|QUOTE (Forty @ Monday, Feb 20 2012, 01:34)|
It is nigh impossible to quantify the entertainment value of going batsh*t kooky with one's sexual exploits. Some of my most treasured and fun experiences were the most adventurous, and you learn a lot about yourself when you free your mind of its inhibitions and just get f*cking weird. You can learn a lot about the other person, as well. I have learned over the years that it is far less common that you will freak someone out in bed than it is you will awaken something in them that enjoys what you're doing. Who cares? Toe-f*ck her. Jizz on her face and then punch her in the nose. Make her smell her own butthole. Throw caution to the wind.
Also, for the explorers out there, a new position I'm working on that I have yet to try: The Houdini.
Set a girl up near a window and start f*cking her doggy style. When she is in the throws, quickly pull out and have your friend slip in to her from behind without her seeing, then go outside the window and wave at her. BOOM! Houdini!
Houdini... awesome f*cking idea. I've thought up a few that I haven't tried yet either. One I call the anonymous Eiffel Tower involves a woman halfway through a wall or some sort of divider with one dude on one end and another dude on the other end. It'd be a good work around for those not into two dudes on one chick.
Another one, The Sexorcist, involves having a hydraulic system hooked up to a bed. The dude is strapped onto the mattress and the woman rides cowgirl trying to stay on. Not so sure I'd try this one though in fear of a broken cock.
As far as other good locations go, I can't forget to throw backyard sex out there. Night time front yard sex is great too so long as you're not on a busy street. One time I boned a chick on someone's roof which was an insane rush from the fear of falling, the fear of being caught and the thrill of getting off all at once. Heck I'd even like to try f*cking in the crawl space under someone's house at some point, so long as it's in the winter time so there won't be bugs and sh*t crawling about.