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#31

Posted 25 April 2012 - 09:33 AM

Here's mine:

"No, I just wanted to piss you off before I killed you."
"You're going down you backstabbing prick!"
"This is the last Dance for Lance Vance!"
"You took 15 years from me Sonny! And now I'm gonna make you pay!"
"This could be the start of a beautiful new relationship."

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#32

Posted 27 May 2012 - 10:01 PM

To Steve Scott: I told you, NO GIANT SHARK!!! Just keep the camera pointed at the poontang!

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#33

Posted 28 May 2012 - 09:12 PM

QUOTE (georgewlee @ Tuesday, Nov 23 2010, 13:36)
Which sentence tommy said you think is the most freaking nice?

"lance vance dance"
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#34

Posted 06 June 2012 - 09:29 PM

Random money printing dude: "Rip him a new asshole"
Tommy: "I'll rip him two!"

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Posted 12 June 2012 - 12:33 PM

"You took fifteen years from me Sonny, and now I'm gonna make you PAY!"

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#36

Posted 13 August 2012 - 07:57 AM

"No, I Wanted To Piss You Off Before I Kill You"

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Posted 13 August 2012 - 09:30 AM

I have two

!: "No,I just wanted to piss you off before I kill you"
ans "YOU INBRED IDIOT!"

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Posted 14 August 2012 - 04:37 PM

"This is the last dance for Lance Vance" for sure cool.gif .

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Posted 14 August 2012 - 05:05 PM

Diaz, I have come to take over your business

Really proves that Tommy is really bad-ass..... devil.gif devil.gif

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#40

Posted 14 August 2012 - 07:35 PM

I like his aggressive behavior on the street:
"Hey, run away and shut your mouth."
or:
"Forgive me, I'm having a psychotic episode" lol.gif

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#41

Posted 15 August 2012 - 10:39 AM

Got a lot more...

Tommy Vercetti: Sonny, you have my personal assurance that I'm gonna get you your money back, and the drugs, and I'm gonna mail you the dicks of those responsible.

Umberto Robina: Hey if Leo knows you've got his phone he'll kill you.
Tommy Vercetti: Maybe Leo's already dead. Maybe I killed Leo and took his phone. You ever think of that, prick?

[Stealing a pedestrian's Car]
Tommy Vercetti: You've got insurance, so don't be a prick.

Lance Vance: [after returning to Diaz with coke] Good shooting, my friend. You're a real, proper, grade A, lunitic.
Tommy Vercetti: Well, thank you.
Lance Vance: See you around, Tommy.
Tommy Vercetti: Ok, Mr. Lance Vance Dance.

Lance Vance: [after returning to Diaz with coke] Good shooting, my friend. You're a real, proper, grade A, lunitic.
Tommy Vercetti: Well, thank you.
Lance Vance: See you around, Tommy.
Tommy Vercetti: Ok, Mr. Lance Vance Dance.

Tommy Vercetti: Ok guys. Calm down, I'll handle this. Normally I wouldn't busy myself with driving around a bunch of drunken Scottish bisexuals, but in YOUR case, I'll make an exception!

[Tommy Vercetti and Lance Vance impersonating cops]
Tommy Vercetti: Remember, smile at the other cops.
Lance Vance: Hey there, officer. Nice badge, nice badge.
Tommy Vercetti: Real smooth, Lance.

Ken Rosenberg: Hey, hey Tommy, Tommy, look, I had this mini-bar installed.
Tommy Vercetti: We got a whole bar downstairs, Ken

Ken Rosenberg: Hey Tommy, I got you that chalkboard you wanted.
Tommy Vercetti: Ah, the benefits of a law school education: the ability to follow instructions.


[planning a bank robbery]
Tommy Vercetti: So we'll have Cam on safe, me and Phil will handle security and Hilary will be our driver.
Ken Rosenberg: What about me? The person who brought you here, the person who has helped you to no end in this town?
Tommy Vercetti: Oh, yeah, Ken. Ken here; he washes the money for us... and he keeps the drinks on ice!
Phil Cassidy: Haha, YEAH!
Hilary King: I don't really know what I'm supposed to do here...
Tommy Vercetti: Look, it'll be easy, haven't you ever seen a movie? We walk into the bank, wave the guns around... and leave very rich men.


Tommy Vercetti: I'm looking for a shooter for a job I'm pulling. From the setup here, I'm not too impressed.
Phil Cassidy: Son, I could shoot a fly off your head at a hundred feet.
Tommy Vercetti: Really?
Phil Cassidy: Yeah, I learnt it in the army.
Tommy Vercetti: Fly shooting popular in the army? Glad I don't pay tax.

