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Posted 30 August 2014 - 08:07 PM Edited by Onett, 31 August 2014 - 04:41 PM.

Little Jacob gets shot in the head by a sniper. The group panics mildly.

Niko: Oh my God, they killed Jacob!
(Packie looks out the window)
Packie: You bastar-
(Packie gets shot in the ear. He slides down the wall muttering curses.)
Brucie: HOLY f*ckING sh*t, MAN!! GET IN FRONT OF ME, NB!!!!
(Brucie crawls into the foetal position crying with bits of Jacob's brain on his bald head. The rest of the crew duck behind the kitchen counter. The sniper continues firing widly.)
Roman: Who the hell is firing at us?
Niko: I don't know? Merryweather?
Mallorie: AceRay?
Niko: Oh god, no. (He shivers)
(A chopper appears outside)
Chopper pilot: This is Merryweather! Come to the window with your hands up!
Roman: Yeah it's Merryweather. Told you all!
(Packie crawls over clutching his ear still muttering curses.)
Niko: Packie! You got a plan?
Packie: A couple... *whince*
1. They make a run for the lift, and mash the door close button, though they leave Brucie behind.
2. Niko just so happens to have an RPG in his kitchen.
3. The chopper pilot (let's call him Arnie) has a sudden heart attack and crashes the chopper, but destroys half the apartment also killing Brucie, because f*ck Brucie.

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Posted 31 August 2014 - 07:45 PM

Anyone gonna pick this up?

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Posted 01 September 2014 - 06:08 PM

2. Niko just so happens to have an RPG in his kitchen.

Niko picks up the RPG, finding it has three rockets.

Niko: The benefits of being a hitman.

Niko takes down the Merryweather chopper with a rocket. The chopper's burnt remains land in the alleyway beneath the penthouse. The sniper still stands on his rooftop. Meanwhile, the group discuss their plan behind the counter.

Roman: It's Merryweather! Told you, motherf*ckaa!

Packie: f*ck, we know already, you fat European f*ck.

Brucie: I had the feeling I was gonna die back there, and I'm Brucie Kibbutz.

Niko: So I guess we now have to find where Merryweather operates from in this city.

Roman: How do we do that?

Niko: Beats me.

Packie: Actually, I have an idea.

Brucie: So do I.

Mallorie: Me too.

Niko: What are your guys' plans?

After hearing all three plans, Niko has to decide on one.

1. Packie's plan is to have him sneak through a building to the rooftop the sniper is on. He'll get him from behind and get into the sniper's headset.

2. Brucie's plan is for them all to make a run for it and escape to City Hall, where they'll hide out with Mayor Bernie, living on peanuts and diet soda.

3. Mallorie's plan, where they call up Deputy Mayor Yusuf to provide some sort of escort so they can safely make their way to a safe spot.


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Posted 01 September 2014 - 06:49 PM Edited by Onett, 01 September 2014 - 08:35 PM.

1. Packie's plan
Packie:Alright, I got this.
Niko : You sure? You're missing half your ear.
Packie: Eh?
Niko: I said you're MISSING HALF YOUR EAR!
Packie: Okay, no need to yell. Here pass me your Desert Eagle.
(Niko passes the Deagle to Packie. Packie makes a run to the lift.)
Packie: sh*t! sh*t! sh*t!
(The sniper fires at him, barely missing. Packie gets to the lift and mashes the door close button.)
*DING*
(The door opens. The lobby is swarming with guards.)
Packie: Christ! What do I do?
1. Packie channels the spirit of Max Payne/ Neo (take your pick), enters bullet time and kills all the Merryweather in the lobby.
2. A guard spots Packie, but he pulls him in, breaks his neck, and steals his uniform, quietly.
3. Johnny pulls up on his Hexer and help Packie kill all the mercs.
4. Brucie runs out of the stairway, and gets killed, because, f*ck Brucie.

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Posted 01 September 2014 - 08:35 PM

2. A guard spots Packie, but he pulls him in, breaks his neck, and steals his uniform, quietly.

Packie tries his best to blend in with the other guards.

Packie: Hey there, soldier. Nice badge, nice badge.

