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The Pizza Delivery Guy
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#2191

Posted 28 February 2013 - 10:56 PM

QUOTE (The_Anti-tragedy @ Sunday, Feb 24 2013, 19:57)
4. The Mexican guards recognize Niko and Brucie and call the cops and the Chupacabras.

It isn't long before the crew hear sirens.

Brucie: Looks like the show is over!

They leave the Oscars with the cops and Chupacabras right behind them. Niko hijacks a Peyote, but Brucie was too slow and couldn't get into the car before Niko drove off.

Niko: You should be faster next time!

Brucie: Niko, what the f*ck? I'm not THAT genetically different!

Brucie is then crushed by the Chupacabras, who have stolen a fire truck, and are headed straight to Niko.

Niko: Oh sh*t!!

Niko dives from the car and the Chupacabras miss him. They run right over the Peyote, but get stuck to it and go flying off a bridge conveniently placed in front of them.

Niko: That was intense...

Now Niko...
1. Gets a call from Brucie asking to be picked up from the hospital.
2. The police finally catch up to him
3. Roman calls and wants to go DRINKING
4. Goes back to the Oscars to find Lisa

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#2192

Posted 01 March 2013 - 12:03 AM Edited by DropThaSystem, 01 March 2013 - 12:08 AM.

QUOTE (The Pizza Delivery Guy @ Thursday, Feb 28 2013, 22:56)
1. Gets a call from Brucie asking to be picked up from the hospital.

*Niko's phone rings*

Brucie: Hey man, trouble has arrived!
Niko: Brucie, where the hell are you at now?
Brucie: Hospital!
*phone disconnects*
Niko: Shiit!

Niko steals a taxi and takes off to the local hospital.

As Niko nears the hospital, he can see Chupacabras surrounding the place. Niko dives out of the car and sneaks around the hospital and can see Brucie hanging from a noose.

Niko: Ain't this a bitch!

What happens next?
1. Niko runs into the middle of the area to save Brucie and Chupacabras surround Niko with guns
2. Chupacabras bring a gasoline can to the area to burn Brucie and Niko goes out to help

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#2193

Posted 01 March 2013 - 04:08 AM

QUOTE (DropThaSystem @ Friday, Mar 1 2013, 05:33)
1. Niko runs into the middle of the area to save Brucie and Chupacabras surround Niko with guns

Brucie:Help Niko!
Niko: I'm comin',hold on!

Niko manages to dodge the bullets fired from the Chupacabras and rescues Brucie,however Brucie is seriously injured and needs an escort.

Niko phones Roman:

Roman: Sup Niko?Want to go bowling?
Niko: Damn the bowling,I'm running for my life here and Brucie's bleeding to death.Get your taxi and bring some reinforcements
Roman:All right,be there ASAP

Niko finds a safe place to hide and Roman arrives 5 minutes later with some men they fire at the Chupacarbras as Niko carries Brucie to the car and gets in the back seat.Roman starts the Taxi again:

Roman: You guys are Damn lucky to be out of that.

As Roman is nearing his apartment,they spot a suspicious Grey Washington.

What happens next?
1.The people in the Washington turn out to be the Chupacabras and they open fire at Roman's taxi
2.They turn out to be undercover cops who have come to arrest Roman
3.Unknown masked men sabotage the car and kidnap Roman,Brucie and Niko.

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#2194

Posted 01 March 2013 - 02:48 PM

QUOTE (Master of San Andreas @ Friday, Mar 1 2013, 04:08)
2.They turn out to be undercover cops who have come to arrest Roman

One of the undercovers gets out of the car, approaches Niko, Brucie and Roman, pretends asking a location.

Undercover Cop: I'm a recent in the city. I've heard of some hard-core, action drug party. You know where it is?
Niko: Are we seen like a bunch of crackheads? Go off, friend.
Roman: Excuse my cousin. I think I know what you're talking about. You must make your way to the warehouse in Port Tudor. It must be there.
Undercover Cop: LCPD. Freeze, motherf*ckers. You poison-selling pieces of sh*ts.
Niko: Roman! How do you know about a drug party?
Roman: Well, that's a long story.

Niko slowly moves his foot to the pedal and suddenly steps on it and drives away. Undercover police tries to stop them but he fails.

Niko: Well, Roman. We're listening the sh*t.
Roman: What sh*t?
Niko: [angrily] The drug party.
Roman: You know my friend Jermaine. I saved his ass again from the feds. He told me that there's a drug party over Port Tudor as favour. I've thought to go but Mallorie has a birth-checkup for our coming-up babe.
Niko: Mallorie pregnant?
Roman: Yeah, for four months. It's a girl and we're planning to name her Kate.
Brucie: Congratulations, bro.
Niko: What the...? Are you trying to finish my life? You know how sensitive I am in that?
Roman: Niko, you must get over this...
Niko: Just shut the hell up, we must go and rescue Jermaine.

Niko begins to rush to the warehouse in Port Tudor where the party is held and they manage to arrive the are before cops' arrival.

Niko: Hey, you guys. You must get off this place. The cops are about to bust here.
Brucie: I think they're high on drugs. This doesn't work.
Niko: Let's find Jermaine and get the hell out of here.

Niko, Roman, Brucie finds the cloud-minded Jermaine who's obviously on drugs and alchocol.

Niko: Jermaine?
Roman: Yeah, that's him. I can recognize this dirty face over sixty km's.
Niko: Jermaine, it's Niko, Roman's cousin. We need to get out of here before cops get here.
Jermaine: Ohh, there's a pure winged horse. Hello, horse. Fly me out of here, I think that's enough of today.

Jermaine imagines Niko as a Pegasus and climbs on Niko and begins to spank him.

Niko: F*ck this city! Seriously f*ck it!

CRASH!

A big, loud noise is heard.

What is it?