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Posted 25 August 2012 - 02:26 PM

"I just wanted to piss you off before I killed you" was pretty badass.

"Dumb. Florida. Moron" was funny, too.
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Posted 31 July 2013 - 04:02 PM

Niko Bellic: Life is complicated - f*cking Dimitri!! - No one f*cks with my family - Where's Barbara with big titties and Stephanie who sucks like a vacuum?

Tommy Vercetti: I just wanted to piss you off before I kill you - This is the last dance for Lance Vance.

Johnny Klebitz: Well, I think what I've learned is that there's always a man, dude. He just wears a different uniform.

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#44

Posted 07 February 2014 - 08:08 AM

This is probably too late to say, but I'll still say this. The best sentence of Tommy is: "Maybe Leo's already dead. Maybe I killed Leo and took his phone - you think of that prick?" LOL

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 05:36 PM Edited by Hodgey., 15 February 2014 - 05:37 PM.

"Because there aint no up north any more, its all down south now"

 

"You know Ken, I think this could be the beginning of of beautfil business relationship. I mean after all, you're a coniving backstabbing two bit theif and I'm a convicted psychotic killer and drug dealer"

 

 

 

 

Two great lines from Tommy at the very end of the game, and what a way to end the greatest game of all time.

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 06:04 PM

You're not a cop, you're a robot.

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Posted 28 March 2014 - 03:43 AM

Lance Vance: "NO! I sold you out Tommy! I sold YOU OUT! The real cash is upstairs in the safe!"

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Posted 12 April 2014 - 11:34 AM

"I like this shirt..."

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Posted 13 April 2014 - 04:46 AM

"Sit down, shut up, relax..."

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Posted 13 April 2014 - 09:04 AM

"Dumb, Florida, Morons."

"Hey, thanks moron."

"Nice driving moron."

"YOU!"

"Your all morons."

"You asked for this moron."

"No dumb Florida moron jacks Tommy Vercetti."

"What's your wife doin'?"

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Posted 13 April 2014 - 10:05 AM

"Shut up, sit down, relax..."

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#52

Posted 23 April 2014 - 06:25 PM

One of the first sentences on the beginning of the game:

 

 

"I poke my head out of the gutter for one freakin' second and fate shovels sh*t in my face!"

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#53

Posted 23 April 2014 - 06:30 PM

-Tommy...rip that guy a new as*hole for me...

-I'm gonna rip him two.


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#54

Posted 05 May 2014 - 09:22 PM

"I just wanted to piss you off before I kill you."

 

-shootout at the mansion starts-

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Posted 07 May 2014 - 11:16 PM

"Say hello to my little friend !" Oh wait, I don't thin it was from him  :miranda: 


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#56

Posted 02 August 2014 - 10:19 AM

Ricardo Diaz: Plastic crap! You doing this to me? Who do you think you are, you piece of plastic *sh*t*? Aaarrgh! 
                     It eats my favorite El Burro movie, it die! What else could I do? 


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Posted 02 August 2014 - 02:22 PM

"no I just wanted you to piss off before I killed you"

 

hehe.

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Posted 02 August 2014 - 04:00 PM

"I told myself, Mario, take it easy!" 


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Posted 3 weeks ago Edited by XTad, 3 weeks ago.

Apart from those already mentioned, it's definitely this whole dialogue: "Sonny: Hey Tommy, it's Sonny. How's the suntan?
Tommy: I ain't got no suntan.
Sonny: Well, you ain't got my money either, so I'm thinking to myself 'what're you doing?'. So tell me, Tommy, what ARE you doing?
Tommy: I'm looking for the money, Sonny. Don't worry.
Sonny: I AM worrying, Tommy. That's my style because I seem to have this problem in my life with unreliable people. Don't be an unreliable person, Tommy, please"

then : "Ken: ...we should, uh, be doing very nicely for ourselves, which is, you know... good" and also whole Back Alley Brawl mission. This one is absolutely great. Ken at the beginning, Kent Paul's "That guy could defend an innocent man all the way to death row" and legendary "Way to go tough guy, beat him to a pulp. That should make him real chatty." and related phonecall "Are you OK Leo? You sound kind of... different... Tommy: Leo got away for a while, he left me in charge."

Another good one is "Gotta some canyons in the trunk... Have been saving for rainy days... You like?".

Or " Diaz: Ok, listen up, dickhead. You work for me now!

Tommy: I work for money...

Diaz: As i said, Amigo. You work for me now.".

Maybe not the most punchy ones, but definitely the most memorable. At least for me.





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