|QUOTE (billy james @ Friday, Jan 4 2013, 12:41)|
| 3) Mila|
Niko: Mila? What the f*ck?
Yusuf: Like I said, man. These chain stories don't make sense. Why the heck this Balkan chick doing here?
Niko: [angrily] Ay! So Mila, what is this?
Brucie: Mila is my contact. She is supposed to get me a super-horse sports vehicle with tons of dust.
Niko: Mila is a drug dealer?
Brucie: Yeah, NB. World changes. Drug producers choose chicks to distribute their drugs because cops think they're sexy, cute and super innocent.
Roman: I can believe that.
Niko: Oh sh*t, dude. It's unbelievable.
Mila: Cut the crap, yokels. We're about to do business her, aren't we?
Yusuf: Then, let's do it.
Mila opens the garage and there's a blue Banshee with white strips waiting for our heroes.
Brucie: That's too bitchy. YEAH! Now, the dust?
Mila: Come with me.
Mila opens the trunk of the car and bags of cocaine are seen there.
Niko: Sh*t! It's a lot of drugs here.
Yusuf: I can snort them until my nose f*cking bleeds out.
Roman: Oh, jeez. If I snort all of this, I can finally f*ck that large-titted girl I always saw in my dreams. However somehow I am about to f*ck, I wake up, goddamn it!
Brucie: Wow! Cool, girl!
In this time, lots of cars and motorbikes rush into area. Then Ray Bulgarin gets out of one of the cars.
Bulgarin: Niko Bellic, how is it that whenever something stolen from me you are not far away?
Niko: I have never stolen anything from you, Mr.Bulgarin.
Bulgarin: These sh*ts, this ungrateful bitch and her fake ass gangsta pimp, they stole my drugs. And you have been trying to rob the thieves . To rob me. Kill them all!
Bulgarin's men begin to open fire on Niko and friends. As Bulgarin slips away with the car with stash, Niko, Yusuf, Roman, Brucie and Mila hide behind Yusuf's Super Diamond Drop.
Niko: Mila, you whore! I thought these drugs are legit, made by your pimp.
Mila: I do not know anything.
Niko: F*CK YOU!
Brucie: I don't care about you motherf*ckers' dispute, but we ain't leaving here without them drugs.
So, what happens next?
1. Classically, Niko, Brucie, Roman, Yusuf and Mila enters a firefight with Bulgarin's men.
2. Pegorino's men join the "party" because they were after Bulgarin and his men.
3. Roman who stole some drugs "on the counter" gets cheesed with it, he sees large-titted woman on his halluciations. So he jacks off on Bulgarin's men.
4. Mila goes red army on Bulgarin's men and after it's revealed that Mila has actually battled in Bosnian War.
5. Bernie comes the area with his feminist army (during two posts ago) and kicks Bulgarin's men in the balls.