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Law0070
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#1681

Posted 16 April 2012 - 08:25 PM Edited by Law0070, 16 April 2012 - 08:31 PM.

@Finn it has to describe the average memebase or whatever visitor...lol, of course it's pretty accurate, not that hard

just a stupid remark but "singing buffalo acapella"

capella means no vocals, right?

E: ok tard me 't is the other way around -.-

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#1682

Posted 16 April 2012 - 08:30 PM

a cappella, "in the style of the chapel," can include instrumental accompaniment. Some argue that early sacred a cappella performances would sometimes include instruments that double a human voice part. So, the correct definition of a cappella should be something like "singing without independent instrumental accompaniment."

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#1683

Posted 16 April 2012 - 09:25 PM

http://www.gtaforums...showuser=676016

27 January 1999


GTA is more older.



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#1684

Posted 16 April 2012 - 10:57 PM

QUOTE (vertical limit @ Tuesday, Apr 17 2012, 05:25)
http://www.gtaforums...showuser=676016

27 January 1999


GTA is more older.

Los Santos Pedestrian and Dr John13 are also born in 1999, and ManDog is born in 2000.

There's nothing funny about a birth date though.

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#1685

Posted 16 April 2012 - 11:12 PM


http://i.imgur.com/MLITn.jpg

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I heard the trend was hating on slamman and young kids.

Feck yew Slamman, cappella lul gay.

Omg that kid is like so young, have his ball dropped yet lolololo.

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#1686

Posted 16 April 2012 - 11:17 PM

QUOTE (Piperka @ Monday, Apr 16 2012, 22:57)
QUOTE (vertical limit @ Tuesday, Apr 17 2012, 05:25)
http://www.gtaforums...showuser=676016

27 January 1999


GTA is more older.

Los Santos Pedestrian and Dr John13 are also born in 1999, and ManDog is born in 2000.

There's nothing funny about a birth date though.

This.

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#1687

Posted 17 April 2012 - 06:13 AM Edited by finn4life, 17 April 2012 - 12:15 PM.

Found This beauty in Music Talk, funny how missing one letter means something totally different.
By the way Ted Bundy was a serial rapist.

QUOTE (Wreckless Jake)
QUOTE (markusizr @ Monday, Apr 16 2012, 12:19)
Snoop dogg is the best raper in the world

Better than Ted Bundy?


From the same topic, in relation to Snoop dogg raping with Tupacs 3d lifelike projection.

QUOTE (Hydraulic Warrior)
QUOTE (Slamman @ Tuesday, Apr 17 2012, 04:21)
I'd think it's recreating already canned performance, but yeah, the appearance is pretty solid, Respecting him over everyone else (making him out as some sort of deity) is just stupid though, shows somewhat blind devotion.

Blind devotion my ass. Would you prefer this jackass instead?

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#1688

Posted 17 April 2012 - 07:22 AM

From Why do people say IV is boring?
QUOTE (markusizr @ Monday, Apr 16 2012, 19:04)
people in real life are []

I guess that pretty much explains everything. icon14.gif

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#1689

Posted 17 April 2012 - 08:19 AM

QUOTE (Toup @ Monday, Apr 16 2012, 23:12)
http://i.imgur.com/MLITn.jpg

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I heard the trend was hating on slamman and young kids.

Feck yew Slamman, cappella lul gay.

Omg that kid is like so young, have his ball dropped yet lolololo.

What's wrong with being an aspiring singer? It beats playing an instrument for just enjoying music without the training, well, you can train to be a great singer, but I've always loved music. No one can manage to dissuade me

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#1690

Posted 17 April 2012 - 04:10 PM

QUOTE (finn4life @ Tuesday, Apr 17 2012, 06:13)


QUOTE (Hydraulic Warrior)
QUOTE (Slamman @ Tuesday, Apr 17 2012, 04:21)
I'd think it's recreating already canned performance, but yeah, the appearance is pretty solid, Respecting him over everyone else (making him out as some sort of deity) is just stupid though, shows somewhat blind devotion.

