The Lost and Damned
The Ballad of Gay Tony
My Chain Story
Posted 15 April 2013 - 03:14 AM
(Roman) Arrrr Zombie
(Niko) Die asshole
Niko shoots the Zombie in the head and the zombie falls
(Bernie) Thank you Niko
Just then the radio, a news report is heard
(Mike Whitley) A Zombie infestation had risin, pun intended, and is terrorising Liberty City, we now go Pesident Orama
(President Orama) I am sending 6 Jet fighters to Liberty to bomb it with a special gas that kills anything and anyone to get rid of this zombie problem, The bombs will hit in ten hours
(Mike Whitley) There you have it where all gunna die, Mike Whitley Weasel News
(Niko) Oh Sh*t
(Luis) Where all f*cked
(Bernie) No were not, the underground tunnels will keep us safe
(Niko) Bernie right you know
(Bernie) Let head there now
(Niko) Drop me of here, I'm going to get a bunch of people, I'll meet yous there
They Drop Niko off he goes to get Yusuf, Johnny, Terry, Clay, Angus, Brucie, Mori, Tony, Dessie, Packie, Derrick, Gerry, Malc, Desean, Phil, Mallorie, Dwayne, Little Jacob, Badman, Armando, Henrique.
What happens Next???
1) Niko and everyone make it in time
2) Everyone except Dessie, Badman and Angus make it
3) The bombs come 2 hours early
4) The Tunnels collapse
Posted 15 April 2013 - 03:48 AM
|QUOTE (billy james @ Monday, Apr 15 2013, 03:14)|
|1) Niko and everyone make it in time|
Niko: Holy sh*t. We actually made it.
Johnny: Poor citizens of this city are all dying though as we speak.
Roman sees gas above the entrance to the tunnels.
Roman: Well, that gas cloud isn't as big as my fart cloud! *laugh track*
Niko & Johnny: Oh, Roman!
Roman grins really creepily as they say that.
Mallorie: What if the gas gets into these tunnels?
Niko: We'll just have to make some sort of barrier shielding us from the gas.
Luis: How? We can't put a human wall there because those people will just die from breathing it in.
Armando: Hold on. Me and H have lots of heroin boxes in our car!
Luis: Is that enough?
Armando: L, it's me and Henrique. Never underestimate how much heroin we carry.
Niko: The car is on the surface, so who's willing to sacrifice their life?
No one steps forward.
Niko: Pussies. Roman, go up.
Roman: What? But I'll die!
Johnny: That's the point. Now go.
Roman goes up to the surface where he gets inside the car, holding in his breath. He quickly drives and crashes into the tunnels. He falls to the floor unconscious. He then farts. *laugh track*
Armando & Luis: Oh, Roman!
Jacob: Alright. I's get de stuff.
Little Jacob and Badman help Niko, Johnny, and Luis get all of the heroin boxes out of the trunk.
Niko: This is a lot of f*cking heroin.
They place the heroin boxes on the floor and everyone helps stack them.
Packie: We should put Roman inside the barrier. See if he wakes up by the time the gas has filled up.
Niko: Good idea, Packie.
They place Roman's body inside the two walls of heroin boxes.
Niko: Okay. We've done it. And we all fit inside the boxes. That's nice.
1. Roman wakes up, as a zombie.
2. Niko has only thought of the idea of them all suffocating.
3. President Orama and the Weazel News crew break inside the tunnels from the ceiling.
4. The gas fills up the tunnels, and Dwayne turns evil. So he pushes out one of the heroin boxes.
Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:13 AM
|QUOTE (The_Anti-tragedy @ Monday, Apr 15 2013, 05:48)|
|1. Roman wakes up, as a zombie.|
Niko: Everyone run!
Roman slowly walks towards the people and moans loudly, but he then trips and falls flat on his face. He then proceeds to fart. *laugh track*
Bernie & Brucie: Oh, Roman!
Niko: Hey, why is it that I've seen you two together so often recently?
Bernie: It's, err, nothing complicated, it's just...
Brucie: Me and him are dating!
Everyone stands in awe looking at the "cute" couple before realizing that zombie Roman has risen up and limps towards Niko.
Roman: cccooooouuuusssiinnnn, llleeetttt'ssss gggooooo bbbboooowwwllliiiiinnnngggggggggg...
Niko: Sorry, cousin, not today!
Niko proceeds to shoot Roman in the head with a shotgun. Roman dies on the spot, but respawns in the hospital. Unfortunately, due to the gas, Roman keeps dying and respawning over and over again.
Luis: I wouldn't wish that to happen even to my worst enemy.
Brucie: So, what now?
Bernie: Oh, Brucie, I'm so scared! I think I saw a mouse!
Brucie: Oh, Bernie, I will protect you from all the nasty wild animals in this tunnel!
Packie: Someone please shoot those two...
