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#6751

Posted 31 March 2018 - 01:19 AM

Surprised nobody has posted this yet - This entire thread is epic

 

Nickname Problems - Presidental Edition W/Special Guest Andrew Jackson

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#6752

Posted 31 March 2018 - 03:02 PM

you sure because alot of your posts sure read like generic /b/ cotent

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#6753

Posted 31 March 2018 - 07:53 PM Edited by Not A Nice Person, 31 March 2018 - 10:17 PM.

whatever, that was a dollar store 'burn' anyway


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#6754

Posted 31 March 2018 - 09:36 PM

Post quotes, not drivel.
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#6755

Posted 31 March 2018 - 10:05 PM

I was shot 5 times for delivering a message.

Aight, so I just for going with like 6 of my pals to rob a shop at like 03:00am, yo, so unlucky for me to get caught coz I'm not a 100m sprint runner, another one of my friends, James, got his foot stuck in the toilet (we escaped out of the shop from the restroom), so we both went to jail straight away.
So after I was bailed out in a few days, one of my cell mates told me to give a message to the some street gang, I told them "William be back from jail from 1-3, he told you motherf*ckers to stick around", then they was talking sh*t to me and a car pulled up and I got shot a few times, ended up in a hospital. Black people have terrible aim, so they never got a headshot, LOL.

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#6756

Posted 15 April 2018 - 09:04 PM

From the 'Guess the Vehicle in 3D universe edition' thread*.

 

*Quotes may or may not have been re-merged together for context purposes.

 

 

 

 

Sparrow

all hints are self explanatory  thinkk.

 


sparrow is a bird not an animal

 

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TIL that birds are not animals.

 

birds have wings animals don't (except flying squirrel and bat)

 

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#6757

Posted 4 weeks ago

This topic is just so awesome, Props to the Englishmen

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#6758

Posted 4 weeks ago

If I click on an ad every so often will that make the moderators look on me more favourably?

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#6759

Posted 3 weeks ago Edited by universetwisters, 3 weeks ago.


Seems I've got some f*cking weirdo who keeps stalking me and messaging me. If you're reading this, dude, you cannot be that much of a sad sack of sh*t to stalk me, I'm sure you have much better things to do.
 
Move on. Go outside. Live life.
 
Idk I still find this quotable since he started it and then turns around and calls me a stalker when I follow up on it. Almost reminds me of Murdoc if any of you are old enough to remember him. If he had beef with you, he would send you an angsty PM and delete it before you could see it.
 
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Idk what it is with people on the internet having a jesus complex because they're anonymous
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#6760

Posted 3 weeks ago

man Payne did that sh*t to me he kept liking and unliking posts of mine from literal years back (like 2011) so i messaged him saying "if you want my attention you can just pm me" and he told me to get f*cked and not message him then he proceeded to message me for days before blocking me.

 

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#6761

Posted 3 weeks ago Edited by CoolMods, 3 weeks ago.

.......(Jinx)

That's rude (Inadequate)

your mom is rude (Jinx)


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#6762

Posted 3 weeks ago

No more than I care about anybody's birth. Don't get me wrong, a baby in the family is an occasion, but I think there's cynicism surrounding the Royals due to their apparent redundancy. This, combined with near constant arbitrary updates through the news and you wind up with a fairly flat opinion about the whole thing. You could argue that their first born was a big deal because it shows that this is an egg the lizard overlords didn't instantly consume, but three? Unless you plan on hosting a cage match for the crown, I don't think I'll be buying tickets.

While the post is something one would see regularly, that last part is gold.

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#6763

Posted 2 weeks ago

 

Idk what it is with people on the internet having a jesus complex because they're anonymous

 





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