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#16921

Posted 18 December 2013 - 07:30 PM

Will Selena Gomez marry me?

Hell no, you delusional bitch. She will not. She will not do it. She will not do it at all. Get the f*ck out.

 

NEXT.


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#16922

Posted 18 December 2013 - 09:19 PM

NEXT.

What pill did Amanda give to Eva? Eva said that Amanda said that it will help her clean quicker.


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#16923

Posted 18 December 2013 - 09:52 PM

How exactly does one create a religion?


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Posted 18 December 2013 - 10:09 PM

 

NEXT.

What pill did Amanda give to Eva? Eva said that Amanda said that it will help her clean quicker.

 

Amanda gave her ecstasy. So as soon as you leave the house she's gonna do all the crazy sh*t and sh*t in Jimmy's cornflakes.


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Posted 19 December 2013 - 12:05 AM

Since Microsoft is an American company, I think it is a pretty safe bet to say that they are using the American (MDY) format.

Makes sense. I was just thinking because I'm in the UK I thought it might have changed formats, thanks :^:


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Posted 19 December 2013 - 09:11 AM

How exactly does one create a religion?

You establish a creed, and start preaching.  Make it known by Either writing a book, or standing on a soap box.


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Posted 19 December 2013 - 10:43 AM

How exactly does one create a religion?

You can't create a religion without having anything to teach in it.

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Posted 19 December 2013 - 04:43 PM

Is there any reason why Majestic81 was banned?

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#16929

Posted 19 December 2013 - 05:03 PM

Is there any reason why Majestic81 was banned?


You mean this one?

http://gtaforums.com...007-majestic81/

He isn't.

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#16930

Posted 19 December 2013 - 05:05 PM

How exactly does one create a religion?

  1. Say random stuff to people
  2. Act like a god and judge people all the time
  3. Say you had a miracle
  4. ???
  5. Profit.

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#16931

Posted 19 December 2013 - 07:33 PM

When the hell did sivispacem become a mod? :0 Congrats to him btw.

#scared

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Posted 19 December 2013 - 07:34 PM

When the hell did sivispacem become a mod? :0 Congrats to him btw.

#scared

Last night

 

I'm scared of going into arguments now :ph34r:

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Posted 20 December 2013 - 02:04 AM

Is there any reason why Majestic81 was banned?


You mean this one?http://gtaforums.com...007-majestic81/
He isn't.
Strange. Last time I checked it said he was busted.

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#16934

Posted 20 December 2013 - 02:07 AM

 

Is there any reason why Majestic81 was banned?


You mean this one?

http://gtaforums.com...007-majestic81/

He isn't.

 

He was banned at one point, Girish explained why he was here: http://gtaforums.com...ount-is-banned/
 

It was banned accidentally due to one of your IPs matching with our usual porn spammer. Don't worry though. The admins have been asked to unban your account, so you'll get it back.

 

Sorry for the inconvenience till then.

 

Edit: And you're unbanned. Thank adamcs!


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Posted 20 December 2013 - 04:22 AM

Female advice? I recently moved to a new state and I visited the local game store. There was a really cute gamer girl working at the counter and I was just wondering how I should go about striking up conversation. We talked. A little bit about cod zombies but I'm not very good at speaking to women in general

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Posted 20 December 2013 - 04:36 AM

^ What I try to do when talking to people i secretly like is think I'm talking to one of my norm friends. to me it feels more natural because you think you're talking to someone you already know well enough to know they won't be offended by what you say. Just don't go too far like you would when talking to your friends. AND DON'T THINK LIKE THAT FOR TOO LONG. Once you've been talking long enough transition away from that and forget all about your friends. If you don't do that, you may start getting attracted to those friends on accident. Believe me, I know.


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Posted 20 December 2013 - 05:26 AM Edited by Triple Vacuum Seal, 20 December 2013 - 05:28 AM.

Anybody have any NSA sex experience with their manager?  Not talking about a serious job here.  Just a job on the side while in school.  I thought it was a bad idea (at least thinking with the big head), but I naturally regret not going through with it.  I'm not missing out on anything am I?  Seemed like a mess waiting to happen.


