|QUOTE (Master of San Andreas @ Friday, Mar 1 2013, 04:08)|
| 2.They turn out to be undercover cops who have come to arrest Roman|
One of the undercovers gets out of the car, approaches Niko, Brucie and Roman, pretends asking a location.Undercover Cop:
I'm a recent in the city. I've heard of some hard-core, action drug party. You know where it is?Niko:
Are we seen like a bunch of crackheads? Go off, friend.Roman:
Excuse my cousin. I think I know what you're talking about. You must make your way to the warehouse in Port Tudor. It must be there.Undercover Cop:
LCPD. Freeze, motherf*ckers. You poison-selling pieces of sh*ts. Niko:
Roman! How do you know about a drug party?Roman:
Well, that's a long story.
Niko slowly moves his foot to the pedal and suddenly steps on it and drives away. Undercover police tries to stop them but he fails.Niko:
Well, Roman. We're listening the sh*t.Roman:
[angrily] The drug party.Roman:
You know my friend Jermaine. I saved his ass again from the feds. He told me that there's a drug party over Port Tudor as favour. I've thought to go but Mallorie has a birth-checkup for our coming-up babe.Niko:
Yeah, for four months. It's a girl and we're planning to name her Kate.Brucie:
What the...? Are you trying to finish my life? You know how sensitive I am in that?Roman:
Niko, you must get over this...Niko:
Just shut the hell up, we must go and rescue Jermaine.
Niko begins to rush to the warehouse in Port Tudor where the party is held and they manage to arrive the are before cops' arrival.Niko:
Hey, you guys. You must get off this place. The cops are about to bust here.Brucie:
I think they're high on drugs. This doesn't work.Niko:
Let's find Jermaine and get the hell out of here.
Niko, Roman, Brucie finds the cloud-minded Jermaine who's obviously on drugs and alchocol.Niko:
Yeah, that's him. I can recognize this dirty face over sixty km's.Niko:
Jermaine, it's Niko, Roman's cousin. We need to get out of here before cops get here.Jermaine:
Ohh, there's a pure winged horse. Hello, horse. Fly me out of here, I think that's enough of today.
Jermaine imagines Niko as a Pegasus and climbs on Niko and begins to spank him.Niko:
F*ck this city! Seriously f*ck it!CRASH!
A big, loud noise is heard.
What is it?
1. Simply, LCPD and Bureau of Narcotics came to bust the party.
2. Chupacabras, whom the drugs belong to, manage to break in and begin firing on African-American drug dealers.
3. Anti-racist extremists, who're tipped off it's an anti-racist activity there, rush through the rood but when they see it's a drug party, they just go away (with one of them stealing some acid).
4. A jet plane falls on the warehouse, causing a huge explosion, leaving everyone die, except for Niko, Brucie, Roman and Jermaine.
5. Nop, it's just RATMAN!