1. Simply, LCPD and Bureau of Narcotics came to bust the party.
2. Chupacabras, whom the drugs belong to, manage to break in and begin firing on African-American drug dealers.
3. Anti-racist extremists, who're tipped off it's an anti-racist activity there, rush through the rood but when they see it's a drug party, they just go away (with one of them stealing some acid).
4. A jet plane falls on the warehouse, causing a huge explosion, leaving everyone die, except for Niko, Brucie, Roman and Jermaine.
5. Nop, it's just RATMAN!

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 04:58 PM

QUOTE (MarijuanaMonkey @ Friday, Mar 1 2013, 16:48)
3. Anti-racist extremists, who're tipped off it's an anti-racist activity there, rush through the rood but when they see it's a drug party, they just go away (with one of them stealing some acid).

Niko: Sh*t! It's those guys again!
Extremist #1: We heard there is some anti-racist activity here, and wanted to join! Multiculturality is a blessing to America!
Roman: Err, sorry, I think you guys got in the wrong place...
Extremist #2: Well we certainly see plenty of good, foreign cultures over here. But why does this place smell of drugs?
Jermaine: bEcAuSe Of SoMeThInG tHaT iS nOt YoUr BuSiNeSs *spanks Niko so hard that Niko jumps and Jermaine falls on the floor, where he begins to scream random stuff*
Extremist #1: Yo, this place sucks, man!
*Extremist #2 steals acid without anyone noticing and sneaks off with the rest of his friends*
Niko: Wow, they didn't recognize me!
Roman: Maybe they did, but they didn't care about you because they only want white Americans dead.
Niko: Isn't that kinda racist?
Roman: Dunno. Hey, where's Brucie?

Niko and Roman begin looking for Brucie and finally find him in a back room, where he's, err, enjoying his time with a heavily drugged woman - thing is, it's Ashley Butler!

Niko: Sheesh, Brucie, you'll get in a lot of trouble for that! She's the old lady of Johnny Klebitz and stuff!
Brucie: I don't care, NB! All those bikers can come at me and I'll rape them! I mean, not literally of course. Grow some balls!
Roman: Yeah, Niko, otherwise you'll never get any American titties!
Niko: Screw you both!

Just as Niko exits the room, deciding to leave Brucie alone with his troubles, he runs into Johnny. Niko quickly shuts the door, with Johnny only noticing Roman inside.

Johnny: I was going to get in there, yokel.
Niko: Well now you won't, Roman is there enjoying the company of some girls.
Johnny: Yeah so? I'm looking for Ashley and she might be in trouble at a place like this. It's full of stinking drugheads.
Niko: I'm afraid I cannot let you violate my cousin's privacy.
Johnny: Oh really? Do you want me to stick this baseball bat up your arse so that it comes out of your mouth?
Niko: Now my friend and fellow protagonist, that's actually impossible, as the bat would become stuck long before it reaches my mouth, nor is it even long enough.

And what happens next?
1: Johnny punches Niko in the face, causing him to crash through the door.
2: Johnny tries to punch Niko, but Niko counters and kicks him in the private area.
3: Jermaine, who has got back up, jumps on Johnny's back and begins to spank him.
4: Some drug addicts attack them because they don't tolerate any fighting in their party. sarcasm.gif
5: Packie calls Niko and asks to go EATING EVEN THOUGH THEY CAN'T EAT TOGETHER!!!!

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#2196

Posted 02 March 2013 - 03:41 AM

QUOTE (Carbonox @ Friday, Mar 1 2013, 16:58)
3: Jermaine, who has got back up, jumps on Johnny's back and begins to spank him.

Jermaine: dOggY sTylE FLutTersHy!
Johnny: Get the f*ck off me, deadbeat.
Johnny and Jermaine fall and smash down the door. Johnny sees Brucie and Ashley together! Also Roman who is masturbating to the sounds behind a couch.
Roman: Stop looking.
Johnny: Ashley, what's going on? Why are you with this steroid junkie?
Ashley: beCuaUsE jOhnnY babY...
Ashley falls over towards Roman but Roman sperms into her face. Ashley, blinded, stumbles into Johnny and onto a mattress next to a turtle.
Turtle: GET THE FUGH OUT OF MY PERSONAL SPACE!!
Johnny: Who are you?
Turtle: I'M FRANKLIN, DUMBASS!
Ashley: Franklin the turtle?
Franklin: NO SSSHHHHHIT WATSON!
Johnny: Uh, the term is Sherlock.
Franklin: SHUT THE FUGH OFF AND LEAVE ME TO HAVE MY SMAGH!
Johnny: "Smagh"?
Franklin: YOU KNOW, SMAGH!
Niko: Smack?
Franklin: SEE, THIS GUY GETS IT. UNLIKE YOU, DICK.
1. Franklin and Niko dance to Vladivostok FM (EFLC edition) on the dance floor.
2. Niko gets a phone call from Packie to be asked to go HAVE A LITTLE PARTY
3. Johnny goes back to the subject of Ashley being with Brucie.
4. Brucie and Franklin share drugs and get so high that they do prank calls.
5. The pedestrian named Hugh Jass is at the party and he dances with Franklin.

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Posted 02 March 2013 - 05:27 AM Edited by DropThaSystem, 02 March 2013 - 05:33 AM.

QUOTE (The_Anti-tragedy @ Saturday, Mar 2 2013, 03:41)
3. Johnny goes back to the subject of Ashley being with Brucie.

Johnny: Shut up prick, just forget about that. Now, what I was saying before I got interrupted was that you, Ashley have no business hanging around some asshole like this deadbeat.
Brucie: Watch it, buddy!
Johnny: I'll have the last word here! You need to tell me what the hell is going on!
Ashley: Look, it's not what you think.
Brucie: Yes, nothing is going on here. Just a little friendship. Nothing personal. We're glad to have your company.
Johnny: Look, I am no f*cking idiot! You tell me what the hell is going on before I decapitate your f*cking head!
Brucie: Look, I said nothing is going on. You wanna do this the hard way?