Blind devotion my ass. Would you prefer this jackass instead?

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Hating Lil Wayne is just as cliche as loving Tupac. I'm tired of people saying they hate him just because everyone else does lol. Just more people following and never really creating their own opinions.

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#1691

Posted 18 April 2012 - 11:35 AM Edited by PrometheusX, 19 April 2012 - 09:12 AM.

QUOTE
I advise you to hold Your Computer And Throw it on the ground ok , Why use the Arabic language and from & What do you mean to the

Use brotherly advice

Looooooooooooooooooooool xDD

I think it's pretty obvious who it is sigh.gif

Also,

QUOTE (iSmokeMeth)
lol @ mods

ban me again pleeze!!!! hey if u guys need coding help just go to my youtube and message me because these guys are butthurt

oh and mods dont tell people u dont have the power to delete posts, it was a bad choice of words xD especially to a guy who gets bored at work alot xD nothing personal...i mean is anything on the web personal xD

anyways my youtube name is jitsuin, check my latest vids, writing an epic drugwars mod ;D

so if u have code requests message me or if u r interested in drug wars message me, very close to a release version biggrin.gif

but yeah keep banning the one person that helps people on here, with out me your f*ckin coding section is full of "how do i make scripts work" threads which i told your f*ckin dumbasses to sticky!!!!!!!

oh and no one is gonna follow your overly complicated forum categories, all you f*cks do is lock people's threads when they need help, if anyone should be banned it's all you stupid f*ckin mods that DONT EVEN f*ckIN MODERATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop locking people's threads u f*ckin assholes, u think programmers and the people that can help go into those other thread topics to help noobs??? That's why people post for help here u f*ckin idiots and all u do is block them and tell them to go somewhere else...hmm maybe that's why this place is f*cking dead

jesus christ i swear u guys are f*ckin morons, give me your name and address so i can come slap u and do u some good

and are u f*ckin idiot incapable of banning my IP??

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#1692

Posted 18 April 2012 - 03:35 PM

From the San Andreas forum;

QUOTE (Krawk @ Wednesday, Apr 18 2012, 18:21)
What is the red glow INSIDE the Uranus?

QUOTE (Tycek @ Wednesday, Apr 18 2012, 20:15)
I don't think I got any red glow in my anus, but I don't see it very often, so I may be wrong. I need colonoscopy to check that for sure.

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#1693

Posted 19 April 2012 - 09:16 AM

http://www.gtaforums...howtopic=507588

The glory of the V section!

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#1694

Posted 19 April 2012 - 10:22 AM

QUOTE (Piperka @ Thursday, Apr 19 2012, 09:16)
http://www.gtaforums...howtopic=507588

The glory of the V section!

That is possibly one of the funniest things I've read yet on this forum. biggrin.gif

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#1695

Posted 19 April 2012 - 10:31 AM Edited by Slamman, 19 April 2012 - 12:13 PM.

I love the threads about banning Girish, how many has it been now?! I lost count.
ha ha ha

Sharing this PM bit, just to point out Cole's typo, I'm sure he'll really take this personally now

"I could of grown up in a crack house and never went to school ? how do you know i didn't ? Would you seriously talk to someone who's been throw that the way you talked to me. I seriously hope not"

Catch the "Through" error? (Throw)

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#1696

Posted 19 April 2012 - 03:01 PM

QUOTE (Slamman @ Thursday, Apr 19 2012, 16:01)
I love the threads about banning Girish, how many has it been now?! I lost count.
ha ha ha

Have there really been that many?

I must be doing a f*cking great job at all this moderating sh*t.

