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Posted 2 weeks ago Edited by The_Anti-tragedy, 2 weeks ago.

3. A dead hooker

 

Among Yeager's clothes, all spread out over the floor and bed, in the corner by the closet lies a pale prostitute with a deep cut over her throat.

 

Dakota: Jesus Christ, Yeager.

Packie: What else would you expect. The guy loves torturing people. Though I don't see any bruises or burns, there's just that stab wound.

Gerry: What difference does that make?

Packie: It means that Yeager wasn't the one who killed this hooker. A simple fatal cut would be too boring for him. Surely there'd be a laceration somewhere, a scuff mark or two.

Gerry: Look, it's great that you're familiar with the sex habits of another man, Packie, but come on. We gotta leave. The smell is killing me in here.

Dakota: Yeah, this doesn't mean anything. Let's take his stuff and go.

 

Gerry and Dakota pack all of Yeager's clothes in a suitcase that was leaning against the wall. They also pack some empty deodorant they found, a small sum of money Yeager left behind, and a few brownies inside a sandwich bag. They leave the hotel, Gerry holding the luggage, brownies in Packie's pocket. They stand outside the hotel for a bit, and Dakota has a quick smoke.

 

Packie: So we're headed to Paleto Bay now?

Dakota: Yup. I'll call another cab.

Packie: Or we could take a bus there.

Dakota: Hmm. Maybe. Sure.

Gerry: Can't believe we're ditching Gordon.

Packie: I thought I told you; he's Los Santos' problem now. He's probably sucking off some of that Vinewood poontang by now.

 

The trio walk down to the nearest bus station. After a few minutes, the scheduled bus arrives. It looks like it's been dented to sh*t, thrown into the ocean a couple times and is missing a headlight. Packie, Gerry and Dakota, however, have never took a Los Santos bus before, so they assume it's a custom there, and are happy to come on board. The bespectacled bus driver eyes them fiercely, staring them down when they're seated. Packie, sat next to Dakota, whispers into her ear.

 

Packie: Does this driver have a problem or something?

Dakota: Drug problem, probably. Everyone is this city has an addiction.

Packie: Wouldn't be surprised, honestly.

Dakota: Yeah. Hey, can you not speak so closely to my ear? It's... uncomfortable.

 

Gerry is seated with the luggage, beside a frail old lady listening to music. She takes her headphones off and leans onto Gerry's lap.

 

Lady: Excuse me, mister, do you know the closest place I can buy condoms?

Gerry: Well... surely, they have a bunch around here. And we're on a moving bus, so I can't say the nearest one. I also don't know where any of them are. And can you move away a bit, you're a little too close?

Lady: Motherf*cker, I asked you a question. How dense you gotta be, limpdick?

Gerry: What the hell?

 

Packie hears the commotion and looks at the elderly woman as she argues with Gerry. He can't help but feel he has seen her face somewhere before. Beneath the ugly makeup and obvious woolly wig, Packie concludes that, first, Gerry must be a f*cking idiot, and second...

 

Packie: Wait a f*cking second!

 

Packie leaps from his seat and stands, albeit a bit wobbly, before taking off the old lady's wig. She moves her hands to her hairless head. Her headphones come unplugged, and from her smartphone blasts rapid trap music.

 

Packie: Playboy X!

Playboy: Well shiiiit, money.

Packie: What are you doing here?

Playboy: Bitch, I'm back. After failing to take over Liberty, heard you cats was here and thought I'd come and pay you a visit.

 

Gerry feels an cold Uzi at his neck.

 

Playboy: After taking care of you, I was thinking of headin' to Paleto Bay. Take the opportunity to see a good friend in hospital.

Packie: I ain't letting that happen, sh*thead.

Playboy: Boy, I got an army behind me.

 

Packie, Gerry and Dakota look at their fellow passengers and squint their eyes at the flashlights and barrels of at least ten loaded guns aimed from both directions.

 

Gerry: Wait. I don't know who the f*ck you are, but why did you ask for condoms?

Playboy: Man, I've never been LS before. I was also trying to seduce you, so I could kill you.

Dakota: That's strangely forthright.

Gerry: Wouldn't have worked, sorry. I don't hunt no cougars.

Playboy: I wouldn't be smug if I was you, homie. I still got a trick up my sleeve.

Packie: Oh yeah?

Playboy: L, come out here!

 

The bus driver gets out of his seat, wielding a shotgun loaded with explosive shells. Packie gasps at the familiar face.

 

Packie: Lester!

Lester: Looks like you've... *cocks gun* ...caught the wrong bus.

DakotaUgh...