What happens next?
1. Brucie and Johnny get into a major fight
2. Brucie apoligizes to Johnny, and Johnny takes Ashley
3. Brucie runs out to escape only to find Chupacabras surrounding the house

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Posted 03 March 2013 - 02:55 AM

QUOTE (DropThaSystem @ Saturday, Mar 2 2013, 05:27)
3. Brucie runs out to escape only to find Chupacabras surrounding the house

Brucie: Oh... SH*T!
Brucie runs for his car but is killed by the Chupacabras. Everyone hears gunfire coming from outside. Niko and Johnny take out some Carbine Rifles and storm outside.
Johnny: Niko, it's the Mexicans!
Niko: What guns do they have?
The Chupacabras are armed with M47 Dragons all aimed at the party.
Niko: Wait, you guys have rocket launchers?
All of them nod and fire rockets all at once. Niko and Johnny are blown back and both hit an Intruder. They agree to throw grenades and pipe bombs at the Chupacabras.
Mexicans: AAGJFGJ LSMDFLFJGJGJGJ HMAMGHMGHMGA!
Niko and Johnny laugh together but stop immediately when they see the burning building their party used to be. Everyone except Franklin and Roman are dead.
Johnny: Sh*t. Ash!
Franklin and Roman go outside to Niko and Johnny.
Johnny: Why did God have to kill off Ashley and give me this prick?
Franklin: LIVE WITH IT, DUMBASS.
Niko: sarcasm.gif "Wut"?
1. Franklin is crushed by a falling tanker triggered by the rocket launchers.
2. Roman cracks a racist joke and 3000 black guys cover the area to beat up Roman.
3. Ashley is alive, but she's just a bouncing head. She cracks a racist joke.
4. The four steal the blue Intruder and Niko drives them to...
5. The Chupacabras are somehow still alive, as torsos and heads.

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Posted 03 March 2013 - 03:30 AM

QUOTE (The_Anti-tragedy @ Saturday, Mar 2 2013, 19:55)
3. Ashley is alive, but she's just a bouncing head. She cracks a racist joke.

Johnny: Ashley! You're still alive... I guess.

Ashley: (racist joke:) Yeah, which is more than Trayvon Martin can say.

Roman laughs at the racist joke, attracting the attention of a nearby Equal Rights Group.

Group Member (GB) #1: Hey, you can't laugh at that!

Roman: Are you kidding? This is America! Land of the racist jokes and titties!

GB #2: It is immoral and wrong to make fun of minorities based off the color of their skin.

Niko: Screw off, this is GTA! Grow a pair!

Niko takes out an M-4 and scare off the Group Members, but Niko isn't done with them. He runs after the Group Members all around the block, but uses infinite sprint to his advantage and kills all of the group members.

Niko: We don't need your kind in Liberty City!

Niko goes back to where Franklin, Johnny, Ashley's head, and Roman were to find that...

1. They were gone and only a note remained that read: "Go to _______."
2. They were Having a big party without him
3. EA were trying to purchase the rights to GTA and only Niko could stop them
4. Brucie had left a text asking to be picked up from the hospital

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Posted 03 March 2013 - 11:18 AM

4. Brucie had left a text asking to be picked up from the hospital

(Niko) You know what f*ck this sh*t, I'm going to pick up Brusie from the hospital
Niko then get in car and heads to the hospital to pick up Brusie but when he gets there he sees that The hospital is being attacked by the Chupacarbras, Dingoes, Crumpets and Baggettes, in which all 4 gangs are at war with each other

(Niko) What the hell is this all about, better go around the back
Niko gets out of his car and goes around the back of the hospital but sees several dead workers on the ground
(Niko) Oh that's not good

(Stranger) Your telling me

(Niko) Who said that, come out of the shadows
The stranger come out of the shadows and is revealed to be...
Who is the stranger revealed to be???
1) Luis
2) Yusuf
3) Brusie
4) Mila
5) A new character named Timmy Veason, an FIB agent out to rid L.C of all the international gangs

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Posted 03 March 2013 - 02:32 PM

5) A new character named Timmy Veason, an FIB agent out to rid L.C of all the international gangs


Timmy Veason (TV): Name's Timmy Veason. No, don't ask any questions. My assignment is to wipe out all international gangs in L.C. And by the way, these guys are perps disguised as hospital workers.
Niko: And what the fu** do you from me?
TV: Do I have to repeat myself? NO QUESTIONS. We have your cousin, Roman. You do what I say, or he will die.
Niko: (to himself) WHAT THE FU**!!!
TV: Now, follow me. Don't try any tricks.

Where does he take him?

1. to his car
2. to a black van.
3. into an old, ruined building.

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 01:53 AM

1. to his car

(Timmy) Thank you for coming with me

(Niko) What do I need to do to get Roman back

(Timmy) Nothing, we don't have him, that was just a trick to get you to come with me

(Niko) You know you could of asked me all of these Gangs from different country's have been a Pain in my A**, I'd be happy to help take them down, if you will excuse me I'm going to get Brusie
Niko go gets Brusie and they head back to the car where Timmy is dead and the car is on fire
(Niko) Oh sh*t, and I just met him and he's dead

(Brusie) How unfortunate
They bail and head to City Hall to figure out what they have to do about this huge problem they have. So Niko calls The Lost MC, The Irish, and Dominicans, The Jamicans and Dwayne and his boys to decide what gang they want to take down first
What gang do they take down first???
1) The Dingoes
2) The Chupacarbras
3) The Baggettes
4) The Crumpets
5) The Mounties

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Posted 08 March 2013 - 04:01 AM

