Posted 03 November 2011 - 09:27 PM
Posted 05 November 2011 - 04:47 AM
"And for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick!"
Posted 10 November 2011 - 10:43 PM
Also Faustin when he argued with his wife. Many more but this is what comes in mind right now
Posted 14 November 2011 - 09:46 PM
Posted 15 November 2011 - 11:46 AM
|QUOTE (PJ Awesome @ Monday, Nov 14 2011, 21:46)|
|I like to stop taxi's by running infront of them, getting hit and going flying, causing for the taxi to then stop. Good way to get a cab|
Oh so screaming "Yellow car!" doesn't work anymore.
Also a funny mission moment for me had to be the time in "Three Leaf Clover" when I had just left the bank and I was now in the alley next to the bank. I took cover behind a small set of stairs and a police officer ran up the alley and then ran up the stairs. He began shooting me so I shot back and he then did a backflip, landed on the ground and then began to slowly rotate in a circle.
Also in the same mission before Niko, Packie and Gerry were about to enter the subway, when the Annihilator appears the pilot began to say some pretty funny lines. One being: "You see us up here? You see the big gun we got?", or something along those lines.
Posted 30 December 2011 - 12:25 AM
Posted 30 December 2011 - 01:00 AM Edited by Karjerker, 01 January 2012 - 09:41 AM.
Roman, it has to be said, does have an unusual tendency to soil himself, especially when its least appropriate.
Posted 01 January 2012 - 07:06 AM
Posted 02 January 2012 - 12:23 AM
Also when Niko was being threatened,
'So are you in big guy? Or are we gonna have to kill you?' and then he left a really awkward pause, 'Well sense you put it that way... I'm in.'
Posted 02 January 2012 - 10:25 AM
Posted 02 January 2012 - 02:31 PM
Lazlow and the Hotdog Vendor on Integrity 2.0
If you take the time to stop and listen to this entire conversation it really is a well written peice of comedy.
There is a female ped in GTA IV, if you bump into her she says
"That man pushed me and touched my bottom" [or something very similar]
It is more the way the line is spoken than what is actually said that makes it funny (in my opinion).
Posted 02 January 2012 - 02:42 PM
|QUOTE (Jasper Petrol @ Monday, Jan 2 2012, 14:31)|
| "That man pushed me and touched my bottom" [or something very similar] |
Ha Ha Yes I bumped into this girl assuming it was the same one, made me chuckle also.
Posted 03 January 2012 - 10:40 PM
Posted 04 January 2012 - 12:57 AM
One time my pal tipped me, and my head went "Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang" Down the stairs like in some cartoon like I was the bad character, and I rolled off the rest like a raging tree down a cliff, with only 15% health left! Me and my friends cracked up so much from it, and to this day I can't get anywhere close! It's one of those moments on Xbox that you can only get on Xbox, and feel like a boss for pulling it legit! So to this day, I still kept my title "Crack'in skulls" with gored pieces of toes, ears, and fingers as my call sign in MW2 in memorial to that event!
It's just one of those moments that with friends with the right console and crappy connection speeds and slightly dumbed graphics and less updates and non-blue ray disks that just make it oh so worth it!
(BTW, I still think that what matters is not better contrast and semi-better loading screens, but friends and a community that is full of lovable characters, like the racist that you completely dis, and after you peel off the outer core of them, you make them cry for offending someone until they apologize, too the little whiney *** kids that play rated M games, but do the darndest things and ended up epic failing, to the really cool people who, as you go along, build up a good friendship with and turn out to be really cool, It all seems randomized at first, but after playing the Xbox long enough, you have the full experience, and it always happens everyday you play it, but you haven't experienced the experience until you got it. Cut it some slack! Anyways, y'all can rage now, but that was my speech of my opinions, and won't happen again unless I go to some other forum to try to act tough to some PS3'ers! Haha! Have a great day guys! AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T FLAME! )
Posted 04 January 2012 - 09:17 PM
I was doing a Drug Wars mission and I had just taken the stash of drugs from the harbour in the Meat Quarter from some Triads. I was driving over to the drop-off point in a Calvacade (Armando and Henrique in two seperate Sultan RS's) and I came to a junction where I was jumped by three car loads of Triads. I threw some sticky bombs out onto the road and blew-up a good few of the cars, but Henrique drove straight into the side of a burning car and got himself killed. Armando showed up and jumped from his car that soon exploded too in the pile of burning Sultan RS's and he made a run for my Calvacade. One last Sultan RS arrived and, this is where the fun is, I blew the Sultan up with a sticky bomb, the passenger lept mid-air out of the burning Sultan and hit the road face first. He was just about to get up and then the burning vehicle fell right on top of him killing him instantly. I just thought to myself "You poor bugger."
Posted 08 January 2012 - 04:46 PM
Posted 10 January 2012 - 11:07 PM
"I'll cut off your f*cking head!"
Posted 21 January 2012 - 07:03 PM
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Posted 21 January 2012 - 07:17 PM
Posted 22 January 2012 - 07:32 AM
One example that made me LOL recently was I just done the mission Shifting Weight (which was great fun)
Towards the end they go past a hot dog stand and Johnny goes "2 hot dogs please" haha
Posted 01 February 2012 - 10:57 PM
Posted 01 February 2012 - 11:30 PM
Posted 19 March 2012 - 03:14 AM
And the commercial for The Serrated Edge.... "Double-Handed Medievel Jewel-Encrusted Flaming Swords Of Death!"
Posted 20 March 2012 - 07:11 PM
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