 

Our heroes stay frozen in the headlights of their enemies' weapons, Dakota still seated, Packie standing up, Gerry sat with Playboy's Uzi at his throat, and the bus seemingly on auto-pilot, speeding down glitzy Eclipse Boulevard.

 

1. Packie forms a plan involving the squashed-to-sh*t brownies in his back pocket; Dakota is visibly disgusted by the display.

2. Packie offers to buy condoms for Playboy, in exchange for letting them go.

3. There is another familiar face among the bus's passengers.

4. We follow Gordon, getting some of that prime paparazzi pomegranate power-level poontang.

5. We follow Pathos, investigating Bern Bern's return on the rise.

 

Note: "Bern Bern's return" has a certain ring to it.

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Posted 2 weeks ago Edited by Corndawg93, 2 weeks ago.

3. There is another familiar face among the bus's passengers.

This sudden change in events was worrying for our 3 heroes, taken captive by Playboy X, Lester and several of his cronies, Packie was thinking about the smeared Brownies in his back pocket, which made him hungry so Packie reached around to pick them out but was stopped by a 3rd familar face pointing a gun to his back
(Packie) What now, I'm hungry
Packie turns to see another old looking person holding a Revolver
(Packie) Who this asshole
The old man takes of his wig, glasses and old guy face puddy to reveal Dwayne, to Packie's dismay and Dekota surprise, they can't exactly believes what's going on
(Packie) Hey buddy, what's doing
(Gerry) Another friend of yours Pack
(Dekota) Certainly a lot of work for a stick up
(Playboy) Oh I have more surprices up my sleeve
(Packie) Why didn't he respond?
(Playboy) Some damn fine hypnotherapy, isn't that right X37
(Dwayne) Yes. boss
Dwayne talked like a robot so he was clearly not him self, talking in weird stoppages with every word
(Dwayne) Do. You. Want. Them. Dead
(Playboy) No, just makes sure they don't do anything stupid
(Dwayne) Affirmative.
(Playboy) Driver, take us to Peleto Bay
(Lester) Yes sir
Lester starts driving where they eventually get on the highway, the mood the entire way what sh*t, playboy the smug bastard was cocky the entire trip and every other seat was taken up by a goon.
(Packie) So what are you gunna do when we get to... SMACK
Packie was cut off by Dwayne with the butt of his gun which caused a large red bumb to appear in the back of his head
(Dekota) Tell your boy to go easy
(Playboy) Nope, but to answer your question, I'm gunna kidnap your friends in Paleto then the party bus is heading to San Feirro
(Gerry) Why there
(Playboy) Because Dan Silver has a lot of tech I want including a fancy mechine that hunts down people, which thanks to my boy Lester, hacked a phone call between Dan and Niko that tells us what the mechine does
(Dekota) Damn your hacking ability, why don't you have limits to them
(Lester) Because I'm a bad guy that why
They reach wood area outside Peleto and the bus speeds up
(Playboy) Almost there folks
(Gerry) Can I pee when we stop
(Playboy) No
The reach the hospital
What happens next???
1) Dwayne, Playboy and several goons raid the hospital by them selves
2) Same but they drag Packie, Dekota and Gerry with them
3) The Hypnotherapy wears off on Dwayne but he pretends to follow until a good time to break
4) The bus is rammed by a dump truck being driven by a familar face knocking it over and breaking Dwayne out of his trances

Or

5) We cut to Fortuna and Natasha in the hospital.

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3) The hypnotherapy wears off on Dwayne but he pretends to follow until a good time to break.

 

As they're stopped in front of the hospital, all of Playboy's passengers exit the bus and wait for his call to enter the building.

 

Playboy: Yo, Dwayne.

Dwayne's thoughtsWhoa. Wait, what the f*ck? Playboy, ordering me around? Last I remember... sh*t, motherf*cker hypnotized me. I get it. I should play it cool and get him when his back's turned.

Dwayne: What. Boss?

Playboy: Ice these foolish former friends of yours. I wanna see 'em bleed.

Dwayne's thoughtsSh*t.

Packie: Oh, hell no. We're not dying right here.

Playboy: The way I see it, y'all are the fish in the shallow pond. Small time, before I move on to the next part of my plan.

Dakota: Well, we're not going down without a fight.

Gerry: Guys, you know this son-of-a-bitch still has his gun at my throat?

Playboy: And this son-of-a-bitch don't appreciate you yelling into his ear! Dwayne, you heard me. Cap these fools already.

 

Dwayne sees, in his peripheral vision, Lester sat in the driver's seat.

 

Dwayne: Of course. Boss.