QUOTE (billy james @ Monday, Mar 4 2013, 01:53)
4) The Crumpets

The Crumpets are held up in the old hospital in Colony Island that they changed into a stereotypical English rich-guy mansion. Niko and his army stand in front of the mansion armed with SMG's and M4's.
Niko: Okay, Irish. Go around the back and plant one of Derrick's C4's there. Lost MC, you and me are going to barge inside and hit them with everything we've got. Dwayne, boys, you go to the right windows where they'll escape, and Dominicans take the left. Jamaicans, get a helicopter and ambush them on the roof.
Johnny: Great plan, Niko.
Jacob: Okay Niko, we getting the choppa. Mek we dweet.
Jacob and the Jamaicans leave to the helipad in Westminster. Everyone goes to their places.
Niko: 3... 2... 1!
Niko and the Lost MC shoot the doors open and shoot up the chairs the Crumpets are sitting on. They all hide behind a large couch. Some of them make a run for the windows on each side. THe Lost MC slaughter the other Crumpets. The rest of the Crumpets have MP10's and Desert Eagles.
Crumpet: My tea! It fell over ol' chap!
Johnny: I'm gonna make tea with your BLOOD!
Johnny kills the gang member and takes his Desert Eagle. He shoots almost everyone in the head. The Dominicans and Dwayne's boys do their job and shoot the Crumpets at the windows. The Irish jump through the windows and go out the front door whilst the C4 goes off, collapsing the back walls and devouring part of the stairs as several Crumpets heading for the roof fall over. A staircase in a corner of the mansion leads to an upper room where the boss sits with a minigun.
Luis: Sh*t, the boss is in that room!
Johnny: We have to shoot that door open and show him his gang is sh*t in this city now.
Dwayne: Have you guys got that boss yet?
Niko: Not yet, Dwayne. Wait, the stairs aren't completely destroyed. Crumpets are going up the roof.
Gang member: Hawhawhawhawhawhaw!
The Jamaicans show up just in time and Jacob gets an M60 ready and picks off the Crumpets before shooting their helicopter on fire. Jacob's helicopter gets shot with a minigun as two panels open up on the roof with the Crumpets' boss appearing.
Jacob: EVACUATE!
The Jamaicans jump out and activate some parachutes with green and yellow patterns. They land next to the Dominicans and Dwayne's boys.
Jacob: Ain't nuttin' but bada bada. Niko, teh boss is on the roof, thinking he can take us down.
Niko: Thanks Jacob for that info. Luis, Johnny, we need to get to the roof and take the boss out.
The three of them go up the stairs to the roof where the boss is behind a pile of dildos.
Johnny: A pile of dildos?
Boss: Finish them off, boys!
Three Crumpets come out of nowhere with miniguns. Niko throws a grenade at them as they go downstairs. The grenade goes off and the Crumpets are killed. The boss goes downstairs and fires his minigun everywhere. The three ran off into the kitchen, hiding in three cupboards.
Luis: Where's Jacob?
Johnny: He must be waiting outside with all the others.
Niko, Johnny, and Luis bust out of the cupboards and make a run for the windows. The boss fires his minigun once again and shoots up the whole right side of the mansion. The three survive and run through the grass to the front. The Jamaicans that landed successfully have miniguns from the helicopter. The boss comes out of the front. All of the gangs and Niko fire miniguns and carbine rifles all at the boss. He gets shot up all over the place and thrown around by a lot of grenades. For sure, he's dead.
Johnny: Well, he's dead. Now I'm pretty sure they'll go back to England.
Everyone: Yup.
1. The cops arrive one full force and the others blame it on a suicidal boss.
2. Everyone goes for their next gang and stock up on ammunition.
3. The Dominicans were killed by the boss except for Luis. They go to the next gang.
4. Everyone goes on a bathroom break where Niko and Johnny discuss something.

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Posted 10 March 2013 - 11:17 PM

4. Everyone goes on a bathroom break where Niko and Johnny discuss something.
"Hey so Johnny, what gang should we take down next?" Niko asks Johnny.
"I don't know man, there's so many of them. I just want to take a break, go somewhere else for a while." replies Johnny.
"I feel you." says Niko.
*Suddenly, a disturbance is heard in the bathroom.*
Little Jacob: Bumbaclot!
*At that very moment, the bathroom blows up, killing everyone inside. Two Colombians are seen fleeing away from the scene in a blacked-out Oracle, Niko and Johnny quickly steal a red Sentinel and follow quietly behind.*
what happens next?
1. Somewhere in Bohan, while following the Colombians, Niko and Johnny are cut off by two parked cars that box them in. A total of four angry Colombians, all wielding M60's, get out and demand Niko and Johnny get out too or else they will open fire.(Niko and Johnny both do not have any weapons of any kind.)
2. There is weed hidden inside of the Sentinel's air conditioning vents and Both Niko and Johnny get high and crash the car.
3. While Niko is driving, Johnny is snorting cocaine he found in the car's glovebox. As Niko is making a sharp turn, Johnny spills the cocaine all over Niko. Niko breaths in a little bit of cocaine and becomes high and immediately crashes the car into a nearby tree.

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 02:00 AM

QUOTE (Driftking120 @ Sunday, Mar 10 2013, 23:17)
1. Somewhere in Bohan, while following the Colombians, Niko and Johnny are cut off by two parked cars that box them in. A total of four angry Colombians, all wielding M60's, get out and demand Niko and Johnny get out too or else they will open fire.(Niko and Johnny both do not have any weapons of any kind.)

Niko and Johnny find themselves on the Northern Expressway, with no weapon whatsoever.
Johnny: Okay. Put the guns down. We can work something out here.
Chupacabra: We can kill you both with two shots, that's not even all of us. Boys, get them in both cars.
Niko: Johnny, let's hope someone is coming to help us.
Chupacabra: Excuse me, gringo?
Niko: Um, I told Johnny we'll sh*t in your faces, tough guys.
Chupacabra: That sounded gay. Keep them going.
Niko and Johnny get loaded into two cars that put gags in their mouths and tie them up inside.

