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Posted 23 October 2013 - 11:29 AM Edited by 018361, 23 October 2013 - 11:31 AM.

This is a bit of an eye opener. Apparently, according to this, I only have 9 years left. I find this disturbing considering I am still a bit young. Although, I would like to question the accuracy of this, considering my lifestyle it probably isn't too far off from reality. It only makes me want to try harder to get my train-wreck of a life back on track. Although laziness and procrastination are habits that are hard to break.   


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Posted 23 October 2013 - 11:50 AM Edited by RoadRunner71, 23 October 2013 - 11:54 AM.

This is a bit of an eye opener. Apparently, according to this, I only have 9 years left. I find this disturbing considering I am still a bit young. Although, I would like to question the accuracy of this, considering my lifestyle it probably isn't too far off from reality. It only makes me want to try harder to get my train-wreck of a life back on track. Although laziness and procrastination are habits that are hard to break.   

Are you a obese and heavy smoker angoland child who drives under influence 7 days of the week or something?

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Posted 23 October 2013 - 12:15 PM

I've 66 years left. Not bad I guess.


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Posted 23 October 2013 - 01:33 PM

 

This is a bit of an eye opener. Apparently, according to this, I only have 9 years left. I find this disturbing considering I am still a bit young. Although, I would like to question the accuracy of this, considering my lifestyle it probably isn't too far off from reality. It only makes me want to try harder to get my train-wreck of a life back on track. Although laziness and procrastination are habits that are hard to break.   

Are you a obese and heavy smoker angoland child who drives under influence 7 days of the week or something?

 

Obese? Yes, sadly.

Smoker? No, thankfully.

Drunkard? Nope, I don't drink.

The problem is mostly likely my obesity and my families long history of heart disease, diabetes, and heart attacks. I think I can find records of people in my family having heart problems since a great grandfather of mine apparently had a heart attack in a field in the Midwest USA. I've been trying to lose weight and eat right, but it isn't that easy for me.  


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Posted 23 October 2013 - 01:50 PM

 

 

This is a bit of an eye opener. Apparently, according to this, I only have 9 years left. I find this disturbing considering I am still a bit young. Although, I would like to question the accuracy of this, considering my lifestyle it probably isn't too far off from reality. It only makes me want to try harder to get my train-wreck of a life back on track. Although laziness and procrastination are habits that are hard to break.   

Are you a obese and heavy smoker angoland child who drives under influence 7 days of the week or something?

 

Obese? Yes, sadly.

Smoker? No, thankfully.

Drunkard? Nope, I don't drink.

The problem is mostly likely my obesity and my families long history of heart disease, diabetes, and heart attacks. I think I can find records of people in my family having heart problems since a great grandfather of mine apparently had a heart attack in a field in the Midwest USA. I've been trying to lose weight and eat right, but it isn't that easy for me.  

 

Sorry to hear that, man. Keep it up with the efforts and don't give up:)

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#96

Posted 23 October 2013 - 02:07 PM

54 Years 225 Days left to live. Apparently.


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Posted 26 October 2013 - 07:20 AM

2 days??! GodDAYUM!!
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Posted 27 October 2013 - 06:06 AM

75 even though I smoke like a trooper. I like those odds! Although it's probably because I barely drink and not idiotic with anything else. Damn cancer sticks got there hold on me though.


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Posted 27 October 2013 - 06:21 AM Edited by pokemon123, 27 October 2013 - 06:22 AM.

nah this is random, i took this a second time and said i smoked 40 or more cigarrets everyday, got intoxicated everyday and was obese, ummmb had 4 or more tablespoons of salt a day, had a ton of bad cholestrol, and it said i was going to live to be 95, also said my health issues could lose me 117 years of my life :D


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Posted 27 October 2013 - 06:34 AM

According to this I'm going to live to 69. I'm so gonna bump this thread when I'm 70 and mock these results. brb in 45 years.


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Posted 27 October 2013 - 10:06 AM

Five to 16 years depending on who you believe. The medics or the Government Actuaries.


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Posted 27 October 2013 - 05:40 PM

86, 70 years left, not bad I guess

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Posted 27 October 2013 - 09:17 PM

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Holy f*ck. I don't know if I want to be that old. I'll be sure to write a note to my descendants to have me killed if I end up in a chair drooling all day.


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Posted 27 October 2013 - 09:44 PM Edited by DAWeeE1, 27 October 2013 - 09:49 PM.

I guess either 2083 or 2084 will be my last year...

 

Summary
 
Your Age: 17.9 years
Projected Life Span (total years you will live): 91.1
Projected Life Expectancy (years remaining): 73.2
 
Life Expectancy Factors
 
The average life span for your region is 81. You are expected to live 10.1 years longer than average due to your health and lifestyle.
 
GENDER: -2.5 years
Men live 5 fewer years than women. Not much you can do about that. Sulk if you like.
 
FAMILY HISTORY: 2 years
Your family history rewards you with a few extra years. Remember to thank your mom.
 
SMOKING: 2 years
Since you are not a smoker you gain 2 years over the average life span (15-25 years over smokers). If you recently stopped smoking it will take 10 years for the risk of lung cancer to return to that of a non-smoker and 15 for heart attack risk to return to normal.
 
DRINKING: 0 years
You could benifit from drinking one or two glasses of red wine per day
 
WEIGHT: 0 years (BMI: 24)
Your BMI score classifies you as normal. Grats. Go treat yourself to a double fudge, candy topped, chocolate coated, three scoop ice cream cone. You've earned it.
 
HEALTH: 0 years
At your age hypertension, cholesterol, and blood sugar are probably not much of a concern to you. Live a healthy life and maybe it never will be
 
DIET: -1 years
I won't lecture you on what foods you should be eating. I'm sure you already know. Is 1 years of life worth the sacrifice? Your choice.
 
EXERCISE: 3 years
Exercising 20-40 minutes each day can add many years to your life.
 
HAPPINESS: 4 years
As Emerson said, "Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself." Keep smiling :)
 
EDUCATION: 1 years
Not surprisingly, higher education equals longer life.
 
DRIVING: 2 years
You're no fool.The average person has a 30% chance of being in a serious accident in their lifetime but your odds are lower than average.

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#105

Posted 29 October 2013 - 05:29 AM

85.


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Posted 29 October 2013 - 04:42 PM

Apparently I've got till 71! Woop....


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Posted 29 October 2013 - 10:38 PM

80 years for me.

 

Anywho, time to have another bottle of Whiskey.


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#108

Posted 29 October 2013 - 10:52 PM

So when I started this topic a little under 3 years ago it said I have 74 years to live, now it's saying I have 68, I've lost 3 years. I guess that's because when I started this topic I had never drank alcohol or smoked before and I didn't have as much to be stressed about.


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Posted 29 October 2013 - 10:58 PM

60 years left. Let me go cry now


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Posted 29 October 2013 - 11:09 PM

About 68 more years. Not bad for someone who quit smoking. (I didn't smoke much, but still)





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