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Superhomo123
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#1

Posted 17 December 2011 - 11:18 PM

PLEASE DO NOT LOCK, this is just some extremly believable rumors.
I talked to a friend of mine, his father has a friend who knows a guy that had sex with a girl that has got a brother that went to a party and met a guy and that guys brother has got a dog that plays with another dog sometimes, and that dogs owner works at rockstar.
So anyways, my friend told me this:
The main character is a man
You can steal cars
You can shoot and kill people
The main character has got hair
There are some places in the game and you can go wherever you want on the map
There are black people in the game
Sometimes you can see a chinese or two
There are three different speeds at foot, walking, jogging and sprinting
My penis is hard every morning
There are cops and if they see you commit a crime they will try to arrest you
You attain stars when you are wnted, at most you get 6 stars
The cops have cars
Most of the cars had got 4 weels but some of them has got more
There are bikes
You can jump
You are not alone in the city, rockstar has out pedestrians in this game to
Gta is three letters
V means 5 in latin or something
And the thing everyone has been waiting for, the gamechanging sh*t, if you dont take care of your healt, exercising and eating good and stuff like that, the maincharacter will get zits and become obese and you will not be able to run and people will avlid you, but this comes with a pretty funny minigame, its called zitpopper and its about popping your disgusting pimples.

xcroptic
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#2

Posted 17 December 2011 - 11:22 PM

... why?

Jesse92
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#3

Posted 17 December 2011 - 11:22 PM

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CrowBarZ
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#4

Posted 17 December 2011 - 11:23 PM Edited by CrowBarZ, 17 December 2011 - 11:26 PM.

Not sure if stupid or just trolling...Maybe both.

gtav876
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#5

Posted 17 December 2011 - 11:23 PM

Finally new info.

locolow2011
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#6

Posted 17 December 2011 - 11:27 PM

Seems legit......

PowerKracker
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#7

Posted 17 December 2011 - 11:30 PM

Too legit to quit.

DlZZEE
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#8

Posted 17 December 2011 - 11:31 PM

QUOTE (locolow2011 @ Saturday, Dec 17 2011, 23:27)
Seems legit......

This isn't funny guys it's just lame and childish.

Superhomo123
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#9

Posted 17 December 2011 - 11:32 PM

Not trolling guys this sounds real to
Me but you never know tere are some sick creatures in this world man, we are lost, tupac, bob marley and martin l king is more needed now than ever

szmty
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#10

Posted 17 December 2011 - 11:32 PM

ib4tl!
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jalaldinho
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#11

Posted 17 December 2011 - 11:33 PM

I just threw up

suorange
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#12

Posted 17 December 2011 - 11:34 PM

Wow this is great news!

GTA-Addicted
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#13

Posted 17 December 2011 - 11:34 PM

Can't be true !
Source ?

ko3219
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#14

Posted 17 December 2011 - 11:35 PM

Ha very funny

Hove Beach
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#15

Posted 17 December 2011 - 11:36 PM

I like the fact that when a serious topic is made but it might have been discussed just briefly somewhere on this forum people start attacking the guy as if he's murdered someone but when someone posts this kind of crap no ones says a thing, guess it was just that stupid cmon superhomo

CryptReaperDorian
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#16

Posted 17 December 2011 - 11:42 PM

This guy obviously works for R*.


Let's spam his inbox!

Superhomo123
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#17

Posted 17 December 2011 - 11:45 PM

QUOTE (Hove Beach @ Saturday, Dec 17 2011, 23:36)
I like the fact that when a serious topic is made but it might have been discussed just briefly somewhere on this forum people start attacking the guy as if he's murdered someone but when someone posts this kind of crap no ones says a thing, guess it was just that stupid cmon superhomo

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05-BROCKY-05
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#18

Posted 17 December 2011 - 11:47 PM

Now im excited.

CrowBarZ
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#19

Posted 17 December 2011 - 11:48 PM

Obviously the person who made this topic is wanting attention, and I don't understand how this hasn't been locked yet. Where is a facepalm emoticon when you need one?

leyja
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#20

Posted 17 December 2011 - 11:56 PM

to the original poster whatsthat.gif suicidal.gif

Ryan2501
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#21

Posted 17 December 2011 - 11:58 PM

I'll alert CNN

tenpennyisplainevil
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#22

Posted 18 December 2011 - 12:01 AM

QUOTE (Superhomo123 @ Saturday, Dec 17 2011, 23:18)
PLEASE DO NOT LOCK, this is just some extremly believable rumors.
I talked to a friend of mine, his father has a friend who knows a guy that had sex with a girl that has got a brother that went to a party and met a guy and that guys brother has got a dog that plays with another dog sometimes, and that dogs owner works at rockstar.
So anyways, my friend told me this:
The main character is a man
You can steal cars
You can shoot and kill people
The main character has got hair
There are some places in the game and you can go wherever you want on the map
There are black people in the game
Sometimes you can see a chinese or two
There are three different speeds at foot, walking, jogging and sprinting
My penis is hard every morning
There are cops and if they see you commit a crime they will try to arrest you
You attain stars when you are wnted, at most you get 6 stars
The cops have cars
Most of the cars had got 4 weels but some of them has got more
There are bikes
You can jump
You are not alone in the city, rockstar has out pedestrians in this game to
Gta is three letters
V means 5 in latin or something
And the thing everyone has been waiting for, the gamechanging sh*t, if you dont take care of your healt, exercising and eating good and stuff like that, the maincharacter will get zits and become obese and you will not be able to run and people will avlid you, but this comes with a pretty funny minigame, its called zitpopper and its about popping your disgusting pimples.

this

karlshamn
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#23

Posted 18 December 2011 - 12:04 AM

f*ck you.

rulesback
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#24

Posted 18 December 2011 - 12:21 AM

fockin drunk!!

Ollie23
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#25

Posted 18 December 2011 - 12:27 AM

where the F*ck are the mods???!!!

szmty
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#26

Posted 18 December 2011 - 12:31 AM

QUOTE (thatguy23 @ Sunday, Dec 18 2011, 00:27)
where the F*ck are the mods???!!!

^This

Jeeebuuus
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#27

Posted 18 December 2011 - 12:31 AM

I guess ryans posting on spam thread didn't work.

RomansMoobs
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#28

Posted 18 December 2011 - 12:35 AM

A good 75% of people on this forum have a large stick up their ass.

Learn to take a joke.

GTA-King
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#29

Posted 18 December 2011 - 12:36 AM

Just a reminder, even though I'm breaking the rules by replying to this spam.

http://www.gtaforums...howtopic=495707

Gangsta-NL
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#30

Posted 18 December 2011 - 12:40 AM

QUOTE (Superhomo123 @ Saturday, Dec 17 2011, 23:18)

I talked to a friend of mine, his father has a friend who knows a guy that had sex with a girl that has got a brother that went to a party and met a guy and that guys brother has got a dog that plays with another dog sometimes, and that dogs owner works at rockstar.

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