Johnny: Relax, at least Brucie's no longer with Ash.
What happens next?
1: Roman calls Niko to pick him up from the hospital, but dies during the call (again).
2: The kangaroos that were smuggled to the city by the Dingoes are affected by the gas and turn into horrifying monsters, who easily break through the barrier as they attack the good guys.
3: Franklin the turtle, who is still high on drugs, joins the party.
4: As the party advances deeper into the tunnels to find supplies, they run into the anti-racist extremists again.
5: Zombie Vlad, who is wandering the streets, falls into a manhole and ends up in the middle of Niko's party. He then manages to bite Niko.
Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:57 AM
(Johnny) Who the f*ck are you
(Niko) That's a really good question
(A-RE Leader) You's shouldn't remember us because we never had a big impact on this Chain Story as much as someone like ETTVSO did.
(Niko) I remember them, you not so much
(A-RE leader) Well now, you're all in troub....
Before he could finish his sentence, the Anti-Racists are you killed by what's left of the Chupacarbras, who once they heard about the bombing headed down the Alderney entrance, (Niko and company entered thought Algongiun entrance) and had been walking though the tunnels looking the supplies
(Niko) God damn it, I was hoping the gas would take care of you
(Alberto) Well that's not the case now is it, and where not giving up this stuff we've found.
Just then a rumble is felt.
What's causing the rumble??.
1) An earthquake
2) A big drill being controlled by Roman, who can't find the Algongiun entrance, basically to tell them the gas worked and has disappeared
3) A big drill being controlled by Zombies, because the gas isn't strong enough to kill them and it has made them smarter
4) A biulding falling over
Edited by billy james, 15 April 2013 - 11:01 AM.
Posted 15 April 2013 - 11:38 AM
As the earthquake happens the tunnel starts to cave in.
Niko: We have to get out of here!
Ther Chupacabras get in the way and say "Give us your supplies first"
However rubble and rocks crush them as the tunnel starts to cave in.
They hop in an abandoned bus and drive off. Niko goes to the back with his minigun and shoot whats left of the chupacabras. The cave is almost fully caved in, and with no hope left they see a light. Once they get out they see a place once called Algonquin, destroyed by the missiles. It turns out that the gas did not kill the zombies, but instead
1. Makes everyone very horny
2. Turns people into zombies
3. Turns them into inanimate objects
4. Makes everyone extremely stupid
Posted 15 April 2013 - 02:16 PM
|QUOTE (thegtaman531 @ Monday, Apr 15 2013, 14:38)|
|3. Turns them into inanimate objects|
As the crew makes its way topside, there are no humans in sight, but only inanimate objects. One pedestrian turned into a banana skin and Johnny slips on it as he takes his first steps outside.
Niko: Well, grunt. Looks like we are the only ones left.
Luis: Geez, this is kinda spooky. I mean, to think all the ladies I met in the club are now nothing but books, cellphones and... ooo! Sex toys!
He picks up a pink dildo from the ground.
Luis: I think we're doing nice.
Bernie: But we will have to reproduce in order to keep the town populated!
Brucie: Great idea!
Bernie and Brucie sneak to a side alley, but both soon run out screaming as zombies are after them.
The crew is attacked by zombie versions of the characters that were killed previously in the game and/or the Chain Story, led by Faustin, who tries to bite Niko to avenge his death.
Jacob: Take dis, rasta!
Jacob chucks a grenade into zombie Faustin's mouth, which blows his head off with blood pouring all over the place. This unfortunately doesn't stop the rest of the zombies.
Yusuf: These things just keep on coming!
Niko: Hey, wait a moment. Can this even be real? Like, isn't this a bit overkill?
Johnny: What do you mean overkill?
Niko: I mean, first people are turning into zombies, then gas is pumped into the town and it's destroyed by missiles, but all the gas did was turn everyone into inanimate objects...
Packie: Complain later, this is a nice bit of change from the usual butchering of foreign gangs!
Niko: But... doesn't this remind you just a little bit of... SAINTS ROW 3?
Everyone stares at Niko, including Luis who is playing with the dildo, and Bernie and Brucie, who began attempting to reproduce on top of the bus.
Luis: Holy crap, you're right!
Yusuf: I could've never thought of it!
Terry: Everything makes perfect sense!
Clay: Shouldn't we worry about the zombies and then think? That one looks like Billy!
Johnny: DAMN! You stupid traitor, you will definitely die!
Johnny empties his gun into zombie Billy, but it has no effect even though blood keeps coming out of the bullet holes.
Niko: There's too many of them! Everyone in the bus!
Malc: But where will we escape?
Niko: Doesn't matter! Oh... crap!
While the characters were talking about Saints Row 3, zombies have overrun the bus.
Johnny: Let's run! Now!
The cast manages to run for a few blocks (Brucie carrying Bernie, who is too shocked to move his feet).