Meanwhile...

Little Jacob, Luis, Dwayne, and Packie respawn in front of the hospital, but not the others.
Jacob: Where be Niko and Johnny?
Packie: They must be somewhere. Last I ever saw of them, I died.
Dwayne: Okay... Obviously the Columbians must have got to them. We need to find Niko and Johnny somehow.
Luis: How are we going to do that?
Packie: Easy. We intimidate the other gangs into giving us the location of our lost friends.
Dwayne: Yeah. That way, we get all the gangs, and the Columbian Chupacabras.
Luis: But which gang do we take out first?
1. The French Baguettes
2. The Australian Dingoes
3. The Canadian Mounties

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 02:51 AM

1. The French Baguettes

(Dwayne) Those french fags, I like it

(Packie) One problem, where's there hide out

(LJ) Good question marn

(Luis) I have an idea, how about we go find a police car, hack into the police data base and type in there leaders name

(Packie) What's his name

(Luis) Pepae I think

(Dwayne) ok lets go
They all head out looking for a Police car except for LJ who goes to the nearest Tw@ to check out the police data base on there, he looks at it but doesn't remember the name so he looks for something French sounding
(LJ) this would be easier if I knew his name
He the gets a call from Luis who has found out where they are
Where are they???
1) Bahama Mamas
2) The old abandoned sprunk Factory
3) The old casino
4) The tunnels under the city

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 03:54 AM

QUOTE (billy james @ Monday, Mar 11 2013, 02:51)
3) The old casino

Dwayne, Packie, Luis, and LJ go to the old casino in Alderney in a Sultan and park under the overpass where there are several bums. Forward there are forty Baguettes guarding the building with SMG's and some AK-47's. Also numerous guys on the roof and red-white-blue Schafters in the open. One of the many hobos hits Packie.
Packie: Ow, what the hell's wrong with you?
Hobo: HOBOS WITH ATTITUDE ASSEMBLE!
Dwayne shoots all of them but the French people are alerted.
Luis: Sh*t. Those f*cking hobos. I hate the damn French.
They all hide behind their Sultan whilst it takes a lot of bullets. Packie snipes the Baguettes on the roof and him and Luis sneak into the bushes. Dwayne and LJ go to their right and find a dead French guy with an assault rifle.
LJ: We got the same idea?
Dwayne and Jacob grab the dead body and use it as a shield as they run outside their cover. Packie and Luis blow up three out of six French Schafters using grenades. Half of the Baguettes are taken down and the head Pepae, goes into hiding on the roof with a Python.
1. The dead body has too many holes in it and Dwayne and LJ have no shield.
2. Packie gets shot too many times and Luis has to take him to the hospital.
3. The Baguettes call for backup and attempt to close them in with more of their Schafters.
4. Luis and Packie's guns are sniped out of their hands and out of their hiding spot.

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Posted 19 March 2013 - 05:42 AM

3. The Baguettes call for backup and attempt to close them in with more of their Schafters.

(Dwayne) Sh*t man, were out numbered

(Luis) God Damn it

(LJ) It was nice knowi....
Before LJ could finish his sentence 3 APCs destroy all the cars and every Frenchy and HWA there

(Packie) Were saved

(Luis) Who is those tanks

(Dwayne) I don't know, but I think we're about to find out
The 3 APCs drivers get out of there APCs and they can't be leave the Eyes.
Who were in the tanks???
1) The leaders of the Dingoes, Crumpets and Mounties, who also have a beef with the Baggettes and the Homeless with Attitude
2) Bernie, Yusuf and Phil Bell
3) Roman, Mila and Brusie
4) Amando, Henrique and Jim

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Posted 20 March 2013 - 01:45 AM

QUOTE (billy james @ Tuesday, Mar 19 2013, 05:42)
2) Bernie, Yusuf and Phil Bell

Packie: Guys, thank f*ck you're here.
Bernie: You're welcome guys.
Dwayne: What about Pepae?
Pepae is shown with a Python inside a helicopter flying off toward the mansion in Westdyke.
Bernie: Follow him!
Packie, Dwayne, Luis and LJ miraculously fit inside the APC's and they follow the Maverick.

*two minutes later*

Bernie: He's going for Northwood!
Packie: Goddammit!
They follow Pepae from the bridge and he crashes into a crane in the construction site in South Bohan. Pepae parachutes next to blue Rancher. He drives onto San Quentin Ave. as the others followed him there on the bridges. Pepae is ran over three times by Bernie, Phil, and Yusuf each.
Packie: Alright, we just need to get Niko and Johnny back from the casino.
After getting Niko and johnny back they discuss which gang to go after now.
1. The Columbian/Mexican Chupacabras
2. The Australian Dingoes
3. The Canadian Mounties

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Posted 28 March 2013 - 08:21 PM

QUOTE (The_Anti-tragedy @ Wednesday, Mar 20 2013, 03:45)
2. The Australian Dingoes

Niko: We should focus on the Dingoes next, I hear they're currently smuggling goods to the Acter industrial area.
Packie: How do you know that?
Johnny: We heard a little bit of inside information when we were 'all tied up'. Turns out there might be some individual who is responsible for the arrival of all these new gangs.
Niko: And since we're the official saviors of the city, it's our duty to find out who he is and take him out.
Luis: I don't think we would be praised as heroes after the Westboro Baptist Church massacre...
Everyone looks at Luis unpleasantly.
Luis: OK, whatever! Hmph, you guys clearly don't respect freedom of speech...
Niko (ignoring Luis' mumbling): Load up, guys, let's go!