He walks out the door to the building and crosses the street to get to the rooftop. He goes inside, quickly climbs the stairs and makes his way to the rooftop. Packie spots the sniper keeping watch on the penthouse. Packie hears him mutter to himself.

Sniper: Where'd that one with the ear go? I couldn't have missed him.

Packie: You totally did, motherf*cker!

Packie chokes the sniper from behind and takes his headset. The group cheers Packie on from across the street. Packie takes the headset.

Packie: Anyone available to respond?

Soldier: Yes, who is this, what do you need?

Packie: Private McReary. I'm new to Merryweather and I got lost on the way here. Can you give me directions?

Soldier: Yeah, sure, the warehouse is in Normandy, you tell me when you need more help, alright, soldier?

Packie: I'll be sure to do just that, sir.

Packie reckons the group won't hear him talking so he calls Niko on his cellphone.

Packie: Niko, the HQ is in Normandy in Alderney. I'll meet you guys there, you guys can find an alternate way, right? There's guards all over the first floor.

Niko: Yes, I know a way. Thanks, Packie.

Niko hangs up and informs the group of the plan to meet in Normandy. Niko, Roman, Mallorie and Brucie escape the building by jumping over to the building next to theirs and going down the stairs to the ground. They go out the door and see...

1. In his free time, Packie found a Monster Truck and decided to pick them all up.

2. A Merryweather guard is around the corner as they all walk out.

3. Another Merryweather chopper has been dispatched, luckily it hasn't seen them yet.

4. A Merryweather truck pulls over on the street; Niko and Brucie go balls-to-the-wall Red Army style.


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Posted 01 September 2014 - 09:00 PM Edited by Onett, 01 September 2014 - 10:53 PM.

2.
Mook #1: Eh what the f-
(Niko, using his Red Army skillz channels the spirit of Max Payne and enters bullet time, mowing him down with a Glock he found lying around)
Brucie: Yo, NB! That was totally rad!
( It starts to rain.)
Niko: (who has a gruff voice) Looks like all the angels in heaven decided to take a piss at the same time.
Brucie: Wut ._.
NIKO HAS LEVELED UP!
Shooting is lvl. 65!
Intelligence is lvl.125!
Speed is lvl. 34!
Ability unlocked! Bullet Time!
Roman: Da fuq?
The gang turn the corner and see
1. Packie in a Vincent
2. Don Percival with a few guards, and they look PISSED.
3.Jacob, having just been discharged and he has a beater Emperor.

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Posted 02 September 2014 - 02:48 AM Edited by The_Anti-tragedy, 02 September 2014 - 02:49 AM.

1. Packie in a Vincent

Packie pulls up in front of the gang and picks them up. The five all head to the Merryweather HQ in Normandy. After crossing the Hickey Bridge, Roman spots three Merryweather choppers flying around the west side of Algonquin.

Roman: Guys, look! *points*

Niko: Sh*t, cousin. Merryweather must be watching the whole city.

Roman: But why?

Packie: We'll find out when we get to Merryweather HQ.

Packie finally reaches Normandy and the five friends all get out of the Vincent.

Roman: Where do you think Merryweather is operating from in Normandy?

Niko: Maybe it's that unique tower over there that reads Merryweather Security Consulting in big bold letters?

Roman: Oh. It may be.

The five walk to the front doors. They go over their options.

Packie: Well, we need to get in touch with Don Percival, I think he may be in this building. Or if he's not we could bomb it and hope he shows up to kick our asses or something.

1. Niko gets everyone to stay back while he fires a rocket at the front doors.

2. Packie contacts the Merryweather soldier on the headset again.

3. Niko calls Yusuf to provide a Buzzard to attack the building with.

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Posted 02 September 2014 - 09:20 AM

2.
Packie: Er, hey this is Private McReary, I'm at the front door and my key card won't work, could you come get the door?
Guy on Headset: Why dosen't ya keycard work?
Packie: I had it in my pants, and I washed them, so it's kinda faulty.
(A long pause)
Guy on Headset: Alright, I'll have Johnson come open the door for you, over.
(Packie takes the headset off)
Packie: Man, I told you that would that would work.
Niko: Nice one.
Group: Yeah.
(Johnson comes to the door)
Johnson: Here you go Private. Hey, who are these guys? If they're suspected of terrorism I can ju-
(Packie breaks his neck)
Packie: Shut up, you Australian prick.
(The group walk in when all of a sudden...
1. AceRay appears from the shadows
2. A group of Merryweather come out of the lift.
3. There's a huge crate of explosives.
4. Nothing. Just a normal lobby, surprisingly.