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#16938

Posted 20 December 2013 - 05:39 AM

Female advice? I recently moved to a new state and I visited the local game store. There was a really cute gamer girl working at the counter and I was just wondering how I should go about striking up conversation. We talked. A little bit about cod zombies but I'm not very good at speaking to women in general


^ What I try to do when talking to people i secretly like is think I'm talking to one of my norm friends. to me it feels more natural because you think you're talking to someone you already know well enough to know they won't be offended by what you say. Just don't go too far like you would when talking to your friends. AND DON'T THINK LIKE THAT FOR TOO LONG. Once you've been talking long enough transition away from that and forget all about your friends. If you don't do that, you may start getting attracted to those friends on accident. Believe me, I know.

Girls are just people, man, as outlined, just keep talking to them, eventually it'll be just like talking to a guy.

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Posted 20 December 2013 - 05:41 AM

Yeah I guess I may just have to go in guns blazing. Or else I won't learn how to talk to women. It also forms help that the type of girls I like are almost complete polar opposite of me so I can't really speak to them too well

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#16940

Posted 20 December 2013 - 05:53 AM Edited by Panz, 20 December 2013 - 05:54 AM.

Female advice? I recently moved to a new state and I visited the local game store. There was a really cute gamer girl working at the counter and I was just wondering how I should go about striking up conversation. We talked. A little bit about cod zombies but I'm not very good at speaking to women in general

Let me help you from a female's perspective.

 

Every girl loves the idea of falling in love with her best friend.  You need to talk to a girl as if you're genuinely interested in her (which you should be), so honestly, just talk to her like you want to be her friend.  You've gotta throw in some flirty undertones, and if the chemistry is right in the relationship, then that should come naturally to you.  Personally, I appreciate a guy who comes up to me and just talks to me. I don't care what about. i don't care if it's about sh*t that's not of interest to me. It means I'm getting to know you, and a guy who takes the time to do that instead of grinding up on me like some pig wins big points in my book.  So really, talk to her as if you're talking to your guy friends.  Ask her where she's from, if she's in school, and whatever games you're interested in. Eventually, you'll broaden your conversations to a bunch of topics as you become more comfortable with her, and that will come naturally as well.

 

You also have to observe whether she's timid or outgoing.  If she's standing there silent as a stick and isn't helping the conversation flow the way you'd like it to, it's probably because she's shy. A lot of times, guys mistake this behavior for a girl who's disinterested, but it's not necessarily true. I'm pretty shy when I first talk to people. If you talk enough and, more importantly, ASK QUESTIONS, a shy girl will warm up to you and break out her shell a bit because you're showing a genuine interest. It's a bitch, apparently, but it's worth it if the girl is right for you in the end.

 

But please. Please please please don't be scared.  Girls might seem critical and judgmental, which is true, but we love a guy who's ballsy enough to approach us and talk to us about anything...as long as you're not creepy about it.


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Posted 20 December 2013 - 05:59 AM


Female advice? I recently moved to a new state and I visited the local game store. There was a really cute gamer girl working at the counter and I was just wondering how I should go about striking up conversation. We talked. A little bit about cod zombies but I'm not very good at speaking to women in general

Let me help you from a female's perspective.
 
Every girl loves the idea of falling in love with her best friend.  You need to talk to a girl as if you're genuinely interested in her (which you should be), so honestly, just talk to her like you want to be her friend.  You've gotta throw in some flirty undertones, and if the chemistry is right in the relationship, then that should come naturally to you.  Personally, I appreciate a guy who comes up to me and just talks to me. I don't care what about. i don't care if it's about sh*t that's not of interest to me. It means I'm getting to know you, and a guy who takes the time to do that instead of grinding up on me like some pig wins big points in my book.  So really, talk to her as if you're talking to your guy friends.  Ask her where she's from, if she's in school, and whatever games you're interested in. Eventually, you'll broaden your conversations to a bunch of topics as you become more comfortable with her, and that will come naturally as well.
 
You also have to observe whether she's timid or outgoing.  If she's standing there silent as a stick and isn't helping the conversation flow the way you'd like it to, it's probably because she's shy. A lot of times, guys mistake this behavior for a girl who's disinterested, but it's not necessarily true. I'm pretty shy when I first talk to people. If you talk enough and, more importantly, ASK QUESTIONS, a shy girl will warm up to you and break out her shell a bit because you're showing a genuine interest. It's a bitch, apparently, but it's worth it if the girl is right for you in the end.
 
But please. Please please please don't be scared.  Girls might seem critical and judgmental, which is true, but we love a guy who's ballsy enough to approach us and talk to us about anything...as long as you're not creepy about it.