As they head to the industrial area, they soon notice a pack of gang members all dressed in brown, standing near a large boat that appears to contain something.

Niko: That must be the Dingoes, let's take them down!
Packie: How did we find them this fast?
Niko: Don't forget, this is the Chain Story. Everything is possible here, plus I don't like the long driving periods that are a requirement in some GTA IV missions. OK, DINGOES, YOUR SMUGGLING DAYS ARE OVER!

The crew starts poundin' on the gang members, who quickly act in self defence by firing with their assault rifles, forcing the good guys to take cover. However, after they've cleaned out a bunch, a guy wearing nice clothes (including a hat) appears. Niko happens to notice his face looks like that of a dingo's.

Guy: Put your guns down, there are more of us than you think! And pleased to meet you, I am Bruce, and these are the Australian Dingoes. What can we do for you?
Niko: We came to stop you and the other 5 new gangs! We already took down 2, so you should just jump in the ocean before we drill you with bullets!
Bruce: Ooo, what vulgar words. Do you think we're all just a bunch of defenceless targets for you to kill?
Niko: Well, you seem much weaker than the last two...
Bruce: That's because I wanted to spare you a little surprise. Bring 'em on, guys!

And suddenly, Niko and the others are attacked by... a group of angry kangaroos! They are what the Dingoes were smuggling to America! Luis manages to shoot one of them with his shotgun, but the kangaroos then lunge at the good guys, kicking them all over the place while Bruce laughs at them and taunts them repeatedly. Niko tries to get a shot at him, but a kangaroo kicks his gun out of his hand before kicking him in the nuts.

But suddenly...
1: The cops are also notified of the smuggling operation and assault the place.
2: Fred Phelps' zombie returns to avenge his death!
3: Roman calls Niko because he's got a fare who needs a ride to the Memory Lanes.
4: Ashley's bouncy head bounces to the scene (see last page for her fate at the drug party) and the kangaroos start chasing her, allowing Niko's group to attack the Dingoes.

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 04:55 AM

QUOTE (Carbonox @ Thursday, Mar 28 2013, 20:21)
4: Ashley's bouncy head bounces to the scene (see last page for her fate at the drug party) and the kangaroos start chasing her, allowing Niko's group to attack the Dingoes.

Ashley: Johnny help me baby!
Johnny: Ash. You still cheated on me with that fat Serbian f*ck.
Niko: Uh, yeah. I agree.
The kangaroos play a makeshift game of soccer(football in other places) and kick Ashley's head around. You think blood would splatter out of every pore in her body, but nope. It's the Chain Story and she isn't harmed at all. tounge.gif
Bruce sees an opportunity to run to the multistory building in the south-west area of the industrial park.
Packie: He knows that place is a dead end, right?
Luis: Don't let the guy know that. We need to corner him from all stairways on that structure. Niko and Johnny, cover the south-west stairway. Packie, south-east; Dwayne, north-west; and Little Jacob and I will cover north-west.
Johnny: When did you become the boss?
Packie: Let's just get this f*cker. I want to go home with a girl I met at that party. I don't now if she's dead by now from that explosion but-
Luis: Never mind that. Let's just go.
The group take their places as Luis said and go up their different stairways. Bruce goes to the top floor where the others meet him. Dust gets into everyone's face as a blue and red helicopter slowly descends onto the floor.
Packie: Sh*t. He's pulling a Pepae on us!
Bruce: Finish off those didgeridoos, boys! I'm leaving and telling the rest of the gangs about this! When the Chupacabras hear about this, they're going to kill you in a second, you hear that?
Johnny: Yes, we all get it. You'll run like a pussy even though you have an assault rifle right there that can easily kill us all but you're going to make the others finish us off.
Bruce leaves the building in his helicopter while everyone's guns were knocked out of their hands during the helicopter's descent. Niko, Johnny, Luis, and Dwayne are able to do some melee combat onto all of the Dingoes on the floor. Luis gets knocked out though along with LJ. Three Dingoes take them down the building and take off in their gang car.
1. All of them form a human pole to reach far enough to get to Bruce's chopper.
2. Packie goes down to get Luis and LJ. He's able to jump onto the Dingoes' car.
3. Niko, Johnny, Dwayne, and Packie go down the building and follow the car.
4. They go down and Niko finds an RPG in a trunk of a Dingo's car. He can either shoot the chopper down or shoot at the car that got stuck up the road.

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 10:29 PM Edited by billy james, 04 April 2013 - 11:05 PM.

3. Niko, Johnny, Dwayne, and Packie go down the building and follow the car.

(Niko) Which way did he go

(Packie) That way (points left)
They chase after Bruce and they go all the way to Yusuf's construction site where they corner Bruce

(Bruce) You can't kill me, no one can, not even Regan Jones, the man I killed the former leader of the dingoes

(Niko) I was wondering what happen to him, when did you kill him

(Bruce) 3 weeks ago, BOYS!!!!
All of a Sudden a whole bunch of dingo members appear

(Johnny) Oh f*ck
But just then Regan Jones appear as one of the members and get everyone there who is a dingo to turn there attention to Bruce

(Bruce) I thought I killed you

(Regan) Nope, you missed me by a long shot, KILL HIM!!!!!

