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Posted 27 April 2013 - 04:02 PM

QUOTE (billy james @ Friday, Apr 26 2013, 03:30)
1) Kratos kills the zombies and run towards Alderney

Niko: "Well I'll be damned, he did it. Shouldn't have doubted him."
Luis: "We can't just hide here until Yusuf comes back. What if something has happened to him and he doesn't return?"
Niko: "Good point. Okay everyone listen up! We're going back out on to the streets and we're going to do some more undead massacring."
Everyone: "YEAH!"
Our heroes descend to street level and fight their way through the hordes towards Star Junction whilst Johnny Cash's "When The Man Comes Around" plays in the background.
Niko: "Where's Kratos when we need him!?"
Our heroes barricade themselves inside Burger Shot whilst a large horde surrounds the building.
Johnny: "We must have killed over a 1000 odd out there, and yet it seems like we did absolutely nothing!"

Then...
1. The hordes smash down the doors and windows.
2. The road out front collapses sending the horde falling into the subway.
3. Our heroes take back to the streets and fight some more.
4. They all have lunch.
5. The kitchen suddenly becomes ablaze.

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Posted 28 April 2013 - 01:45 AM

QUOTE (AlexGTAGamer @ Saturday, Apr 27 2013, 16:02)
4. They all have lunch.

Packie's Bleeder becomes infected somehow and he drops it on a bag of fries that becomes infected too.
Niko: What the f*ck?
Luis gets the katana and Juliet Starling gets her chainsaw and they both cut the food in half.
Niko: Wait. Why hasn't anyone thought of using their phones and calling a tactical NOOSE team?
Roman: Oh yeah, you do have a point.
Drake: Everyone evacuated the city. And the zombies have probably screwed with the nearest tower.
Niko: Well so much for living.
The road outside the Burger Shot collapses and part of the horde drops into the subway tunnel. The train still somehow works but gets derailed from the zombie bodies and licks the wall of the building across the block and curves into the Burger Shot windows. Basically the train curves into a backwards C.
Niko: How did that road collapse?
Johnny: The zombies must've been too heavy. But it still doesn't make sense that the ground above the subway and below the road would be hollow.
Luis: Let's just say they were heavy.
Roman: Those people aren't gentlemen.
Roman does the Gentleman dance.
Niko: *shaking his head* No. Just no.
1. The zombies break into the Burger Shot from the broken window.
2. Everyone does the Gentleman dance and Psy comes to the rescue.
3. The golden chainsaw and katana become anthropomorphic and can now talk.
4. Cole finds golden weapons in a room behind the kitchen.
5. Niko finds a giant dildo bat inside the katana.

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Posted 28 April 2013 - 03:51 PM

QUOTE (The_Anti-tragedy @ Sunday, Apr 28 2013, 01:45)
2. Everyone does the Gentleman dance and Psy comes to the rescue.

Psy kicks open one of the doors and everyone starts dancing, until the other half of the horde attacks Psy.
Niko: "Thanks for being a distraction."
The group leave Burger Shot and travel south. They take refuge in the Rotterdam Tower lobby and decide what they should do next.
Luis: "Let's go to the nearest cop shop and restock. Maybe even try and find some more help."
Juliet Starling: "You boys can do that, I'm perfectly happy with my new golden chainsaw."
Drake: "How about we find Kratos? I know he's unstoppable and can look after himself, but I'm just a little concerned what has happened to him."
Niko: "How about we go to City Hall and make that our permanent place of refuge?"
Johnny: "I wanna build an armoured car so I can drive through the streets in ease, killing the undead as I go along relaxing and listening to the radio."
Luis: "Aye, I like that idea."
Niko: "Know of any garages nearby where we can build this vehicle?"
Johnny: "Bohan is the best place for garages."
Niko: "What about Brucie's garage?"

What do they decide to do?
1. Head to City Hall to make refuge.
2. Head to the nearest police station to restock on weapons and ammo, and maybe find some more help.
3. Head to Brucie's garage to build the armoured car.
4. Go out to find Kratos.
5. Have a large fight as no one can agree on what to do next.

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Posted 01 May 2013 - 02:28 AM Edited by The Pizza Delivery Guy, 02 May 2013 - 05:01 AM.

QUOTE (AlexGTAGamer @ Sunday, Apr 28 2013, 08:51)
2. Head to the nearest police station to restock on weapons and ammo, and maybe find some more help.

So everyone heads down to the cop station dodging hordes of zombies along the way and eventually reach the station.

Luis: This place is sure to be covered top to bottom with zombies. Is there any safer way to get inside?

The team are standing inside of the cop station parking lot when suddenly a squad of police officers come out of no where with their guns drawn.

Niko: Oh Crap.

Officer 1: Hands up, you infected ass on a stick!

Niko: We're not infected! We're talking in sentences and standing up straight!

Officer 2: Don't listen to him Jimbo! That one's bent tying his shoe!

Officer 1: True. I'll give them two more chances to prove they are healthy.

Niko: Are they really this stupid?

Officer 1: Hey! That's not nice! I'll only give you one more chance now.

Johnny: Niko shut up before you get us all killed.

Officer 1: You have 10 seconds!

Niko: Officers, please. We clearly mean no harm! There's no reason to jump to conclusions just because we are part of the normal public. We may not even be infected! Just look into our eyes and you'll see that...

