The Lost and Damned
The Ballad of Gay Tony
My Chain Story
Posted 07 January 2011 - 05:07 PM
Mila: 'So, what do we do next?'
Niko: 'Wanna play some darts?'
Mila: '...So you just want some fun while the kidnapper is still after us?'
Niko: 'He think we are dead. We stay low for a while. I know a place to stay.'
Niko and Mila steal a car and Niko stes his GPS to the Homebrew Cafe. While driving, Niko tells her about LJ, a good friend of him.
Before they enter a cafe, Niko asks Mila if:
1. They want to play pool instead of darts.
2. If they play darts first.
3. Why the kidnapper kidnapped her.
4. If she wants to marry him.
5. If she doesnt want to stay at Brucies place instead.
Posted 07 January 2011 - 05:30 PM
"I don't know, Niko..."
Suddenly, a Rhapsody gets in their way, and Niko goes flying out the windshield.
The kidnapper steps out, it's:
2. Eddie Low
3. Brian Jeremy
4. Evan Moss
5. *Insert your own person here*
Posted 07 January 2011 - 08:38 PM
The kidnapper is...
Niko: Florian? The f*ck is this about?
Mila: You are the fool that kidnapped me!
Mila grabs a pistol from one of the Jamaicans and punches Bernie, then holds the gun to his head.
Niko: Wait, Mila! I know him. Thats Bernie. I mean Florian. Florian Cravic.
Mila: Isnt that the tough dude from the village? The wrestling guy.
Niko: Yes, it is.
Mila: Now I know why he kidnapped me! Back in the village, just after the war, Bernie and me were together. He wanted to go to America and told me he was gay the whole time and he only used me so everyone thought he was hereto. I punched him in the face and stole his bracelet.
Bernie: It was made of pure gold and diamonds! It was a gift from my grandfather! I just had to punish you for stealing this! And Niko! Bryce doesnt love me no more because of you! Because the media found out! If you would not shoot those Russians, me and Bryce were together! They were stalking us the whole time!
Niko: ...wut? This got a little complicated.
What happens next?
1. Niko wants to find the bracelet for Bernie.
2. Niko asks why he had to blow things up, steal sweaty jackets and dance with gay men.
3. Mila shoots Bernie in the knee.
4. LJ comes out of the cafe.
Posted 07 January 2011 - 10:04 PM
Niko: "Jacob!, I'm glad you're here. This mothef*cker wants to kill her."
LJ: *Pulls out gun* "I don't think so."
How does Niko react?
1. Shoot LJ in defense of Mila and "Bernie".
2. Reason with "Bernie".
3. Pull out a weapon.
4. Walk away because you have places to go, people to meet.
Posted 07 January 2011 - 10:15 PM
Niko: CAN YOU ALL JUST STOP THIS BULLSH*T? Bernie, it was not my fault the media was after us. And you wanted me to protect you from the Russians. Mila, just give him the f*cking bracelet back. LJ, hide the gun you idiot.
Mila: Here, take it. It was ugly anyways.
Bernie: My bracelet! Thanks. I over reacted with the kidnapping. Dont kill me! I will do everything for you! If you ever want something, call me. OK?
Mila: Sure, whatever.
Niko: Apologize accepted.
10 minutes later they all have a happy hug and everything is back to normal... is it?
Bernie gets picked up by a Turismo.
Niko: Wait! I need to know, why all these tasks? It doesnt make sense.
Bernie: Some things are better kept secret, Niko... Bye darling!
Niko hails a taxi and goes to the middle park apartment together with Mila.
Niko: Bernie has powerful contacts. Good we can call him if we need something.
Mila: This was too much today. I didnt sleep for a few days.
Niko: OK. Goodnight, Mila.
Mila: Goodnight, Niko.
Niko wakes up and:
1. Mila is gone.
2. Roman calls him for bowling.
3. Mila made breakfast.
4. Mila is writing and drawing some kind of plan.
Posted 08 January 2011 - 12:57 PM
"Hey, babe," says Mila in that sexually attracting voice "I have a great plan."
Niko is puzzled, but Mila walks toward him.
"According to the ULPC-"
"How the hell do you know about that?" says Niko.
"Doesn't matter" answers Mila "He has some information on who was the one who let the information on Bryce Dawkins get out..."
"What!?" says Niko suddenly.