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Posted 02 September 2014 - 11:07 PM

3. There's a huge crate of explosives.

Packie: Well lookie here.

Niko: That could be useful on the way out.

The group look around the lobby for a map of the building's layout.

Brucie: I found it!

Niko, Packie, Roman and Mallorie all turn their heads to Brucie. The layout of the building shows Don Percival's office.

Mallorie: Floor 15, Door 12. Who's going up there to confront Don?

Packie: Uh... I am. Niko's coming, too.

Roman: I suppose me, Mallorie and Brucie will keep watch for any Merryweather we run into.

Niko: Okay. Cousin, I want you to have this.

Niko hands Roman an SMG.

Brucie: Why don't I get a gun?

Niko: Because, er... You're good enough with your fists.

Brucie: That is true.

Packie: Alright, Niko, let's go.

Packie and Niko use the lift to get to the 15th floor. It was surprisingly empty.

1. On the way up, the lift stops and the doors open.

2. Niko and Packie hear an explosion from inside the building.

3. We cut to Roman, Brucie and Mallorie as they guard the lobby.

4. Little Jacob has respawned at this point and has managed to track the group down to Merryweather HQ.


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Posted 03 September 2014 - 02:29 AM

1. On the way up, the lift stops and the doors open.

(Niko) What the hell

(Packie) Why'd it stop
Door open
(Niko) Hide
They both hide in the sides of the door and Niko peaks around to see if there is anyone there
(Packie) Well?

(Niko) I don't see anyone
Suddenly the intercom in the Elevator comes on and is revealed to be Don Percival
(Percival) I suggest leaving the Elevator, if you know what's good for you
Niko and Packie walk out and then the Elevator drops and falls all the way to the ground
Niko calls Roman

(Niko) Roman you ok?

(Roman) The damn elevator slamming on the ground almost gave me a heart attack, what's going on up there?

(Niko) Don't worry about it
Niko hang up on Roman and they look around for Percival
What happens Next???
1) Percival comes out of the shadows
2) Packie's headset starts making weird noise's
3) Niko finds a police badge
4) They find a red door that says Do Not Enter

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Posted 03 September 2014 - 10:10 AM

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Niko: Let's go inside.

Inside, they find a corpse. Thr corpse of...

1. Random black guy
2. Dimitri Rascavol
3. Mikael Faustin
4. Little Jacob
5. Darko Brevic

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Posted 03 September 2014 - 10:17 AM

Little Jacob

Niko: What the f*ck? I thought his corpse was still in the penthouse?
Roman: I guessing they must've moved it to dispose it. Poor guy.
(Jacob's head is partially exposed. Brucie throws up.)
Packie: Come on let's go back.
Outside the room they find
1. A bunch of Merryweather pointing their guns at them.
2. A radio playing Nirvana's 1992 smash hit, Smells like Teen Spirit.
3. Nothing.

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Posted 03 September 2014 - 10:57 AM

2.

Brucie: I'M SO f*ckING SICK OF THAT SONG, JESUS CHRIST!!!

Niko smashes the radio. Suddenly a person walks into the room. It's...

1. The Ratman
2. Mallorie
3. Dwayne

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Posted 03 September 2014 - 12:48 PM


3. Dwayne
Niko: Dwayne? What the f-
(Dwayne shoots Brucie in the head because, f*ck Brucie.)
Roman: Oh my God! He killed Brucie!
Packie: You bastard!
Niko: Why?
Dwayne: Well, see Mr Percival is paying me far more than what I ever got hustling, so I'm now head of his security. I'm gonna need you to come with me Niko.
What does Niko do?
1. Yells "f*ck you!" and enters bullet time and kills Dwayne
2. The gang come with him.
3. Johnny comes in and eviserates Dwayne's head with a Sawn Off.