Officer 1: Time's up!

All the cops fire on the team, but they hold together and are able to survive the firepower. One officer is still barely living.

Officer 3: You aren't infected it seems...

Drake: You're just figuring this out now?

Officer 3: But H-E told us that we were the only ones remaining and would have to repopulate the planet.

Niko: But how? Everyone on the LCPD is male!

Officer 3: Oh yeah... oh right. Damn.

The officer dies.

Luis: Well that was fun and all, but what are we going to do about getting into this station?

Niko: Who was this "H-E" person that officer mentioned?

Johnny: We can't worry about that now, let's get weapons, then we'll discuss that "H-E" guy.

How do they get into the station?

1. They hide behind Juliet and her chainsaw through the front door
2. They use Brucie's helicopter and go through the roof
3. Bowling ball Roman breaks down a random wall
4. Chell appears and assists with portals
5. The story is attacked now by GTA V threads

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Posted 10 May 2013 - 12:32 PM

5. The story is attacked now by GTA V threads
While they all stand there, bamboozled about how to get into the station without being mauled to death, when suddenly, a 12 year old approaches them and says "FRANKLIN IS DUMB AND BLACK AND MICHAEL AN OLD HAG! TREVOR IS COOL CAUSE HE RANDUMB AND FUNNY!!!! HEUHEUEHUEHEU
Niko: Wait, what?
Johnny: Who's Franklin? Wait who's Trevor?
A hoard of 11-12 year olds and 30 year old virgins approach the group
"I HOPE THERE IS REALESTAC STAK IN DA GAEM!!!!11!!
"FRONKLIN IS CJ'S SON!!!"
"GAT IV SUKED!! GTA V SHULD BE LYK SA!!!
GROVE ST CONFERMED!"

Luis: AHHHHH! KILL THEM!!!!
Lee: THERE'S TOO MANY!
The whole group flees from terror into the police station.
Niko: Ahhhh, were safe now.
Zombies comes around the corner and attack the group.
Niko: Oh, yeah, the zombies...

1. The GTA V threads breach through the wall and attack the group.
2. Chell comes in and saves the day
3. [enter name here] sacrifices him/herself to the zombies
4. The zombies grab the guns and learn how to shoot

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Posted 11 May 2013 - 01:43 AM

QUOTE (thegtaman531 @ Friday, May 10 2013, 12:32)
1. The GTA V threads breach through the wall and attack the group.

The kids and virgins jump on top of the group.
"COOL, A GUN!" A 12-year-old fires Niko's assault rifle. "RECOIL SUCKS!"
Niko: Come back here before you shoot yourself! Actually, just keep shooting.
Johnny gets shot in the back by the kids with guns.
Johnny: Are you f*cking serious?
Packie: I'll take Johnny to the roof. You guys kill all these so-called hardcore gamers.
The group of kids and virgins keep yelling sh*t about GTA V.
"FRANKLIN IS THE COUSIN OF CJ'S MOTHER'S BROTHER TWICE REMOVED!"
"MICHAEL IS COOL, BUT HE'S OLD, SO HE SUCKS."
Cole: I'm losing so many brain cells just listening to this crap.
Drake: Just kill all of them.
Niko: No, we'll just distract them while we take the helicopter on the roof of the station.
Luis: How will we distract them?
Niko: We distract them with a fake screenshot of GTA V.
Niko and Luis print a picture of a beach and everyone stares at it.
"Fake and gay." They all say at once. Niko shows them a stack of video games other than GTA ones.
Luis: Don't you want a variety of games other than GTA? How about Sleeping Dogs, or Call of Duty?
Niko: Actually, not Call of Duty but Bioshock Infinite.
Drake: Or Uncharted. But we don't have any new games. Actually, I'll be right back.
Niko lays down the stack of games on the floor and the gamers all look at them. The protagonists and characters all rush up the stairs of the police station to the roof where the helipad is.
Niko: There's the chopper!
Everyone gets inside the helicopter somehow.
1. Three of the gamers somehow followed them and jumps onto the helicopter's landing skis.
2. The helicopter is shot down by a kid that stole Johnny's rocket launcher.
3. Niko realizes they left Packie, Johnny, and Nathan Drake behind.
4. Luis and Niko fight over who should pilot the helicopter.

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Posted 11 May 2013 - 03:27 AM

QUOTE (The_Anti-tragedy @ Saturday, May 11 2013, 01:43)

