1000 Things We Learnt In Liberty City
Posted 16 December 2011 - 12:22 AM
Posted 16 December 2011 - 08:35 PM
96. Niko cannot repond to pedestrian banter like CJ could.
97. Prostitutes will do a seductive dance before entering NPC vehicles.
98. Strippers don't like to share the stage with Niko
99. Dating Carmen while completing stunt jumps on a motorcycle makes a lot of sense (health boost).
100. Dating Kiki while hunting Pigeons makes a lot of sense (firing weapons in the city can get you into trouble).
Posted 16 December 2011 - 09:38 PM
|QUOTE (Civkiller @ Friday, Dec 9 2011, 05:49)|
73. Wearing seatbelts will prevent Niko from flying through the window when hitting invincible trees and other objects.
theres seatbelts? if so how do you put them on? anyway...
101. you can get to the highest altitude and if you are lucky and hit a building you will survive
Posted 18 December 2011 - 06:13 AM
103. You don't die. You only get injured to wake up in front of a hospital 6 hours later.
104. Police will chase you if you try to help them.
Posted 18 December 2011 - 01:17 PM
106. Airplanes actually never land,take off or anything.They just drive through runways
107. There's a tollgate(or whatever it is) in Beachgate but they never charged anyone through it
108. Niko can f*ck prostitutes without stripping their clothes
109. Vending machines that sell snacks aren't usable.
110. Shoot someone's head with a shotgun and it is still intact.
111. I never saw any character drink water.( I know Niko asked it once,but he never drank it.)
112. Brucie will never have a child anymore
113. Little Jacob has an infinite selection of guns and ammos
114. There are no security guards in any establishments
115. The doors of car dealerships cannot be destroyed,but the windows can.
116. Liberty City's Water is dirty...I think this is the reason people don't drink water
117. Everyone has a coffee cup in the morning
118. Newspaper contains the same news everyday
119. Niko never used remote control for turning on,change channels on TV
120. Dimitri never got angry. He has barbiturates
Posted 18 December 2011 - 04:59 PM
122. Cell phones and driving really do make you a worse driver.
123. Looking both ways before crossing the street is a good idea.
Posted 18 December 2011 - 05:31 PM
125. Slightly banging into a tree will cause you to fly out the windscreen.
126. The firebirgade serve no purpose.
Posted 18 December 2011 - 05:57 PM
128. Most of the Russian mobsters look and sound the same.
129. Redheads named Kate are frigid.
130. Radio stations play on a continuous loop.
Posted 19 December 2011 - 04:07 PM
132: Though people use computers in [email protected] they are always looking at the login screen.
133: The male [email protected] owner wants a tip but there is no tip jar.
134: The seagulls flying around the ports of L.C are invincible.
135: You can fly or take a boat to the far reaches of the endless ocean, and yet, there is still rubbish being blown around in the air that far out to sea.
136: There are fishing boats, but no one fishes.
137: You can take pictures on your mobile in the game, but you can't save those pictures.
138: Though Francis or Derrick get a gave in "Undertaker", Kate or Roman do not.
Posted 19 December 2011 - 06:17 PM
140. Car washes are operational in the IV universe, unlike III, VC, and SA.
Posted 19 December 2011 - 07:22 PM Edited by UberChargedCJ, 19 December 2011 - 07:31 PM.
142 we hate ESRB because they wont sell M rated games for under 17's ESRB fails
143 niko bellic is credit to team
Posted 21 December 2011 - 04:25 AM Edited by fuckincopsman, 21 December 2011 - 04:51 AM.
145 Police cant keep up with you in 1-3 star chases
146 standing on a grenade doesn't vaporize you
147 Niko doesn't swim underwater
148 airplanes dont do anything to Niko when they run him over
149 Niko hates seat belts
150 Niko never gets shot in the head and insta killed
151 People still scream when they fall off of skyscrapers after shooting them in the brain on "A Long way to fall"
152 Niko can see through walls while in cover and shoot people without looking to see where they are
Posted 22 December 2011 - 11:44 AM Edited by luis tbogt, 22 December 2011 - 11:58 AM.
154. there is loads of planes at the airport but we cant get in them.
155. after only being in liberty city for 1 day niko knows where everything is.
156. walk past a cop with an rpg and he wont do anything.
157. some crazy person put loads of ramps up for some reason.
158. never trust girls called Michelle.
edit: i dont think were ever going to get to 1000 facts, maybe we should do like 300 facts.
