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250 Things We Learned from GTA: Chinatown Wars

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Posted 07 January 2016 - 06:22 PM

 

119. The Jaoming Triad has millions of men and dozens of helicopters and rocket launchers to kill... two other triads?

Yep I rummage around and Triad gang consist:
-Ming Family

-Joaming Family

-Lee Family 

 

I'm referring to the Rat Race mission.


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Posted 12 January 2016 - 12:03 AM

127. Wearing a dragon outfit is the best way to escape from the cops after a bank job.

128. There is room for Hamlet in modern day Liberty City.

129. Drug dealers will talk about the market's current situation in emails and will receive no punishment.

130. As of 2009, there's not a single unbroken Rusty Brown Donuts billboard.

131. A wank isn't gonna avoid you being killed. (Poor Chan).

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Posted 05 April 2016 - 05:06 PM

132. Everyone in the city apparently has the same umbrella design, just with different color.
133. You can stash about 500 bags of coke in one little red lockbox.
134. Destroying nearly half of an engine and putting a fish on the radiator will only make the car unpredictably turn left or right.
135. Motorbikes are fragile as f*ck and are hard to control. (At least for me)
136. You can make molotovs at a gas station and the owner or anyone around won't notice a d*mn thing
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Posted 24 June 2016 - 06:22 PM

137. Hot dogs and hamburgers that are from the dumpster are delicious.

138. Huang doesn't give a f*ck about hygiene. The only time he changed clothes is in the mission, Double Trouble.

139. Huang's PDA has infinite battery power.

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Posted 01 July 2016 - 10:17 AM Edited by MythicalCreature, 01 July 2016 - 10:17 AM.

140. People will hate a game if it's different.


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Posted 01 July 2016 - 06:45 PM

141. Huang met all the drug dealers of an inmerse city.

142. Kenny will ill-use yourself if you do not have enough cash to afford the apartment in East Island City, however, his patience remains same no matter how many times you visit him.


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Posted 06 July 2016 - 04:08 AM Edited by skatemaster231, 18 July 2016 - 12:16 AM.

143. Hitting a gas pump while riding a bike will launch you in the air. 

144. As long as Huang's bike is rotating in the air he'll never be throw from it.

145. Apparently LCPD no longer cares if someone runs/drives/rolls/dies at the airport so long as it's only Huang.


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Posted 09 July 2016 - 04:55 PM

146. Mass murder is the only thing that gets you anywhere.
147. Collecting dragon statues and signing into social club gives you access to an arrogant little asshole's missions.

148. Assault rifle is OP, plz nerf ;-;


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Posted 09 July 2016 - 05:21 PM Edited by Cluckin' Bell, 09 July 2016 - 05:22 PM.

149. All of the radio stations from GTA IV and EFLC are no more.

150. Huang can do paramedic levels and get rewarded the ability to sprint long distances without getting winded, as if he's about to participate in the Olympics.

151. All of the restaurants in Liberty City are closed.


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Posted 16 July 2016 - 04:54 PM

143. Hitting a gas pump while riding a bike will launch you in the air. 

144. As long as Huang's bike is rotating in the air he'll never be throw from it.

145. Apparently LSPD no longer cares if someone runs/drives/rolls/dies at the airport so long as it's only Huang.

LCPD!


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Posted 18 July 2016 - 12:26 AM Edited by skatemaster231, 18 July 2016 - 12:28 AM.

Fixed! Sorry I've been playing GTA V for too long so I forgot it was Liberty City and not Los Santos.

 

Back on topic.

 

146: Huang can't get laid

147: Huang apparently has an unlimited supply of glass bottles for molotov making.

148: You can make an infinite amount of molotovs as long as you have money for gas.

149: This is the first and only time the Rhino appears with tracks in Liberty City.

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Posted 18 July 2016 - 02:01 AM

150: Chan can't swim

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Posted 18 July 2016 - 04:18 AM

151. Huang can't get drunk.


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Posted 18 July 2016 - 09:45 AM Edited by AjdarFan, 18 July 2016 - 09:45 AM.

152. Not any vehicles' wheels are rotating, they just slide.
153. This is the first and currently the only time we controlled a character that is asian.
154. For some reason many people seems like bought jet skis after 2008.

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Posted 18 July 2016 - 05:57 PM

155. As of 2009, the military appears whenever somebody attains a 6 star wanted level.

156. Rhino tanks are available in Liberty City as of 2009 for whatever reason.


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Posted 30 July 2016 - 10:27 AM

157. High power weapons can be ordered and delivered straight to your door like pizza
158. Squishing cockroaches that climb outside of dumpsters is a popular 2009 Liberty City past-time
159. The airport, as of 2009, is accessible to the public
160. Planes are bulletproof 


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Posted 30 July 2016 - 02:04 PM

161. Huang kills his family if he has to, just like his uncle, to avange his dad's death


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Posted 30 July 2016 - 03:04 PM

161. Huang kills his family if he has to, just like his uncle, to avange his dad's death

It really is so contradictory when you put it so bluntly haha

162. There is a feminist equivalent to BLM in Liberty City


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Posted 30 July 2016 - 05:03 PM

163. Alderney is gone from Liberty City. Perhaps it drifted away like an iceberg?

164. Huang nearly lost his virginity to Ling.

165. Huang cannot pilot any helicopters or planes.


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Posted 01 August 2016 - 10:42 PM

166. Chan likes animals and flowers

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Posted 03 August 2016 - 01:48 PM

152. Not any vehicles' wheels are rotating, they just slide.
153. This is the first and currently the only time we controlled a character that is asian.
154. For some reason many people seems like bought jet skis after 2008.

Nah, actually in GTA1 you could play as Mikki, who is Asian.

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Posted 04 August 2016 - 06:34 PM

 

152. Not any vehicles' wheels are rotating, they just slide.
153. This is the first and currently the only time we controlled a character that is asian.
154. For some reason many people seems like bought jet skis after 2008.

Nah, actually in GTA1 you could play as Mikki, who is Asian.

 

Oh yeah, I don't know 2D universe so much. Sorry!


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Posted 08 August 2016 - 02:09 PM

No problem :D

 

155. Miniguns became easily obtainable by 2009, even by regular street gangsters.

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