The Dingoes kill the traitor

(Niko) Wow, what the hell just happened

(Packie) That a really good question
The Dingoes then point there gun at Niko and friends

(Regan) I'm going to give you's a chance to get away, so I suggest you run now
Niko, Packie, Johnny and Dwayne start running back to there car and drive to a safe location and part ways.
Where does Niko to
1) City Hall, to see of Mayor Bernie needs anything
2) His Apartment in Castle Gardens
3) Burger Shot
4) Underground Tunnels

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 01:35 AM

QUOTE (billy james @ Thursday, Apr 4 2013, 22:29)
1) City Hall, to see of Mayor Bernie needs anything

Niko hears Bernie struggling through the locked door.
Niko: What the f*ck is going on in there? Is Florian having more of his orgies?
Niko sees Bernie in a headlock by a Chupacabra gang member and another about to jump out the window.
Bernie: Niko, Jesus H help me!
Niko: I'll try, Bernie!
Niko jumps into a dresser and throws it onto the Chupacabra with the pistol.
Chupacabra: Espero que te violaron?
Niko grabs the pistol and holds onto Bernie. He shoots the gang member about to jump out. The gang member dies and Niko jumps out the window. He goes into a pointless alleyway and comes out on an end. He finds a Vincent and gets Bernie inside.
1. Apparently the car is busted.
2. Bernie screams so much that Niko decides to put him in the trunk.
3. Three Chupacabra Patriots turn a corner behind the Vincent.
4. The Chupacabra from City Hall tackles Niko from behind before he's able to get in the car.

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 12:32 AM

4. The Chupacabra from City Hall tackles Niko from behind before he's able to get in the car.

(Chup) Your not getting away from me now

(Niko) Oh yeah wanna bet
Niko goes into red army mode and the chup is killed
(Niko) F*cking Mexican
Niko get in the car and drives Bernie to the closest entrance to the underground tunnels

(Bernie) Why are we here Niko

(Niko) It's a good hiding place, you need to stay down here until every Mexican, Australian, Canadian, Brit and French gang are dead, so the next time you see me is when there all Eliminated and if you keep taking this tunnel down that way you'll see a door with the words "Safe House" in big bold letters you'll know your there when you see a blue light, if you see a dead body you've gone to far

(Bernie) What in this room

(Niko) it's best you didn't know
Bernie nods his head and starts walking while Niko goes back up to street level, get in the car and heads to honkers cause that's where Ragan Jones and The left over Dingoes are.
What happens next ???
1) Niko Wipes out the Dingoes
2) Niko Ask Regan for help
3) The Dingoes out number Niko
4) Niko goes in stealthy and plants C4 everywhere

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Posted 13 April 2013 - 02:19 PM Edited by thegtaman531, 13 April 2013 - 02:24 PM.

4) Niko goes in stealthy and plants C4's everywhere
Niko beats up a stripper outside of honkers and puts on her g string and tight bikini to disguise as a stripper. He walks past the bodyguard.
Bodyguard: Had a good shift, ma'am?
Niko: I feel like shame and regret.
Niko stealthy plants c4s everywhere. In the change rooms, on the stripping poles, on the bar stools but is approached by Ragan
Ragan: Ey beautiful, can a hard working man get a show?
Niko: Um, I think-
Ragan: that's what I reckoned.
Niko is pulled into a room.
Niko starts strip teasing for Ragan. He spanks Niko ass. Niko slaps him.
Niko: DON'T f*ck WITH ME! In his masculine Russian accent.
The whole club goes silent. They all turn around to realise that the stripper they were all fancying was a man in disguise. Ragan faints and falls into Nikos arms. He uses him as a shied just before they all pull out their guns and starting shooting at him. Ragan is filled with bullets but Niko is unharmed. Niko goes to plan B. He activates the C4's.
1. Bernie saves the day and rescues Niko from the blazing fire
2. The Dingoes burn to death
3. They all blow up, including Bernie.
4. Niko escapes the burning building

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Posted 13 April 2013 - 03:31 PM

QUOTE (thegtaman531 @ Saturday, Apr 13 2013, 14:19)
1. Bernie saves the day and rescues Niko from the blazing fire

Bernie comes out into Honkers as the C4's blow up and he steals an Intruder. Niko gets inside with Bernie and they drive away from the burning building.
Niko: Well, Regan is definitely dead...
Out of nowhere, Regan lands on top of their windshield alive. Bernie knocks him off, then runs him over three times as Niko shoots at him with a shotgun. They get away as many dead Dingo bodies land on the ground and also onto the bouncer.
Niko: The only international gangs left in this city are the Mounties and the Chupacabras.
Bernie: You sure about that? They could come together and f*ck us up.
Niko: What could we do now?
Bernie: ...
1. Let's get the Mexicans!
2. We're gonna get the Mounties!
3. Let's f*ck.
4. Let's take a break first. We go bowling.

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Posted 13 April 2013 - 03:55 PM

QUOTE (The_Anti-tragedy @ Saturday, Apr 13 2013, 15:31)
4. Let's take a break first. We go bowling.

Bernie and Niko play a few frames at Memory Lanes and then get drunk and attempt to drive back to City Hall. The Intruder crashes on the way back and Niko tries to flag a passing car for help.
Niko: "Mr. Man! Stop! YELLOW CAR!"
Taxi driver: "I'm not stopping for you malaka!"
Another car passes and stops.
Ped: "I say, what seems to be the problem here ol' bean?"
Niko: "You have a gay accent."
Ped: "I am insulted by your very rude remark sir. Good day to you!" *drives off*
Niko: "Fine, go away then! I can survive on my- *gets hit by a Boxville*.
Driver: "Oh no! This isn't even my vehicle!"
Bernie: "Niko!"
Niko: "I can't feel my legs!"
Driver: "Oh sh*t!"
A traffic jam soon forms because of the accident.
Ped: "Come on, I need to take a piss!"
A cop soon shows up.
Cop: "Okay folks, move along, nothing to see here."
Ped: "There obviously IS something to see here if you say that. And how can we move when we're stuck here!?"
Cop: "Don't get snappy with me."
Ped: "I'm not afraid of you!"
Cop: "BRING IT ON!"
The cop and ped begin to fight each other and Bernie gets Niko into the Boxville and orders the startled driver to take them to City Hall.