Niko: I wonder if Roman's alright! I think he has become an object too, but how do we find him?
Dwayne: I guess he's over there...
Dwayne points at a bowling ball sitting in front of the hospital.
Niko: Lovely... OK, cousin, I'll pick you up now!
Niko grabs the bowling ball, which is indeed Roman affected by the gas, and the party continues running as the zombies close in from nearly every possible road and alley.
Luis: I wonder if there's a cure to get him back to normal.
Niko: Oh really? As if anyone would actually want him back!
Mallorie: That was rude, Niko.
Niko: Quiet, bitch, and keep moving!
1: Ashley's bouncy head appears again and Johnny decides to use her as bait to drive the zombies away from the others.
2: As Niko is carrying Roman, he suddenly turns back to normal with no explanation.
3: Zombie Billy managed to gain control of the bus and tries to run everyone down.
4: Now the monstrous zombified kangaroos appear.
5: The Saints Row protagonist joins the action.
EDIT: Oh, I made a slight mistake. I thought you meant normal people were turned into objects, even though it was actually the zombies. Oh well, I guess everything's possible in the Chain Story.
Also, what is ETTVSO? (got no clue as I was away from the forums for so long last year)
Posted 15 April 2013 - 03:01 PM
(Boss) I know what to do in this situation
(Packie) Yeah and so do a billion other people
Suddenly every Video game character who has ever had to deal with zombies or zombie like creatures shows up, they include Joal (Last of Us), Issac Clark, John Marston, Lollypop Chainsaw girl, Lee Everett, Nathan Drake, Cole MacGrath, Sir Dan (lol), Marcus Phoenix, Kratos.
(Niko) What the hell
(Johnny) We have a zombie problem and this happens
(Bernie) As mayor of what's left of this corps of a city, I demand you all go back to you respectful games
(Marcus) Why should I
(Bernie) Becasue If you don't the space-time continuum will screw up
(Marcus) Who gives a sh*t
(Drake) Hey buddy, look if we don't go back to our own Universes everything you love will be destroyed
(Kratos) Who made you pease maker
(Boss) Are we going to kill these zombie or what
While the non GTA characters were arguing, Niko and others are doing...
What are they doing
1) Killing Zombies
2) Killing the Non GTA people
3) Letting the other people argue
4) Go fix the tunnels
Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:02 PM
|QUOTE (billy james @ Monday, Apr 15 2013, 15:01)|
|1) Killing Zombies|
Mallorie: Guys, stop arguing! We need all of you to kill these zombies!
Boss: Fine, bitch.
Everyone stocks up on their own ammo and weapons from their respective games and all shoot the zombie army. Zombie Vlad, muttering "yokel" everywhere he goes, gets his head blown off by Drake's grenade launcher. Luis grabs Vlad's head and uses it as a melee weapon, smashing it onto Zombie Bulgarin and Timur. Niko throws Jimmy Pegorino's body into an ice chipper. Dimitri comes out of nowhere.
Dimitri: Everyone! I survived the gas and hid in the tunnels!
Johnny: Yeah, no one really cares.
Dimitri: But really? I mean, I had to beat five zombies with a stick before the barrier of the ice factory closed-
Johnny: No one cares, shut up.
Everyone: Nobody cares!
Johnny: You stupid c*nt, shut your f*cking mouth, oh my God, shut up, shut up, a million times, sh*t up. I'm going to kill you, shut up.
Niko throws Dimitri and zombie Ray Boccino's heads together.
1. Dimitri is still alive but is eaten by zombie Kate.
2. Roman the bowling ball makes John Marston trip. *laugh track*
3. Niko runs out of ammo, and so do all the GTA IV characters.
4. The non-GTA protagonists are all killed by the GTA III era protagonists.
5. John Marston confronts his zombie form. The Boss shoots normal John.
Posted 15 April 2013 - 11:57 PM
|QUOTE (The_Anti-tragedy @ Monday, Apr 15 2013, 15:02)|
|3. Niko runs out of ammo, and so do all the GTA IV characters.|
Niko: Oh, sh*t.
The group is cornered, and when all hope seems lost, Niko looks above them. He notices a Sprunk sign, and tries to figure out a way to get up there and save everyone. He dives out of the safety circle of his friends and begins to rip the intestines of the zombies.
Then he tied the intestines together and lassos the Sprunk sign.
Niko: Alright everyone, grab the intestine rope if you want to survive!
Bernie: But it is so GROSS!!
All: Shut up Bernie.
They grab the rope, but Niko realizes that there is nothing to propel the team upward.
Niko: Dammit, what do we do now!
Boss: I just remembered something!!
The Boss takes out his phone and dials a random number. Soon a member of the Saints brings in the giant yarn ball from the DLCs.
Niko: That's pretty over the top.
Boss: It sure is.
They now enter the yarn ball and crush all zombies in their path.
