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Posted 09 June 2014 - 07:02 PM

Do you guys get this or not?

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 07:07 PM

Yes, it would be a good example of something belonging in http://gtaforums.com...-picture-topic/

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 07:13 PM

Well, I'd like to talk about it. So is the egg always supposed to be masculine? I've seen two pictures like this with the same reaction from both characters. What kind of situation could you have a hen in the opposite role or is that just going against nature?


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#22804

Posted 09 June 2014 - 07:18 PM

Well, I'd like to talk about it. So is the egg always supposed to be masculine? I've seen two pictures like this with the same reaction from both characters. What kind of situation could you have a hen in the opposite role or is that just going against nature?

The situation where the hen is a rooster. I thought you knew about animals and stuff, SHAME ON YOU.


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Posted 09 June 2014 - 07:24 PM

You could, but then would it be a rooster and a hen or a rooster and an egg? Roosters are unnecessary in this whole picture.


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Posted 09 June 2014 - 07:35 PM

You could, but then would it be a rooster and a hen or a rooster and an egg? Roosters are unnecessary in this whole picture.

No I mean a hen is a female chicken forcing the egg to take a male role, I was being snarky. Unfortunately I have not put in the time to consider the philosophical implications or a cartoon regarding a joke based on a clichéd phrase.

 

Sorry that I couldn't help answer your question.

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 07:39 PM

Well, I'd like to talk about it. So is the egg always supposed to be masculine? I've seen two pictures like this with the same reaction from both characters. What kind of situation could you have a hen in the opposite role or is that just going against nature?

How can we be sure it's not a cross dressing rooster? 

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 08:03 PM Edited by JIMHO, 09 June 2014 - 08:03 PM.

 

Well, I'd like to talk about it. So is the egg always supposed to be masculine? I've seen two pictures like this with the same reaction from both characters. What kind of situation could you have a hen in the opposite role or is that just going against nature?

How can we be sure it's not a cross dressing rooster? 

 

We can, but let's not go there yet. I'd really like to discuss why hens would always have to be the unsatisfied characters in this comic while eggs would get to have a cigarette or something.

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#22809

Posted 09 June 2014 - 08:11 PM

I'd really like you to stop spamming up the question topic with inane sh*t. The difference is I can make sure you stop spamming up the question topic with inane sh*t, so your move.
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Posted 09 June 2014 - 11:11 PM

As of lately my xbox one randomly turns on then i turn it off and a few hours later it turns itself back on.
why does it do this?

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Posted 09 June 2014 - 11:40 PM

As of lately my xbox one randomly turns on then i turn it off and a few hours later it turns itself back on.
why does it do this?

 

I take it you have Kinect connected to it in some way? If so, then it is always kind of in "ON" mode and can be turned on fully just by saying "Xbox ON" and the Kinect will turn it on. I don't have an Xbox One, but I'm sure there's a way to turn it off somewhere in settings.


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Posted 09 June 2014 - 11:48 PM


As of lately my xbox one randomly turns on then i turn it off and a few hours later it turns itself back on.
why does it do this?

 
I take it you have Kinect connected to it in some way? If so, then it is always kind of in "ON" mode and can be turned on fully just by saying "Xbox ON" and the Kinect will turn it on. I don't have an Xbox One, but I'm sure there's a way to turn it off somewhere in settings.
thats the problem though i dont even say xbox on or anything and its like oh lemme turn on. For example last night im laying in bed and it randomly turns on.
So i say xbox off yes then 10 min later its back on

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 12:29 AM

 

 

As of lately my xbox one randomly turns on then i turn it off and a few hours later it turns itself back on.
why does it do this?

 
I take it you have Kinect connected to it in some way? If so, then it is always kind of in "ON" mode and can be turned on fully just by saying "Xbox ON" and the Kinect will turn it on. I don't have an Xbox One, but I'm sure there's a way to turn it off somewhere in settings.
thats the problem though i dont even say xbox on or anything and its like oh lemme turn on. For example last night im laying in bed and it randomly turns on.
So i say xbox off yes then 10 min later its back on

 

Wow, that is weird.

 

In the power setting there is an option to turn off "Xbox on" voice command.  Give that a try - maybe it isn't the kinect and you are just getting a weird IR signal from a UFO or something.

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 07:54 AM

Can anyone see the internet becoming obsolete any time soon?


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Posted 10 June 2014 - 08:18 AM

Can anyone see the internet becoming obsolete any time soon?