4. Luis and Niko fight over who should pilot the helicopter.

Niko heads to the cockpit
Niko: Okay we're going to 2 places now. LUIS get about 100 grenades ready
Luis: Ok Nikoooooooooo
They head over first to the IGN HQ.
Niko: Luis see dat building right der, drop a grenade on it plz biggrin.gif
Luis: Whatever you say
Luis drops about 10 grenades
Niko: STAHP
Next Niko flys the chopper over to COD HQ. And parks it on a roof about 1 mile away.
Niko: Okay guys, we're taking on the COD gamers. Watch out for camping noobs and 5 year olds.
Packie grabs a M60 Luis Grabs an M420
Niko suddenly calls Jacob
Niko: Yo Jacob, my man I'm going to need some help, Im taking on the COD HQ. I need as many "Brethrens" you can get to help me. I got a guy for the weapons.
A Dwayne and his "Homies" Drive up in 2 black SUV's
Dwayne: there are about 6 "Homies". Go to my trunk and check it out
Niko and Dwayne head over to his Patriot's boot and lift it open
Niko: DAMN Dwayne... Theres at least 30 weapons in here.
About 10 Tec-9's 5 Uzis 5 ak-47s and about 10 shotguns
about half an hour later Jacob and 10 of his men are here.
Niko: Jacob lift that trunk
Jacob slowly walks over to the boot of the landstalker. His roll falls out of his mouth.
Jacob: Yo mon, come get some of dis.
Niko: Gotta call 1 more person
Niko calls Sam Fisher.
Sam: Hello who is this?
Niko: Its Me, Niko
Sam: Ahh yes Niko, what do you need.
Niko: We're taking on COD , we're bringing the DUTY to them.
Sam: Ill meet you there in a bit.
Sam arrives along with the 20 of the rest of the crew.
SAM: ill take out this guard and use this EMP to blind the cameras so you have enough time to get in without getting detected.
They breach the Lobby only to find No-scopers
Sam fisher "Executes" all 3 of them
Sam: Pff show offs" Might want to put some silencers on your weapon
Sam jumps out the window onto a ledge
Niko: you hear him, attach a silencer if you have one. Jacob and his men go clear out the top floors
Dwayne, take your homies and clear the left wing. Luis, packie you're with me.
The all creep through the corridor, couple of quick scopers here and there. No problem for Niko's crew.
Niko, Luis, and Packie reach the room for COD ghosts
Niko: Destroy it all! Luis plant a C4 charge and set it for 5 minutes
Niko Presses the button on his walkie talkie
Niko: Ok there's 5 Minutes, we all have to leave and be at least 500 feet away... NAO!
The crew all jump out the windows from the first and 2nd floors. They reach the safety of the parking Garage.
Niko: Beautiful... I owe you all. Tonight, The Mcnuggets are on me

1. They go to McDonald's
2.Infinity Ward "interrupts them"
3. They all head to L.S for a month
4. They all scatter to Vice city for about a month
5. Niko wakes up from his dream

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Posted 11 May 2013 - 10:45 AM Edited by billy james, 12 May 2013 - 05:12 AM.

1. They go to McDonald's

The GTA and Non GTA people go to McDonalds but realise there's still the little case of a zombie problem

(Niko) F*ck, fighting the V section and COD fag made me forget there's still zombie out and about

(Cole) Don't forget Currupted

(Drake) And Descendents

(Isaac) And Necromorphs

(Niko) Yep, but until Yusuf gets back with his "friend" they're not going anywhere soon, all right, Me, Cole, Drake, My cousin of a bowling ball, Brucie, Bernie, Packie, Joal, Lee and Gerry come with me, we'll go back to the Majestic, Derrick, Johnny, Luis, A&H, Terry, Clay, Isaac, Julia, Mori, Boss and Marcus you all head to Alderney and go find Kratos and then come back here to the Hotel, everyone know where to go?

(Everyone else) yep

Who do we follow???
1) Team Niko
2) Team Johnny
3) Kratos, who's in The Alderney state prison looking for boxes to upgrade his blades of Choas

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Posted 12 May 2013 - 03:30 PM

QUOTE (billy james @ Saturday, May 11 2013, 11:45)
3) Kratos, who's in The Alderney state prison looking for boxes to upgrade his blades of Choas

Kratos: "Still nothing. Why did I come here?"
Michael suddenly appears next to Kratos.
Michael: "I guess it was the weather."
Kratos: "Actually the weather is pretty sucky here. Where did you come from?"
Michael runs away.
Kratos: "Get back here!"
Michael runs out of the prison through the main gates which have somehow been blown open closely followed by Kratos. He runs past Team Johnny who have reached the prison via an armoured bus.
Johnny: "Hey there he is. Why's he chasing Michael?" *Opens door of the bus and yells* "AYE KRATOS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" *Yells alert nearby hordes of zombies*.
Luis: "Smooth move Johnny, you idiot."
Michael escapes and Kratos joins the team on the armoured bus.
Armando: "Damn! Look how many there are!"
Kratos: "The chemicals in the industrial complex allow them to mutate and multiply."
Luis: "You're joking, right?"
Kratos: "If I was joking I would say a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says why the long face?"
Everyone: *Groan*
Kratos: "I know, that was a terrible joke."
Johnny: "Let's just get the hell out of here! Niko and the rest of them are at the Majestic, we'll head there."

On the way over...
1. The Booth Tunnel has collapsed so they have to use the Hickey Bridge which is blocked by an abandoned Army checkpoint.
2. A new breed of zombie (of your creation) attacks the team.
3. The armoured bus runs out of fuel.
4. A band of 10 survivors stops the bus and asks the team for assistance.
5. Mori gets into a fight with A & H for some reason.