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Posted 04 September 2014 - 03:59 AM

2. The gang come with him.

They all follow Dwayne and head into Percival's office
(Dwayne) Here you go boss

(Percival) Thank you Dwayne, Niko my boy work for me and your friends get to live

(Niko) And if I refuse

(Percival) You and your friends die
Just then Devon Weston walks in
(Percival) Devon, what are you doing here

(Devon) Well slick, I have a lot of money and I'm here to buy Merriweather

(Percival) F*ck you Devon
Just then Niko breaks out of his hand cuffs and throws his pocket knife towards Dwayne and hits him square in the head and also king hits Devon in the back of the head and he falls over Percival's desk
(Niko) RUN!!!
Niko, Roman, Mallorie and Packie start running for the exit
What happen next
1) They all get lost and slit up looking for a way out
2) Pervical robs Devon unconscious body and robs him and then start running after the group
3) N.O.O.S.E invade the compound
4) Devon Wakes up and swears revenge on Niko
5) Brucies back in Hospital wondering how he was with Niko when he should've been with Roman

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Posted 04 September 2014 - 09:58 PM

3) N.O.O.S.E invade the compound

The NOOSE have been dispatched to aid Percival and have started to storm the building. Niko and his friends run to the elevator and Roman smacks the button for the first floor. As the doors close, Niko hears Percival shouting from another part of the building.

Don: Say hello to my little friend!

Don Percival turns out to be armed with a Carbine Rifle with a Grenade Launcher modification. The elevator starts to descend to the first floor.

 

Meanwhile...

 

Don Percival is launching grenades all over the place. He starts to hear the NOOSE coming.

Officer: We've been sent to aid you- *BOOM*

Percival shoots a grenade at the group of NOOSE officers.

Officer2: Mr. Percival, we're here to help-

*BOOM*

Don Percival eventually runs out of grenades, and so just starts firing rounds at the officers.

 

Niko, Packie, Roman and Mallorie...

1. Reach the first floor and escape as Packie fires a round at the explosive crate.

2. Reach the first floor and are confronted by NOOSE officers.

3. Notice that the elevator has stopped.

4. Are still going down the floors, and Don Percival is gunned down by NOOSE.


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Posted 04 September 2014 - 10:31 PM

 

2. Reach the first floor and are confronted by NOOSE officers.

 

The Elevator reaches the first floor with the group still in one piece. Packie heads through the door first, and walks out into an silent, open foyer. The rest of the group follow suit, and they quickly make their way to the front door. Upon reaching it, a mob of NOOSE soldiers come out of hiding, guns raised, ready to kill.

 

NOOSE Officer: Put your hands behind your back. We will use lethal force.

 

Roman obliges and gets onto his knees. The rest of the group stand defiant and Packie raises a Pistol.

 

Packie: Will you really shoot though, or are you shouting empty threats?

 

Packie starts to move away from the NOOSE Officers, and the rest of the group (minus Roman) follow. Roman notices that his friends are moving, but gets apprehended before he can follow. The group manages to move around the NOOSE mob before they begin to fire. However as the NOOSE open fire Buzzard guns tear up the courtyard. Four Merrywheater Buzzards begin to slaughter the NOOSE while aiming for the group, as Roman gets taken away in a Armoured Truck, which speeds away into the city, towards the airport. In the confusion, Niko ditches the group and runs to a car. When he gets to the car...

 

1.) He finds it is a wreck.

2.) He gets captured by Merrywheater

3.) He drives off to get Roman


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Posted 05 September 2014 - 01:36 AM

3.) He drives off to get Roman

(Niko) I'm coming cousin
Niko drives to catch up, dodging cars left and right and eventually catches up, he reaches out of the glove box and finds 9mm and as he puts his eyes back on the road he hits a bus stop killing several people
(Niko) That'll come back to haunt me
Niko the aims the gun at the Trucks tire and shoot but to no avail because the tyres at bulletproof
(Niko) F*cking bullet proof tyres, what now, arrrr this would be a lot easier if I had hacking skills
Just then a bus plows into the NOOSE truck and knocks it over
(Niko) ROMAN!!!!!!
Niko stops and runs over to the NOOSE truck to check if Roman is ok, he pulls the back door open and Roman laying flat on his ass
(Roman) Ouch, I think I have whiplash

(Niko) Roam, c'mon we need to get out of here

(Roman) Ok NB
They get in Nikos car and drive off, but only half way down the road someone in another car starts shooting at them
Who's Shooting at them
1) Dwayne
2) Devon Weston
3) Percival
4) Playboy X
5) NOOSE

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Posted 05 September 2014 - 03:44 PM Edited by Onett, 06 September 2014 - 12:32 AM.

