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#3661

Posted 09 September 2013 - 03:17 AM

Steak suuuuuuuccccckks. I'd rather have realistic fried chicken. :D Anybody else agree?


With some watermelon, and grape soda.

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#3662

Posted 09 September 2013 - 03:30 AM

I want this to be so realistic when all three main protagonists die, the game is no longer playable.

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Posted 09 September 2013 - 03:40 AM

I want this to be so realistic when all three main protagonists die, the game is no longer playable.

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#3664

Posted 09 September 2013 - 03:41 AM

I wish there were realistic steak in the game, but only so that all the people who always whine about wanting realistic steak would STFU.... :)


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Posted 09 September 2013 - 03:43 AM

I so badly want to go out and buy steaks and make steaks with button mushrooms and onions sautéed in melted butter, with home made chips and steak covered in butter and garlic sauce. Omnomnomnosindfoisn. f*ck this thread, I'm hungry D:.


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#3666

Posted 09 September 2013 - 03:47 AM

Don't worry; it's been confirmed by a friend's cousin's sister's husband's sister's aunt who works at R* that realistic steak will be in the game.


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Posted 09 September 2013 - 05:01 AM

Hahaha WildBrick you're killing me! "Urgh... to watch his fat, hairy, sweaty pizza going up and down. I can't take it." LMFAO!
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#3668

Posted 09 September 2013 - 06:09 AM

I had steak tonight. 12 oz tenderloin. It was delicious. In 8 days I hope for Michael, Franklin, and/or Trevor to enjoy the sensation of steak with me.

 

I also hope that adjacent the Steak House is a closed Well Stacked Pizza (Hopefully that expresses my thoughts of Pizza/Steak reconciliation).

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#3669

Posted 09 September 2013 - 06:13 AM

7 steak filled days left 

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Posted 09 September 2013 - 06:15 AM

Needs moar realistic Sriracha.

 

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#3671

Posted 09 September 2013 - 06:16 AM

Read in an interview with Housers 1 & 2 that Realistic Steak is confirmed to NOT be in the game. :(

 

Apparently they wanted to put full resources into fingerless gloves and hiding Ratman in the train tunnels. Go figure.

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#3672

Posted 09 September 2013 - 04:09 PM

I'll only dump this "table" here.
 

Steak Theft Auto IV

Name

Link

The Cousins Steak

Steak

It's Your Steak

Steak x2

Three's A Steak

Steak x3

First Barbecue

Stea- barbecue!

Steak Out

Steak x4

Easy Steak

Steak x5

Pathos' Random Encounter 1

Steak?

Jamaican Steak

Steak x6

Concrete Steakhouse

Steak x7

Ivan Random Encounter

Y U NO STEAK?

Shadow of the Steak and Cow in a Steakhouse

Steak x9

Hung Out to Grill and Tasty Getaway

Steak x11

Pizza Respecting is not so Terrible (I don't recommend, it sucks) and Uncle Steak

Steak x13

Steak and Gravy

Steak x14

Do you have Steak?

Steak x15

Final Barbecue

Barbecue x2

Grill On

Grill?




 

LOL NO







-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
GRILL ON (#rb09)
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

<text message from Roman>

Niko - come see me at the steakhouse. There is someone I want you to meet. Rom

<cutscene - at the steakhouse>

Roman: [to radio] Well just get there! [to self] Damn these people...
[In the corner, Brucie eats a huge steak.]
Niko: [enters] Hey, Roman. Who's the steak junkie?
Roman: Brucie - have you met my cousin? Niko, this is Brucie. We met onsteak.
Niko: Oh... Lovesteak.net?
Brucie: No! In a dark steaknet, watching dark porn, we're both pedos, my friend. Pedos. VIP. For real. Classy, sexy but... also young... that's how I like my women. I work at it, so they should too, right?
Roman: Ha! yeah.
Niko: What is he talking about?
Roman: Brucie's an idiot... he understands my vision.
Niko: Nice to know.
Brucie: Hey!
Roman: Aha ha! Screw you. Listen, man... you should try going onsteak.
Niko: I know how to go on the steak. I just haven't done it here.
Roman: Of course. Steakphobe. We gotta get you onsteak - it's a steakhouse of opportunities!
Niko: Such as?
Roman: All kinds of things! Yesterday I was onsteak and I discovered a blog about women who don't like to well done steak. That's pretty important. Listen, I promised Brucie I'd go out and eat with him - can you go out and get it sorted? Go to Tw@ and register on one of the PCs there. A pretty girl is expecting you. I'm bored of not being able to give you esteak, cousin, and the family keep sending me news for you. Brucie.
Brucie: Yeah!
Roman: Stop eating.
[Brucie finishes the large steak.]
Brucie: Let's put some bitches to the sword, VIP style! Come on!
[He walks out.]
Niko: He's a cool guy.
Roman: Yeah...
[Roman leaves.]
Niko: [translated] I know how to use the Steaknet. I'm not a fool.

