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Poll: Who would you f*ck? (274 member(s) have cast votes)

Who would you f*ck?

  1. Mallorie Bardas (30 votes [13.89%])

    Percentage of vote: 13.89%

  2. Carmen Ortiz (16 votes [7.41%])

    Percentage of vote: 7.41%

  3. Alex Chilton (16 votes [7.41%])

    Percentage of vote: 7.41%

  4. Kiki Jenkins (16 votes [7.41%])

    Percentage of vote: 7.41%

  5. Karen aka 'Michelle' (31 votes [14.35%])

    Percentage of vote: 14.35%

  6. Elizabeta Torres (10 votes [4.63%])

    Percentage of vote: 4.63%

  7. Ashley Butler (5 votes [2.31%])

    Percentage of vote: 2.31%

  8. Kate McReary (11 votes [5.09%])

    Percentage of vote: 5.09%

  9. Gracie Ancelotti (20 votes [9.26%])

    Percentage of vote: 9.26%

  10. Joni (at Maisonette 9) (54 votes [25.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 25.00%

  11. Margot (4 votes [1.85%])

    Percentage of vote: 1.85%

  12. Marta (in TLAD) (3 votes [1.39%])

    Percentage of vote: 1.39%

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Miamivicecity
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#61

Posted 21 January 2012 - 10:22 AM

QUOTE (cidamelo @ Saturday, Jan 21 2012, 16:14)
Linki I don't know... he is a prick, but I have this feeling! tounge2.gif
Miamivicecity are you crazy? Roman is ridiculous!! lol.gif

Sarcasm isn't translated very well over the interwebz.

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#62

Posted 22 January 2012 - 11:12 AM

Hmmm.... Margot ^^

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#63

Posted 22 January 2012 - 11:12 AM

joni ofcourse. when you already cum 3 hours ago , shes still doing you D: biggrin.gif

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#64

Posted 23 January 2012 - 05:19 PM

Defo Carmen

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#65

Posted 23 January 2012 - 11:22 PM

Speaking of Carmen. I read somewhere that she gets turned on by having the cops after you. So on the first date, I fired off my gun. She got scared and left. I contacted her again and was late for the second date (lol).

Third try, we went out three times (finally got inside on the third date). Then on the fourth, I thought maybe she was comfortable enough that I could fire a gun again. She got scared again, left, then dumped me like two days later.

Bitch! I'm gonna date Alex now ph34r.gif

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#66

Posted 23 January 2012 - 11:25 PM Edited by SWOT, 23 January 2012 - 11:29 PM.

QUOTE (BohanThug @ Monday, Jan 23 2012, 23:22)
Speaking of Carmen. I read somewhere that she gets turned on by having the cops after you. So on the first date, I fired off my gun. She got scared and left. I contacted her again and was late for the second date (lol).

Third try, we went out three times (finally got inside on the third date). Then on the fourth, I thought maybe she was comfortable enough that I could fire a gun again. She got scared again, left, then dumped me like two days later.

Bitch! I'm gonna date Alex now  ph34r.gif

no she only likes it if u do something minor to get the police after u, not kill someone

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#67

Posted 24 January 2012 - 04:35 AM

Packie.

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#68

Posted 24 January 2012 - 06:56 AM

Their was something about Michelle aka Karen. Their was something about her that turns me on like a muther f*cker i dunno why. I guess it's because she betrays you i enjoy f*cking her that much more because she has no choice but to take my muthaf*cking dick because shes a muthaf*cking snitch

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#69

Posted 24 January 2012 - 12:05 PM

Who was that really young chick in iv ? You know that mission in iv where eliziba says '' sound yourself with coke and the assholes will soon follow '' who's the young chick dancing with Elizaba ? I swear she looks 15 max But shes a cutie ? Can anyone shead any light or am i just a sleeze seeing what i want to see ? This has allways puzzled me.