3.) He drives off to get Roman

(Niko) I'm coming cousin
Niko drives to catch up, dodging cars left and right and eventually catches up, he reaches out of the glove box and finds 9mm and as he puts his eyes back on the road he hits a bus stop killing several people
(Niko) That'll come back to haunt me
Niko the aims the gun at the Trucks tire and shoot but to no avail because the tyres at bulletproof
(Niko) F*cking bullet proof tyres, what now, arrrr this would be a lot easier if I had hacking skills
Just then a bus plows into the NOOSE truck and knocks it over
(Niko) ROMAN!!!!!!
Niko stops and runs over to the NOOSE truck to check if Roman is ok, he pulls the back door open and Roman laying flat on his ass
(Roman) Ouch, I think I have whiplash

(Niko) Roam, c'mon we need to get out of here

(Roman) Ok NB
They get in Nikos car and drive off, but only half way down the road someone in another car starts shooting at them
Who's Shooting at them
1) Dwayne
2) Devon Weston
3) Percival
4) Playboy X
5) NOOSE

3) Percival
(It's Percvial in a beaten up Stanier)
Percival: BELLIC! I'M GONNA KEEP WHINING UNTIL YOU LIKE IT!
(Niko has a look of utter despair on his face)
Roman: How the flying f*ck did he survive the NOOSE?
(10 minutes earlier)
Don: Say hello to my little friend!
Don Percival turns out to be armed with a Carbine Rifle with a Grenade Launcher modification. The elevator starts to descend to the first floor.
 
Meanwhile...
 
Don Percival is launching grenades all over the place. He starts to hear the NOOSE coming.
Officer: We've been sent to aid you- *BOOM*
Percival shoots a grenade at the group of NOOSE officers.
Officer2: Mr. Percival, we're here to help-
*BOOM*
Don Percival eventually runs out of grenades, and so just starts firing rounds at the officers.
 
(Two NOOSE officers are ducking behind cover while Percival guns down more and more NOOSE)
NOOSE 1: This guy's f*cking insane!
NOOSE 2: Oh, no sh*t!
(NOOSE 2 fires a few blindshots over the piece of cover)
NOOSE 1(let's call him Scott): We gotta make a run for it.
NOOSE 2(let's call him Pilgrim): How do you suggest we do that, Scott?
(Scott looks around)
Scott: The gas tanks!
Pilgrim: Are you insane? Didn't you watch that Legend Busters episode? You can't blow up gas tanks with normal bullets, they gotta be incendiary rounds. We don't have them.
Scott: Gonna try it anyway. Cover me!
Pilgrim: Wha-
(Scott runs for a pillar beside the gas tanks. Percival unloads an entire clip into the pillar, mortally wounding Scott. Scott fires a few rounds into the gas tanks with a M1911. Flames start to come out.)
Pilgrim and Percival: Motherf-
(Pilgrim makes a run for the stairs.)
*BOOM*
The building pancakes on it self.
Percival: Uggh. (he feels his head. he doesn't have skin on his head. Most of Percival's skin, if  not all has been burnt off.) Hah. Hah ha ha! HA HA HA! (Percival has lost his mind. He staggers away from Ground Zero.)
Pilgrim: Ugggh, sh*t, I can't feel my arm...
(Percival kicks Pilgrim's helmet off, revealing a mop of brown hair underneath. Percival finds a yellow, busted Stanier. He starts driving after the cousins Bellic)
(then it was now.)
Niko: Roman, you're gonna have to shoot him.
Roman: Are you crazy? I've never shot anyone!
(Niko turns to look at his cousin)
Niko: you know you're going to-
Roman: Niko, look-
(The Vincent crashes into a garbage truck.)
(Percival pulls up, and drags their unconscious bodies back to his beaten up Stanier. He drives off.)
 