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Posted 12 May 2013 - 10:42 PM

QUOTE (AlexGTAGamer @ Sunday, May 12 2013, 15:30)

3. The armoured bus runs out of fuel.

Johnny: Well sh*t... we're out of gas and we have no guns.Only this CD of Justin Beiber and Dance Dance Revolution
Luis: We challenge the zambies to a dance off.
They get the xbox up in a matter of minutes and put down 2 mats.They then play Katy Perry : Firework
Johnny : Ahem let the pro go first ↓←↓→↓↓→↓←↓→↓↨↑↓
Atleast 10 Zambies go up on flames
CJ suddenly runs up and just "Destorys" the "DANCE FLOOR"
All of the zombies die of his moves
CJ: Everybody gets 1
And runs off in the distance
They're about 1/2 through Middle park when they happen to find a shopping cart. They take it to the street Johnny and Luis get in the front, and Kratos pushes them.
They finally arrive to the Majestic

(1) They're gone
(2) Moar Zambies)
(3) Decide to turn around and get some Mcdonalds
(4) Pelvic thrust on a random car for celebration
(5) Enter to hotel

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 09:20 AM Edited by billy james, 14 May 2013 - 09:23 AM.

(5) Enter to hotel

(Niko) Alright you got Kratos back, where was he

(Luis) He was in the Prison breaking box for some reason

(Niko) Why

(Kratos) Becasue those box can upgrade my Blades of Chaos

(Niko) Oh ok cool, on our way back here we ran into some zombies that were running toward us with these shiny blue knives

(Unknown dude) There called Running Dead

(Drake) Who the hell are you

(Unknown dude) My name is Rex Power Colt

(Niko) And what game are you from

(Rex) I'm from Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon

(Mori) And why the f*ck should we trust you

(Rex) Becasue if you don't (points Killstar at him) I'll blow you to up with my killstar

(Mori) Ok calm down

(Rex) No one tells me to calm down!!!
Rex then use the Killstar on Mori
(Everyone) mercie_blink.gif
Just then Yusuf arrives in a helicopter

(Niko) YUSUF!!! Your back

(Yusuf) I'm back muthaf*cker and I've got my friend with me, hey your already here

(Rex) Yep, did you bring upgrader

(Yusuf) I sure did my nig...

(Everyone) Don't say it

(Niko) Just what the hell is an upgrader

(Yusuf) Well how about I show you, everyone get in circle
They all get in a circle and Yusuf puts the Upgrader in the middle and set the timer for 10 seconds and joins the circle
What happens next???
1) The Upgrader shines a bright light surrounding the group cause everyone weapon to becomes an upgraded version of it
2) Nothing happens as the upgrader breaks up into Pieces
3) An extreamly bright light shines of the city which cause everyone to grow ten feet tall and get super powers and also attracts every zombie, Currupted, Descendent and Necromorph in town

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 04:01 PM

QUOTE (billy james @ Tuesday, May 14 2013, 10:20)
2) Nothing happens as the upgrader breaks up into Pieces

Niko: "You have got to be kidding me."
As the characters start to complain smashes are heard from outside the door of the penthouse. Brucie volunteers to take a peek outside but as soon as he opens the door a necromorph lunges at him.
Brucie: "AAAHHHH! GET THIS THING OFF ME!"
All the characters fire and attack the necromorph tearing it to pieces.
Brucie: "You can't kill me, I'm genetically superior! I'm an alpha male, bitch!" *Kicks a piece of the body but is then attacked by a headcrab from Half Life* "sh*t! AAAAHHHH!"
Niko: "Oh for pete's sake." *Blows headcrab away with a shotgun*. "Brucie get back in here before something else attacks you."
Brucie: "Sure thing NB." *Quickly shuts and locks door then runs to the bathroom*.
Drake: "Seems all those beasties are now inside the hotel. What do we do now?"
Kratos: "Let me at them."
Niko: "Sure, go for it."
Kratos smashes down the door and goes on a zombie/beasty rampage through the hotel.
Niko: "You could have opened the door, not broke it down!"
Cole: "Now what?"
Rex: "If you lot can get me to a place where I can build another upgrader, say a garage or somewhere, I can get it to work this time round."
Yusuf: "Let's do it n-"
Everyone: "Don't say it!"
Yusuf: "Naggers. Ha! Got you!"
Niko: "Let's go. Brucie! We're going for your garage!"
Brucie: "Be with you in a sec NB!" *Toilet flush*

The characters make there way down to the lobby passing the mutilated bodies of the zombies that Kratos has destroyed, and set out to Brucie's garage.

1. The characters are ambushed at the end of the road.
2. A new breed of zombies appear.
3. A new ally joins the group (anyone of your choosing).
4. Zombie Phillip Oscarfield III, Adam Burns and Regan Jones who now control their zombie gangs attack the characters.
5. They reach Brucie's garage but find it has been looted and gutted by fire.

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 02:52 PM

5. They reach Brucie's garage but find it has been looted and gutted by fire.

(Brucie) Nooooooooo, my garage, Cole you have Ice powers can you put it out

(Cole) sure can
Cole uses his ice powers and puts the fires out
(Niko) Alright we all can't fit in here so everyone from team me, you search in here looking for stuff we need and everyone from team Johnny go outside and keep watch of Zombies

(Johnny) Alright, let rock and roll
While Team Johnny is keeping watch with no disturbances at all, team Niko finds a flat tire, a wrench, a broken computer in the office, a couple of nuts and bolt and...
What???
1) The dead headless body of Lenny
2) A Necromorph hiding in a vent
3) A Car battery
4) A hidden guns stash that the looter didn't find
5) An entrance to the underground tunnels

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Posted 24 May 2013 - 08:43 AM Edited by billy james, 24 May 2013 - 09:42 AM.