1. The yarn ball breaks, and they are right back where they started
2. Bowling ball Roman is offened by the group's ball, and attacks them
3. The zombies begin to attack each other
4. One of the team was bit, and attacks them all from within the yarn ball.
Posted 16 April 2013 - 12:18 AM
|QUOTE (The Pizza Delivery Guy @ Monday, Apr 15 2013, 20:57)|
|3. The zombies begin to attack each other|
Niko: Oh good, everything is back to normal and Fisciletti is back into the chain story. I must have a drink.
Niko decides to ask Dwayne if he wants to have a drink.
Niko: Hello Dwayne, it's Niko. Do you want to have a drink?
Dwayne: Niko, I've got a problem...
What is Dwayne's problem?
- He is crying.
- His TV is broken.
- 15 people are trying to take over the Triangle Club.
- He is afraid of sleeping alone.
- Playboy X is alive and wants to kill him.
Posted 16 April 2013 - 12:29 AM
He is crying.
Niko snaps out of his trance and get back in the action
(Packie) Niko are you alright
(Niko) No I just had a mind blank then
(Kratos) if we're going to get back to our own universes we need to kill these zombies
Everyone there then starts killing zombies
Who do we follow in the fight in killing zombies
Edited by billy james, 16 April 2013 - 12:37 AM.
Posted 16 April 2013 - 03:04 AM
|QUOTE (billy james @ Tuesday, Apr 16 2013, 00:29)|
Packie: Everyone, follow me. I have an idea.
Packie and the others grab onto the intestine rope and swing onto a nearby building one by one.
Niko: You know, for a guy in Saints Row, you're pretty cool.
Niko and the Boss then stare at each other. Everyone follows Packie where Wei Shen appears out of nowhere.
Packie: It's Wei Shen!
Boss: No sh*t. Shen, go back to your crazy Asian country and sleep with dogs.
Wei: Actually, I came here because I think that I dealed with zombies.
Brucie: You mean Nightmare on North Point? Those people you beat up were just ghosts.
Niko: In people's bodies.
Wei: Oh. Well I'm pretty good at melee combat.
Packie: *sighs* Okay.
Wei notices that zombies have gotten onto the roof somehow. They find stairs. Wei goes crazy Chinese guy on the zombies. He gets off of the roof and fights zombies on the ground.
Niko: Holy sh*t. This guy's good.
Wei then gets grabbed by two zombies on each of his shoulders and gets eaten.
Packie: That elevated quickly.
1. A helicopter passes by and the passenger drops inanimate objects onto the zombies' heads.
2. Dwayne says "Gobdangit Dabnabbit!" and everyone says "Oh, Dwayne!"
3. Nathan Drake decides to take Wei Shen's golden gun and replies with "What? I'm a treasure hunter."
4. Everyone infiltrates the building they're on in search for ammo.
Posted 16 April 2013 - 04:26 AM
(Luis) What the hell is going on
(Niko) That helicopter is dropping stuff
As the heli drops more stuff, one of the objects falls on Kratos's head which makes him angry, so he uses his blade of chaos and destroys the heli, Niko goes to see what fell on Kratos's head
(Johnny) Lesson learnt, don't drop anything on that mans head
(Kratos) I am not a man, I am the God Of War
(Niko) Hey guys come over here
Everyone goes over to Niko who found something interesting
(Cole) What'd you find
(Marcus) What the hell is that
(Niko) A zombie killing device, it the thing that fell on big guys head
(Bernie) Are you sure about that
(Niko) Yeah I'm sure, it's says here in big bold letters "ZOMBIE KILLING DEVICE"
(Johnny) Well are you going to use it
(Niko) I'm trying to but in needs power
(Cole) Now it's my time shine, give it here
Niko gives it to Cole and he sparks it and a huge flash of light spreads all over Liberty, but instead of killing the zombies it's turns them into The corrupted from inFAMOUS 2, the necromorphs from Dead Space, the descendents from Uncharted 1.
(Niko) Arrrr f*ck now we have a bigger problem
What do they do next
1) They stick together and fight it out
2) They split and form 2 group, one group being GTAs and the other group being Non GTAs
3) They all run away because they're out numbered
4) The different zombie types turn on and try to kill each other, giving everyone else the chance to run
Edited by billy james, 16 April 2013 - 07:30 AM.
Posted 16 April 2013 - 06:42 PM
(Barnie) Thanks. Watch out a fat zombie is behind you
(Luis) What are zombie you talking about?
And Niko throws a moltov at Luis to kill the zombie. But eventually hits Luis and he becomes a torch. A car than hits a fireplug which stops Luis from burning. Johnny draws his RPG and begin firing like a maniac.
(Johnny) Oh yeah eat this stupid zombies.! Oh f*ck it is jammed. We are going to die!