 

Dwayne aims his revolver at Playboy's head and fires, but misses and shoots his gun hand instead. Playboy's Uzi clangs on the floor before being picked up almost instantly by Packie, and held between Playboy's eyes.

 

Playboy: Sh*t! What the f*ck, Dwayne?

Packie: Dwayne, you're back?

Dwayne: I guess I am.

Playboy: Man, this hypnotherapy is bullsh*t!

Packie: You got nowhere to go, Playboy!

Lester: Neither do you pricks!

 

Lester fires an explosive shell, shattering the windows on the bus. Packie, Gerry, Dakota, Playboy and Dwayne are all hit with shards of various sizes. Lester stands before them all with his shotgun at the ready.

 

Playboy: Lester, save me!

Lester: Save yourself; this thing deals a ton of splash damage, so I suggest you run.

 

Playboy runs off the bus and joins the bus passengers in front of the hospital. With a quick command, they all turn and enter the building, Playboy at the front of the pack. Our heroes still stand, held captive on the bus by a livid Lester.

 

LesterDwayne, I haven't forgotten the time you and Niko put a stop to me in the sewers. I'm gonna rip you a new asshole!

Dwayne: Oh, god.

Lester: Even after I respawned, there was sh*t in my wheelchair.

Dwayne: Oh, god.

Lester: I've waited nine months to put an end to you after that incident! And months before that!

 

Lester's monologue is interrupted and he is completely blinded when a brown mass is thrown in his face. Packie stands victorious, hands at his back pockets.

 

Packie: I knew those brownies would come in handy.

Dakota: Someone take his gun!

Lester: Oh, no you don't! I'VE WAITED NINE MON-

 

Lester's gun is wrestled out of his hands by Gerry, who punches him in the face right after. Lester falls to the ground, glasses broken and squashed brownies on the floor.

 

Lester: This can't be. Sh*t will once again be the death of me!

Dwayne: Lester, to quote Niko, that's a nasty hobby.

 

Gerry gives the shotgun to Dwayne, who drops his revolver. Dwayne kills Lester, further perforating his uncannily gelatinous body. Packie and Dakota eyed the hospital outside, the front of it vacant.

 

Dakota: Well, we got Lester, but Playboy and his army has already headed into the hospital.

Packie: Right. Come on, guys.

 

Packie and Dwayne lead Gerry and Dwayne off the bus and the four all run into the hospital. There's no need to ask Yellowy, the receptionist, for it seemed Playboy's army could be seen crowding an entire hallway. That, and the receptionist was looking pretty uh... dead. Our heroes rush to Yeager's room.

 

Packie: Dwayne, do you know about Yeager?

Dwayne: Um, no, not really. Why, did something happen?

Dakota: He was looking for you and D'elroy, and ended up getting wrecked by a mountain lion.

Dwayne: Hmm, that's not good.

 

The group of four reach the tail-end of what appears to be Playboy's army, all of which have their backs turned. Dwayne doesn't even have to properly aim the shotgun.

 

Dwayne: Stand back!

 

Dwayne blasts through the crowd with a score of explosive shots, and the group progresses further down the hall. As they reach the front of the crowd, they start opening doors and checking rooms. Playboy is not among the many bodies, and Yeager not in the many rooms. In their failure, Dwayne further inspects the bodies

 

Dwayne: Oh, that ain't right.

Dakota: What's up?

Dwayne: These ain't Playboy's goons. Motherf*cker, we just shot up a patient's entire family that came to visit!

Dakota: Oh. Oh, god. That's, uh... pretty tragic, huh...

Packie: ...I mean, they looked like Playboy's army...

Dakota: ...And this page just started, so they may not respawn for a long time...

Packie: ...And it's usually me who breaks the fourth wall, you know...?

Gerry: Agh, come on, we don't have time for this mourning crap. Plus, it's all Dwayne's fault. He's the one with the exploding shotgun.

Dwayne: Man, just shut up. Let's get moving.

 

1. We cut to Fortuna and Natasha at Yeager's hospital bed.

2. We follow Pathos on the streets of LC looking into Bern Bern's return.

3. We follow Lester, who still lies alive in the bus, face full of brownies and body full of bullet holes.

4. Hospital guards pop up from behind corners to incapacitate our four "heroes."

5. Packie slips on ice and breaks his arm. Good thing he's in a hospital!


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#3724

Posted 2 weeks ago Edited by Fallcreek, 2 weeks ago.

1)

 

BOOM, BOOM, BOOM

 

The sterile hospital walls shook violently as the deafening explosions echoed down the hall. With her ears ringing, Natasha quickly grabbed hold of Fortuna's arm and they both ducked behind the hospital bed where a comatose Yeager was laid out.