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#1697

Posted 19 April 2012 - 08:11 PM

QUOTE (vanni @ Thursday, Apr 19 2012, 20:08)
QUOTE (PrometheusX @ Thursday, Apr 19 2012, 20:07)
QUOTE (vanni @ Thursday, Apr 19 2012, 20:05)
THIS AINT NO WISH BRO, ITS A DEMMAND!!!!!!!

Care to elaborate the difference in this situation?

NOT REALLY


From RICK SANTORUM PARODY IN GTA V

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#1698

Posted 20 April 2012 - 12:32 PM

From Gaming Chat, in a topic called "Worst game that you have played?":

QUOTE (Riqitch8 @ Saturday, Apr 14 2012, 11:59)
The Legend Of Zelda Ocarina Of Time (N64 version) - I didn't really like any of the Zelda games. Probably because you don't even play as Zelda. You play as "the little boy in a tiny dress" AKA Link.

I've never heard of a better reason to dislike a game.

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#1699

Posted 20 April 2012 - 01:59 PM

QUOTE (Girish @ Thursday, Apr 19 2012, 15:01)
QUOTE (Slamman @ Thursday, Apr 19 2012, 16:01)
I love the threads about banning Girish, how many has it been now?! I lost count.
ha ha ha

Have there really been that many?

I must be doing a f*cking great job at all this moderating sh*t.

To be honest, you can be a little rude sometimes.

But then again, most of us are...

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#1700

Posted 20 April 2012 - 04:59 PM

QUOTE (guib @ Friday, Apr 20 2012, 13:59)
QUOTE (Girish @ Thursday, Apr 19 2012, 15:01)
QUOTE (Slamman @ Thursday, Apr 19 2012, 16:01)
I love the threads about banning Girish, how many has it been now?! I lost count.
ha ha ha

Have there really been that many?

I must be doing a f*cking great job at all this moderating sh*t.

To be honest, you can be a little rude sometimes.

But then again, most of us are...

Lol I'm using this, just because it's possibly the meekest most passive attempt at, well, whatever it was he was trying to do.

First off the adjective used is "rude" which already has something gentlemanly about it. But he's not rude, he's "A little rude". He's already taken the sting off it here, but then really pulls out of by adding "sometimes". Then to top it off he sprinkles a bit of (this is how I imagine the thought process in his head) "everyone is like that, therefore I'm not singling him out". Basically he just gave Girish the wettest insult in human history.

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#1701

Posted 20 April 2012 - 05:52 PM Edited by Greenline, 20 April 2012 - 06:00 PM.

QUOTE (AtomicPunk @ Syrian Civil War Topic)
I turned on the light baby and your type scatters like cock roaches


After years of isolation, the wild idiot has created its own language...

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#1702

Posted 20 April 2012 - 06:20 PM

QUOTE (GTA_stu @ Friday, Apr 20 2012, 16:59)
QUOTE (guib @ Friday, Apr 20 2012, 13:59)
QUOTE (Girish @ Thursday, Apr 19 2012, 15:01)
QUOTE (Slamman @ Thursday, Apr 19 2012, 16:01)
I love the threads about banning Girish, how many has it been now?! I lost count.
ha ha ha

Have there really been that many?

I must be doing a f*cking great job at all this moderating sh*t.

To be honest, you can be a little rude sometimes.

But then again, most of us are...

Lol I'm using this, just because it's possibly the meekest most passive attempt at, well, whatever it was he was trying to do.

First off the adjective used is "rude" which already has something gentlemanly about it. But he's not rude, he's "A little rude". He's already taken the sting off it here, but then really pulls out of by adding "sometimes". Then to top it off he sprinkles a bit of (this is how I imagine the thought process in his head) "everyone is like that, therefore I'm not singling him out". Basically he just gave Girish the wettest insult in human history.

maybe his intention wasn't to be insulting, ever consider that? whatsthat.gif

to be honest stu, you can be a tiny bit presumptious sometimes sly.gif

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#1703

Posted 20 April 2012 - 08:27 PM

I think SWOT is having a mental breakdown or something over his concept thread being locked.