1. Go explain the situation to Bernie
2. Go to Johnny
3. Get a call from Roman to....Guess what....
Posted 08 January 2011 - 01:09 PM
Roman: ´Cousin, wanna go swimming at that pool in Dukes?´
Niko: ´Well, I ask Mila first.´
Mila grabs Nikos cellphone and answers Roman.
Mila: ´Of course we go swimming with you, Roman. Invite Mallorie too.
Roman: OK. See you both soon.
Niko: Dont we have better things to do?
Mila: Bernie can wait. lets go swimming.
After having fun at the pool Mila and Niko:
1. Swim even more.
2. Go to Florian.
3. Go to LJ.
4. Think of a new robbery.
Posted 09 January 2011 - 12:08 AM
Niko: Mila, I think I'll give Jacob a call.
Mila: Who? The rasta? Sure, go ahead.
Niko walks away to the mens toilets in the pool to give Jacob a call.
Niko: Jacob man! You there?
Jacob: NIKO! Me Rasta, wha gwan?
Niko: Umm....not much, just at some pool in dukes with Roman etc.
Jacob: You're not kidding me breda? I be there with Badman an ting.
Niko: Oh, cool! Whereabouts, I'll head over.
Niko is told where Jacob is and heads over there. Then he hears gunshots and hears yelling by a voice similar to badmans saying "Take that, you Bumbaclot!"
1. Rival gang tries to assassinate Jacob and Badman.
2. Federal police try to arrest Jacob and Badman for drug trafficking.
3. Badman is scared of water and someone throws water on him.
4. Badman is getting annoyed by a fly.
Posted 09 January 2011 - 11:21 PM
When Niko gets to Badman and LJ, he notice that they are having a firefight with some goons from the AOD, Niko decide to help out and Kill them all.
(LJ) thanks Niko man
(Niko) your welcome, come on no time to talk we got to go.
Niko, LJ and badman decide to go to the Lost MC clubhouse to deal with Johnny but relises its a bad idea with just the three of them, so Niko calls some one to help him
Who does Niko call to help.
1) Packie and Gerry and a couple of there goons.
2) Dwyane and a couple of his goons
3) Mila, Roman and bernie
4) all of the above
Posted 09 January 2011 - 11:33 PM
Niko: "Hey Packie, I could really use that help."
Packie: "If only my family had the same status it had during the old days, so that's a no."
Niko: "That didn't go so well."
Who does Niko call to help.
2) Dwyane and a couple of his goons
3) Mila, Roman and bernie
4) all of the above
Edited by Ferddy987, 10 January 2011 - 09:36 PM.
Posted 10 January 2011 - 07:08 AM
´Yo, this is Dwayne. Dont know why I'm doing this. Leave a message.´
Niko: ´F*ck. LJ, why you want to deal with Johnny anyways?´
LJ: ´Wha Johnny?´
Niko sighs and explains that the AoD attacked him, not the Lost.
LJ: ´Meh badd me brethern. I ben smokin ya kno´
What happens next?
1. More AoD are one their way.
2. The Lost join the party.
3. LJ and Badman make some weed cookies.
4. Roman informs Niko about a bowling championship.
5. Niko goes to Bernie with Mila.
Posted 10 January 2011 - 09:26 AM
After explaining to LJ on who attacked him, Niko calls Mila and asks her to meet him at bernies.
When arriving at bernies he sees Mila waiting for him out the front
they go up stairs to talk to him about Johnny, they find his door knock down, they go inside only to find a note saying he has been kidnapped
whos kidnapped bernie
1) An anti fag society
2) The Lost MC
3) The Ancelotti Family
Posted 11 January 2011 - 09:40 AM
niko we have taken your friend come and get him at pier 59 at 6:30 sharp!
niko looks at the clock 5:40 what sould he do.
1.go straigt there with mila?
2.ask for backup?
3.ask for weapons from LJ?
Posted 11 January 2011 - 01:16 PM
Niko: LJ, friend, you have some discount weapons for me?
LJ: Sorreh mafia, but our friendship meter says ya unlock my special ability at 75% And we didnt hang out much recently yah kno. And ya almost shot meh if I right. And...
Niko: OK I get it.
What does Niko do?