 

Fumbling for her USP. 45, Natasha looked at Fortuna with a wide eyed glare. "What the f*ck was that!?"

 

Fortuna returned the look. "A terrorist attack? sh*t, I don't know!"

 

Gripping her USP 45 firmly, she thumbed the safety off and pulled back the slide. Slowly peeking out with her sights trained on the door, she noticed that it was open. From the acute angle she had on the hall, she quickly noticed that the wall was doused with blood. An explosion? Had to be. She ducked back into cover and looked at Fortuna.

 

"We need to get the hell out of here, but we can't leave Yeager." She said in a hushed tone.

 

"So? What do we do?"

 

Natasha looked behind her and noticed the window. It led straight into the parking lot where the rental car was.

 

"Through the window. If we can get that sh*t open without making any noise, we can get Yeager into the Tailgator. It'll be a straight shot."

 

Fortuna nodded. "Alright, but we need to get the door closed, in case anyone sees us." She pointed out, looking at the door that led to the hallway.

 

Natasha agreed. "Okay, I'll cover you." She leaned out of cover and trained her sights on the hallway. "Go."

 

Fortuna rushed towards the door and quickly positioned herself behind the frame. With her hand, she turned the handle so the tongue wasn't sticking out, and slowly closed it. With the slight "clink" the door made as it made contact with the frame, Fortuna let go of the handle and darted back to Natasha.

 

"Alright, now the window."

 

Natasha nodded. "Check it, I'm going to unhook Yeager from this stuff."

 

As Fortuna made for the window, Natasha turned towards Yeager and laid her USP on the over bed table that was placed next to his hospital bed. Doing a quick look over the equipment, she noticed that he was getting a blood transfusion, evident by the blood bags hanging next to the IV ones. Must've lost a lot of blood in the accident. Hope you can handle this, Yeager. Taking a breath, she grabbed one of the tubes that was delivering blood to his veins, and yanked it out. Almost instantaneously, blood squirted all over her jeans and Yeager's hospital robe. She cussed. Probably could've found a better way to do that. Next, she undid the IV tubes, then the pulse oximeter next. 

 

Natasha looked over towards Fortuna and noticed that the window was open. "Yeager's free, let's get the f*ck out of here."

 

Fortuna grabbed Yeager and flung him over her shoulders into a fireman's carry, while Natasha grabbed her USP and watched the door was two made their way out of the window.

 

What Next?

1) Once Fortuna and Yeager are through the window, Natasha follows suit. As she's climbing through, the door suddenly swings open to reveal someone. Reflexes kicking in, Natasha aimed her handgun at the man and pulled the trigger, splattering Packie's brains all over the wall.

2) Fortuna manages to muscle Yeager into the backseat of the Tailgator. Natasha climbs out, and jumps into the passenger seat, and they make their escape from the Paleto Bay Hospital undetected.

 

or...

 

3) We cut to Dwayne, Packie, Dakota and Gerry's PoV as they rush towards Yeager's room to find Playboy X and a few of his cronies looking out the window. Dakota and Packie quickly pull out their own handguns and hold them up, not knowing that the building is surrounded by the Paleto Bay Sheriff's Office.

4) We cut to Dwayne, Packie, Dakota and Gerry's PoV as they rush towards Yeager's room to find the room empty, but quickly notice a black Tailgator speeding out of the parking lot. Rushing towards the entrance, they steal an old Oceanic and try to catch up as the Paleto Bay Sheriff's Office are hot on their tail.

5) We cut to Pathos back Liberty City as he's investigating the rumored return of Emperor Bern Bern.


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Posted 2 weeks ago Edited by Corndawg93, 2 weeks ago.

Option 1 was really tempting

4) We cut to Dwayne, Packie, Dakota and Gerry's PoV as they rush towards Yeager's room to find the room empty, but quickly notice a black Tailgator speeding out of the parking lot. Rushing towards the entrance, they steal an old Oceanic and try to catch up as the Paleto Bay Sheriff's Office are hot on their tail.

