|QUOTE (billy james @ Tuesday, Feb 19 2013, 02:46)|
| 4) Mr Fuk rice box to burn it down on order of Bernie |
Take the gasoline at the back of my limo and burn that f*cking Korean pussy restaurant in the flames of hell!Niko:
Wow, Bernie. You sound really pissed. However I think people would describe as racist.Bernie:
I don't care, Nikolai. Also I'm paying you for cleaning my sh*tty ass. You go and burn the place down and that's all.Niko:
Sure, man but if you stuck your head in sh*t AGAIN, don't seek my help.Night 03:00
Mr.Fux's rice box is closed, the doors are in the iron shutters of it. Niko makes his way to back of the restaurant, starts to draw a circuit of gasoline around the restaurant. After drawing a few circuits, Niko draws a line track of gasoline, later throws the lighter Roman presented him in his birthday to the gasoline track, causing a huge fire in Mr.Fux's Rice Box.Niko:
Well, it's done I guess.
Niko hops in a Manana, quickly drives off the area. Later the tired Niko goes to home and lays in his bed and falls asleep when watching America's Next Top Hooker.
In the morning, after having his breakfast, Niko goes to City Hall to see Bernie but he encounters with a huge, angry audience, probably protesting the high taxes.Niko:
What's happening now? Are you protesting again? What now, the high taxes again?Protestor:
No! More important situation. Someone burned down the Korean restaurant Mr.Fux's Rice Box, that's sin.Niko:
So? You are not Korean.Protestor:
Well, you ignorant dick. Don't you know this is America, the country of freedoms? We must embrace all races, religions, doctrines and all of the same and different things. Protestor 2:
Yeah, also they were making the most awesome rice down there.Protestor:
Right. Also the rice of them. Now what are you saying, ignorant dick?Niko:
Uhh... I gotta go and see the mayor.Protestor:
Yeah, right. Go ahead, you racist, imperialist, fascist piece of sh*t. Just lick the bitch ass of your mayor.
Niko quickly runs the stairs, knocks Bernie's office's door. Bernie opens the door suspiciously. Bernie:
Oh Niko. Thanks to God, that's you.Niko:
You will never listen to me, will you? I remember I told you arson of a restaurant obviosuly belonging to a race would be described as a racist act. Bernie:
Yeah, you right. I should have listened you, Niko. [gets a flamethrower under his desk] Now I want you to burn these hippie protestors now.Niko:
[picks and throws away the flamethrower and it falls in the middle of protestors] Oh my God! Are you still talking about burning and shooting? Now I'm calling Brucie, he will get us off the city... until things get calm.OutsideProtestor:
Look everybody. There's a flame gun. Cover me when I burn this racist government's sh*t up.
Protestor starts to puff burns through the building and somehow stone walls of the City Hall starts to burn off.Bernie:
Oh my God! They're burning down the building. We're gonna be roasted potatos for dinner.Niko:
All thanks to you, Bernie. We just must pray that Brucie rushes out.
By the time, sound of a chopper heard throughout the City Hall.Niko:
Ohh, we're safe now. Move your ass, Bernie. We gotta get the copter quickly.Bernie:
Well, I'll take these bras. And and... [recognizes a vibrator] This vibrator. I must take it too, I would get bored during the trip. Niko:
You're not taking anything. You're lifting the f*cking butt of yours otherwise I'll give you to the angry hippies outside.Bernie:
Oh Jesus. A'right, I'm coming.
Bernie sticks up the vibrator up his ass without seeing to Niko.Bernie:
Oh man, that vibrates.
Niko and Bernie meet with Brucie who's waiting them at the roof. Brucie:
[slouches a rope ladder] NB, man. Stick up to this ladder and climb down the board, man.Bernie:
Oh, man. That's too risky, I can't do that.Niko:
Hop on my back. I will carry you to board.
Niko takes Bernie on his back and feels a vibrationNiko:
Hey! Why the hell are you vibrating?Bernie:
Nothing, nothing. Just scared.
Bernie takes off the vibrator in his ass, throws it away.Protestor:
Look, they're getting away.Protestor 2:
What are we gonna do? We can't let them go away before giving us Korean rice and Mr.Fux's Rice Box.Protestor 3:
Don't worry, guys. I have something to show these racist piece of sh*ts. [produces a RPG from his body]Green Day's American Idiot
starts to play background.
Protestor 3 fires a rocket and rocket successfully shoots down the copter. BRAAAM! Brucie:
What the f*ck!?Bernie:
WE'RE GONNA DIE! WE'RE GONNA DIE!Niko:
Shut up, Bernie.
Niko hangs on the brackets and looks outside.Niko:
I guess, that was of crazy protestors.
What happens next?1.
Brucie loses the control and they fall down the ocean. Later Niko, Brucie and Bernie get captured by Poseidon worshipping sea people who have captured Niko during the previous adventures.2.
Protestors begin following the guys on jetpacks from San Andreas (with American Idiot
Brucie, who has lost the control, tosses off a big rice monster that flushes out of the ocean.4.
Niko decides to sacrifice himself, gets a parachute and planes in the middle of the protestors (with CCCP's Soviet Union