1. Knock LJ out and steal his weapons.
2. Hang out with LJ.
3. Goes unarmed.
4. Calls for backup.
Posted 18 January 2011 - 11:22 AM
(Niko) Are f**k it Ill go unarmed
(LJ) Dats madnass
Niko takes mila with him and when they get there Pair 59 they see a st*t load of mobstars waiting for them
(Niko) im going in alone, stay here.
(Mila) thats insane.
Niko goes up to a mafia dude and brakes his necks, relising he has a silent pistol he takes it and goes up the stairs to the second floor kills three MDs, then goes to the top floor kills another 4 MDs, he then goes inside the plaza and sees bernie alone with no one around him so he untie him, then all of a sudden MDs in both hall ways block both exits.
(Niko) Are damn where traped by a**hole
then some amazing happens
1) mila arrives in an Annihilator with a rope ladder.
2) mila arrives with an explosive shot gun and kills all the MDs.
3) an earthquake happens.
4) Johnny come with the lost and kills all the MDs.
Posted 18 January 2011 - 10:20 PM
Niko: "What the hell is happening!?"
But to everyones surprise it is not an earthquake but rather Mila in an Annihilator (the one with explosive rounds) destroying car loads of mobsters who have turned up to take down Niko. Niko quickly shoots all of the mobsters surronding him and Bernie and escapes to ground level.
Mila: "Niko you won't be able to escape with this many mobsters around, go to the dock at the back of the pier there should be a boat there for you to use, get Bernie to safety and I'll catch up with you later. Go!"
Niko and Bernie run to the boat, jump in and drive to Northwood but they soon have 2 boats and a Maverick filled with mobsters chasing after them.
Niko: "Bernie I need you to do me a favour, find a way to get these f**kers off of us!"
Bernie: "Okay sweetie."
Bernie looks at the back of the boat and discovers a crate that once opened contains an RPG. Bernie picks up the RPG and fires at the Maverick which explodes and lands on the 2 enemy boats killing all of the mobsters.
Bernie: "Take that you basterds!"
Niko finally arrives in Northwood and drops Bernie off. Bernie thanks Niko for rescuing him and gets a taxi back to his apartment. Niko then:
1. Phones Mila.
2. Goes to Burger Shot.
3. Phones Roman to inform him of what happened.
4. Phones Little Jacob and says what a sh**ty friend he is for not letting him get any guns.
5 Steals the nearest car and drives to one of his safehouses.
Posted 23 January 2011 - 09:11 PM
Niko hails over a yellow car which takes him to the nearest burger shot. Niko walks inside and heads to one of the tables, smokes a cigarette and relaxes. A Russian woman that works in the burger shot walks towards him and tells him to put out the smoke, otherwise she will have to call the police. What happens next?
1. Niko realizes he never smoked.
2. LJ comes in to hang out with Niko.
3. Niko ignores her.
4. Burger shot gets robbed.
5. The woman says ´F*ck it´ and joins him smoking.
Posted 23 January 2011 - 09:45 PM
The woman is angry and as said, calls the police. Niko then steals a NRG 900 which is parked nearby, escapes the cops and heads over to his apartment in Algonquin. On his way there, a Taxi hits him and throws him off the bike. What happens next ?
1.Niko shoots the driver dead.
2.He calls the ambulance.
3.He fistfights the driver.
4.He runs away.
5.He gets back on the bike and drives away.
Posted 28 January 2011 - 12:48 AM
Niko shoots the driver and gets in the Taxi and sees that there is a passenger in there
Niko: where do you want to go?
1.Francis International airport
Posted 28 January 2011 - 06:00 PM
Niko: I said where do you want to go!
Niko looks back to see the passenger has ran away.
Niko: Oh well, looks like I'll have to go with out you then doesn't it.
Niko drives to:
1. One of his apartments?
3. Burger shot?
Posted 28 January 2011 - 11:56 PM
Niko goes to his apartment which used to be Playboy X's and he does.
1. Snipes People
2. Jumps Across Buildings
3. Commits Suicide
Posted 29 January 2011 - 07:44 AM
He jumps to the building next door to escape from some people who followed him to the safehouse and then he climbs down a conveniently placed fire escape ladder in an alleyway and:
1. Walks to Luises place?
2. Goes to Bruicies garage?
3. meats up with the people that followed him into the safehouse?