This is going swell for our 4 heroes, Dwayne is back and they escaped Playboy, who for some reason went to a different wing of the hospital, Packie, Dekota, Dwayne and Gerry were back on the road that they came on and following who they think is Fortuna, Natasha and Yeager, fortunately for them it is, but oh no the popo are on there ass as well, what will the do
(Dwayne) Cop are on your asses man
(Packie) That delightful
(Gerry) How about shooting at them, like I am now *BANG* *BANG*
Packie and Dwayne do so aswell where they take out several cop cars, those men had families, anyway, we cut to the car infront with Fortuna and co, to which Natasha is keeping a close eye on Yeager who still out of it
(Natasha) We need to find another helicopter, know anywhere that has one
(Fortuna) Not really, how about we head back for the chopper we came in
(Natasha) It's a bit too late now don't you think
Natasha looks behind them and sees people coming up on them, both Packie and Natasha lock eyes, immediately recognising each other, having taken out every cop on the road behind them Pack and Nat notify their respectful drivers to pull over at Hookies seafood restaurant, to which they do, they pull over and get to talking
(Packie) Tuna and Nat, what's going on
(Fortuna) Nothing good, we have Yeager who on his last legs
(Dwayne) Anyone have a hotdog
(Fortuna) Dwayne?, I thought you were missing, how'd you fine him
(Dekota) Hold up, before we go into him we need to fix up Yeager, does this place have hotdogs or burgers
(Natasha) Why the rush?
(Dekota) The mayor sent for him
(Dwayne) What does Bernie need with Yeager
(Packie) Bernie doesn't need Yeager, Niko does
(Dwayne) But you just said the mayor sent for him, wouldn't that mean Bernie needs him, not Niko
(Packie) Let me spell this out for you, NIKO. IS. THE. MAYOR
(Fortuna) Who the f*ck voted for him
(Packie) He kinda won by default, Bernie tried to rig the polls and was caught doing so
(Dekota) And he made Roman deputy
(Dwayne) God help us
(Fortuna) You can say that again
Just then a hotdog vender walk by
(Vender) Hotdog for sale, get them while they're hot
(Dwayne) Just what we need
Dwayne walks over to the vender and purchase's a dog and head back to the car and shoves it down Yeagers throat
(Gerry) That's f*cked up
Just then Yeager pops up and hops out of the car wonders where or what's the hells going on
(Yeager) Oh wow, the f*ck is happening
Just then the Party Bus being driven by barely living Lester, along with Playboy and his goons comes around the corner and barely notices the Group of 7 before too late
(Lester) There they are
(Playboy) Quick turn
He try's to turn but due to being half dead Lester gives up half way through and collapses on the steering wheel, causing to turn wildly towards the restaurant
(Playboy) Ah f*ck
The bus crashes Into the meth lab the bikers have set up and all the bikers set the sites on the bus and unleash a fury of bullets towards it, causing everyone in Hookies to flee including the group of 7
Who do we follow next???
1) The group of 7 as they head off up the highway
2) Niko talking to the media about protesters from earlier
3) Playboy in the mist of the bus crash
4) Pathos who is on the lookout for a return from Emperor Bern Bern
5) R.A. Cist, who's regathering the Racist brigade with Rachel and everyone else

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Posted 2 weeks ago

3) Playboy in the midst of the bus crash.

Playboy wasn't a guy to consider his life choices often. Hell, when you're a respected entrepreneur in Liberty City, looking back in the past was a downer. He actually didn't remember most of the 1990's, come to think of it.
Lost in a haze of various substance abuses and bullet wounds in extremities. To quote Clement Attlee, "if you don't remember the 1990's, chances are, you weren't born in the decade."

But he digressed. Now probably wasn't, but considering he wanted to be shot the f*ck up by some creepy West coast guy no more than ten minutes ago because he died in his own f*cking poop and now just died at the wheel of a bus and was about to crash into a meth lab. The silver lining, he realised was that a lot of people were going to die. He'd always wanted a cremation, just not an extreme, salting the Earth kind of thing-

No one figured out what Playboy died from, bullets to the body, an explosion or just plain ol' blunt force trauma but he was surely dead. Maybe.

What happens next?
1) We follow Nastasha as she realises she just shot Packie in the head.
2) Niko, doing mayor type stuff.
3) R.A. Cist rallying his 'troops'.
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Posted 2 weeks ago Edited by Corndawg93, 2 weeks ago.

3) R.A. Cist rallying his 'troops'.

Richard Cist, racist person and all round bad guy who also has developed a fear of pianos for some reason, got back the stuff that makes his bombs racist is now also back with Rachel and what's left of his troops, not many really, like only 4 guys are left to do his bidding

(Richard) All right men, we have taken a back seat to other people on this Chain Story as of late, but now we will get revenge of those who wronged us

Just then A pink bus rams through a wall revealing to be an old ERG bus, being drivien by JuWanna her self, remnants of ERG march out of the bus and surround the remaining racists aiming there guns at them

(JuWanna) Now you have two choices here, you can ditch your racist antics and joins us or you can die here and now
(Rachel) This is a rivalry I'd never throught would happen
What happens next???
1) The secret hobo society shows up
2) JuWanna kills Rachel
3) Emporer Bern Bern shows up and try's to recruit them who has the NULL 5 with him
4) Pathos walks in

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Posted A week ago Edited by Carbonox, A week ago.

