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Nitesh002
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#1

Posted 18 February 2012 - 11:04 AM

So, as the title says you post any dialogue from any missions you find funny, impressive etc.

Simple rules to follow:
1. When you post a quote give the name of the mission, name of the mission designer and preferably the link to the mission. Here's a small simple code you can use, however you can use any other way you like as long as it has the mission name, designer name and quote:
CODE

From [URL=Mission link]Mission name[/URL]:

[QUOTE=Mission designer]Quote here[/QUOTE]


2. All other forum rules. (No spamming, flaming etc etc)

Have fun quoting. biggrin.gif

(Sorry for not starting with a quote myself, can't remember any as of now.)

Stromae
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Posted 18 February 2012 - 11:13 AM

Mission: The Scars
From: Kidnapped
By: Jimmy_Leppard


Guard: Are you on the guest list?
Alex: No. (hits the guard in the face)

NothingSpecial
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#3

Posted 18 February 2012 - 11:51 AM

Mission: Start Of The Line
From: Denise's Stories
By: NothingSpecial (that's me)


Tenpenny: Well, well, well... what we've got here, boys?
Denise: What do you want from me, Ten Penises?!
Pulaski: How dare you say that to Offi-

Jimmy_Leppard
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#4

Posted 18 February 2012 - 03:52 PM

Mission: Black line
From: The Runaway
By: Jimmy_Leppard (Me biggrin.gif)

Jeff Parker (To Gordon Case): You know, I could torture you in 100 different ways and nobody would hear you scream. My patience has boundaries, so I highly suggest you to start talking, asshole.

Alan Eastwood
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#5

Posted 18 February 2012 - 04:03 PM

Mission: Bang! You're death!
From: Gangster 4 Life
By: TheXProyect (Me cool.gif)

Pablo: Surprise motherf*cka! (Pablo shoots Shane and Eric)

Stromae
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#6

Posted 03 March 2012 - 09:17 PM Edited by ThaBoY, 03 March 2012 - 09:56 PM.

Mission: The Red Sweater
From: Grove4life: Kings of LS
By: ThaBoY (Me lol.gif )

Boss: Then it's time for fase one of operation alpha.
Agent: I thought it was called "Plan Alfa".
Boss: We don't pay you to think (kills the agent)


Btw, we only quote from our own missions mercie_blink.gif

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#7

Posted 06 March 2012 - 02:10 PM

Mission: When the Good Things Go Bad
From: Gangster and The Army
By: lee_atsugai (me)

George: Look! I have a gun here!
Owner: Look what i got!
George: F*CK!!

guib
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#8

Posted 06 March 2012 - 04:59 PM Edited by guib, 06 March 2012 - 05:05 PM.

Mission: Forget about it!
From: Buysag
By: Guib (me)

Rick: sh*t, you're mad!!
Donnie: Hey, forget about it!!!

Shiva.
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#9

Posted 22 July 2012 - 01:48 AM

We should keep this topic alive so I have no choice rather than to bump it.
Mission Name: I don't remember the name but it's a mission from S.A. Noire.
By: Alifjenius.
John: So... ? Where's the sky?
Sky: Sorry lads, I just came out from the toilet.
DYOM Player, Prepare for time travel
2 years ago

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#10

Posted 22 July 2012 - 09:57 AM Edited by xGhostx, 22 July 2012 - 10:01 AM.

Mission Name: Peace and Blood
From: The Chronicles of John Secronom
By: Secronom President

Vladimir : Time for some relax mission, John. After all, you deserve it.
John : What relax mission? Killing 100 guys with my fist?

caio3771
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Posted 22 July 2012 - 01:22 PM Edited by caio3771, 23 July 2012 - 01:02 PM.

Mission name; The heist
From; The Heist
By: -S-hark21

Manager: Who are you?
Walter: I'm your hell!
and Walter Shoots the Manager

Be Kowalski
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#12

Posted 23 July 2012 - 10:04 AM

Mission name: 1, 2, 3 Lets go!
From: Gangster 4 Life
By: TheXProyect

Shane: Johnny?! Help me!
Enemy: No one is going to save you.
Johnny: Saaay hello to my little friend!!!!


What can I say? I luv Scarface. die.gif sneaky2.gif




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