Than they see a helicopter in the sky. Inside it the group can see:
1. Chris Redfield and Leon S. Kenedy from Resident Evil.
2. A group of zombies which tries to crash in the group.
3. There are police officers trying to fight of the zombies while arresting Niko, Johnny and Luis for drunk driving.
4. Bruce Willis who is comming to save Liberty City.
Edited by Fr0zT uP, 16 April 2013 - 06:57 PM.
Posted 16 April 2013 - 07:11 PM
|QUOTE (Fr0zT uP @ Tuesday, Apr 16 2013, 18:42)|
|2. A group of zombies which tries to crash in the group.|
Niko: S*it! Take cover!
Everyone hides and the helicopter crashed in the ground. Zombies get out of the wreck and walk towards everyone.
Johnny: These annoying pricks are no match for my RPG.
Johnny blows up all zombies and the group begins to walk away.
Johnny: We're safe guys! Let's go home.
Bernie: I wouldn't say so...
A group of zombies appear out of nowhere. The group shoots them but they are still coming.
Niko: How many zombies are here? Shoot one bastard, and another one bites you on the ass! (Get the reference?)
Boss: Yeah, same thing happened to me...
What happens next?
1. Zombies are in a giant group that it's impossible to take them down. The team has to hope for a rescue.
2. Zombies keep attacking and on top of that Russian Mafia, Albanians, Ancelotti Mafia, Deckers, Morningstar, Luchadores and Police attack the group instead of helping them.
Posted 16 April 2013 - 09:12 PM
|QUOTE (WildBrick142 @ Tuesday, Apr 16 2013, 22:11)|
|2. Zombies keep attacking and on top of that Russian Mafia, Albanians, Ancelotti Mafia, Deckers, Morningstar, Luchadores and Police attack the group instead of helping them.|
Boss: Damn, there's a zombie invasion going on and those guys just keep attacking?!
Niko: Sucks, doesn't it? Wait, what's that?
A Decker specialist charges at Niko and Boss, and slams at them with her Shock Hammer. Boss dodges the attack, but Niko didn't know what hit him.
Boss: Damn you all!
He then proceeds to shoot the specialist with flaming bullets from a shotgun, but this only causes the specialist to skate all over the place, setting the good guys on fire.
Boss: I've had enough of you, BITCH!
Boss whips out the Penetrator, and as the specialist makes her way to him again, he slams the sex toy right into the specialist's face.
Boss: MURDERTIME FUNTIME! *picks up the Shock Hammer and starts pounding on everything hostile*
In the meantime, Brucie is punching the Luchadores all over the place while Bernie cheers at him, and Luis takes down the Morningstar with his golden SMG.
Johnny: Take that, bitches! Oh man, here come more zombies!
Amongst the zombies are Jim Fitzgerald and Jason Michaels, with the latter mumbling something that sounds like "f*cking some hot Russian broad under the pier".
Johnny: M-my brothers?
Niko: Damn, I thought I finished them off already.
Johnny: You did WHAT?!
Niko: Well damn. OK, it was nothing personal, I was forced to kill them...
1: Johnny begins to fight Niko to gain revenge on his brothers.
2: Zombie Jim bites Johnny.
3: Zombie Jason notices a zombie version of a young lady and begins to screw her in the middle of the action.
4: Several Morningstar helicopters appear with snipers on board, and the good guys are forced to take cover.
5: Niko uses Roman the bowling ball to knock several zombies over.
Posted 16 April 2013 - 09:37 PM
|QUOTE (Carbonox @ Tuesday, Apr 16 2013, 21:12)|
|4: Several Morningstar helicopters appear with snipers on board, and the good guys are forced to take cover.|
Bernie: Oh no. There really is no hope for us now.
Bernie: I said, there really is no hope for us now.
Out of nowhere, the Boss takes down all of the Morningstar on the helicopters. The helicopters land as everyone runs from the large pack of zombies and creatures. All of the eight helicopters are filled. Then everyone throws out the pilots for more room.
Packie: These descendants are annoying!
Drake: Try dealing with them for almost half of the storyline.
Two zombies grab onto Packie, Drake, Dwayne, and Kratos' helicopter.
Kratos: I'm the God of War, goddammit!
The zombies are killed by Kratos as the group all fly out of Liberty City to the Atlantic Ocean. Everyone finds walkie-talkies on their helicopters.
Dwayne: Where are we going, Niko?
Niko: I don't know, ask the pilots.
Dwayne: Pilots, where are we going?
Yusuf is one of the pilots.
Yusuf: I've told everyone we're going to Europe. The zombie infection has only gone up to Massachusetts and Pennsylvania. Also, if you get the chance, give me that Lollipop Chainsaw girl's number. Over.
Dwayne: You know she's a teenager, right? Over.
Yusuf: Yes... Over.
Dwayne stops talking and the screen cuts to Yusuf's helicopter. He's flying with Isaac, Clay, and Terry.
