coffee table.
"It's about time!"
Fry says smiling, eager to eat.
Leela picks up one of the flyers that the Breakfast Bot has on it's side, in a little wrack.
The meals on wheels places Fry's Kellogg's Corn Flakes on top of it's self ready for Fry to eat.
Leela reading the flyer out loud.
"Farm for sale."
"Farm for sale!"
Bender reacts, turning his attention to Leela and the flyer with in her hands.
Arms of a Bending Unit race across the room to snatch a flyer from out of an unsuspecting cyclops' hands only to be retracted back to their menacing source, only to moments later process and spell check a flyer that the Bending Unit took whislt at the very same time making an unsuspecting cyclops go
"Hey!"
Just as those arms snatched the flyer from out of 'said  poor cyclops' very own  'said unsuspecting hands.
"Hey!"
Leela says, as she is startled by Bender.
"Don't you know it's rude to snatch?"
Leela says displeased with Bender.
Bender mimics her
"Don't you know is-me-my-mo-ma-mem to BLAH BLAH BLAH whatever the hell you just said!?"
Bender gasps
"I've always wanted a farm, and for ONLY 5 CENTS!"
"I'm sure there's a catch, but who cares?"

And before you know it, time passes and Bender is out in a field on Bender's recently aquired farm where  Bender happily parties with Hookerbots whilst many are seen  happily gambling and having a ball, except Doctor Zoidberg, who can't afford to gamble on Bender's farm. However, no one at the party with Breakfast Bots, forced to roll around and wait on all the guests wrack and wheel, spare one minute's thought to the poor CEO of a bankrupt real estate and loan company as he steps into a Suicide Booth back in New New York City and says
"One please."








The
End.

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Posted 29 February 2012 - 03:37 PM

Haha, haven't read it all yet but it's better than I thought it would be. Loved Fry's "Oh snap!". Good job man.

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Posted 29 February 2012 - 05:06 PM

I read the whole of the Robert one. That was really f*cking good! I'm a huge Futurama fan and I could definitely picture it all in my head and it all seemed believable, like it could happen in a real episode. Overall it was funny and it made me laugh a few times. You should be really be proud of that, it must have taken you ages. 10/10 From me. Really great job mate icon14.gif icon14.gif icon14.gif

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Posted 29 February 2012 - 05:31 PM Edited by ilovebender.com, 29 February 2012 - 05:37 PM.

To be honest, my name is Robert, 'that was me.'
I just wrote myself into Futurama and, that was easy, and fun too.
I wrote 'that Robert one' New Episode post by post, and, it had readers and got quite a good feed back, so I wasn't double posting or anything like that, I remember I had a rough idea of the story and a gag or 2 I wanted to use. in 2009.

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Posted 15 March 2012 - 10:18 AM

I can really see myself watching an episode of Futurama that you wrote.

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Posted 23 March 2012 - 01:54 AM

It's formatted alright. I can get the gist of the show, I've seen it a fair few times. But maybe try posting just one of the scripts instead of cramming them altogether. Nobody wants to read five or six Fanfic scripts at once, the writing is good and you've got dialogue going on. But not many people are really interested in Futurama fanfics, and you'd cut half the battle if you laid out one script, fully formatted. People would immediately give this a read with better presentation.

All in all it's not bad, just don't post so much in a single post. icon14.gif




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