4. Looks back to see the safehouse on fire?
Posted 29 January 2011 - 12:09 PM
After Niko gets away from the people following him, he walks around the corner and sees Luis using his cell phone and after a minute hiding behind a wall, so luis dosen't him, Luis disappears into thin air (Because he's raplaying a mission)
(Niko) WTF, whered he go,
After trying to figure what happened Niko decides to do something with Luis's apartment
What does Niko do
1) Goes inside and trashes the place.
2) Drench it in petrol and light it on fire.
3) Trys to go inside but finds the door looked.
4) Goes inside to have a sleep.
5) Decides to leave it alone and carry on with his business
Posted 29 January 2011 - 09:28 PM
Niko gets some petrol and spreads it over Luis's apartment and gets a Molotov Cocktail and burns the place down he then takes the conveniently placed Comet and drives speedily to.
3.The Platypus (the giant ship)
4.Yusuf's Buzzard place (don't ask me how Niko knows about this)
Posted 30 January 2011 - 12:28 AM
Niko, speeding recklessly through the curved streets of BOABO, crashes into Mori's parked Buffalo and sets off the car alarm.
Just as this occurs, Niko crashes through his own windshield and falls nearby a couple of Angels Of Death.
1. The AoD kick his ass.
2. Mori comes running out of Brucie's place.
3. Brucie suddenly walks by.
4. Mila calls Niko, worried.
Posted 30 January 2011 - 12:58 AM
|The AoD kick his ass.|
Brice, the youngest member of that certain group of the AoD walks over to Niko, knocks him over, and takes a knife out of his pocket...
1. Brice begins to cut Niko's ear off.
2. Brice tries to cut Niko's shirt off of him.
3. Brice makes Niko eat the knife.
4. Brice stabs himself in the throat killing himself.
5. Mori comes out and kicks Brice's @$$.
Posted 04 February 2011 - 08:51 AM
Just as Brice is about to stab niko's neck, mori comes out and kills all of the AOD, after killling them mori get a wanted level.
(Mori) St*t its the cops I better get out of here.
After seeing mori kill the AOD and then driving away with cops behind him, Niko is wondering WTF just happened. Niko goes up stares to see brusie.
What is brusie doing
1) A girl
2) Partying with Roman
3) celabrating that mori's on the lam
5) Doing push ups
Posted 06 February 2011 - 04:51 AM
Niko says "Stop that sh*t Brucie, you already look like a ken doll.". Brucie glares at Niko and says "F-ck you N.B. I'm f-cking ripped, ripped as a piece of paper that got, um- ripped." Brucie than invites Niko to a heli ride without the two girls he always has.
1- Niko declines and walks off to go hang out with J.
2- Brucie is run over by Mori who is still being chased by some cops.
3- Niko accepts, and Brucie tells Niko his true feelings towards him.
Posted 06 February 2011 - 10:51 AM
Niko: Yeah, sure I'll come on the heli ride with you Bruicie, I have an idea anyway.
Brucie: What idea? I really think you're turning mental Niko, you know that? <------(LOL, see what I did?)
Niko: You'll see soon. And I think it's you that's mental Bruicie.
Niko gets in the chopper and starts flying round the city, he spots Mori and the cops.
He flies the chopper really close to Moris car and shouts out 'Mori, get in the chopper'
Mori jumps in the chopper then his car runs into a gas station and blows up about 8 cop cars.
Niko flies off fast.
Mori: Phew, thanks Niko, I could have been locked up for a long time if it weren't for you.
Niko: Don't mention it Mori, I always like to rescue small orange pricks like you.
Brucie: So then Niko, what's this big idea you been having then?
Niko: Have you been asleep all this f*****g time Bruicie?
Bruicie: No, Why?
Niko: It looks like I was right all along, all this juicing really is f*****g with your brain.
Mori: Niko, Niko.
Niko: What is it now Mori?
Mori: It's Bruicie, I think he's unconscious.
Niko: F**k, we have to get him to a hospital, quickly.
They fly towards that hospital with the heliport on the roof (which also happens to be the closest to them.
Mori: Keep strong little bro, you'll be alright.
1. we're nearly at the hospital.
3. Who's that shooting at us?
4. Hold on.....
Edited by GTA 360, 06 February 2011 - 11:04 AM.
Posted 06 February 2011 - 11:27 AM
niko you douche why the fu*k did u burn down my house
what happens next
1.mori shoots at luis?
2.niko shoots at luis?
3.luis falls of the building?
4.luis gets arrested?
5.luis shoots the chopper down?
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