- Paddy Pyong Lee An Irish Korean 18 year old. Living in Alderney.
-Marguerite McStaunton Steven's 20 year old Irish cousin.
-Ash 'Quackie' Kanu Steven's 19 Nigerian/English eally brave best friend.
- Ger Pyong Lee Steven's mother
-Rob Hernandez Robs father
-Ricardo McCormack Stevens neighbour.
Paddy Pyong Lee is living in Alderney with his two parents. He attends school but is very mischievous at school although he does have problems trying to talk to girls of which he is very ashamed and this causes him to be bullied by the other boys. The only girl he talks to is his cousin Marguerite.
Paddy is after a person called Tyrone Simpson of a black gang. One day Paddy was eating his crackers in his canteen and was really happy sitting on his own. Just then Tyrone walked in, ordered chicken curry and on his way down took Paddys soul. Tyrone then ran away all the way to Germany and Paddy started to cry. He told his teacher and went to his principal and neighbour Mr McCormack, but they did nothing. When he went home he went to his room to cry and his mother came in and comforted him and his 2 parents agreed to help win back his soul along with Paddy only friend Quackie(below) and Shunsuke cousin Marguerite who Paddy secretly likes. They then go on a mission to get it back. Ger, who is very horny, gives blowjobs to fellas on their big mission.
You now have to walk to Germany with your friends so you can bring Tyrone back to Alderney so he can get in trouble. Paddy cannot drive because he does not know how so his mammy drives for him instead in her Honda Civic. Paddy can only drive a tricycle.