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#31

Posted 16 November 2011 - 10:38 AM

QUOTE (ThePinkFloydSound @ Wednesday, Nov 16 2011, 16:03)
I want a realistic digestive system too so when I eats and win da 50oz steak competition and I'm in the middle of a mission, I need to go and take a dump.

Thats too much now, don't you think??

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Posted 16 November 2011 - 10:39 AM Edited by meson1, 16 November 2011 - 04:40 PM.

QUOTE (LotusZombie @ Wednesday, Nov 16 2011, 10:14)
I'm a vegetarian... will they have an option for choosing a veggie patty instead? Or maybe a Caesar salad?

In my book, there are only three valid reasons for being a veggie:
  1. Medical reasons.
  2. Religious Reasons.
  3. Your girlfriend is a veggie.
If you don't fall into one of the above categories, you have no excuse for not being a full blooded carnivore. wink.gif biggrin.gif

The above opinion is expressed purely for humorous purposes. Any correlation with the author's real opinions is completely co-incidental. No animals were harmed in the writing of this disclaimer.
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#33

Posted 16 November 2011 - 10:41 AM

QUOTE (meson1 @ Wednesday, Nov 16 2011, 10:39)
QUOTE (LotusZombie @ Wednesday, Nov 16 2011, 10:14)
I'm a vegetarian... will they have an option for choosing a veggie patty instead? Or maybe a Caesar salad?

In my book, there are only three valid reasons for being a veggie:

  • Medical reasons.
  • Religious Reasons.
  • Your girlfriend is a veggie.
If you don't fall into one of the above categories, you have no excuse for not being a full blooded carnivore. wink.gif biggrin.gif

Only joking, of course.

or you're gay







not that there is anything wrong with that

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#34

Posted 16 November 2011 - 10:42 AM

Ahah i remember that famous steak thread for GTA IV biggrin.gif Good times, and yeah, they'd better ad some steak this time wink.gif

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#35

Posted 16 November 2011 - 10:44 AM

QUOTE (deepthroatgta6 @ Wednesday, Nov 16 2011, 11:38)
QUOTE (ThePinkFloydSound @ Wednesday, Nov 16 2011, 16:03)
I want a realistic digestive system too so when I eats and win da 50oz steak competition and I'm in the middle of a mission, I need to go and take a dump.

Thats too much now, don't you think??

I agree. It should only be an option. Failure to 'go' will result in running slowly and awkwardly, dancing on the spot when stood, and desperately trying to hurry along conversations in cut-scenes.

I also vote for the Flying Steak cheat.

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Posted 16 November 2011 - 10:46 AM

im not actually a piranha wow.gif .....

to whoever suggested taking dumps, what about if you could urinate. you can urinate in postal 2 and piss all over peoples faces... its fun biggrin.gif

edit:optional to urinate and is not a must use function.

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Posted 16 November 2011 - 10:47 AM

The topic is turning into a 'I wanna piss and sh*t in GTAV' topic. lol.gif

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#38

Posted 16 November 2011 - 10:48 AM

QUOTE (Vegetarian Piranha @ Wednesday, Nov 16 2011, 10:46)
im not actually a piranha wow.gif .....

to whoever suggested taking dumps, what about if you could urinate. you can urinate in postal 2 and piss all over peoples faces... its fun biggrin.gif

edit:optional to urinate and is not a must use function.

I want to be able to urinate on other people's steaks, (while they're flying).

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#39

Posted 16 November 2011 - 10:49 AM

thats what happens after you eat and drink...^^^

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Posted 16 November 2011 - 10:51 AM

Jesus.

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Posted 16 November 2011 - 10:55 AM

Just think about it...the sh*t's gonna be in 3D! biggrin.gif More realistic than ever

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Posted 16 November 2011 - 10:55 AM

QUOTE (OrvisVonLury @ Wednesday, Nov 16 2011, 10:15)
QUOTE (LotusZombie @ Wednesday, Nov 16 2011, 10:14)
I'm a vegetarian... will they have an option for choosing a veggie patty instead? Or maybe a Caesar salad?

Caesar salads aren't vegetarian. You monster.

winner.

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#43

Posted 16 November 2011 - 10:57 AM Edited by ThePinkFloydSound, 16 November 2011 - 10:59 AM.

QUOTE (Barguast @ Wednesday, Nov 16 2011, 11:44)
QUOTE (Chevy Chasegta6 @ Wednesday, Nov 16 2011, 11:38)
QUOTE (ThePinkFloydSound @ Wednesday, Nov 16 2011, 16:03)
I want a realistic digestive system too so when I eats and win da 50oz steak competition and I'm in the middle of a mission, I need to go and take a dump.

Thats too much now, don't you think??

I agree. It should only be an option. Failure to 'go' will result in running slowly and awkwardly, dancing on the spot when stood, and desperately trying to hurry along conversations in cut-scenes.

I also vote for the Flying Steak cheat.

Great idea! Yeah my girlfriend says I dance too much when I need to go to the toilet. That could be a cool side-effect of needing to go to toilert. Maybe it could turn in to a dance game like in San Andreas and if you lose you crap your pants and if you win, you poo like a gentleman.