Who do we follow now?
1. Pilgrim,  as he wakes up 2 hours later in the hospital.
2. Packie, who took 2 hours to drive back to his Ma's.
3. Malorie, who strangely wakes up wearing hooker's clothing with a $100 dollar bill in her mouth.

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Posted 06 September 2014 - 04:21 AM

1. Pilgrim, as he wakes up 2 hours later in the hospital.

(Pilgrim) What the hell, where am I

(Doctor) Your at the Schotler medical center
Just then Scott comes running into the room looking all worried
(Scott) Pilgrim, your alive
Before Pilgrim can say anything the doctor explodes from spontaneous combustion killing Killing Pilgrim and knocking out Scott, just down the corridor is Brucie who gets out of his bed and check out to see what the hell happen
(Brucie) Wow, this guys still alive
Brucie picks up Scott and puts him in his car and drive to his apartment
What happens next
1) Scott wakes up half way and panics
2) Brucie arrives safely
3) The same bus that hit the NOOSE van TBones Brucie
4) Brucies apartment blows up before he gets there

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Posted 06 September 2014 - 04:53 AM

3) The same bus that hit the NOOSE van TBones Brucie

The bus rams the side of Brucie's Turismo.

Brucie: AAAAAAAAAHHHH!

Scott is woken up, not by the bus, but by Brucie.

Scott: Whu-wha... What's up?

Brucie: I was at the hospital and I heard the explosion. I've been shot in the head by my friend's former friend. I decided to take you to my apartment.

Scott: Why don't you just drive me to my house?

Brucie: Why are you alive?

Scott: ...

Brucie: It'll be more fun, trust me.

 

While Brucie and Scott throw a party in the former's apartment, we follow...

1. A doctor from the hospital that was behind the spontaneous combustion.

2. Don Percival, on the way to a destination with the cousins Bellic in his car.

3. Dwayne, who has respawned and wants revenge on Niko.

4. Mayor Bernie who has received a ransom note concerning Niko and Roman.


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Posted 06 September 2014 - 06:00 AM

4. Mayor Bernie who has received a ransom note concerning Niko and Roman.

(Bernie) what's this
Bernie opens the letter and it reads
"Dear Mr Gay person"

"Give up your mayoral status or your Bodygaurd and his fat cousin dies, I have taken them to the casino in Alderney"

"Sincerely Don Percival"

(Bernie) Yusef get the Chopper

(Yusef) Okay muthaf*cker
They get to the Helipad on the west river and fly to the casino
What happen next
1) The heli crashes after it was hit with a RPG
2) They land on the roof and go all Stealth
3) An explosion happens
4) Several boats arrive at the Casino carrying NOOSE
5) Devon Weston and several of his defecting Merriweather guys arrive to get Percival

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Posted 06 September 2014 - 09:06 AM

4. Mayor Bernie who has received a ransom note concerning Niko and Roman.

(Bernie) what's this
Bernie opens the letter and it reads
"Dear Mr Gay person"

"Give up your mayoral status or your Bodygaurd and his fat cousin dies, I have taken them to the casino in Alderney"

"Sincerely Don Percival"

(Bernie) Yusef get the Chopper

(Yusef) Okay muthaf*cker
They get to the Helipad on the west river and fly to the casino
What happen next
1) The heli crashes after it was hit with a RPG
2) They land on the roof and go all Stealth
3) An explosion happens
4) Several boats arrive at the Casino carrying NOOSE
5) Devon Weston and several of his defecting Merriweather guys arrive to get Percival

 

5.

 

But before they can do anything, Percival starts laughing furiously, and blood starts pouring out of his mouth, then an earthquake happens which causes the entire city of Liberty to sink underwater, now being nothing more than a rapture. Niko is still in the casino underwater, his cellphone rings (it is waterproof), Niko is gasping for air, but still tries to answer the phone.