Yusuf: Time for some flying music.
1. Yusuf puts on punk metal as Niko is trying to talk to Yusuf through his walkie-talkie.
2. Clay and Terry start to f*ck in the back section as Yusuf turns on the smooth jazz station.
3. Roman the bowling ball is also riding, and Yusuf accidentally drops him out.
4. Niko gets hit by a random football and lies his head on his helicopter's dashboard.
5. Zombies have infected the ocean and a zombie shark bites onto Yusuf's landing skis.
Posted 17 April 2013 - 09:16 AM
(Terry) Niko's not going to be happy
(Yusuf) Oh no
(Clay) We need to go back to get him
(Yusuf) As the deputy mayor of freak Infested city, I made sure we had helicopters that turned into other forms of transport
(Issac) Can it turn into a submarine
(Yusuf) Yes it can motherf*cker
Yusuf turns the heli around go to nose dive into the water and presses the button that turns into a submarine, Niko, who's in another heli with Joal, Packie and Cole, witnesses what Yusuf did and contacts him
(Niko) Yusuf, are you ok, over
(Yusuf) Yes we are, we're just going to find your cousin of a bowling ball who fell out of our Chopper and into the ocean, over
(Niko) Can ours turn into a submarine, over
(Yusuf) Yes it can, over
(Niko) Cool, just a quick question, why are we going to Europe, over
(Yusuf) There's a man I know over there who help us get rid of our zombie problem, over
What does Niko do???
1) Help Yusuf find Roman the Bowling ball
2) Head straight to Europe
3) Test out the heli's other modes of transport
4) Heads back to Liberty with Dwayne and his heli full of people as well
Edited by billy james, 17 April 2013 - 12:19 PM.
Posted 17 April 2013 - 08:54 PM
|QUOTE (billy james @ Wednesday, Apr 17 2013, 12:16)|
|1) Help Yusuf find Roman the Bowling ball|
Niko turns his chopper into a submarine as well and dives after Yusuf. Both activate their searchlights, but before they find the bowling ball, they run into a merman.
Merman: Sup, dog! Ya lookin' for somethin'?
Yusuf: What the heck is wrong with that guy?
Merman: Chill, dog, it's just that we've been playing that motherf*cking San Andreas and kinda got influenced.
Niko: Whatever, have you seen a bowling ball anywhere?
Merman: You say bowling ball, fool? Not the one that fell on top of my house, biatch? Did ya drop it? Ya gonna pay, n*gga!
Niko: Hey, I'm not a...
Merman: I know, I know, but it's still a cool insult. Now die!
Just as the merman is about to attack the submarine, he is attacked from behind by a zombie shark and mauled to death.
Yusuf: Sh*t, more zombies! Take this, you abomination!
Yusuf fires missiles into the shark, which blows into pieces.
Packie: That was a weird encounter.
Niko: This Chain Story just keeps on getting more random. Anyway let's fetch Roman and get the hell out.
1: They find a cabin with a giant hole on its roof, with Roman the bowling ball inside.
2: Sharks attack both submarines from behind all of a sudden.
3: More merpeople arrive and start throwing spears into the submarines while mumbling San Andreas quotes.
4: Roman is found, but he has turned back to normal and is about to drown.
Posted 18 April 2013 - 12:22 PM
Merman #1 - Did you know I once was swimming and got a condom stuck to my face?
Merman #2 - You a professional moron, or just a gifted ametuar?
Merman #1 - Look out
The submarine runs into the two mermen and kills them. The other merman rebel and start throwing spears
Yusuf activates the submarine boosters and blows his way through the underwater world
Merman #3 - Keep up motherf*cker!
The booster wastes an excessive amount of fuel and crashes onto the ocean floor. It crashes into a sandcastle where two mermen are playing cards.
Mermen #4 - Did your buy yo licence?
1. They find out the merman are responsible for the apocalypse
2. They find out they have a cure for the apocalypse
3. The merman open the submarine doors, letting water in
4. Everyone takes a jet pack and quickly swims to the top
Edited by thegtaman531, 18 April 2013 - 12:53 PM.
Posted 20 April 2013 - 12:18 AM
(Niko) So much for the Heli-marines
(Yusuf) You's go back to Liberty, I'll head to Europe to get my friend, I'll won't be back until this chain story reaches the next page
Niko agrees and everyone including the Non GTA people go back to liberty to kill more Descendents, Necromorphs and corrupted.
What happens next
1) The Necromorphs are start to double in Size
2) Niko goes all Red Army on the Descendents
3) Kratos goes into rage mode
4) A new type of zombie shows up
This is MY 3000th post, YYYYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! I'd like to thank this Chain Story as 385 posts went here, and the Wrestling topic and the same amount of post went there as well
Posted 20 April 2013 - 04:39 AM
|QUOTE (billy james @ Saturday, Apr 20 2013, 00:18)|
|3) Kratos goes into rage mode|
Niko: Kratos is going into rage mode!