QUOTE (SWOT @ Friday, Apr 20 2012, 20:23)
f*ck all ye f*cking wasters spending all yere spare time on dis forum. Yell never make anything proper of yere lives just spending the whole time playing GTA. And ye have no reason to get cocky about yerselves (in particular Claude4Catalina, Money oVer Bullsh*t) and all those who jump on the bandwagon. Just do something with yere lifes for a f*cking change. Wasting valuable time on a forum wih losers, people who have no lives.

f*ck YE LOSERS!

[Picture of a naked guy]


And yes, the p0rn picture was horrifying.

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#1704

Posted 20 April 2012 - 09:08 PM Edited by guib, 20 April 2012 - 09:19 PM.

Nevermind...

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#1705

Posted 21 April 2012 - 03:00 AM

Hookers In GTAV

I was going to post just a few excerpts, but the whole topic is hilarious. smile.gif

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#1706

Posted 21 April 2012 - 03:27 AM

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@ Juice By Kayla Marie, didn't know there was such beauty in gtaforums blush.gif .
E: You must be the dream girl for boys, a girl who plays videogames, especially GTA, and looks gorgeous biggrin.gif

Lol. It's hilarious how they react when they discover females do, in fact, inhabit this forum.

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#1707

Posted 21 April 2012 - 03:37 PM

QUOTE (nightwalker83)
Attention all potential Australian citizens: If you come here you will still get raped but we also rape your wallets


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#1708

Posted 21 April 2012 - 03:42 PM Edited by ZDANZ96, 21 April 2012 - 03:45 PM.

QUOTE (fireguy109 @ Saturday, Apr 21 2012, 00:27)
QUOTE
@ Juice By Kayla Marie, didn't know there was such beauty in gtaforums blush.gif .
E: You must be the dream girl for boys, a girl who plays videogames, especially GTA, and looks gorgeous biggrin.gif

Lol. It's hilarious how they react when they discover females do, in fact, inhabit this forum.

I am pretty sure you thought the same thing when you discovered that it isn't a "male's place" only, no?

Girls IRL don't usually play videogames, due to sexist parents. What is a real shame.

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#1709

Posted 21 April 2012 - 04:01 PM

QUOTE (ZDANZ96 @ Sunday, Apr 22 2012, 02:42)
QUOTE (fireguy109 @ Saturday, Apr 21 2012, 00:27)
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@ Juice By Kayla Marie, didn't know there was such beauty in gtaforums blush.gif .
E: You must be the dream girl for boys, a girl who plays videogames, especially GTA, and looks gorgeous biggrin.gif

Lol. It's hilarious how they react when they discover females do, in fact, inhabit this forum.

I am pretty sure you thought the same thing when you discovered that it isn't a "male's place" only, no?

Girls IRL don't usually play videogames, due to sexist parents. What is a real shame.

Sexist parents? Wuuh?

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#1710

Posted 21 April 2012 - 04:03 PM

QUOTE (finn4life @ Saturday, Apr 21 2012, 13:01)
QUOTE (ZDANZ96 @ Sunday, Apr 22 2012, 02:42)
QUOTE (fireguy109 @ Saturday, Apr 21 2012, 00:27)
QUOTE
@ Juice By Kayla Marie, didn't know there was such beauty in gtaforums blush.gif .
E: You must be the dream girl for boys, a girl who plays videogames, especially GTA, and looks gorgeous biggrin.gif

Lol. It's hilarious how they react when they discover females do, in fact, inhabit this forum.

I am pretty sure you thought the same thing when you discovered that it isn't a "male's place" only, no?

Girls IRL don't usually play videogames, due to sexist parents. What is a real shame.

Sexist parents? Wuuh?

Parents who think that one thing is for a boy, and another one for a girl. Like: boys can't play with dolls and girls can't mess on videogames.

Do you understand now?




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