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Posted 22 July 2011 - 12:20 PM Edited by shayanshaffey, 22 July 2011 - 12:51 PM.

The GTA:Liberty City Stories Comedy Chain Story!

So let's start:
Toni Cipriani wakes up in the morning, with cum on his face, on the wall and on his blanket. He wonders what's going on, and then he remembers that he had a wild night with Vincenzo. He walks into his living room and notices a letter, the letter reads:
Toni,

I made pictures of our great night together, if you don't want the whole family to find out what we did, pay me 500,000 dollars by tomorrow!
With love,
Vincenzo.

Toni then decides to:
1. Masturbate on the letter before thinking about a way of stopping Vincenzo from telling the mob...
2. to work as a gigolo to get the money for Vincenzo...
3. to kill Vincenzo...
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RULES: You must pick an option, and write a story for it, and then add more options for how the story could continue(Try to leave the ending open).

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Posted 22 July 2011 - 12:42 PM

There's already an LCS chain story here: http://www.gtaforums...howtopic=299789

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Posted 22 July 2011 - 12:53 PM

QUOTE (bugoy @ Friday, Jul 22 2011, 12:42)
There's already an LCS chain story here: http://www.gtaforums...howtopic=299789

read the title, it's the comedy version. biggrin.gif

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Posted 22 July 2011 - 01:10 PM

Ok when he mastubrated on the letter he got 100% completion and inf ammo with rare weapon dildo.
Later he went to Atlantic Quays he beaten Vincenzo to the death and cut his penis. Two days later Vincenzo woke up and saw dildo on his cutted penis and was raped about 2 days later Vincenzo died from 10 kilos of sperm.
The end.

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Posted 22 July 2011 - 06:01 PM

Please stop being this immature, this is why these don't work.

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Posted 22 July 2011 - 06:12 PM Edited by lol232, 22 July 2011 - 06:14 PM.

Seriously, why is everyone interested in porn.
-_-"

Then he killed "ToniForelli" for making a stupid story!
No offence!

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Posted 22 July 2011 - 06:13 PM

Oh really?

I go on: 1. Masturbate on the letter before thinking about a way of stopping Vincenzo from telling the mob...

Then he realized that he can counter-incriminate Vincenzo if the Family sees HIM masturbating...

That's why he went to his safehouse and got himself a camera, and then...

1. Started asking around where Vincenzo could be
2. Tires to find Vinnie himself
3. Asks Maria for help

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Posted 22 July 2011 - 06:20 PM

1. After he asks Maria, Maria Helps him.
She says she sow a Black Airtrain flying off the Airport,
And there was a Small White Writing on The Jet saying "Vicenzo Air"
2. She Noticed it's flying on The Way Vice City Is...
3. Tony Buys a Ticket to Vice City...

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Posted 22 July 2011 - 07:57 PM

She Noticed it's flying on The Way Vice City Is...

But Vincenzo himself is not inside. Instead, he has a crate of photos delivered to Vice City Hornies porn magazine. Toni...

1. Deiceds to kill Vincenzo first
2. Takes off after the photos

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Posted 23 July 2011 - 05:43 AM

Takes off after the photos:
he can't resist he takes the photos and masturbates on a policeman in a children's theme park, he gets arrested but they don't check him for guns, he isn't handcuffed.
he...
1.He shoots the policemen to get to vincenzo...
2.He flirts with the obviously gay policeman to get 500,000 dollars from him...
3.he has a better plan...

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Posted 23 July 2011 - 08:28 AM

He flirts with the obviously gay policeman to get 500,000 dollars from him...

But in the end the policeman "hires" Toni for an evening and promises to pay him $ 1.000.000! Toni...

1. Agrees
2. Denies
3. Takes time to think about it!

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Posted 23 July 2011 - 03:32 PM

Agrees
He takes the money and buys hidden cameras for Vincenzo's house, and he manages to find him having sex with a man, after finding this he...
1.Masturbates and decides what to do later...
2.Shows the video to Salvatore...
3.shows the video to Vincenzo...

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Posted 23 July 2011 - 03:39 PM

Shows the video to Salvatore...

Salvaotre is enraged so he...

1. Orders Toni to go and castrate Vincenzo
2. Orders Toni to go and "punish" Vincenzo

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Posted 23 July 2011 - 04:17 PM

Orders Toni to go and "punish" Vincenzo

(Man, this is gonna be fun!)

Toni drives to Vincenzo's hideout. He finds Vincenzo outside and tells him to hold still.

TONI: Hey buddy, I've got something for you...

VINCENZO: What?

1) Toni tells Vincenzo to take off all his clothes. He then spreads honey all over Vincenzo's body. Then he spreads corn all over him, making sure he is completely coated. Toni leaves, and returns with a mad turkey.

2) Toni pours a bucket of bacon fat all over Vincenzo. He leaves and returns leading three hungry bears on a chain. The bears smell the bacon. This forces Vincenzo to jump into the sea. The bears jump after him.

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Posted 23 July 2011 - 05:50 PM

Toni pours a bucket of bacon fat all over Vincenzo. He leaves and returns leading three hungry bears on a chain. The bears smell the bacon. This forces Vincenzo to jump into the sea. The bears jump after him.

Vincenzo and the bears sink (since noone can swim in LCS). Happy End!

Well... at least Toni thought so... Because he still had to find Vincenzo's evidence and destroy it! So in his search for evidence he comes to...

1. Ma
2. Leon McAffrey
3. Donald Love

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Posted 23 July 2011 - 06:09 PM

Donald Love.