Depends how you define the internet. The current entity with which we are familiar will probably change fundamentally in the near-mid future; say 10-15 years. The idea of a vast network of individual computer systems communicating with each other directly over a set of specific protocols? Not likely.
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Posted 10 June 2014 - 09:41 PM

Just checked out a moderators profile 'Jelly'

-8,388,453 posts. How is that possible?


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Posted 10 June 2014 - 09:47 PM

Just checked out a moderators profile 'Jelly'

-8,388,453 posts. How is that possible?

Magic.

 

...and tinkering with the Admin CP.

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 11:15 PM

Hi all, new to the forums and was wondering, how do you see who viewed your profile under "Profile View" in "Community Stats" on your profile page? Thanks


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Posted 10 June 2014 - 11:33 PM

Why don't people like using the sunroofs in their cars? I'd personally have it uncovered all of the time, I love the extra sunlight and views it offers.


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Posted 11 June 2014 - 12:18 AM

Why don't people like using the sunroofs in their cars? I'd personally have it uncovered all of the time, I love the extra sunlight and views it offers.

Having one reduces the head room in already low overhead cars.

When I had them open there was often a vacuuming effect drawing dust and grit up and out through it. This happened in both in my Dauphine, and Ninety-Eight Regency automobiles.


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Posted 11 June 2014 - 04:02 AM

Why don't people like using the sunroofs in their cars? I'd personally have it uncovered all of the time, I love the extra sunlight and views it offers.

I like sunroofs, but they reduced the amount of headroom I get.(By a lot, I have to lower the backrest to even be to see out of the car) Also they aren't worth the extra dough when getting a new car. 


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Posted 11 June 2014 - 08:57 AM

I think he means "why not use it if you already have it". I don't know either, I've never had a car of my own but if I did I think I'd love a sunroof. It's the same as having the windows open, I like it and it can be very nice but no one else I ever drive with likes that either. >.<
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Posted 11 June 2014 - 04:00 PM Edited by Danz., 11 June 2014 - 04:22 PM.

What's it called the meme where there's a guy who raises his arm to ask something, but then gives up?


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Posted 11 June 2014 - 06:13 PM Edited by lil weasel, 11 June 2014 - 07:22 PM.

so why doesn't the SEARCH feature work on all the sections of the forum?
Seems mean to chastise a Member for not using it when it doesn't work...

[Edit]: It shouldn't show on the main boards if it isn't available.
It seems to only be available inside a topic, which won't help a person to avoid making a new topic duplicate.
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Posted 11 June 2014 - 06:26 PM Edited by Cosmic Gypsy, 11 June 2014 - 06:31 PM.

What's it called the meme where there's a guy who raises his arm to ask something, but then gives up?

http://knowyourmeme....emes/cereal-guy

trying to find the other one now...

http://global3.memec...g_c_1017510.jpg  is that what you mean? I tried searching for "speechless guy meme" but that is apparently not the name.


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Posted 11 June 2014 - 06:30 PM

so why doesn't the SEARCH feature work on all the sections of the forum?
Seems mean to chastise a Member for not using it when it doesn't work...

Because it's a bad search feature. Google works really well for searching forums where threads are public, I really wish more people would reccomend it when others have trouble with the site's search feature. :/

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Posted 11 June 2014 - 06:53 PM

I think he means "why not use it if you already have it". I don't know either, I've never had a car of my own but if I did I think I'd love a sunroof. It's the same as having the windows open, I like it and it can be very nice but no one else I ever drive with likes that either. >.<

I agree. If I had a sunroof, I'd be fine leaving it like this:

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It just looks so open.


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Posted 11 June 2014 - 11:42 PM Edited by Danz., 11 June 2014 - 11:59 PM.

http://global3.memec...g_c_1017510.jpg  is that what you mean? I tried searching for "speechless guy meme" but that is apparently not the name.

Nevermind, I found it out.


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Posted 11 June 2014 - 11:49 PM

How do I shrink gifs so they fit as signatures and/or avatars? :( I want to actually learn how to, not have someone else do it for me. 


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Posted 12 June 2014 - 12:00 AM

How do I shrink gifs so they fit as signatures and/or avatars? :( I want to actually learn how to, not have someone else do it for me. 

You'll need a program that can edit gifs, I personally use Animation Shop 3, it's quite old school looking, but within it you do have the option to compress the gif, which

usually make it look a little grainy, you can resize the whole animation as in dimensions, or depending on how many frames you have you could also try cutting out every 2nd, 3rd or 4th frame, which can potentially make it look a little choppy but it can reduce the size big time.

 

Once you have the software you need it's quite straightforward, but if you help with the program one you have it then just give us a shout.

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