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Posted 16 November 2011 - 10:58 AM

If someone other than PinkFloyd made a topic like this, it would've been locked. Just sayin' tounge.gif
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Posted 16 November 2011 - 11:01 AM

Doesn't matter if its not locked. Its already full of sh*t and piss. lol.gif lol.gif JK lol.gif
and The Poo Dance as well. lol.gif

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#46

Posted 16 November 2011 - 11:05 AM

I have just about had it with the state of video games nowadays.
Developers cut stuff from games right at the last minute.

Anyone else remember IV's fifth trailer "Grillin' Time" that showed how steak was applied across the city / storyline?

My understanding is that in this time and age, you just can't make a successful entertainment launch that doesn't have some sort of steak in it. Look at 2011 video game releases:

Dead Steak 2
Bulletsteak
L.A Meat
Duke Nukem Medium-Rare
Steak Island
The Elder Steaks V: Skygrill

GTAV needs steak. Just sayin'.

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#47

Posted 16 November 2011 - 11:06 AM

I want the option of what sort of dump I'm gonna take. (i.e. Long slow log, diarrhea, quick drop and go, reverse kanga (facing toilet button), on the seat, flush or don't flush, wipe or don't wipe)

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Posted 16 November 2011 - 11:06 AM

I hope Rokstar would make a realistic seafood restauratns or i will not buy the game.

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#49

Posted 16 November 2011 - 11:08 AM

Please stay on topic. The topic is steaks and eating steaks. If you want a defecation topic, then please create a separate one... and I shall lock it immediately. mad.gif

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Posted 16 November 2011 - 11:09 AM

QUOTE (Lucky Sevens @ Wednesday, Nov 16 2011, 11:06)
I want the option of what sort of dump I'm gonna take. (i.e. Long slow log, diarrhea, quick drop and go, reverse kanga (facing toilet button), on the seat, flush or don't flush, wipe or don't wipe)

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EDIT: what about Kebab vans?

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Posted 16 November 2011 - 11:12 AM

QUOTE (dubstep_goon @ Wednesday, Nov 16 2011, 19:05)
Dead Steak 2
Bulletsteak
L.A Meat
Duke Nukem Medium-Rare
Steak Island
The Elder Steaks V: Skygrill

GTAV needs steak. Just sayin'.

Mmmm....if those games were meals, they would be very good meals. Skygrill especially. Except for Steak Row.

Now I'm craving for some steak. sh*t all of you.

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#52

Posted 16 November 2011 - 11:13 AM

To the dude who suggested kebab vans,
Kebabs vans would be cool. Only open from say midnight to 4am, expensive and risky. Sometimes they fill you up, other times you bring them up, but nothing else is open at them hours. Just a thought.

It would make getting a decent steak all that more enjoyable.

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#53

Posted 16 November 2011 - 11:16 AM

If they don't have a medium-rare option, I will have lost all faith in Rockstar.

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Posted 16 November 2011 - 11:17 AM

QUOTE (OrvisVonLury @ Wednesday, Nov 16 2011, 10:15)
QUOTE (LotusZombie @ Wednesday, Nov 16 2011, 10:14)
I'm a vegetarian... will they have an option for choosing a veggie patty instead? Or maybe a Caesar salad?

Caesar salads aren't vegetarian. You monster.

Vegetarians should not be allowed to play gta.
If you can't enjoy a nice big juicy steak then how can you live with yourself!

Massive steaks ftw

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Posted 16 November 2011 - 12:01 PM

Iím all for virtual steak, but do we really need to leave the virtual waitress a tip? dozingoff.gif

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Posted 16 November 2011 - 12:06 PM

QUOTE (Smurfisevil @ Wednesday, Nov 16 2011, 12:01)
Iím all for virtual steak, but do we really need to leave the virtual waitress a tip? dozingoff.gif

A bullet in the head usually covers that.

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Posted 16 November 2011 - 12:29 PM

QUOTE (Lucky Sevens @ Wednesday, Nov 16 2011, 12:06)
A bullet in the head usually covers that.

As long itís not an angry waitress pulling the trigger on 12 gauge shotgun, Iím ok with that. smile.gif

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Posted 16 November 2011 - 12:45 PM

QUOTE (BoringAdultWithAFatGirlfriend @ Wednesday, Nov 16 2011, 10:55)
QUOTE (OrvisVonLury @ Wednesday, Nov 16 2011, 10:15)
QUOTE (LotusZombie @ Wednesday, Nov 16 2011, 10:14)
I'm a vegetarian... will they have an option for choosing a veggie patty instead? Or maybe a Caesar salad?

Caesar salads aren't vegetarian. You monster.

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What are you talking about? Ofcourse they are, the bits of bacon is just something you carnivores have to shove into it to "make it taste good".


no, I win. Caesar salads are vegetarian by default. You fatties just have to throw bacon in everything, don't ya? sigh.gif

So... I hope there is realistic tofu or salad in the game!

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#59

Posted 16 November 2011 - 01:09 PM

Steak trucks should be in the game as well. They're just like taco trucks only they sell steak. But if you blow up/steal/damage a steak truck then you get a 7 star wanted level. Nobody harms the steak rampage_ani.gif

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#60

Posted 16 November 2011 - 01:27 PM

Can Los Santos have better steak than Las Venturas?
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