Sorry for the double post but why the hell is this on the 2nd page

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Posted 24 May 2013 - 09:15 AM

QUOTE (billy james @ Friday, May 24 2013, 08:43)
Sorry for the double post but why the hell is the on the 2nd page

What is?

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Posted 24 May 2013 - 09:42 AM

QUOTE (thegtaman531 @ Friday, May 24 2013, 20:15)
QUOTE (billy james @ Friday, May 24 2013, 08:43)
Sorry for the double post but why the hell is the on the 2nd page

What is?

The friggin chain story

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Posted 24 May 2013 - 05:00 PM

QUOTE (billy james @ Thursday, May 16 2013, 15:52)
5) An entrance to the underground tunnels

Niko lifts a large piece of metal sheeting from the floor in the corner and finds a hatch with a ladder leading down into the large underground tunnel system.
Niko: "Brucie how long has this been here for?"
Brucie: "sh*t, I don't know NB, this is the first time I've ever seen that entrance before."
Niko: "You never noticed this before in your own garage?"
Brucie: "Lenny probably knew about it as he's always here, but you know me man I'm always out on the prowl for the bitches!"
Luis: "More like scaring them away."
Julia and a few others: *Snicker*
Brucie: "Not cool L."
At that very moment Lenny climbs up the ladder.
Lenny: "Hey guys. Er... what are you lot doing here?"
Brucie: "Lenny you bitch! Have you been hiding down there all this time?"
Lenny: "When the looters broke in I couldn't fight them all off so I hid in the tunnels."
Brucie: "You let them destroy and loot my garage!"
Niko: "Guys we have no time for fighting! Let's all go into the tunnels and get to someplace else where we might be able to find supplies."
Our heroes venture through the complex tunnel system and take the first exit they come to.
Niko: "Let's see what's behind hatch number 1."
Niko climbs up the ladder and opens the hatch and finds himself inside the backroom gambling den that Roman frequents.
Roman: "Cousin, what's up there?"
Niko: "It's your gambling den."
Roman: "Is Talbot up there?"
Niko looks around and sees Talbot, two Albanians, Ivan, Jeff, Brian Meech and Mel all playing cards.
Niko: "Hey guys."
Albanians: "sh*t it's a sting!"
Niko: "What? No it's me-"
Albanians: "Everyone run!"
Niko: "No don't go outsi-"
The seven guys all run outside and are attacked by a horde of undead.
Niko: "I tried to warn you."
Roman: "Cousin! You didn't answer me!"
Niko: "If Talbot owes you money he's dead now."
Roman: "Damn it!"
Niko closes the hatch and goes back into the tunnels and ventures with the rest of our heroes.

Hatch number 2 reveals...
1. The Triangle strip club.
2. Roman's cab depot.
3. Comrade's Bar.
4. Little Jacob's house.
5. A gun shop.

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Posted 30 May 2013 - 10:41 AM Edited by billy james, 31 May 2013 - 02:21 AM.

5. A gun shop.

(Niko) Well hello, does anyone need to stock up on Ammo

(Everyone) Yes!!
Everyone climb up the ladder one by one to refill

20 minutes Everyone get what they need and they head back down the tunnel to continue looking for anymore hatches

(Drake) How long do these tunnels go for, because my feet are getting sore

(Boss) Mine to

Just then The bowling that is Roman starts to making strange noises

(Niko) What the hell
Niko put the Ball down and it shines on the group as the bowling ball rise in the air and turn back into roman

(Niko) Cousin

(Roman) Niko, why the hell was I a bowling ball for the last five pages

(Niko) Long enough c'mon there a hatch up ahead
They all run toward the hatch and discover it's the...
What???
1) City Hall
2) Airport
3) Maisonette 9
4) Tonys apartment
5) Nothing, it's just a hatch that leads out to the street

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Posted 31 May 2013 - 03:11 AM

QUOTE (billy james @ Thursday, May 30 2013, 10:41)
3) Maisonette 9

They find themselves in the women's bathroom in Maisonette 09. A voice saying "Hi Luis..." is heard but no one follows the sound.
Luis: I know that voice.
Drake: Doesn't sound like anyone I know.
Niko: I'll see if the zombies have gotten to us yet.
Niko, Johnny, and Kratos go to the door of Maisonette. They open the door, and they find no zombies outside.
Johnny: Finally, a place for f*cking peace and quiet away from all those things.
Luis is looking around in the VIP section where from behind a couch, Margot, Luis' crazy ex-girlfriend, jumps onto his back. He stumbles onto a table and throws Margot onto the bar counter.
Luis: Margot, what the f*ck?
Margot: Luis. Good to see you're back.
Luis: Out of all the people that couldn't be zombies...
Margot: What was that?
Luis: No offense Margot but you're kind of f*cking insane.
Boss: Guys, there's no creatures outside yet! We can do anything we want here for now.
Margot: Let's go outside, Luis. Hot sh*t.
Luis: I'll feed you to the f*cking descendants. Just leave me alone.
Cole and Packie knock out Margot by hitting her upside the head with two wine glasses.
Luis: Thank you, guys. Let's see where the rest of these tunnels go.
Packie: You said it. Should we bring the bitch?
Luis: Margot? No, leave her here, and keep the door to the club open. Hopefully the zombies will come here.
Cole: Right. Got it.
Everyone goes down the hatch in the restroom and follow the tunnels. The next hatch leads to...
1. The MeTV building.
2. The underground XXX shop in Hove Beach.
3. Steinway Beer Garden.
4. Roman's room in the Middle Park East safehouse.
5. Packie's room full of his stash.

