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250 Things We Learned from GTA: Chinatown Wars

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Posted 12 May 2012 - 04:48 PM

QUOTE (Wu Kenny Lee @ Tuesday, May 1 2012, 09:37)
62. Touching people with a chainsaw makes them explode in two pieces.

GORE!

63. Windshields are unbreakable so long as the car it's a part of hasn't exploded.

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Posted 17 May 2012 - 12:56 PM

64. Niko Bellic's burned house in Hove Beach is now a Skin Care & Nails store
You can check lol.gif
65. Cars become bulletproof when sunken

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Posted 17 May 2012 - 01:11 PM

66.Huang can do the donuts while swimming only.
67.Huang can avoid the cops simply by crashing them to walls

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Posted 17 May 2012 - 10:52 PM

68. Colony Island is divided in 2 parts: One as the normal island, and the other behind the bridge as the cemetery

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 10:30 PM

#69 Bodies will disappear in a few seconds if not reanimated
#70 There are a lot of paranoid persons in LC (Hsin, Chan, Zhou, Tommy...)

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Posted 12 September 2012 - 04:07 PM

#71 Buying and selling coke is a good idea if you want to earn some money.
#72 You can drive as fast as you want and the police won't care (unless you accidently touch the police cars).

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Posted 13 September 2012 - 01:12 AM

73. There are wars in Chinatown.
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Posted 14 October 2012 - 04:34 PM

74. You Drive People to Others For Reasons Only for them to Get Killed
75. Your Uncle is Retarded
76. Dealing Drugs is Good
77. You Can Roam the City for Days Without sh*tting Nor Pissing
78. You Kill Other Drivers for Your Boss, Only to Get Yelled By Your Boss
79. When Your Car Burns, You Burn
80. There is Perfectly Good Food in Garbage Bins

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Posted 25 October 2012 - 02:49 AM

81. Huang eats rotten food out of dumpsters.

82. There are 2 doublebarrel shotguns.

83. The flying-kick isn't available on the PSP version.

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Posted 28 October 2012 - 07:49 AM

84. GTA IV is actually better because there's Alderney there.

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Posted 20 November 2012 - 04:17 PM

QUOTE (Fisciletti @ Thursday, Sep 13 2012, 01:12)
73. There are wars in Chinatown.

Winner

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Posted 22 November 2012 - 05:32 PM

85. you can burn people whit a flametrower

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Posted 26 January 2013 - 09:04 PM

86. You can earn big money only by selling drugs.

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 02:02 AM

87. Squeezing cockroaches in the garbage bins can be fun.

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Posted 11 November 2015 - 10:28 AM

88. Police chases are fun as hell as you drive the sports car
89. Your uncle is grumpy sh*t
90. Driving a rhino can destroy cars and flatten all people in its path (6-STARS! COME AT ME BRO! U MAD BRO?
91. Cops are dumbheaded like in GTA SA
92. Kill gang members for fun, or steal their weapon (What the f**k? Wanted level? Police chases coming through!)
93. Drug dealers are awesone (Smoke w33d everyday! QUICKSCOPE the dumbo cops, bitch!)

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Posted 20 November 2015 - 07:59 PM

94. Huang has a hard time getting laid.
95. Hobos are trying to kill you.
96. Spam mail is interesting to read.
97. Huang is an expert car-hacker.

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Posted 21 November 2015 - 12:45 AM

98-Anyone in LC carries a high-tech passcode decoder used to steal any old car that can't be used to steal money from an ATM

99-Huang has 99 problems but a bitch ain't one


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Posted 21 November 2015 - 10:03 AM

100: It may be the best game in the series with unique mechanics like drug dealing and "touch" mechanics (on the PSP you press buttons)


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Posted 21 November 2015 - 03:47 PM

101.Fire fighter side mission is real fun.
102.There are no fish in the water.

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Posted 03 December 2015 - 07:30 PM

103. The Chavos was a speedy lil' bastard in 2008, yet a year later it's a slow piece of sh*t.

104. Roman's cab depot is still running.

105. Huang's uncle has a stash of porn yet Huang himself never gets anything in this matter.

106. The Koreans have magically ended up in Bohan.

107. The Russian Mafia has magically changed completely.

108. Huang grunts like Niko Bellic.


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Posted 04 December 2015 - 06:19 PM

109. Chan Jaoming is the chinese equivalent of brucie but without the steroids
110. the only thing Huang has changed in his outfit are his pants. (They turn brown after the mission Double Trouble)

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Posted 04 December 2015 - 07:58 PM

111. Zhou Ming is the chinese equivalent of Ray Boccino.

112. Hsin Jaoming is the chinese equivalent of Jimmy Pegorino.

113. Cops in this game talk like afro-americans, yet all of them are white.

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Posted 04 December 2015 - 11:04 PM

114. all the dogs died

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Posted 07 December 2015 - 10:02 AM

115.Huang love to break vehicle window when sinking even though some of vehicle door ain't locked.

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Posted 09 December 2015 - 07:05 PM Edited by Honker1944, 09 December 2015 - 07:06 PM.

116.Huang can make rampges on Triads

117. Police boats are armed like u-boots

118. Chainese dealers get mad after Huang make a good deal with them. 

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Posted 13 December 2015 - 03:14 PM

119. The Jaoming Triad has millions of men and dozens of helicopters and rocket launchers to kill... two other triads?


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Posted 19 December 2015 - 04:33 PM

120. Sleeping on a couch will heal your wounds.

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Posted 22 December 2015 - 06:56 AM

121.Just like dead body,vehicle wreck now disappear after few seconds
122.Tattoo parlor ain't healthy anymore
123.Car dealership sell Rhino tank.
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Posted 25 December 2015 - 09:54 AM

124.Dealers don`t need the umbrelas.

125. We can found interesting items in trashcan like: didlo or 10$

126. Triad boss doesn`t care about frendship with other gangs

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Posted 01 January 2016 - 07:48 PM

119. The Jaoming Triad has millions of men and dozens of helicopters and rocket launchers to kill... two other triads?

Yep I rummage around and Triad gang consist:
-Ming Family

-Joaming Family

-Lee Family 

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