 

Niko: (Water mumbling sounds)HRERRO, WHRO IRTHS THRIS? *Cellphone explodes* and a massive atomic bomb goes off.

 

What happens next?

 

1. Niko wakes up in his bed, in the time of the cold war is happening, a war soldier tells him to hurry up and get dressed.

2. Niko wakes up in a Jungle filled with Cockroaches and Beetles, Roman's head is cut off and hanging from a rope.

3. Niko wakes up on the moon, only to find out the earth has been blown to pieces


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Posted 06 September 2014 - 09:43 AM Edited by Onett, 06 September 2014 - 09:50 AM.

4. Mayor Bernie who has received a ransom note concerning Niko and Roman.
(Bernie) what's this
Bernie opens the letter and it reads
"Dear Mr Gay person"
"Give up your mayoral status or your Bodygaurd and his fat cousin dies, I have taken them to the casino in Alderney"
"Sincerely Don Percival"
(Bernie) Yusef get the Chopper
(Yusef) Okay muthaf*cker
They get to the Helipad on the west river and fly to the casino
What happen next
1) The heli crashes after it was hit with a RPG
2) They land on the roof and go all Stealth
3) An explosion happens
4) Several boats arrive at the Casino carrying NOOSE
5) Devon Weston and several of his defecting Merriweather guys arrive to get Percival

 
5.
 
But before they can do anything, Percival starts laughing furiously, and blood starts pouring out of his mouth, then an earthquake happens which causes the entire city of Liberty to sink underwater, now being nothing more than a rapture. Niko is still in the casino underwater, his cellphone rings (it is waterproof), Niko is gasping for air, but still tries to answer the phone.
 
Niko: (Water mumbling sounds)HRERRO, WHRO IRTHS THRIS? *Cellphone explodes* and a massive atomic bomb goes off.
 
What happens next?
 
1. Niko wakes up in his bed, in the time of the cold war is happening, a war soldier tells him to hurry up and get dressed.
2. Niko wakes up in a Jungle filled with Cockroaches and Beetles, Roman's head is cut off and hanging from a rope.
3. Niko wakes up on the moon, only to find out the earth has been blown to pieces
3.
Niko: What the f*ck?
(Niko looks around)
Niko:How did I get here? It's a dream, it's gotta be.
(Niko smashes his head against a rock)
What happens next?
1.Niko wakes up in some filthy basement
2. Niko wakes up in a filthier basement.
3. Pilgrim wakes up in Schottler Medical Centre.
(How the f*ck did you guys think Scott survived? He gets shot 30 times, then is at the Ground Zero of an explosion. He ain't coming back.)

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Posted 06 September 2014 - 09:51 AM

3. Pilgrim wakes up in Schottler Medical Center

(Pilgrim) Wow bad dream
The events from my earlier post happen and we wind back up to the casino with Bernie and Yusef
What happens next
1) They arrive safely
2) They crash after a rpg
3) NOOSE infiltrate the biulding
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Posted 06 September 2014 - 10:11 AM Edited by Onett, 06 September 2014 - 10:12 AM.

2) They crash after an RPG

(Lights are flashing)
Yusuf: sh*t! Bailing out!
(Yusuf bails out and lands safely at the casino)
Yusef: Bernie! You got-
(The chopper crashes killing Bernie)
Yusuf: Oh. ._. Oh, well he's a main character he'll just respawn in a hospital somewhere. Eventually.
(Yusuf walks into the casino, armed with a Pistol.44)
Yusuf: Mr Percival! My name is Deputy Mayor Yusuf Amir! I have come to give up my mayoral status! Now give me-
(Loud laughing can be heard)
Don Percival comes out of the shadows laughing manically. All of his skin is now burnt off, he most likely did that. He has gone joker level insane now.
Percival: Ah, I'm sorry, I wanted the fag not the Arab, where is he?
Yusuf: D-dead...
Percival: Oh, really? Guess you ain't of any use.
(Percival pulls out a knife and throws it in Yusuf's stomach. Yusuf falls into a world of darkness.)
Who do we follow now?
1. Pilgrim, having just been discharged from the hospital, hears the story about Mayor Bernie and 'borrows' a Oracle. He drives to Alderney.
2. Packie, who is in Dukes right now.