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Posted 31 May 2013 - 08:38 AM

1. The MeTV building.

Niko peaks this head in the out from the hatch and sees two Necromorphs feasting on a human

(Niko) A there's two Necromorphs in the lobby

(Roman) Well shoots them then
Niko puts a suppresser he got from the gun shop on his gun and kills them
(Niko) Ok that's them taking care of
Niko climb up and out of the hatch and so do everyone else
(Niko) (whispers) Ok everyone out the silencers on your guns, what where do up here is where are going to look for supplies and in 20 minute we meet back here, you got it

(Everyone) Got it

(Niko) Shhhh

Who do we follow in looking for supplies???
1) Niko
2) Cole
3) Roman
4) Drake
5) Kratos

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Posted 31 May 2013 - 08:59 AM

1) Niko
Niko takes the elevator up to the office area. As the elevator doors open Niko see's that the office is swarmed with Necromorphs.
Niko: I have a made a terrible decision
But luckily he quickly slams the close button and he is safe. He opens up the hatch and climbs up the elevator wire until he gets to the top floor where there are no zombies and all the supplies are. Niko is all geared up. Suddenly, A Necromorph appears out of nowhere. Then another, and another. He realises they're coming from an invisible ladder by a trolley.
Niko: Damn this glitchy game!
The room is almost full with Necromorphs because of this. Niko runs down the stairs into the ofice room full of zombies. He throws a grenade so that it clears a path for him. He runs and jumps out the window.
1) Niko realizes he isnt wearing a parachute.
2) Niko lands safely on the ground, and waits for the others
3) The Necromorphs follow Niko out the building
4) The grenade causes the building to collapse

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Posted 31 May 2013 - 09:28 AM Edited by billy james, 31 May 2013 - 09:30 AM.

1) Niko realizes he isnt wearing a parachute.

Meanwhile Cole is in a big empty room with Brucie and Roman and they see Niko fall to his death and Cole being the hero that he is decides to jump out of the window and go after him

(Cole) I'm coming Niko

Cole runs as fast as he can and jump out of it and falls and catches Niko

(Niko) Thank you Cole

(Cole) Were not safe yet
Cole uses his electric tether and it grabs the side of the MTV building and pulls them back in though the window and they crash into an office like room where Marcus Pheniox and John Marston are in it looking for stuff

(Niko) Thanks Cole

(Cole) Hey don't mention it

(John) What the hell happen

(Niko) Necromorphs chased me out of a window and I jumped and Cole saved me

(Marcus) That's insane
BANG!!! BANG!!! Just then several shots are heard from above and the 4 of them race up stairs to help who's in trouble.
Who's in trouble???
1) Joal and Rex
2) Packie and Isaac
3) Juliet and Kratos
4) Dwayne and Gerry
5) Terry and Clay

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 11:29 AM

QUOTE (billy james @ Friday, May 31 2013, 10:28)
5) Terry and Clay

Terry: "Did you shoot him?"
Clay: "I don't know, those f*ckers are fast!"
Niko, Cole, Marcus and John rush into the room.
Niko: "What's happening?"
Terry: "There's one now, shoot it!"
*Cockroach runs across the floor*
Clay: "Eat lead!" *Fires at roach*
Niko: "You guys are shooting roaches? Seriously?"
Terry: "Yeah. They're nasty."
John: "What did they ever do to you?"
At that very moment a huge mutant cockroach breaks through a nearby wall.
Everyone: *Screams*
John: "I spoke too soon."
Niko: "Everyone run!"
The characters run to the stairwell and descend.
Clay: "Man I hate stairs!"
The weight of the mutant cockroach above causes the stairwell to collapse above them, but they quickly run into an office and take cover as the stairwell collapses down to the ground floor.
Niko: "Too close. Is everyone okay?"
Terry: "I won't be able to sleep for nights now. That roach will haunt my dreams."
Roman: *Yells from a floor below* "Cousin! Are you up there!?"
Niko: "Yes I am Roman, me and a few of the others."
Roman: "Just to let you know that falling roach crushed and killed Yusuf!"
Niko: "What!?"
Yusuf: "Nah, we're just kidding with you! I'm alive and kicking biatch!" *Gives Roman a high five*.
Niko: "Stop messing around you two, we need to find a way back down."
John: "Guys, look over there."
A helicopter hovers outside.
Pilot: "Jump in!"
Niko and everyone (and I mean everyone, all of the characters) jump into the helicopter.
Pilot: "No! Not all of you! There's too much weight!"
Niko: "Throw Roman out, he's the heaviest."
Roman: "Not cool Niko!"
Brucie: "Yeah, not cool Niko!"
Cole: "Couldn't you say something else, not copy him like a parrot?"
Brucie: "WHO YOU CALLING A PARROT BITCH!?"
Juliet: "Guys shut up!"
Brucie: "DON'T TELL ME TO SHU-" *Helicopter crashes into the street below*.

1. Everyone miraculously survives but a horde of undead approach.
2. Everyone dies and are sent back to their respective games, leaving only the IV characters.
3. A glitch occurs and the helicopter is sent flying across the map as if thrown by the swingset glitch.
4. The characters wake-up and find themselves in Stilwater.
5. The characters end-up in the underground tunnel system.