Kratos kills almost all of the descendants and half of the zombies there. Everyone else fires their weapons at the other zombies. Zombies from San Andreas come to Liberty City.
Drake: This does not looks good.
Jacob: Teh Los Santos bumbaclot comin' to I!
Niko: He's Jamaican.
The large group manages to keep away part of the zombies and get away to the coast where...
1. Mallorie falls into the water and is bitten by a zombie shark.
2. Yusuf and his friend come to the rescue from across the ocean in a Buzzard.
3. Packie sings Japanese Boy and the Boss says "What?" again.
4. The zombies take Badman and Dwayne and John Marston notes how racist that seems.
5. For some reason, Mallorie has become a feminist and is now a bitch.
Congratulations Billy. I'm only on my 999th post.
Posted 20 April 2013 - 05:21 AM
Mallorie is approached by a male zombie
Mallorie: OH WHAT, SO FEMALES CAN'T BE ZOMBIES
Packie is approached by a female walker and he shoots it
Mallorie: HOW DARE YOU SHOOT A WOMAN YOU VILE PIG! YOU SHOULD BE CAST IN A FIRE WHILE YOUR TOENAILS ARE BEING RIPPED OFF AND- and she is bit on the shoulder by a zombie.
A group of zombies now attack the group while Mallorie turns. She spots zombie Roman and starts making out with him.
Jacob: Iya tink' I gonna be sick.
Niko: Let them be, whatever floats their boat.
As zombie mallorie and Roman start to have sex, the rest of the group must run away from the zombies. While running John Marsdon trips and is eaten alive by a zombie.
They all spot a caravan. They rush to it. Clay, Terry, Jim and Johnny get on their bikes and say "Follow Us!" The caravan and bikes drive off into the sunset. They decide to get some sleep for the night. They rest at
1. Majestic Hotel
2. Abandoned Casino
3. Angels of Death clubhouse
4. Grotti Car Shop
Posted 21 April 2013 - 01:14 AM
|QUOTE (thegtaman531 @ Saturday, Apr 20 2013, 05:21)|
|1. Majestic Hotel|
Everyone follows the bikers to the Majestic Hotel where the zombies haven't caught up yet. They enter the building and the place is empty. They go up the elevators to the penthouse and Drake gets a laptop. He does some research as the others look for any signs of zombies.
Packie: Niko, you see any zombies?
Niko: No. They're at Star Junction but they're not coming here. Luis, do you see any zombies in Middle Park?
Luis: Yes. They're going into the subway system, looks like.
Johnny: Well, that whole system is sh*t now. We'll have to evacuate this city or take it like men and make our last stand at this hotel.
Drake: Or we could do both.
Jim: What do you mean?
Drake: There is a nuclear bomb in some sort of chamber that we could activate. We'll just have to aim it to Liberty and the zombies should be killed for sure.
Johnny: Okay, so that's a good thing. But what about our last stand?
Drake: We won't have time to evacuate because the missile has the impact that can reach North Dakota in five minutes. And the missile is in the Pentagon.
Niko: But that's in Virginia.
1. Boss: Wait, wouldn't we all just spawn in our respective games?
2. Johnny: I say we do it. We have our last stand at the Pentagon.
3. Luis: Guys, I see zombies coming from Westminster!
4. Niko: I say we should at first celebrate The_Anti-tragedy's 1000th post on the forums.
5. Packie: Won't we all just get killed by the guards or do you think the Pentagon was invaded?
Posted 21 April 2013 - 02:23 AM
(Niko) Yeah that would happen but I think it's best if we just wait for Yusuf
(Johnny) totally agree we wait for Yusuf
(Joal) Is that a museum down there
(Packie) Yeah why
(Joal) Well I was thinking, us non GTA guys could go down there and look for something in there that might help us
(Niko) Ok good idea, but how are you going to get down there without being noticed
(Cole) That's where I come in handy, I'll just glide down there and when I'm done I'll use my electric whip (real name I don't remember)
(Niko) Ok take this walkie talkie and if you find something, let us know
(Cole) Ok will do
Cole uses his Ice Launcher and glide down The Libertonian and land on top.
What happens next???
1) Luis tells Cole though the walkie to use the roof entrance
2) Cole finds a way in only to find a bunch of Necromorphs in there
3) Cole finds a way in and finds some strange looking devise
4) Johnny sees a couple of zombies at the bottom of the Hotel
5) Several Currupted ambush everyone on the hotel
Congrats on the 1000 posts Anti have 3
Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:02 AM
Packie: There should be a ladder leading down to the Museum in the corner.
Cole climbs down and is immediately attacked by a zombie Mori Green. When he is about to be bit, cole kicks a block carrying a sculpture which lands on Mori Greens head, killing him.
