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250 Things We Learned from GTA: Chinatown Wars

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Posted 30 June 2011 - 07:54 PM

Just like the other games, this thread is like them.

Rules:
- Only 5 (maximum) facts per post.
- Try not to duplicate facts.

My facts:
- In all four corners of the map, are signs saying "Here be dragons."
- Nobody gets mad if you hit their cars.
- Almost anyone runs if you hit them.
- There are LOADS of drugs within the game.
- Cops can't swim very well.

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Posted 30 June 2011 - 08:42 PM

6. Shooting security cameras actually gives you something... unlike real life

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Posted 30 June 2011 - 08:54 PM

7. Nobody can talk in Chinatown wars.

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Posted 01 July 2011 - 12:24 AM

QUOTE (kizzck @ Thursday, Jun 30 2011, 20:54)
7. Nobody can talk in Chinatown wars.

Wrong... peds talk and Huang does talk... drown him SHIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT!!!
8. Crashing enough police cars can cause your wanted level to go down

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Posted 01 July 2011 - 02:23 AM Edited by GTAKid667, 31 January 2014 - 11:59 PM.

9. Cops don't get worried about people walking around with miniguns rocket launchers and flamethrowers.


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Posted 01 July 2011 - 06:36 PM Edited by MC_320, 02 July 2011 - 04:52 AM.

10. One of the enemies holding a Molotov and running in the side mission, Hobotron, has the same outfit as Huang.

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Posted 01 July 2011 - 09:56 PM

11. Huang doesn't care if Zhou Ming is really guilty or not.. He'll just cap him to clear any doubts.

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Posted 02 July 2011 - 12:57 AM

12.Rudy D'Avanzo is a transvestite

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Posted 02 July 2011 - 02:35 PM

13. You can get rid of the police if you just crash into them. Your own car often seems to survive too.
14. Many pedestrians in CTW are virgins.
15. Selma and Alonso were crazy.

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Posted 02 July 2011 - 02:42 PM

16.Cops still don't care about morality.

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Posted 02 July 2011 - 04:00 PM

17. No one can jump, suggesting high gravity.
18. Radio stations don't have DJs.
19. No matter how crap you ink a tattoo, the parlour will employ you again anyway.
20. Car doors cannot be opened underwater and you must therefore smash the rear window.
21. People leave $10 notes inside bins.

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Posted 02 July 2011 - 06:16 PM

22 getting killed by 6 stars

23 get arrested by police SWAT FBI or ARMY

24 destroy a rhino

25 killing or wounding a police officer

26 stealing a rhino tank

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Posted 02 July 2011 - 08:46 PM

27. xin likes messing with the cops

28. after you get caught selling drugs, the cops will only take away some money and ur weapons then your free to go.

29. dont trust your unlce too much.

30. there aren't any STARS in the streets to take away a star from the cops.

31. Huang pretty much hates everybody in the story, his just doing it to get revenge and he could care less about the people.

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Posted 02 July 2011 - 09:25 PM

QUOTE (Jordy. @ Saturday, Jul 2 2011, 16:00)
17. No one can jump, suggesting high gravity.

Huang can jump over cars' hoods, and the fact that cars do unique jumps also contradict this.

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Posted 03 July 2011 - 12:38 PM

31. You beat game 100% and all you get is a dumb 100% Congratulation message cry.gif ,

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Posted 07 July 2011 - 08:57 PM

32. The Turismo looks like the Coquette from GTA: IV, TLAD and TBOGT and the Hellenbach looks like the Vincent car from those games as well.

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Posted 08 July 2011 - 10:11 PM

QUOTE (jnzooger @ Saturday, Jul 2 2011, 21:25)
QUOTE (Jordy. @ Saturday, Jul 2 2011, 16:00)
17. No one can jump, suggesting high gravity.

Huang can jump over cars' hoods, and the fact that cars do unique jumps also contradict this.

I remember him not specifically jumping over anything. He usually does a parkour-style move where he puts his hand onto the surface and swings his body across. Also, it's more difficult to push yourself off the ground than to drive a car up a ramp in low gravity.

In fact, I didn't even say there was low gravity. I said "suggesting" in which I mean the lack of jumps implies a low gravity. I'm also very displeased and cross and suicidal over the fact that you have to correct me. How dare you. You're so rude. lrn2notbserious

33. Bikers do cocaine.
34. Drug dealers use graphs and charts.

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Posted 11 July 2011 - 01:43 AM

QUOTE (GTALover97 @ Saturday, Jul 2 2011, 2:16 PM EDT)
22 getting killed by 6 stars

23 get arrested by police SWAT FBI or ARMY

24 destroy a rhino

25 killing or wounding a police officer

26 stealing a rhino tank

Ummm, that doesn't make any sense. cry.gif

35. The game hides voices in your DS, and you can hear them when you open the screen while playing the game.
36. The cops have the same voices as the cops in GTA IV.
37. Huang can only say one word: sh*t.
38. Alderney was there in 2008, but was wiped off the map in 2009.

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Posted 12 July 2011 - 02:06 PM

39. The sea is full of sunken ships and nuclear waste.
40. Helicopters only fly over whatever bridge you're crossing.

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Posted 12 July 2011 - 02:10 PM

41.And if you chase a helicopter it will fly into a building (No joke)

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Posted 16 July 2011 - 04:28 AM

42. The Albanians seem to have been wiped out of Liberty City in 2009.

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Posted 17 July 2011 - 03:57 PM

43. In 2009, nobody knows From Alderney City Anymore... Did Chuck Norris Destroy it?

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Posted 20 August 2011 - 04:24 AM

44.the chainsaw can cut peds into a couple of parts

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Posted 21 August 2011 - 05:07 AM

45) Is that no one could talk

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Posted 22 August 2011 - 05:04 AM

46) Huang can carry an Uzi, Minigun, Molotovs, M16, Shotgun, and Pistol in his pants.

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Posted 23 August 2011 - 10:01 AM

47. Huang lee Survived a Head shot... (New Chuck Norris?)

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Posted 02 April 2012 - 05:44 AM

*You can find food and weapons scattered around dumpsters in the city.
*You can win a house just by winning a scratchie.
*Eating food from dumpsters refills your health.
*Your uncle is a murderer.

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Posted 06 April 2012 - 05:39 AM

52. Cars are always weakened when driven by police officers.
53. The police is not very good at driving.
54. Popping one tire on a spike strip = popping all the tires on a spike strip.
55. You can dodge fists, bullets, and explosions by rolling, not to mention your clothes are semi-fireproof and can be put out easily.
56. Getting shot in the head won't deter you too much, especially if they only used a 9mm. and hit you accidentally.
57. You can get out of any car by destroying the windshield, nevermind the perfectly valid Mythbusters method (that's another story).
58. You will always get hurt slightly by jumping out of a speeding car, but never killed if you were doing fine to start with.
59. You will always loose all of your forwards momentum when jumping out of a speeding car.
60. You have Heelsprings or Aperture Science Long Fall Boots on at all times.

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Posted 06 April 2012 - 05:39 AM

61. Your car is automatically aligned to the road.

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 05:37 PM

62. Touching people with a chainsaw makes them explode in two pieces.




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