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Posted 12 June 2013 - 02:12 PM

QUOTE (AlexGTAGamer @ Tuesday, Jun 4 2013, 11:29)
5. The characters end-up in the underground tunnel system.

Niko: What is this place?
Terry: I dont know.
Brucie: We crashed and fell to a tunnel.
Clay: Zombies (Correct me if they're gone) are coming!
Niko: We have to escape the city and get help from other cities.

They go to
1. Steelport
2. Vice City
3. London
4. Los Santos
5. Stilwater

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Posted 12 June 2013 - 04:24 PM

QUOTE (WildBrick142 @ Wednesday, Jun 12 2013, 15:12)
3. London

Our heroes travle through the tunnel system until they reach the exit which comes out of a hut by the runway at FIA.
Niko: "Does anyone know how to fly a plane?"
Everyone: *Shrugs shoulders*
Niko: *Sigh* "There's a first time for everything I suppose."
John: "What's a plane?"
Luis: "You'll soon find out."

They eventually reach a jumbo jet and attempt to take off.
Niko: "Right, how do you reverse this thing?" *Plows through jet bridge* "Oops."
Roman: "Niko, look out! You're heading straight towards the control tower!"
Niko: "I think I've got the hang of this now." *Runs over baggage containers and airtugs*.

After a hectic time plowing through objects by the runway the plane finally takes-off and flies to London.

- Over the Atlantic -

*Warning light flashes on instrument panel*
Roman: "Cousin, why is that light flashing?"
Niko: "According to that it says the cargo hold door is open. Roman, go take a look."
Roman ventures down to the cargo hold and finds a necromorph tearing the hold apart.
Roman: "sh*t sh*t sh*t!"
Issac: *Comes running in* "I'm tired of these motherf*cking necromorphs on this motherf*cking plane!" *Blasts beasty out of the hold*.
Roman: "Good job, but's there's still a problem."
Issac: "Which is?"
Roman: "THE CARGO HOLD HAS BEEN RIPPED OPEN!"
Everyone on the plane: WHAT!?"
John: "What's a cargo hold?"
Cabling in the cargo hold begins to break away and the plane begins to break up. Characters are sucked out of the plane (a la Lost and other plane crash movies) and eventually what is left of the plane crashes into the ocean.

1. We follow any character of your choosing.
2. A fishing boat passing by at the time of the crash comes to rescue.
3. A storm hits.
4. They all die and respawn in their respective games.
5. The necromorph from the cargo hold is still alive.

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 10:48 AM

5. The necromorph from the cargo hold is still alive.

(Isaac) Oh damn,
The Necro runs towards Bernie

(Bernie) Arrrrrr, Niko Help me
Niko runs over to Bernie and goes apesh*t on the Necromorph and kills it

(Niko) Ok seeing that where on this strange island we need to find something to get us off here and back to liberty... Wait do you hear that
A strange clicking noise is heard

(Niko) What the hell is that

The clicking gets louder

(Joal) I think I know what it is, a clicker
Joal shoots his gun and a sh*t load of Clickers start chasing them

(Joal) Sh*t I was right, RUUUNNNNN
What happens next
1) They run into several bloaters
2) They get away from them
3) Kratos got into rage mode and kills them
4) They fight back but to no avail

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Posted 19 June 2013 - 11:48 AM

2) They get away from them
They all scream and run around like little school girls. Bernie runs into a coconut tree and a coconut falls on a clickers head which splatters its brains everywhere.
Niko: I have a plan.
Niko tells everyone to collect coconuts, rope net from the cargo hold and palm leaves. Niko goes between two palm trees and puts a net between them, tied up with the palm leaves. He puts a coconut on the rope and asks everyone to pull back on the net and let go on his command. They all do so.
Niko: 1, 2, 3 Cannonball!
The coconut shoots and hits a clickers head.
They all protect themselves from the clickers by using Nikos cannonball method
John: Phew, that was a close one!
Joan: I would of suggested just using that speedboat over there, but whatever.
Niko: ARE YOU f*ckING KIDDING ME, THERE WAS A SPEEDBOAT OVER THERE AND YOU DIDNT EVEN TELL US?
Joal: Well I'm sorry but I was enjoying our time together bonding.
1) They all get in the boat and head to London
2) One of the members of the group becomes a rat and destroys the boat
3) They all play volleyball with the net attached to the two palm trees
4) They have a martini on the beach

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Posted 20 June 2013 - 03:20 AM

QUOTE (thegtaman531 @ Wednesday, Jun 19 2013, 11:48)
1) They all get in the boat and head to London