Any advice on conversation topics? I know you said to talk about anything. But it would still be nice to know what girls. Specifically girl gamers. Like to talk about or find interesting in a guy

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#16942

Posted 20 December 2013 - 06:09 AM

Depends on the girl man, you just talk about what interests you or something funny, if she digs she's your type.

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#16943

Posted 20 December 2013 - 06:13 AM

Well, you really don't want to talk about something that you're not interested in just because you have a hunch that the girl will be interested in it. Know what I mean?  No matter how gorgeous this girl is, if you got into a relationship with her by skewing your interests to fit hers, then you're gonna have a conflict of interest down the line.  So honestly, talk about what interests you to start.

 

I'd just talk to her about a few games that are popular right now, or maybe games that have been popular in the past, and if she seems to express a particular interest in one of them, talk about it for awhile, especially if it's one you like, too. What do you talk about when you talk to forum members and other friends about a game? Missions, characters, story line, graphics, developers, etc. The list goes on.  You could even ask her what games she recommends since she works in a store.  Just ad lib. You could also try movies. Game lovers tend to be movie lovers. 

 

I know it's awkward because she works at a store and you can't just hang around all day, but if a conversation goes well, go for it and ask her to get together sometime. I don't have much more than that. If nothing flows by then, I wouldn't bother with it too much.  Usually the best person to date is one who you have that immediate spark with.  


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#16944

Posted 20 December 2013 - 06:16 AM

Depends on the girl man, you just talk about what interests you or something funny, if she digs she's your type.

Wrong..

 

Women love to hear about themselves or ask questions about the woman. Don't talk too much about yourself or you'll end up with a hand shake and no boob grabs. That's elementary education there. 


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#16945

Posted 20 December 2013 - 08:24 AM

 

Depends on the girl man, you just talk about what interests you or something funny, if she digs she's your type.

Wrong..

 

Women love to hear about themselves or ask questions about the woman. Don't talk too much about yourself or you'll end up with a hand shake and no boob grabs. That's elementary education there. 

 

Oh der, I didn't think I needed to point that out though. I was kinda meaning once you get past the initial finding everything about them, I guess I was getting ahead of myself haha


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#16946

Posted 20 December 2013 - 01:53 PM

Female advice? I recently moved to a new state and I visited the local game store. There was a really cute gamer girl working at the counter and I was just wondering how I should go about striking up conversation. We talked. A little bit about cod zombies but I'm not very good at speaking to women in general

Just Whip It Out™

 

Talking to girls is like talking to your mates except you've just got to be more polite if you want to take things further... giggtiy.


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Posted 20 December 2013 - 09:17 PM

So I have a problem lads and I am in hurry to find out an answer. I have broken my dad's laptop LCD (well don't ask me why, although I'd need some ideas for the lie that I will tell him about that) so right now he needs me to do some work on the laptop. Thing is I need to replace the LCD screen but I have no idea how much it costs. Btw, searched links for Romanian sites, no result. Would you like to help me lads? The laptop is HP Compaq NX9030, an antique sh*te.

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Posted 20 December 2013 - 09:26 PM

Are you from Romania? You can ask this guy about parts, he seems to have some (you need to create an account to send messages): http://www.okazii.ro...145--a138941726

 

As for lying, I don't recommend it. Most of the time it's not a good idea in the short run (people can find out the truth), and it's also not good to have this propensity in the long run (it makes your relationships with people unstable if they are based on lies). How bad can it be to tell the truth? I suppose you didn't break it on purpose, so he can't hate you too much for it.


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Posted 20 December 2013 - 09:32 PM

The laptop is HP Compaq NX9030, an antique sh*te.


Maybe you did him a favor. It may actually make more sense for him to buy a new one. Older laptop screens might cost the same as a decent new laptop.

I know that doesn't really help ya. Sorry. Oh and good luck with the whole scene.




I have a question. It may be kind of weird.
How do people learn to dance? More like who teaches today's kids how to dance? I was dancing "the hustle" to the song "rock the boat" today and it made me remember the day one of my aunts taught us the moves.

Do family members still tech the next generation how to dance?
Do they still teach dancing in public schools?

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Posted 20 December 2013 - 09:50 PM Edited by jln22, 20 December 2013 - 09:51 PM.

Well thing is that I broke it because I was nervous that it ran so f*cking slow so yeah. And nah, I doubt he'll buy a new laptop.




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