<at the cafe>

Niko: Hey there... my name's Niko. My cousin, he told me to come here.
Alejan: Roman? He call me about you. He so funny. I set you up on that compusteak already. It's easy. Just follow the instructions on there. Ok?

<phonecall from Roman - later on>

Roman: Niko, my friend Brucie has a business proposition for us.
Niko: He going to pay me to pump him full of steak and tell him how great his guts are?
Roman: No, he can take care of that all by himself. Brucie is a major cow head. He's going to send you emails about all the cows he wants and you're going to get them for him.
Niko: What're you going to do?
Roman: Come on, I made the introduction. I'm the manager, man. Go check your esteaks, Niko. Let's hang out soon, okay?

<esteak>

[email protected]
Welcome To Eyefind Steak

Hello Eyefind Steak User,
Congratulations, you are the newest Eyefind Esteak sure! You are just one step away from activating your account. Simply reply to this esteak and your account will be fully activated. From there you can reap the benefits of our free service that allows you to swap useless information with anyone anywhere. Please be aware that Eyefind owns the rights to anything disclosed in an Eyefind esteak. Your new address will be [email protected]
Best,
Eyefind Steak Team

<esteak - reply>

Activate my e-steak account.

<leave the cafe>

Alejan: I see you again, Roman's cousin. Come back any time.
Niko: The name is Niko, I'll see you around.

<phonecall to Roman>

Niko: I have set up the esteak account. I am now onsteak in Steakhouse City, Roman.
Roman: Nice one, cousin. Did you meet the girl who works there? Nice pair of steaks on her plate, no? Later on.

<esteak - later on>

[email protected]
Good to see you online!

Niko,
Good to see you online cousin! And good to know you in this country, by my side - the Bellic chefs showing the steaks what is steak. Man, if our two idiotic, useless, bullying pizzas could see us now! They'd turn in their miserable graves! f*ck them. We made it, man. This country is ripe for the plucking. I'm really glad you're here. Listen - we are going to take this steakhouse over, baby!
See ya later
Roman

<esteak - positive reply>

Have you been stealing Brucie's steak, cousin? We should try to get out of debt first.

<esteak - negative reply>

Get realistic steak, cousin. I f*cked things up in the Old Country. I f*cked things up in Steakope. Chances are I'm going to f*ck things up here.

<esteak>

[email protected]
I miss you

Moj dragi šnicla,
Nadam se da si dobro i da si srecan u šniclarici. I hope this reaches you and you respond. I miss you. I write in Steakish because now you are like Roman. He tells me he only speaks Steakish now. I know things better for you to be out in world, and away from here, but I miss you. It is mother's duty to miss son. Are you no longer in sea? Have you stopped that world for good, or will you go back? Will you ever come back to me? It gladdens heart of mine to think of you and your cousin together, living a good life in Steakrica, and at the same time, breaks heart of mine to think of you never here. I know life has not always easy for you, Niko. I know you had many trouble, and I know you have done many bad thing, but please know that I am mother, your mother, and I do not judge you. I judge the world for making you so, you who has so much to give people, who is man of principle, who always tried to live the correct way. Life here is the same as it always was. People argue, the farms suffer, we pay taxes for new steakhouses and government gravy, and live in poverty. For country people, life is the same the world. Please write me.
Your loving mother.
Mother

<esteak - positive reply>

Dear mother, thank you for your e steak. I am always happy to hear from you. Your Steakish is good. Better than mine. I am sorry I have not been much of a good son to you, and that I am not there to take care of you, but you know I cannot come back home. It would bring trouble, and unhappy memories for us both. Roman is well. He is living the Steakrican dream, mostly in his head, like all dreams.

<esteak - negative reply>

Dear mother, thank you for your e steak. I am always happy to hear from you. I am sorry I have not been much of a son to you, and that I am not there to take care of you, but you know I cannot come back home. It would bring trouble, and unhappy memories for both of us. Roman is well. He is living the Steakrican dream, mostly in his head, like all dreams.

<esteak>

[email protected]
Genetically different baby!

Man,
I just wanted to say, I broke my own steak eating record today. 2000. Genetically steakful, baby. You know what I'm saying? I love you all. I'm so f*cking pumped I want to rip someone's steak out. If anyone wants to go out on the steak tonight for proper weapon's grade talent and put in some serious damage with the steaks, let me know. Love you all. The big steak.
PS - mom - sorry, I won't be able to make steak for Aunt Judith's tomorrow. Did you do my washing?
PPS all of you bitches check out my website! It's pure bling.
Later,
Brucie Kibbutz

<esteak - positive reply>

You need serious steak.

<esteak - negative reply>

What steak are you talking about?





A lil' note: šnicla is steak in Serbian ;)

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#3673

Posted 10 September 2013 - 01:48 AM Edited by Adriaan, 10 September 2013 - 01:50 AM.

Actually had a T-bone steak tonight. Was delicious.