Niko: Let's just head to London and escape this survival storyline, it's been going on for too long!
John: I kinda like it.
Drake: It gives you a good adrenaline rush.
Joel: Wait, why am I here?
Roman: Let's just say you travelled through time.
Boss: I can't even remember how many characters are here right now.
The characters ride the boat across the Atlantic Ocean toward Europe.
Roman: Niko, can I drive, I think London is to our left.
Niko: How can you f*cking see London?
Joel: I actually have great hearing. Right now, I hear two English guys having tea.
Packie: Who knows, maybe we might run into Crumpets?
Joel: Run into what? Crumpets, is that another type of infected?
Packie: No, just a gang that came from England.
Niko: Where do you hear the tea sipping?
Joel: To our left.
Roman: Look who's stupid now, cousin.
Niko: I know when I'm wrong. At least I didn't place a bet, unlike you and your addiction.
Roman: I went to gambling rehab two months ago!
Niko: No you didn't!
Packie: They have rehabs for gambling addicts? Sh*t, I should've got there while I still could.
Roman: Maybe I will place bet on your fat ass!
Niko: My ass is perfectly toned!
Roman: Do you even go to the bathroom?
Niko: That's not a gameplay element! Let me just drive the f*cking boat!
Roman: Apologize first or I'll make a really annoying sound!
Niko: Fine, I'm going to love and tolerate the sh*t out of you.
Roman: Okay, I guess. Keep driving. Just shut up, and drive.
1. The boat is actually sinking so they throw Roman overboard.
2. Joel starts to hear clickers in the water.
3. For some odd reason, Packie comes out of the closet.
4. The Chain Story takes a turn for the worse when a rip in the space-time continuum is formed.
5. Roman has the sudden urge to go bowling.

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Posted 29 June 2013 - 04:52 AM

5. Roman has the sudden urge to go bowling.
"Cousin, let's go bowling!" Yells Roman.
"What the f*ck?" Replies Niko.
"BBOOWWWLLLLLIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!!!" Yells Roman as he produces a bowling ball and lunged it, causing a massive hole in the hull of the ship.
"Are you inbrate or just stupid?" Niko comments before the ship begins to sink.
"WERE ON FIRE!!" Roman yells out.
"No were not, you fat piece of sh*t, the boats sinking." Replies Niko.
*as they are sinking,a rip in the space-time continuum forms and they are transported to vice city inside The Truth's mothership.*
*Before anything, Niko grabs Roman by the collar and drags him out of the Mothership, bashed his head against the Mothership's rear bumper, and while he is unconscious locks him inside the trunk of a Cuban gang member's car.*
"Hello friends, welcome to The Mothership." says The Truth all of a sudden who appears out of nowhere.
"Who the hell are you?" Says Brucie.
"I am.....................The Truth." Says The Truth.
"Meh Brotha!" Says Little Jacob who is related to The Truth.
*Niko, Brucie, Packie, Little Jacob, and The Truth all smoke weed and get high while Little Jacob and The Truth tell stories of their earlier days.*
What happens next?
1. The chupacabras ambush The Truth's mothership and attempt to steal all of The Truth's weed.
2. Tommy Vercetti Comes and hijacks The Mothership without realizing the gangs still in it, Tommy Vercetti and Niko Bellic get reaquented.
3. A Cuban gang member gets into the car Niko locked Roman in and drives off.

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Posted 11 July 2013 - 04:12 AM

QUOTE (Driftking120 @ Saturday, Jun 29 2013, 04:52)
2. Tommy Vercetti Comes and hijacks The Mothership without realizing the gangs still in it, Tommy Vercetti and Niko Bellic get reaquented.

Tommy: Hey, I remember you! Is that Niko Bellic?
Niko: Vercetti, you came on a few adventures with us.
Tommy: I can't drive with all this damn smoke gtting into my brain!
Packie: Sorry, put on the air conditioning.
Truth: My mothership doesn't have air conditioning.
Packie: What car doesn't have A/C on these days!
Brucie: What are you doing here, Tom?
Tommy: I pissed off some Haitians and they chased me to Ocean Beach. That's where I found the "Mothership".
Tommy drives the Truth's Mothership which has jet wings. He flies it into his 1102 Washington St. apartment.
Niko: Oh, damn! Tommy, do you know how to drive?
Tommy: Heheh, sh*t.
Little Jacob: Let's all keep smoking!
The Mothership falls out of the sky and into the ocean. Luckily, Tommy jumped out beforehand, landed on the floating vehicle, and jumped to shore. Niko and the others survived. They're now on the docks of Starfish Island at the back of Tommy's land.
Tommy: You guys never told me what you're doing in my city?
Brucie: A horde of carnivorous creatures of unimaginable horror plagued our whole continent.
Niko: Speaking of which, why is Vice City not taken over by the plague yet?
Tommy: Who says they didn't?
Niko and his friends look outside where zombies are still wandering around biting each other's necks and pelvises.
Brucie: Got any guns, man?
Tommy: I have some at my mansion, hotel room, and at the top of my condo.
Brucie: Nice.
Tommy: Come on, the guns are over here.
Everyone takes a weapon Tommy earned form getting hidden packages. Tommy gets a Python, Niko gets a flamethrower, Little Jacob gets a rocket launcher, Packie a minigun, Brucie a sniper rifle, and the Truth wields a chainsaw.
Tommy: It doesn't look like the zombies have reached my mansion yet, so we hold fort here.
A zombified Ken Rosenberg runs out of the mansion doors, but is blown up by Jacob.
Niko: I have an idea.
Tommy: What is it? Rosenberg helped me build my empire. Now he's gone just like that.
Niko: We need to get to San Andreas.
1. They enter Vercetti Estate to find the whole mansion is literally filled with zombies.
2. Tommy recalls that he got a Sea Sparrow at the back of his mansion from 80 Hidden Packages.
3. Niko calls Zero, as part of his plan to create an alternate universe portal to get away from the zombies.
4. The Truth pulls a pied piper and leads all the zombies in the mansion out of the building and into the water.




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