Off-topic: Had a laugh at the ERG driving a pink bus. :D

 

Also, from now on, whenever a character thinks of something in my posts, it'll be in italics.



4) Pathos walks in

Pathos almost walks right into the middle of the unexpected meeting, just about hiding himself behind a dumpster (cliché, I know) to spy on them.

 

Pathos: Man, if these are in league with Bern-Bern, it's worse than I thought. And how is Pathos gonna contact Niko when his damn phone's out of battery juice?

 

Richard: I really would hate to give up the ideology... but I suppose we're outnumbered, so whatever.

JuWanna: That's a good boy! Even though all of you look like a bunch of pathetic messes who have done no virtuous deed in your lives, you'll make good workers in Emperor Bern-Bern's "re-election campaign".

Richard: Who the hell is Bern-Bern? That has to be the dumbest name I've ever---

JuWanna: Emperor, you cis scum!

Rachel: Alright, whatever. What are his goals?

JuWanna: What do you think, you f*cking racism enabler? He's going to take over the City Hall that he righteously deserves, and bring law and order back to this wicked city.

Richard: Law and order sounds like something I'm usually not fond of, being a bomber and everything...

Jimmy (ERG goon): Trust me, you'll grow to like it. Plenty of dissidents to kill, of course, it just won't be very public.

 

Pathos: This is too f*cked. I could write a song about this. But first, gotta get to Niko before I forget half the things they were saying...

Unknown: Put your hands up where I can see them.

 

Pathos curses under his breath as a gun points at his forehead. Looking up at the person holding it, they're still unknown because he hasn't exactly met a ton of the OC's, but it doesn't take much thinking to assume they're also an ally to Bern-Bern's cause. Other figures also appear from a variety of hiding places on the alley, all of them notably women.

 

Chelsea: How rude of you to try and leave before introducing yourself. Hey, people, come look who I found!

Richard: And who's this lady? And all her - friends, too?

JuWanna: A bunch of smart people, who knew to enlist as soon as the Emperor acknowledged he needed help. Meet the NULL Group of Five.

Rachel: All this talk about his minions, but where is the boss-man himself?

JuWanna: He will show himself when he f*cking wants! Right now, our task is to increase the size of our forces, and nothing else.

Danielle: Well, that and throwing up some warning graffiti to keep that cursed Niko Bellic in fear before his inevitable demise.

Patricia: And now he's sent this little rat to investigate the issue? Pathetic, I tell you.

Pathos: Please, I'm just a bystander! I saw the pink bus crash through a wall and thought there might be drugs involved, so I went to check and---

Chelsea: Lame-ass nonsense. We saw how you tried to listen in.

Jagger: So what are we gonna do with him?

JuWanna: Nothing a little brainwashing can't fix. He'll be the first slave for the Emperor's cause soon enough.

Pathos: No slavery! I just made a really touching piece about it, and---

Nikki: Best to get to work right away, then.

Pathos: Please! You hate racism so much, why would you let this happen?

JuWanna: You talking to me? It's because sacrifices must be made... and since you're working for Niko, that makes you a f*cking race traitor anyway!

Nikki: Grab a little drink, and wake up to a new world...

 

Chelsea and Jagger forcefully hold Pathos in place (and his mouth open) as Nikki pours in some kind of pink liquid. Pathos coughs a few times, then goes into some sort of trance before he knows it.

 

Danielle: It'll be a while before he wakes up, so to speak.

JuWanna: Well, either way, load him into the bus and let's go! That includes you racist pricks. Recruitment won't be over until the bus is completely full.

Patricia: The main question is, who is next up on the list?

 

Indeed, who is Bern-Bern's gang next going to approach?

 

1) The Chupacabras.

2) The Dingoes.

3) The Mad Moose Mounties.

4) The Cranky Crumpets.

5) The Baguettes.


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2) The Dingoes.