TONI: Hey, Don.
DONALD: Antonio! I suppose you're looking for the evidence, eh? *opens a briefcase full of evidence*
TONI: Give me that.
DONALD: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Not so fast, boy. First, you must~

1) Beat my high score in "They Crawled From Uranus".
2) Bring me 10 hookers in 3 hours.
3) Ride around town on a motorcycle, wearing your chicken suit.
4) Prank-call Sal.

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Posted 23 July 2011 - 06:23 PM

Bring me 10 hookers in 3 hours.

Toni: But Don, why'd you need so much?
Donald: I not only need sex, Toni. I'm hungry... Very hungry, I haven't ate anything for 4 days! ...You know what I mean?
Toni:

1. OK. I'll bring them
2. Look Donald, my Ma's annoying as hell. Shall I bring her too?

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Posted 24 July 2011 - 12:41 PM

Look Donald, my Ma's annoying as hell. Shall I bring her too?
Donald: if she is juicy enough, why not?
Toni manages to get 9 hookers and his ma, donald eats and has sex. after this Toni gets the evidence, on his way home he sees ma.
ma: I got out, you f*cker. now show me what's in the briefcase. I hope you murdered someone like you dad, if not i'll kill you!
1.Toni kills ma and runs away to destroy the evidence...
2.Toni shows ma the evidence...

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Posted 24 July 2011 - 01:49 PM

Toni kills ma and runs away to destroy the evidence...

But he runs straight into Donald again.

Donald: Toni, your f*cking granny escaped! Where is she?
Toni: Err. I killed her.
Donland: Show me where is her body now!
Toni:...

1. OK, come on, I'll show you.
2. She's in an alleyway behind Tw@ Cafe, come check it out. I gotta go and destroy your evidence.

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Posted 25 July 2011 - 04:25 AM

OK, come on, I'll show you.
Toni walks donald into a dark street. Toni decides to...
1.Kill him there...
2.Rape him there...
3.Threaten to kill him if he doesn't leave Toni alone...

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Posted 25 July 2011 - 05:55 AM

Threaten to kill him if he doesn't leave Toni alone.

DONALD: Fine! I'll leave you alone. My life is at stake here. Sayonara, Antonio.
*Donald walks away, gets hit by a Mr. Whoopee van*

1) He dies immediately.
2) The driver takes him to the hospital.
3) The driver takes him to his house.
4) The driver takes him to the Harwood Autocrusher.

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Posted 25 July 2011 - 06:03 AM

The driver takes him to his house
after a while, toni gets healed, the driver sees the evidence and in exchange for sexual favors destroys the evidence. Toni uses the rest of the policeman's $1.000.000 to...
1. Buy a mansion in Shoreside Vale and live happily ever after...
2. Get all the gigolos he can get...
3. Go to a gay converter and turn into a straight man...

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Posted 25 July 2011 - 06:05 AM

Buy a mansion in Shoreside Vale and live happily ever after...

So has his life passed in peace for 3 years... But then one day he got a visitor in his mansion. It was...

1. Salvatore
2. Ma (Yes, she's still alive!)
3. Miguel

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Posted 25 July 2011 - 06:26 AM

Ma
Ma:I heard you're gay now, you asshole, I sent the whole Leone family to kill you!
A few hours later the Leone's send Claude (it's 2001 now because 3 years passed, and GTA:III took place in 2001) to kill toni. but toni...
1. Helps Claude find Catalina in exchange for not being killed...
2. Gives claude the mansion in exchange for not being killed...
3. Flirts with Claude...

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Posted 25 July 2011 - 06:29 AM

Helps Claude find Catalina in exchange for not being killed...

Claude starts working for Toni, in the end he gets to Catalina and kills her, sparing the lifes of Miguel, Asuka, Kenji and Salvatore Leone, with all the gangs (except for Colombians) liking him.

Then Toni puts Claude on work to...

1. Repel the Leone hitmen Ma sent
2. Assasinate Ma and end this once and forever.

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Posted 25 July 2011 - 06:56 AM

Assassinate Ma and end this once and forever.
Claude moves toward Ma Cipriani's house. After reaching the house he holds a gun toward Ma. Ma: What are you doing? Claude: you've bothered Toni long enough. Suddenly Ma's Bodyguards show up. Claude...
1. Decides to kill them all...
2. Decides to run away and fear Toni's anger..
3. Commits suicide...

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Posted 25 July 2011 - 10:10 AM

Decides to kill them all...

He kills them and gets to Ma. Then he...

1. Holds her at gunpoint
2. Shoots her in her head
3. Decides to rape her

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Posted 25 July 2011 - 10:47 AM

Holds her at gunpoint
Ma: but wait, you like money right? Claude: everyone does! Ma: I'll give you 2.500.000 dollars, just leave me alone. Claude...
1. Accepts the offer and keeps the money for himself...
2. Kills ma...
3. Accepts the offer and gives Toni the money...

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Posted 25 July 2011 - 11:24 AM

Accepts the offer and gives Toni the money...

Toni is enraged, but having seen the money, he calmed down...

Next day, Toni and Claude wake up in the mansion and see a black limo approaching the mansion. Then out of the limo comes...

1. Salvatore
2. Donald
3. Mayor O'Donnovan

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Posted 25 July 2011 - 12:04 PM

Donald
Toni: I told you to leave me alone! Donald: Wait a minute, I have news for you. Toni: what is it? Donald: You always wanted to know who killed Salvatore right? Toni: Yeah,some asshole assigned by the Yakuza did it. But it would be nice to know who exactly did it. Donald: I have your answer, my friend, your associate "Claude" did it.
Toni is angry he looks for claude and doesn't find him. He decides to...
1. Go after him...
2. Get over it...




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