Cole: That was close.
Cole finds out on the bottom floor there is a hoard of zombies., however he has an idea.
He grabs a statue and rolls in down the staircase. He follows the statue and it runs down any zombie that gets in the way.
But there is something that will stop it, the dinosaur. It hits the dinosaur with such a force the bones break apart and land on top of him. He grabs some bones and decapitates zombies and bust their brains in with them.
Cole: There has to be something here
He drops his walkie talkie and picks it up. While bending down he knocks down a sculpture which breaks, inside of the sculpture was
1. The cure to the virus
2. A laser gun
3. A baby zombie
4. Another sculpture
Posted 22 April 2013 - 06:38 AM
Cole picks up the laser gun and bails to the roof but when he gets there are 4 corrupted up there so he kills them
(Niko) Cole, what did you find
(Cole) A laser gun, with the words plasma cutter on the side
(Isssc) That's mine I was wondering where that went to
(Cole) Alright I'm coming
Cole uses his Electric Whip and goes back up the Hotel and gives the plasma cutter to Isaac
(Cole) here you go man
(Isaac) Thanks man
(Niko) Did you find anything else
(Cole) Nope just that, there was a heap of zombies in there so I had to bail
(Luis) Can any of you fly
(Isaac) I can
(Luis) Fly me over to Yusuf apartment, he got a bunch of crap over there that could help us
(Lee) Why are we only finding out now
(Luis) because I only just remembered now
Isaac grabs Luis and they fly over the Yusuf's place
What happens next???
1) Isaac's boot gives out and they only just make it
2) Isaac looses grip of luis and he dies so Isaac does everything him self
3) Niko ask Cole he can get him over there to help
4) Luis & Isaac get there safe
I have been reading on Some of there storyline we made up, and I have to say the Luis's Phone is my fave storyline
Edited by billy james, 22 April 2013 - 08:28 AM.
Posted 22 April 2013 - 02:51 PM
|QUOTE (billy james @ Monday, Apr 22 2013, 06:38)|
|4) Luis & Isaac get there safe|
A late congrats to billy james and The_Anti-tragedy on your milestones. Well done chaps.
On with the show.
Luis and Issac smash through a window and land inside Yusuf's apartment.
Issac: "Wow, this is a nice place."
Luis: "Sure is."
Issac messes around with the L.C model and the arcade machines whilst Luis goes to the bedroom, only to find two zombie hookers.
Issac: *On arcade machine* "POW POW!"
Luis: "Help me you lazy f*ck!"
Issac runs to the bedroom and finds Luis in the corner shielding himself with a chair.
Issac: "Ha ha! I see you three are having fun."
Luis: "Stop laughing and help me!"
One of the zombie hookers turns and runs towards Issac who dodges causing the zombie to fly over the balcony.
Issac: "That's one way of getting downstairs."
Luis: "f*ckING HELP ME!"
Issac grabs a lamp and smashes it over the back of the last hooker's head.
Luis: "You took your time."
Issac: "I thought you had weapons on you?"
Luis: "I did."
Issac: "Why didn't you use them then?"
Luis: "I thought they were normal hookers at first until they drove me into the corner."
Issac: "You were gonna... with them... in here now!? You're sick man."
Luis: "Please tell me you found something useful."
Issac: "I got the high score on the "Road Rage" arcade machine."
Luis: "That isn't very helpful."
Issac: "I also found this." *Hands over a golden katana and chainsaw*.
Luis: "A golden chainsaw and katana? Yusuf you maniac."
Issac: "I like 'em."
Luis: "Come on let's head back to the hotel."
- Meanwhile back at the hotel. -
1. Niko and a few other characters go on a search for supplies within the hotel.
2. Someone gets stuck in the lift.
3. The characters go and have a BBQ but accidentally blow-up the gas canister.
4. Three zombie window cleaners are spotted on the window cleaning platform.
5. The power goes out.
Posted 26 April 2013 - 03:30 AM
Luis, who is just getting back from the Yusuf place see the zombies and shoots all 3 of them
(Issac) Lucky you saw them or that would've been pretty
(Luis) I know aye
They walk down to the penthouse and put the Chainsaw and the Golden Katana on the table
(Niko) Is this what you found at Yusuf place
Lolly pop chainsaw chick notices the chainsaw and gets rid of her old delapidated saw and picks up the new one
(Juliet Starling) This is exactly what I needed
(Niko) A golden Katana, Yusuf you maniac
(Luis) That's what I said
(Kratos) Now it's my turn
Kratos runs to the roof and jumps off and land on the street and immeadiently surround by zombies
(Packie) Holy crap there out numbering him
(Drake) He'll alright
What happens next???
1) Kratos kills the zombies and run towards Alderney
2) Yusuf comes back early with his friend
3) A sh*t load of Descendents climb up the majestic
4) Niko and everyone else have a party
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