Looking at the list, Dingoes, Baguettes, Mounties, Crumpets, Chupacabras, all gang that's have failed in taking down the system, Dingoes had some achievement in keeping Dwayne and Packie hostage, but they did eventually die in that plane crash
(JuWanna) The dumb Australians would have respawned by now, where are they?
(Patricia) Back in Australia last I heard
(Chelsea) Us Nulls will track them
(Jagger) Those filthy idiots in that sh*tty country, I can't wait

The Nulls get to booking tickets while everyone else on the bus move out and make there way to a secret underground base underneath the Outlook park in Broker, they arrive to see Emperor Bern Bern in a meeting with Don Percival and several other Merrywhether people.
(JuWanna) Who are you
(Don) A very important man, I run Merrywhether, A private army that mr Crane her....
(Emporer Bern Bern) ITS EMPORER BERN BERN!!!!!!!
(Don) Yes ok, that Emporer Bern Bern will be using
(Emporer Bern Bern) Yes, then that backstabbing friend of mine will BURN AT THE STAKE, and all his other friends as well of course
JuWanna signals the other ERG to bring in the Racists and Pathos
(JuWanna) We found them, and we found this man spying on us, we brainwashed him and his orders are to spy on Niko for us
(Bern Bern) Good, your last job is hunt down Tom Stubbs the 3rd and bring him here.
They let Pathos go
Who do we follow next???
1) Niko, who's addressing the media about the protesters from earlier
2) The Group of 7, on there way to San Fiarro
3) Pathos, who heads to City Hall to spy on Niko
4) The Nulls, going to track down The Dingos in Australia
5) The Dingos, Who aren't in Australia, but rather Canada, in the mist of a war with the Mad Moose Mounties

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Cmon people, let's not let this die a 5th time

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Posted A day ago Edited by Carbonox, A day ago.

2) The Group of 7, on there way to San Fiarro

The GO7 have found themselves a van since we last saw them, and are on their merry way to San Fierro. Needless to say, wholesome banter ensues throughout the trip.

 

Packie: What's with the CS and buses recently?

Dwayne: Packie, you're not supposed to know what's going on in Liberty City. Quit it.

Dakota: Some things never change, huh?

Fortuna: Just like that receptionist. Natty, you saw her nametag, right? Yellowy? Reminds me of another similar preppy airhead who worked at Collie Rentals in Boston.

Dwayne: Some might say the CS has become so mainstream lately that it just keeps reusing the same jokes in slightly different clothing.

Natasha: Now that's silly, and cynical. There'll always be some originality.

Gerry: Would you agree, Yeager?

 

But Yeager has fallen asleep and is unable to contribute with the one line that had been expected from him at minimum. Then again, he's still at a recovery phase and needs plenty of rest - and that can only call for one thing.

 

LOST EPISODE #1 (OR FLASHBACK, WHATEVER)

 

In a location that he cannot remember, it finally became true. He and that once treacherous D'elroy had finally cornered D'arcy when she least expected it. Just as he'd dreamed for some time.

 

Yeager: Got anything snarky to say this time, you little brat?

D'arcy: Do I really count as a brat at this age anymore? I'm a mature woman, it's not my fault my voice never broke. *giggles*

Yeager: There's a lot more to it than your damn voice.

D'elroy: Niko should be here anytime now. I'm sure he's dying to see you, you know.

D'arcy: And I'm dying to f*ck him up real bad. The memories of his horrible mistreatment of me never fade.

Yeager: Thought you'd be over it already after you beat him down at Bullworth.

D'arcy: It was only the beginning for a very nasty bunch of years. All because you people couldn't keep your noses out of my business after I won, fair and square.

D'elroy: Actually, I recall Niko only got caught back up in your schemes by mere coincidence. You really can't claim the moral high ground here.

D'arcy: Say, since there's absolutely zero chance of me escaping, why don't we share a drink while I'm still free as a bird, baby brother?

Yeager: Be careful, D'elroy...

D'arcy: It's your favorite flavor too - raspberry!

Yeager: You like raspberry?

D'elroy: What can I say... it's got a sweet taste.

D'arcy: It's OK, there's many manly men out there who can't handle strong stuff. *giggles*

 

D'arcy pours both of them a glass of some kind of pink juice. Yeager feels a bit left out, and can only really lean on the wall and keep his gun trained on D'arcy. D'elroy downs his juice in one gulp. More people show up in the room just as he's done: Dwayne and Fortuna.

 

Yeager: Hello, guys.

Fortuna: Looks like you people have hit a jackpot here.

Yeager: Almost didn't because D'elroy couldn't choose his side for a bit. You got a vehicle outside?

Dwayne: It's shabby, but does the job.

Yeager: Alright, let's get that bitch loaded up then.

 

D'elroy hits Yeager in the shoulder out of nowhere.

 

Fortuna: What are you doing?

D'elroy: You don't talk about my sister like that!

Yeager: Dude, relax. You have no idea what kinda misery she put us through, even if you got off easy.

D'elroy: Yeah? Yeah? You think that makes it OK to disrespect her? Like she's just a damn dog?