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Posted 06 September 2014 - 12:50 PM

2. Packie, who is in Dukes right now.

What is he doing in Dukes
1) At his Ma's eat food
2) Figuring out a plan to get Niko back
3) Cutting an Albanians neck

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Posted 06 September 2014 - 01:19 PM Edited by Onett, 06 September 2014 - 03:09 PM.

2) Figuring out a plan to get Niko back

(Packie is in his Ma's house, tending to his ear wound and trying to figure out a plan to get Niko back)
Packie: So, the only thing I know is that they're missing. Yeah, that's real handy, Packie...
(Packie's phone rings. It's an unknown number.)
Packie: Hello?
???: Listen, I don't know you, and you don't know me, but I think I know where Niko and Roman are.
Packie: Oh, really? How am I supposed to believe you?
???*sigh* You don't have to, but I guarantee you, Niko will be dead.
Packie: .... Ok. Where we gonna meet?
???: Meadows Park, 15 minutes. Look out for a radio playing Dirty Boots by Sonic Youth. *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*
Packie: Well done, Packie you may have walked yourself into a trap.

(15 minutes later. Packie heads to Meadows Park. He hears Dirty Boots playing and goes toward the source).
He finds...
1. Pilgrim
2. Francis

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Posted 07 September 2014 - 04:26 AM

2. Francis

Packie: Brother Frankie, you conniving crooked bastard. What do you know about me boy Niko?

Francis: Good to see you too, Packie. Honestly, what do I not know about Niko? I know he and his cousin are being holed up in the old casino in Westdyke. You get there, quickly, before Don Percival cuts off both of their heads.

Packie: Whose side are you on?

Francis: Neither. You're all a bunch of crooks. Percival may be worse; the man's gone insane ever since Merryweather went down in San Andreas.

Packie: Okay, I'll get to the casino. Why are you doing this, Francis?

Francis: With everything I know about Niko, I figure I might as well do something with it.

Packie quickly gets to his Oracle and drives to the abandoned casino.

 

Who do we follow?

1. Niko and Roman who are actually not at the casino. Percival and Francis are working together.

2. Don Percival who just got off a phone call with Dwayne shortly after killing Yusuf.

3. Still Packie, who gets stuck in traffic on the Hickey Bridge.


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Posted 08 September 2014 - 04:21 AM Edited by Billy james, 08 September 2014 - 04:24 AM.

2. Don Percival who just got off a phone call with Dwayne shortly after killing Yusuf.

(Percival) Alright mr Bellic, I've killed your gay mayor

(Niko) No, not Bernie

(Percival) Yes Bernie, and I've also killing his deputy

(Roman) And Yusef

(Percival) Stop interrupting me, and now Dwayne is on his way to take care of you for what you did at the Compound in Normandy

(Niko) What about Weston, I knock his lights out

(Percival) He's back in San Andreas, after what you did he felt scared because he didn't to mess with you

(Roman) Really, Niko?

(Niko) He should be
Just then the the door open with Dwayne walking, he directs Niko to up the stares to the roof
(Roman) Nik...
Percival slaps Roman
(Percival) Shut up fatty

(Niko) Dwayne, remember we were friends.

(Dwayne) I thought that to but no
Just then Dwayne is shot by a sniper
(Niko) What the hell, THANK TOU!!!!
Niko sees a broken pipe that got a sharp edge coming from it and cut his rope off, he then sneaks down the stares and spy's on Roman and Percival
(Roman) So after Dwayne is done with Niko, what are you gunna do with me

(Percival) Kill you, what's taking Dwayne so long
Just then Packie comes in the room with an M4 with a silencer attached to it
(Percival) What the hell, what heppen to all of my guards

(Packie) I killed them all

(Percival) You'll pay for that....
Just as Percival said that Niko snaps his neck and and Percival is dead, Packie walks over to Percival body
(Packie) If I'm gunna pay for it, then you better snap to it

(Roman) Nice pun

(Packie) Thanks
Niko unties Roman and get they hell out of there
What does Niko to next
1) Take Roman home
2) Go with Packie
3) Get some burger shot
4) Disposes of Percival's body




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