Posted 29 December 2011 - 04:23 AM
160. Lane changes are done 90 degrees at a time
161. Brucie was always a queer
162. Never become more successful than Dwayne he will put a hit on you
163. Dropping a friend off can equate to a punch in the face
164. Pals don't mind if you cap them, they actually appreciate it if you give them a ride home from hospital
Posted 29 December 2011 - 06:18 AM
166. Packie has loads of car bombs (Dial B for Bomb)
167. If you are being chased with 2 or more wanted stars, and you stop to surrender, the cops will still kill you even if you pose no threat.
168. Everybody in LC seems to be a gun club member.
169. The police dont seem to do anything unless the player is the criminal.
170. Niko has a habit in running into people he helped or offended later on the streets of the city.
171. Liberty City doesn't seem to have any sport teams, but is quite fond of comedy entertainment.
172. Cops seem to blindly run at Niko/Luis/Johnny when he is barricaded in a building rather then making a tactical entry.
173. You can explode multiple explosives around structures, and they will not take structural damage.
Posted 30 December 2011 - 04:30 AM
Posted 30 December 2011 - 10:48 PM
Posted 31 December 2011 - 01:17 AM
180. Burgers are always yesterday fresh.
181. LC residents drive slower on the highways than on the streets.
182. Strangely, it seems that only two ambulance men have the misfortune to fall on Niko’s mess… And to be killed.
183. We’re being invaded.
184. Roman is addicted to gambling.
185. Luis Lopez is addicted to women.
186. Billy Grey is addicted to cocaine.
187. Gay Tony is addicted to cocaine.
188. A lot of people are addicted to cocaine.
189. There is only one security guard for all the Liberty Metropolitan Area.
190. Planes are able to cross the above ground invisible wall.
191. Just scratch the rear of a police car and you’ll get your ass pursued.
192. The shape of each island gives the letters that create the word LIBR.
193. Even if you are at Lombank, the ATMs are from the Bank of Liberty.
194. Alderney (except Westdyke, Leftwood and parts of Alderney City) is sh*tty as hell.
195. I’ve waited 10 days for the ferry to coast at the Alderney Ferry Terminal…But it never came.
196. The radio always buzz when entering or leaving the Booth Tunnel.
197. It is impossible to tow a vehicule with a Flatbed.
198. Red propane tanks are dangerous !
199. Russians get angry when you throw dildos at them.
200. You can park your car inside any Burger Shot/Cluckin’ Bell restaurant.
201. Skateparks are actually used by motorcycles.
202. Swingsets are actually used by cars.
203. Where the fu** is the Liberty City Swingers Stadium !?
204. What about LC Penetrators or LC Rampage Arenas !?
205. The only streets that have more than two lanes in each direction are Burlesque and Denver-Exeter Avenue @ Star Junction.
206. Am I the only one who realized that Firefly Island IS NOT AN ISLAND !?
Posted 31 December 2011 - 01:21 AM
208. You can't call for police assistants if you are in the middle chasing a wanted suspect
209. If you jump before the car hits a cop. The cop doesn't come after you
210. You can't slash tires with a knife
211. Cops in the airport carry M4A1's
Posted 31 December 2011 - 09:38 AM
213. Roman Bellic is just a fat f*ck who lies(seriously what cousin lies to his cousin)
214. Niko almost betrays every single guy/girl who gives him a mission
Posted 31 December 2011 - 04:56 PM
216. luis has a lot of bros
Posted 31 December 2011 - 07:52 PM
218. Luis brother is a cu**
219. There are two enterable sex shops in LC. One in Star Junction and one in Hove Beach.
Posted 01 January 2012 - 02:31 AM
221. If you pass out on a club you will be hauled off into the Heart of the City.(TBOGT)
222. All the videos on the Internet seem to be broken,
223. Don't touch any diamonds.
224. NEVER accept a job from a russian.
225. Packie shoves half of Bolivia up his nose every saturday night.
Posted 02 January 2012 - 12:35 PM Edited by dansgas1000, 02 January 2012 - 12:38 PM.
227. Beating up majorities is hard work
228. Luis hates helicoptors
229. Clouds are 2D image in the sky
Posted 05 January 2012 - 06:19 PM
Posted 05 January 2012 - 11:13 PM
232. cops are sh!tty drivers
233. yusuf is one crazy bastard
Posted 06 January 2012 - 02:46 AM
235. The cops are very aggressive
236. That rockstar makes sad endings
237. There is nothing in the garbage truck in the back
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