*A short drive later*

Bernie literally rolls Niko out of the back of the vehicle and kicks him in the leg.
Niko: "OW! Hey! I can feel my legs again!"
Bernie: "You were just being a drama queen."
Niko: "Says you!"
The Boxville drives away and Niko and Bernie start to argue, when suddenly...

1. The posh ped Niko insulted shows-up and scolds Niko with tea before driving away.
2. The Mounties attack City Hall.
3. The other crusading characters arrive at City Hall and break up the argument.
4. Explosions and gunfire are heard and is revealed one of the remaining international gangs are raging a war in Chinatown.
5. Bernie insults Niko and storms off inside City Hall.

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Posted 14 April 2013 - 02:08 AM

1. The posh ped Niko insulted shows-up and scolds Niko with tea before driving away.
Niko: pulls out his Pump Shotgun and shoots the back of the posh peds car.
Niko: YOU GLAD YOU MESSED WITH MEHHHH?
Posh Ped: What the fook do you want ya bloody wanker?
Niko: Do you know where the Mounties are?
Posh Ped: Ah yes, I use to be a part of that gang. Follow me. The names Andy by the way.
Niko and Bernie get in Andys car and drive off.
Andy: Do any of you want some crumpets?
Niko: Nope, we already killed them.
They stop at City Hall where the Mounties have Roman Bellic, Angus who recently got surgery and can walk again, Bryce Dawkins and one of Dimitri's men.
Andy: They're at the top floor they are!
Bernie races in to save Bryce but is shot by Mountie protecting the door.
Bernie: You son of a bitch!
Bernie swings at the Mountie but he attacks his block. His counter attack is an elbow towards the neck. He blocks it again but Bernie swings his block to the side and suffocates him against the wall.
Suddenly the Mounties hear Bernies war cries and peek over to see Niko, Bernie and Andy. Andy quickly pulls out his desert eagle and shoots him in the face. He falls down the stairs. They pick off many Mounties and finally come to the room the people are hostage in. Andy opens the door and the lead Mountie (Isaac) threatens to pull the pin off a grenade. Nikos reflexes makes him shoot Isaac.
He does but the pin still comes off. The grenade falls on the carpet and Roman throwns it in the other room. The last remaining Mountie comes out of the bathroom and sees the grenade.
Mountie: Oh sh-*BOOM
They are all blown out the window because of the force. Niko grabs an American Flag and the pole gets caught on the Curtain. Roman grabs Nikos foot. Angus grabs Romans foot. Bryce grabs Angus' foot. Dimitri's man grabs Bryces foot. Andy grabs Dimitries mans foot, and Bernie grabs Andys foot. The fire from the blast slowly burns the curtains and they all fall.
1. Angus is crippled again.
2. Dimitri's man kills Bryce.
3. Roman finds out that NIko went bowling with Bernie and feels betrayed
4. They all die from the fall.
5. Andy drinks more tea.

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Posted 14 April 2013 - 02:48 AM

QUOTE (thegtaman531 @ Sunday, Apr 14 2013, 02:08)
2. Dimitri's man kills Bryce.

Dimitri's man: Haha. Dick with small penis.
Niko: What?
Bernie battles Dimitri's man to a ripoff of Street Fighters called Sidewalk Brawlers. Niko, Angus, Roman, and Andy leave slowly.
Niko: Are the Mounties dead?
Roman: Yeah, I think that "sack" guy died in the explosion.
Andy: Isaac.
Roman: F*ck you.
Niko: Oh Roman!
A 70's style sitcom logo saying "Oh Roman!" appears above Niko.
Angus: MY LEGS DAMMIT! *laugh track*
Niko: We need to take Angus to a hospital to get surgery again.
Angus: I paid $5000 for that leg surgery!
Niko: Yeah, so? It's not like you're me who has $1,000,000 in his pockets. I can barely keep $10000. *laugh track*
Roman is hit with a baseball. *laugh track* Roman punches Niko out on the street and Niko gets hit by a truck. *laugh track* Niko then gets up like a pancake.
Niko: Okay, so the Crumpets are down, Baguettes, Dingoes, and Mounties are all dead. So now we just have the Chupacabras.
Roman: I think I had too many burritos!
Roman farts and the area fogs up. *continuous laugh tracks*
Everyone: Oh, Roman!
1. The logo appears as the screen fades out and cuts to the next scene of Niko bathing.
2. Everyone takes a sh*t as more laugh tracks are heard. Everyone then goes to the Chupacabras' hideout.
3. Bernie in the Street Fighter ripoff body slams Dimitri's man into February 30.
4. The Street Fighter ripoff is taken over with a Chupacabra boss battle.
5. A giant baby head buttf*cks Roman and chases the five of them including Bernie.

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Posted 14 April 2013 - 03:13 AM Edited by VoiceoftheVoiceless, 14 April 2013 - 03:15 AM.

5.


Niko takes out a shotgun and starts going crazy on the baby. The baby then begins to slowly die and turn into a zombie. It resurrects all the people you killed within the game.

Niko: Oh sh*t! Vlad is back, watch out Roman!
Roman: What in f*ck's name? How is that even possible?
Bernie: Niko, what the hell did you just do? Now we must kill all the people you have killed all over again, how much worser can this get?

*Luis walks in*

Luis: Quit your bitchin' bro! Chill out and watch this action!

*Yusuf flies with the chopper and unleashes a ton of rockets*

Luis: Oh sh*t bro, watch out guys!

Yusuf: Hey, everyone get in the buzzard with me!

Niko: Right!, alright everyone, hop on board!

Niko, Luis, Bernie, and Roman all hop on board.

They hunt down all the remaining Zombies, but in the process is stopped by:

1. A meteor falling from the sky
2. A hurricane blows them out of the sky
3. A zombie somehow hops way up in the air ontop of the buzzard
4. The Buzzard's Blades break and they all fall for their deaths.




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