The steaks in the supermarket is endorsed by Gordon Ramsay as A-grade yada yada whatever. Saw a YouTube video by him other day on how to properly cook a steak.

Came out great.




Also, if you haven't tried a steak sandwich with caramelised onion... do have a try next time you have a chance! Delicious!

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#3674

Posted 10 September 2013 - 01:57 AM

So this is the infamous realistic steak thread, is the op still around?


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#3675

Posted 10 September 2013 - 02:15 AM

So this is the infamous realistic steak thread, is the op still around?

 

 

What are you fools still bumping this old thread for?

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#3676

Posted 10 September 2013 - 02:19 AM

I feel terrible, because unlike everyone else in this forum, I can't find ANYTHING funny or fascinating about a 2 year old comment about wanting realistic steak. At BEST, I thought it was mildly amusing when I first saw this thread about a year and a half ago.

That feeling of amusement lasted for about 2 seconds, before it changed to "this is stupid".


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#3677

Posted 10 September 2013 - 02:27 AM Edited by gdsaqqq, 10 September 2013 - 02:31 AM.

Just a week from now the almighty GTA V will release...

The reason V was delayed way back in jan was because Rockstar STILL couldn't find a suitable replacement to "Grand Theft Auto".

Fortunately, i came and saved the day.

I advised them with changing the name from the aforementioned name to:


Grilledsteak Tortilla Adobo sause: V


From your friend, gdsaqqq. :colgate:
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#3678

Posted 10 September 2013 - 02:30 AM

I've been waiting too f*ckin long for realistic steak. They do it, or I'm boycotting. 

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#3679

Posted 10 September 2013 - 02:30 AM

So this is the infamous realistic steak thread, is the op still around?

 

Yeah, he's still around. Every now and then he comes in here but mostly stays in other sections of the forum. A lot of members try to stay away from the V section much like him.


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#3680

Posted 10 September 2013 - 02:31 AM

7 more days and this thread better be shut down, but I wont care because I will be playing V.


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#3681

Posted 10 September 2013 - 02:38 AM Edited by GTAVIViceCity, 10 September 2013 - 02:39 AM.

lol steak

 

15 MINUTES YESSSS


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#3682

Posted 10 September 2013 - 02:40 AM

Wildbrick, you're doing a tasty job! Here, this steaks for you LSTYpfH.pngLSTYpfH.pngLSTYpfH.pngLSTYpfH.pngLSTYpfH.pngLSTYpfH.png

 

 

 

To all the unsteakables: get some wit and sauce. Then, come back.

 

DEATH TO PIZZA  and cake.

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#3683

Posted 10 September 2013 - 02:43 AM

 

So this is the infamous realistic steak thread, is the op still around?

 

Yeah, he's still around. Every now and then he comes in here but mostly stays in other sections of the forum. A lot of members try to stay away from the V section much like him.

 

Cool

 

 

So this is the infamous realistic steak thread, is the op still around?

 

 

What are you fools still bumping this old thread for?

 

Im not the one that bumped this thread silly  :yawn:


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#3684

Posted 10 September 2013 - 02:44 AM

7 more days and this thread better be shut down, but I wont care because I will be playing V.


I already played "Grand Theft Auto: V" it sucked major pizza.

Grilledsteak Tortilla Adobosause: V on the other hand...

Eats Pizza for breakfast... That game was delayed because of the oh so horrible taste of Pizza, it had to rest 4 months f*cking steak chicks just to recover!

I even vomited eating pizza a few years back, I went to the hospital and had to skip school. Seriously.

I was so young and stupid back then... Praise the almighty Realistic Steak! :cool:

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#3685

Posted 10 September 2013 - 02:46 AM

I just can't wait to see if Rockstar caught wind of all this and puts realistic steak in the game in some fashion.


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Posted 10 September 2013 - 02:53 AM

I just can't wait to see if Rockstar caught wind of all this and puts realistic steak in the game in some fashion.

They better have, or sales will be lower than Saints Row 4.


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#3687

Posted 10 September 2013 - 02:57 AM

So many threads get closed - though most deserve it - yet sh*t like this manages 123 pages? 

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 04:38 AM Edited by Bellic 4 life, 10 September 2013 - 04:40 AM.

Why didn't they open the Pizza topic again? I miss those days.....

*Reminisces of days as Pizza Priest, and dusts off old medals*

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Posted 10 September 2013 - 09:30 AM

Has anyone actually asked this to R*? Just an email saying "Wazzup RackyStary..... Uz muda fukas putin realistic steak inta da gamez or watz? If all yalz dant...... I shalentz be purchuz!"

 

I can't im at work soooooooo GO!!!!


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#3690

Posted 10 September 2013 - 03:32 PM

Has anyone actually asked this to R*? Just an email saying "Wazzup RackyStary..... Uz muda fukas putin realistic steak inta da gamez or watz? If all yalz dant...... I shalentz be purchuz!"

 

I can't im at work soooooooo GO!!!!

what language is that meant to be?





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