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#70

Posted 24 January 2012 - 05:02 PM

QUOTE (Cole Phelps Gta @ Tuesday, Jan 24 2012, 12:05)
Who was that really young chick in iv ? You know that mission in iv where eliziba says '' sound yourself with coke and the assholes will soon follow '' who's the young chick dancing with Elizaba ? I swear she looks 15 max But shes a cutie ? Can anyone shead any light or am i just a sleeze seeing what i want to see ? This has allways puzzled me.

That woman dancing with Elizabetha is none other than Carmen Ortiz.

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#71

Posted 29 January 2012 - 08:54 PM

I would totally do it with Kiki

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#72

Posted 03 April 2013 - 03:45 PM

Toss between Joni and Carmen really..

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#73

Posted 03 April 2013 - 04:24 PM

Joni. No question.

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#74

Posted 03 April 2013 - 04:31 PM

Joni in the game is pretty sexy (dialog wise) really liked the voice actress and judging by the artwork she'd be amazing if she was a real person tounge.gif

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#75

Posted 03 April 2013 - 04:40 PM

QUOTE (Zee @ Friday, Dec 30 2011, 12:25)
QUOTE (Deadly Target @ Friday, Dec 30 2011, 03:26)
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I'm gonna have to say Joni as well. She serms like the wild type, which I like!

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Dear God that is frightening.

I think i'll have nightmares now. No doubt that is Jeff The Killer's Girlfriend.

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#76

Posted 03 April 2013 - 05:50 PM

QUOTE (VoiceoftheVoiceless @ Wednesday, Apr 3 2013, 16:40)
I think i'll have nightmares now. No doubt that is Jeff The Killer's Girlfriend.

This is the Joni I was on about (and I'm pretty sure the rest of us were too) user posted image

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#77

Posted 03 April 2013 - 06:04 PM Edited by Official General, 03 April 2013 - 06:26 PM.

Kate McCreary. I'd like to bust her virginity with a bang, tear her ass up real good icon14.gif

@ BohanThug

Lol, I did a similar thing. I was out on a date with Michelle (Karen) in Hove Beach, and I got into altercation with some guys and I fired my gun at them, which resulted in a gunfight with me and some Russian thugs. She promptly ended the date right there and then, she got out of my car and ran off, saying something like, "I don't want a part of this madness". It took a few more phone calls to win her back again, and when we met again, she said, "you better not bring that gangster stuff with you" or something like that. It was funny to see.

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#78

Posted 04 April 2013 - 07:21 AM

There needs to be a Meet 'n F*ck: GTA IV edition from what I see from this thread.

If you're looking up Meet 'n F*ck, I'd suggest you start with Kingdom. Its very NSFW though...

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#79

Posted 04 April 2013 - 11:44 AM

I have a weird thing for Mallorie. Please, don't judge me. smile.gif

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#80

Posted 04 April 2013 - 12:13 PM

Joni

LOL.

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#81

Posted 06 April 2013 - 10:42 PM

I would totally f*ck Mallorie.

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#82

Posted 07 April 2013 - 08:53 AM

ashley if she gets herself fixed up a bit biggrin.gif but otherwise candy suxxx biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

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#83

Posted 07 April 2013 - 03:46 PM

I would f*ck Packie tounge.gif

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 03:47 PM

Calm down Mr. Horny.

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#85

Posted 07 April 2013 - 03:49 PM

He's just so hot and I love his personality inlove.gif

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 03:54 PM

QUOTE (VProductions @ Sunday, Apr 7 2013, 11:49)
He's just so hot and I love his personality inlove.gif

Your therapist has alot to answer for...

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#87

Posted 07 April 2013 - 03:54 PM

Mallorie tbhq.

I would Joni, but her in-game model barf8bd.gif

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 04:15 PM

Elizabeta. More cushion bla bla. But imagine her screams as she grinds her sweaty body on you... tounge.gif

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#89

Posted 08 April 2013 - 12:36 AM

Packie's not a bad looker.

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#90

Posted 08 April 2013 - 04:03 PM

Carmen. inlove.gif




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