Dwayne: Don't take it so literally, D. You're better than that.

D'elroy: F*ck you all! Only over my dead body are you gonna put my sister in prison with all the creeps and murderers!

 

He punches Fortuna in the face as she comes in to restrain him, and points his gun at the others, backing up towards an unguarded door with D'arcy in tow.

 

D'elroy: Stand back! Stand the hell back!

D'arcy: That's my brother!

Yeager: Tuna, you alright?

Fortuna: Well, that'll be a first. Just feels like I ran into a brick wall.

Dwayne: Worry about injuries later, we got two greasy O'Callahans to catch!

D'elroy: I SAID STAND BACK!

 

D'elroy tosses a flashbang that takes all three of the (still) good guys by surprise and leaves them unable to resist as the siblings flee down the stairs of the building and out of sight. By the time the dust is settled (in lack of a better term) the prime chance of success was already gone.

 

Yeager: F*cking f*ck! That useless, no-good, backstabbing c*nt...

Fortuna: What was up with his pink eyes? That sh*t was sort of scary.

Yeager: What f*cking pink eyes? They're gonna be black once I get a hold of him again, and I don't care what he's gonna do to weasel himself out of that!

Dwayne: They did look unusual. Like he'd been hypnotized or some sh*t.

Fortuna: Hypno- whoa, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Dwayne: If it's what I just said, then yes.

Fortuna: No, this has to have something to do with all that 'Project Sovereign' bullcrap! No way around it. Remember Bryce and Mallorie? D'arcy has controlled people before, and that explains D'elroy's mood swings as well! He was under the effect of - that pink stuff whenever he was allegiant to his sister!

Dwayne: So, she basically gave away her secret to make this one-off escape possible. Good for her, but next time we'll be aware of it.

 

Niko walks in, at the most opportune of moments.

 

Niko: Found her yet?

Yeager: Grrrrrrrrrrrr...

Fortuna: What he means to say is that we came really close, but sh*t happened, and the window's over. That flash you may have seen was D'arcy and D'elroy escaping together.

Niko: Again?!

Dwayne: Yeah, but not voluntarily. D'elroy, that is. If we find them again, we better keep him away from any pink liquid, or he'll be brainwashed into a good little servant once again.

Niko: That explains a lot of sh*t, you know. But if you're telling me D'arcy got away just as we had a grasp... I'm gonna join Yeager in a temper tantrum for just a bit.

Fortuna: Be my guest. D'elroy punched me, by the way, if you want more to rage about.

 

END FLASHBACK

 

[And find them again, they sure did. However, this is why it's called Lost Episode #1 - no point cramming all the details into one chapter. Also this author's note is stupid.]

 

Who to cut to next?

 

1) The Dingoes and Mad Moose Mounties at war.

2) Don Percival, who orders his Merryweather goons with the kidnapping of Yusuf and Bryce.

3) JuWanna and her task force, heading for Stubbs.

4) Pathos, about to arrive at the City Hall for some spying.

5) The Group of 7, with Yeager springing awake from his bitter memory.


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Posted 3 hours ago Edited by Corndawg93, 2 hours ago.

1) The Dingoes and Mad Moose Mounties at war.

Here we follow a war that started when Mounties started there own Bridge dropping company and pretty much stole all of Dingoes business, I guess the bridge dropping business is booming like crazy, anyway after Dingoes leader Regan Jones got word from his second in command Shane Walker, he lost his marbles and cursed the name of Adam Burns, leader of the Mounties, so every single dingo went to Canada and started a war with the Mad Moose Mounties, the Streets of Vancouver were a warzone, burnt out cars and smashed windows to house and streets had dead Dingo and Mounties on the streets, Regan made sure that Mounties were hit hard when he sent an RPG into the heart of the Mounties base of opporations pretty much killing everyone of the Mounties except for Adam Burns and several of his lieutenants, we follow Regan in a hotel room with several of his men wondering what to do next

(Regan) Alrighty then boys, time to end this war and regain business of dropping bridges on people
(Shane) I got several men keeping an eye out for any chatter
(Regan) Good, then march over to the big Statium called the BP Place where what's left of Adams men are hold of blow the ever living sh*t out of it, who's with me
(Dingoes) YEAAHHH!!!!!

What happen next???
1) The Dingoes lay the living sh*t of BP Place
2) They are ambushed by the Mounties
3) The Crumpets show and try to make peace between the gangs

Or

4) We follow Flashback number 2 where it's explained how Dwayne went missing
5) We follow The Group of 7 when Yeager wakes up and his Flashback




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